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JoY
03-08-2006, 09:49 AM
well, it's rather good for your self-esteem, etc.

but it's so fucking stupid. tell me why I joined again.

Tizzalicious
03-08-2006, 09:51 AM
Hahaha, I haven't logged in there for ages. I should check!

Tizzalicious
03-08-2006, 09:53 AM
Oh fuck I have 24 e-mails.

Rag Doll
03-08-2006, 09:53 AM
i get the weirdest messages on there. ick.

i could spend hours doing all those quizzes and whatnot though.

Tizzalicious
03-08-2006, 09:54 AM
Eeewwwww:


Subject: I wanna hook-up with u 46 Miles Away


25M, Eindhoven, Netherlands
If interested mail me back, u'll like my style, n gentle sex.

Raj

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-08-2006, 09:56 AM
Yeah, sorry about that. It was the first name that popped into my head.

I was drunk and lonely.

And Dutch.

:(

Tizzalicious
03-08-2006, 09:58 AM
Aww I'm sorry I didn't reply Dave :(

Hope you aren't as lonely and Dutch anymore.


I think I should change my profile and say that I'm not single.

Someone said: "Pink is always good." though. I'm tempted to trade in Per.

nieh
03-08-2006, 10:03 AM
I've only ever gotten like, 3 messages from there. They were very flattering messages, but still. I'm obviously not as hot as some of you.

The only reason I log in is for the possible boost in self-esteem and the free semi-noodz people post.

Tizzalicious
03-08-2006, 10:04 AM
It's because you are a guy Josh, any girl gets sexed up on there.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-08-2006, 10:07 AM
I'm willing to bet his hair is better than 40% of the girls on there.

Vera
03-08-2006, 10:16 AM
OkCupid is so fucking stupid. I just logged in and now it's not showing any matches. WTF.

It always bothers me about "new tests!" via email.

At least no one ever messages me with indecent proposals.

JoY
03-08-2006, 10:19 AM
it says I'm seeing someone, but that I'm looking for;
*new friends
*long term dating
*short term dating
*activity partners
*long distance penpals
*sex partners (short term encounters)

uhm, whoops? I just updated. I don't know why it said that & if I filled it in myself, or if it did that for me, or if it was one of my drunk jokes, but I'm beginning to understand why I have over 50 messages. *deletes* & why someone called me a bigger slut than he was. *raises eyebrow*

I was wooed by a couple of people. what the fuck. wooed. *spontaniously dys*

this came from some Dutch 25 year old:
"hi
i came around to your account and kind had fun reading it.
check mine out it s kind off doll but still maby you could leave a massege i responded couse you seem to be fun and kinda crazy.
i just love crazy that is what i ve been al my life.
i dont see more then friends :$ but friends are more importend to me at this time anyway. you probeply dont see more either sow that be okee ;) mmmm i hope i could get to now u beter
kisss well me ;)"

doesn't it say in my profile I'm Dutch? try-hard. (I guess it is confusing that my profile is in English)

some 26 year old guy:
"Hoi, hoe is het?
That was a short self summary - but I guess it leaves you a few things to say in mails ;)
So - what more is there about yourself to tell?
You certainly can't be a 'dumb chick' if you are studying medicine ! Allways looks like a scarily hard subject...
Anyway, I'm over here in Haarlem (which is like, what, 20mins from Amsterdam?) and I'd love to meet up with you sometime and say hi. If you wanna meet up just drop me a mailje.

groetjes
Duncan "

PEOPLE. seriously.
then there were a couple of guys who'd also enjoyed the movies Finding Forester & the Rock, who desperately wanted to share.

then some skinny looking 22 year old creature: (translated)
"Hey Blacknighter,

I 'coincedently' saw your profile and it looked appealing to me...I like the book 'I never promised you a rosegarden' too, I love playing instruments (unfortunately no violin, but guitar) and 'the Rock' is indeed a cool movie...and you look good in your pictures, that's most important of course. (or you're just really good with Photoshop? :))

It would be fun to hear from you,
Tschuss!
Peter"

this was sent in September last year. aherm.


just watch me being interested.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-08-2006, 10:21 AM
and you look good in your pictures, that's most important of course. (or you're just really good with Photoshop?:))

What a charmer.

JoY
03-08-2006, 10:24 AM
what I thought. I mean, wah, shoo!

Vera
03-08-2006, 10:27 AM
I might start sending lusty messages to my friends to annoy them.

JoY
03-08-2006, 10:29 AM
hahahaha! please, do. but I already know of your Ivil plans, so no use in sending me some.

JoY
03-08-2006, 10:33 AM
the "Stranger Arranger" set me up with THIS:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=16683130531269517220

I'm offended. don't ask for what reason, but I am.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-08-2006, 10:47 AM
But you'll be so happy with Ulm!

