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Jojan
03-08-2006, 07:17 AM
Will Dexter beat Oprahs time of 4 hours, 29 minutes and 30 seconds in this years Los Angeles Marathon?

Bryan_AVA
03-08-2006, 07:18 AM
some pop fans will beat him up probably

Sinister
03-08-2006, 07:19 AM
I don't really know Oprah's physical condition, but Dexter jumps around on stage every night on tour, and surfs, and has been training a bit, so he should beat her.

Emily_offspring_fan
03-08-2006, 07:20 AM
hehe, I hope so! :D

offspring fan
03-08-2006, 07:20 AM
whos oprah?

Little_Miss_1565
03-08-2006, 07:44 AM
some pop fans will beat him up probably

No. Stop it. That statement does not make you punx.

Dmarques
03-08-2006, 07:48 AM
Yeah!! He will...Let's go Dexter...you can Beat...no just Oprah, but Paul Tergat.lol

Tijs
03-08-2006, 07:48 AM
Of course he will.

I'd say he'll finish with a time of 3:55h.

Obie2trice
03-08-2006, 07:56 AM
Of course, shouldn`t be a problem for him

bouncingcoles
03-08-2006, 08:07 AM
he better kick her fucking ass! i hate that bitch! im making a donation!

DeAtHsTaR
03-08-2006, 08:07 AM
whos oprah?
Oprah Winfrey? Black chick? Talk show host for over 20 years? Weight is always going up and down?

Talman
03-08-2006, 09:19 AM
If he doesn't beat oprah i'll laugh. Mind you Oprah is part of that group. I forget their name; the black something or others. Go read www.chappelletheory.com to find out about it. What that has to do this thread i have no idea, but it's a good read.

offspring fan
03-08-2006, 09:52 AM
Oprah Winfrey? Black chick? Talk show host for over 20 years? Weight is always going up and down?
is that that woman that was leading the nobel prise with tom cruse here in norway?....... if its not i dont know who it is....

Sinister
03-08-2006, 09:54 AM
http://www.nndb.com/people/466/000022400/oprah-win.jpg
there she is.

offspring fan
03-08-2006, 09:56 AM
http://www.nndb.com/people/466/000022400/oprah-win.jpg
there she is.
ok i know who it is... its that woman from the nobel prise.... dexter must run faster then her.

Llamas
03-08-2006, 10:41 AM
haha I hope oprah ran wearing what she waers on tv, with all that makeup and all her plastic surgery. has anyone seen her w/o makeup? She seriously looks SCARY.

this is actually her:
http://www.mashada.com/photos/data/506/owinfrey2.jpg
hope dexter can beat that... :P

Crusheer
03-08-2006, 10:42 AM
He'll beat Axl Rose :p

Sinister
03-08-2006, 10:42 AM
He'll beat Axl Rose :p
wouldn't surprise me. Dexter pwns Axl Rose no matter what the contest is.

offspring_freak_3
03-08-2006, 10:45 AM
of course he will!


he better kick her fucking ass! i hate that bitch! im making a donation!
haha same here, but not about the donation cause i dont have a creditcard :(

Amiralanal
03-08-2006, 10:49 AM
i hope that fat fucking bitch gets assraped by dex.

NotTheOne
03-08-2006, 12:24 PM
lol
Oprah has no chance :D
Go Dex!!!

Rutegard
03-08-2006, 12:27 PM
lol
Oprah has no chance :D
Go Dex!!!


YEAH GO DEXTER TELL HER HOW TO RUN EHEH

bd007h
03-08-2006, 12:30 PM
i hope that fat fucking bitch gets assraped by dex.

that would be kinda scary

i-want-him-only
03-08-2006, 12:36 PM
Fuck yeah he will!!!!!
run Dexer, run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

el_monkey
03-08-2006, 12:42 PM
nope, he won't get it. either he gets beaten up by a special whatever squad of the NYPD as a revenge for the LAPD song or he he is entering a bar next to the route to get drunk because of all those fatass-dumb celebrities around him :(

Jojan
03-08-2006, 01:12 PM
i hope that fat fucking bitch gets assraped by dex.
Yes, and get her pregnant.

bd007h
03-08-2006, 01:13 PM
Yes, and get her pregnant.

you don't get pregnant from taking it up the ass

Hypodermic_89
03-08-2006, 01:22 PM
Dexter Ftw!

Sinister
03-08-2006, 01:23 PM
what does 'ftw' mean ?

kiddman
03-08-2006, 01:24 PM
he should dress up and do it. he could wear a big offspring skull

el_monkey
03-08-2006, 01:27 PM
what does 'ftw' mean ?

for teh win

Rutegard
03-08-2006, 01:40 PM
Dexter Ftw

bd007h
03-08-2006, 01:44 PM
After he wins he'll be a guest on Oprah's show

Rutegard
03-08-2006, 01:49 PM
After he wins he'll be a guest on Oprah's show

AHAHAHAAHAHHAA
yeah....i don't think he would go....but who knows? LOL

Nineteen Seventy Nine
03-08-2006, 03:56 PM
AHAHAHAAHAHHAA
yeah....i don't think he would go....but who knows? LOL

He'll be jumping on all the couches.

Drummerguy123
03-08-2006, 04:34 PM
I dunno. Dexter is fat, but so is Oprah. I'd say that they both pass out before the finish line.

Homer
03-08-2006, 04:40 PM
It's obvious that Oprah would get all her minions to take out Dexter.

Jakebert
03-08-2006, 04:52 PM
He'll beat Axl Rose :p

He'll just tell everyone how awesome his run will be, then he'll just keep pushing it back until no one believes him anymore.

Lupin
03-08-2006, 06:05 PM
Will Dexter beat Oprah?


hmmm, yes with:
a night stick
a guitar stand
a microphone
a minature 'dexter' aeroplane
a bass drum
her own sense of self importance

Do It DOUG
________
Torino Talladega (http://www.ford-wiki.com/wiki/Ford_Torino_Talladega)

Sinister
03-08-2006, 06:31 PM
Do It DOUG

wahs teh fcuk ?

Bryan Keith "Dexter" Holland. not DOUG.

Ixnay 09
03-08-2006, 06:42 PM
Yes! he will !!

Camilamazed
03-08-2006, 06:54 PM
some pop fans will beat him up probably

No, they definitely won't.

I bet Dexter will be wearing sunglasses and mustache.

Sinister
03-08-2006, 06:57 PM
No, they definitely won't.

I bet Dexter will be wearing sunglasses and mustache.

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/101743/2/istockphoto_101743_masked_nose.jpg this ?

Ninty Man
03-08-2006, 07:03 PM
No... Oprah bodyguards will kill him before he reaches the goal

Camilamazed
03-08-2006, 07:04 PM
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/101743/2/istockphoto_101743_masked_nose.jpg this ?


Probably. he said he would wear that and people would find him at a show he's been to.

=)

SplinterByMyOwnDesign
03-09-2006, 05:47 AM
Dexter needs to shave :D and i said he'd beat Oprah, Dexter is doing it for a good cause... FOR SWEET PRIDE OF BEATING THE "MOST BELOVED" WOMAN IN AMERICA!!!! :D

Jojan
03-10-2006, 05:57 AM
No... Oprah bodyguards will kill him before he reaches the goal
Dexter can kill all bodyguards asses!

HeadAroundU
03-10-2006, 06:02 AM
I heard that Oprah is on hot streak! and she is going to win this year!

Dexter_H
03-10-2006, 06:07 AM
I heard Oprah was a fat cow.

Slipdog2
03-11-2006, 06:49 AM
He'll have to cheat to beat her. He should go on her show and punch her out, and then run away. This was completely off topic

offspring_freak_3
03-11-2006, 07:39 AM
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/101743/2/istockphoto_101743_masked_nose.jpg this ?
that definitely would not work :p

Hyper nova
03-11-2006, 02:23 PM
Geek Time I justs feel its time to quote Teal'C from Stargate

"What's an Ophra?"