Vera
03-08-2006, 10:49 AM
"woops, what to say here? well, i spend 75% of my free time to my computer and the rest of it i do eat and sleep."

....YIKES.

Vera
03-08-2006, 11:01 AM
I'm roflmaoing at these messages I'm sending...

To Iza


Subject: helo mis iza

helo

i look at your profile n see u are pretty and intellegent.. i am nice guy from a non-slavic cuntry but hopefly u except me as ur friend and luver mebe. i am nice smart funny intellegent clever sexy gentle luver kind caring perfect husband material. i hope u like.

u very good lookin unles ur profile lies. i hope not. u gud! i like. i show my mother. she also aprove. we come meet u? wedin?

if no, lets start friends then wedin. or just sex ;) i can be naughty, nice, ne thing u like. i am every thing.

ok. i hope u consider. u very pretty. i want friend. or anything! i'm very nice and intellegent! i go college, learn english also. mebe we have a future together yes? i hope.

have a lovely day mis iza

i luv u

- nice guy from non-slavic cuntry

To Dush


Subject: helo mr dush

helo

i am nice guy from india. u also from india? gud, i like indian guys. i from small village.. now work in city. want to work outside india maybe england thats why i learn english. i watch films i learn english yes? die hard, yes yes.

ok the reason i message u is i think gay is. mebe u 2? i hear england many gay have. its good! i saw tv about it. u look very nice. without shirt special. like film star yes.

u look like good man but mebe marriage not for us. england in that possible for gays? mebe? i hope.

i show u my mother and she say yes. she very liberal. when i go england u meet me. we live together. husband and husband. ok??

bye no my gujju boy.

- nice mebe gay indian boy from rajasthan

JoY
03-08-2006, 11:08 AM
"woops, what to say here? well, i spend 75% of my free time to my computer and the rest of it i do eat and sleep."

....YIKES.
exactly. :/! MAN, fuck, do something with your life.

those messages were so fucking priceless, I'm laughing loudly like cuhrazee.

JoY
03-08-2006, 11:17 AM
wait, hold on a minute.. some rather yummy guy from the states wooed me.
http://is2.okcupid.com/users/132/582/13258326044302437056/p1131191878.jpg
the guy on the right. well, it's the best looking thing so far.

I can't get over that word. to "woo". *shudders*

*Edit; this I can appreciate too. the Heineken cap, that is.
http://is2.okcupid.com/users/142/680/14368020384831648571/p1134344058.jpg

woo?

Tizzalicious
03-08-2006, 11:21 AM
Hahahaha Sanni, I love you.

I mean: I luv u. U want make babies with me?

JoY
03-08-2006, 11:46 AM
Tizz! the guy with the Heineken cap is from Utrecht & his name is Remco. know him? he looks like a student. a bit like a 'kakker' in his other pictures.

Tizzalicious
03-08-2006, 11:51 AM
I don't know a lot of people from Utrecht...and definitely no kakker students ;)

Vera
03-08-2006, 12:04 PM
Sim's:


Subject: helo mis simona

helo

i see ur profile and think "this woman is 4 me 2 mary". i just know it in heart. deep in heart.

i know u english teacher. that's good. i not too very good in english. but good enough to love girls with english. tongues get it? i tongue man.

i am nice guy from non-slavic cuntry. i speak english and turkish. u like turkish no? i have mustache i give u turkish luv showers. u like that?

i hop you consider. you so nice looking. ferce! yes. sexlove.

buy now!

- handsome hairy turkish guy for sexmarriage and babies

I typed up Tizz's but then it asked me to re-login and I lost it.

In short:

helo mis pink

helo

u very color. color good i wear color. not gay way. i very heterosexual manly mustache grr. im from greece.

leave per i call you stupid slag 2 but i better in bed. i red ur journal at nites.

if u not like me my brother msn is greeksxxxx666@hotmail.com add him he nice and sexy. have fun!!!!!

i hope u like. bueno (that dutch no? :))!!

- greek guy very nice from greece (sexy)

JoY
03-08-2006, 12:13 PM
I want to make wild lovin' to Sanni.<33

Tizzalicious
03-08-2006, 10:57 PM
Haha, Sanni <3

Anya82
03-09-2006, 12:44 AM
what th efuck is okcupaid?

Anya82
03-09-2006, 12:54 AM
why does evyerbody want to make lofve to sanni????
whay hvent you inveted me????

Rag Doll
03-09-2006, 04:55 AM
what th efuck is okcupaid?


why does evyerbody want to make lofve to sanni????
whay hvent you inveted me????


hmmm......it appears Anya has been drunkposting....

Anya82
03-09-2006, 10:09 AM
hehehe.... yup.

it was niiice. I haven't been drunk for a while.

ok... let's continue with life.