Or at least thats what ill be thinking when Dexter beats her time by about Six years

DeAtHsTaR
03-11-2006, 02:46 PM
Opera will probably cheat.

igniton/pyro
03-11-2006, 03:01 PM
hahahahahahahahaha
http://i2.tinypic.com/r89hmd.jpg
i cant whait to see that.

Mimile
03-11-2006, 03:11 PM
Of course he will =)

German Andres
03-11-2006, 04:28 PM
He is going to kick her ass!!! :D
By the way, who is Ophra? :cool:

Kitten
03-11-2006, 04:38 PM
I would be greatly surprised if he didn't manage to beat her time.

Jakebert
03-11-2006, 06:41 PM
Opera will probably cheat.

I've only been to an opera once. I fell asleep.

Ninty Man
03-11-2006, 09:17 PM
hahahahahahahahaha
http://i2.tinypic.com/r89hmd.jpg
i cant whait to see that.


HEY, THAT'S DAMN FUNNY XD

malumboman
03-11-2006, 11:23 PM
depends on whether hes racing fat or thin Oprah

Llamas
03-12-2006, 12:07 AM
I saw an opera once, it was really good. very impressive. :)

forcyn
03-12-2006, 06:39 AM
hahahahahahahahaha
http://i2.tinypic.com/r89hmd.jpg
i cant whait to see that.
buahahhahaaaa
:D

Rutegard
03-12-2006, 07:20 AM
He'll be jumping on all the couches.


AHAHA nice pic of him LOL
can you imagine? LOLOL

Rutegard
03-12-2006, 07:21 AM
He'll be jumping on all the couches.

dex and noodles and greg and why not atom too huh? :D

that would be my fav band :D ehehe

well....they already are...ups..

and by the way....i think he will do it in (more or less) 3h:30m!! (or even less)

wanna bet? ;)

forcyn
03-12-2006, 07:27 AM
3h:30m? no way :D 4h at least :D

Rutegard
03-12-2006, 10:23 AM
3h:30m? no way :D 4h at least :D

nah
hehehe

forcyn
03-12-2006, 10:40 AM
ok maybe 3h:50m lol

Rutegard
03-12-2006, 12:02 PM
ok maybe 3h:50m lol

maybe...lol

Lithuanian Offspring
03-12-2006, 12:25 PM
some pop fans will beat him up probably
That's one of the most retarded posts I've ever read.

HeadAroundU
03-12-2006, 03:10 PM
hahahahahahahahaha
http://i2.tinypic.com/r89hmd.jpg
i cant whait to see that.
omg that's kick ass :D

F@ BANKZ
03-12-2006, 03:14 PM
That's one of the most retarded posts I've ever read.
Dude are you only here to piss people off.

Rufus
03-12-2006, 03:21 PM
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d147/emi_sarb/ghjy.jpg

Emily_offspring_fan
03-12-2006, 03:34 PM
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d147/emi_sarb/ghjy.jpg

hahahaha very funny!!!!!!!!

nameless
03-12-2006, 03:46 PM
yes he will!

BuddyHolly
03-12-2006, 08:15 PM
He should make it, unless he passes out halfway totally pissed or stoned...

That_Guy91
03-12-2006, 08:36 PM
Dude are you only here to piss people off.
He was being honest. That post was pretty retarded.

BuddyHolly
03-12-2006, 08:50 PM
That post wasn't PRETTY retarded... just retarded...

malumboman
03-12-2006, 10:41 PM
I would say that calling that post retarded is offensive to retarded people. Not even a kid with down syndrome could think of something that... uh... retarded. I honestly think that if i could type noise my farts make, then that would be more intelligent than that post.

Rutegard
03-18-2006, 01:24 PM
YEAH

uhuh
RUN dex RUN

Rufus
03-19-2006, 08:43 AM
The marathon is today if I lived in America I would be standing at the finish line waiting for Dexter and cheering him on but as I don't I will say it on here. Run Dexter you can beat Oprah

Ninty Man
03-19-2006, 07:53 PM
The marathon is today if I lived in America I would be standing at the finish line waiting for Dexter and cheering him on but as I don't I will say it on here. Run Dexter you can beat Oprah

No he can't.... XD

offspring_freak_3
03-19-2006, 07:55 PM
too bad, but he could if he tried more. come on + 30 minutes isnt so bad, but like he said in the journal he was having some leg problems :(

Ninty Man
03-19-2006, 07:55 PM
too bad, but he could if he tried more. come on + 30 minutes isnt so bad, but like he said in the journal he was having some leg problems :(


Yeah... for Beer party last night XD

code_blue
03-19-2006, 09:53 PM
i looked up dexter's results on the LA marathon website (http://results.doitsports.com/la/) and here they are:
BRYAN HOLLAND | Bib #15038 | HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA - USA | Age 40 | M
START .10K .HALF .30K .FINISH
8:16:01 AM CST 1:00:50 2:08:41 3:15:18 05:01:07

if jojan was right about oprah's time (4 hours, 29 minutes and 30 seconds), then looks like he didn't beat her (you'll have to line up the times with the topics.. his finishing time was 5 hours, 1 min and 7 secs). :(

SplinterByMyOwnDesign
03-19-2006, 09:55 PM
OPRAH SUCKS AND DIDN'T MAKE THAT TIME! I WANT DEXTER TO 1V1 HER!!! :mad:

Llamas
03-19-2006, 09:58 PM
i looked up dexter's results on the LA marathon website (http://results.doitsports.com/la/) and here they are:
BRYAN HOLLAND | Bib #15038 | HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA - USA | Age 40 | M
START .10K .HALF .30K .FINISH
8:16:01 AM CST 1:00:50 2:08:41 3:15:18 05:01:07

if jojan was right about oprah's time (4 hours, 29 minutes and 30 seconds), then looks like he didn't beat her (you'll have to line up the times with the topics.. his finishing time was 5 hours, 1 min and 7 secs). :(

damn. he was making great time in the first three segments... about an hour per segment... but that last one took almost 2 hours. that's what got him.

GreenTerror
03-19-2006, 09:58 PM
No one can beat Oprah at anything. She's a rich black woman, not even Jesus is superior to her.

Llamas
03-19-2006, 09:59 PM
hahaha! seriously, that made me lol. Poor Jesus. he tries so hard...

GreenTerror
03-19-2006, 10:02 PM
Really, with all these 'Crusifixions' and what not. Jeeze.

gay_offspring_fan_omg
03-19-2006, 10:25 PM
when he starts running i'll tell you what when he starts jumping i'll run up there and butt rape his ass

Llamas
03-19-2006, 10:40 PM
when you butt rape someone, isn't it usually in their ass? I can't be sure, so I wanted to clarify.

gay_offspring_fan_omg
03-19-2006, 10:43 PM
and i take it you know this info by experince

Llamas
03-19-2006, 10:45 PM
I don't, that's why I'm asking!

bd007h
03-19-2006, 11:13 PM
*shakes head*

Llamas
03-19-2006, 11:25 PM
haha :P

Dmarques
03-20-2006, 11:28 AM
Holy shit!!! :mad: :mad:

el_monkey
03-20-2006, 12:02 PM
what is this all :confused: :confused:

dark_somru
03-20-2006, 12:56 PM
I really wanted Dex to place in the top 100 (even that is an accomplishment).

That would have been awesome......

Nineteen Seventy Nine
03-20-2006, 01:23 PM
If we made bets on this, 115 people would lose money. Those 6 people would be rich. Can we get names on those 6 again?

F@ BANKZ
03-20-2006, 01:27 PM
I Was Ummm.... One Of Them..... Hehe*tuggs Collar While Rolling Eyes.

Rufus
03-20-2006, 01:28 PM
me too because I didn't know who Oprah was when I voted

scream
03-20-2006, 01:38 PM
im disappointed that dexter didnt beat oprah but shit i cant ran more than 1 mile myself.