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SplinterByMyOwnDesign
03-18-2006, 12:46 AM
You're all as immature as me for keeping this thread going.

arak0r
03-18-2006, 12:48 AM
oh im sure this will go over well, and completely as the OP planned!

.:SMASH:.
03-18-2006, 12:52 AM
i agree, thats why he constantly expresses his anger for it on the forums

GreenTerror
03-18-2006, 12:54 AM
Laaaame...

My penis can pwn your penis, bitch.

wheelchairman
03-18-2006, 12:56 AM
Wow this reeks of insecurity.

And it's not about the size of the wave but the motion of the ocean.

.:SMASH:.
03-18-2006, 12:58 AM
And it's not about the size of the wave but the motion of the ocean.
nice.



nice.
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the_GoDdEsS
03-18-2006, 12:59 AM
I'm sure many beautiful girls would pay to suck it.

*gets in line*

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 01:00 AM
I approve of this thread. Now, make another one about my penis.

.:SMASH:.
03-18-2006, 01:03 AM
I approve of this thread. Now, make another one about my penis.
i approve of this reply. now, make another one about your misfortunes

wheelchairman
03-18-2006, 01:03 AM
*laughs at the fact you'd suck his dick for money*

don't hooker do that? goddess?
Some things just go over your head don't they? That is not what hookers do.

.:SMASH:.
03-18-2006, 01:06 AM
Look how popular this thread is, 5 stars easy
of course its popular. it's not necessarily news, but hey it's about sin studly, it's a bit cheap to say you made a great thread

.:SMASH:.
03-18-2006, 01:09 AM
Sin Studly, let's hear another post from you, they always seem to crack me up, where have all your great angry comments gone? boo-hoo.
yes, i also miss them. hes a cranky cranky boy. quite laughable actually. 50 points to this thread for cheering me up

jasofern
03-18-2006, 01:10 AM
as i said before, sin studly's small penis will gain popularity in due time..

anyways, more onto more (or less, i cant tell which) pressing matter, like why you are such a lobotomized shit-eating motherfucker.


seriously.


man, when they made you, they broke the mold. Then they found the moldmaker, dragged him out into the street, and shot him. Repeatedly.


oh yeah, your mother also says to stop farting in the shower, there's sperm all over the wall.

the_GoDdEsS
03-18-2006, 01:10 AM
I love it how you always get the exact same reaction you expect out of idiots when you throw them the famous bone that's worked so many times before.

GreenTerror
03-18-2006, 01:10 AM
Look how popular this thread is, 5 stars easy
Easy like your mom

.:SMASH:.
03-18-2006, 01:12 AM
Easy like your mom
10 points. very creative. XD

FauxElitist
03-18-2006, 01:13 AM
Jesus Christ, how do you fucks remember to breathe?

.:SMASH:.
03-18-2006, 01:14 AM
Jesus Christ, how do you fucks remember to breathe?
oh look whos talkin mr. im so smart with only less than 50 posts

the_GoDdEsS
03-18-2006, 01:16 AM
oh look whos talkin mr. im so smart with only less than 50 posts

That's funny coming from "true no.1 offspring fan since 1998".

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 01:16 AM
I'm still here, I'm waiting for another thread to be made about my penis.

GreenTerror
03-18-2006, 01:18 AM
Easy like my mom?... dude how would you know?

I would know because you mom gives horrible head, probably sucks at life and should not have reproduced to make useless dumbshit scum like you.

And Smash, yes, he has less than fifty points, but that makes you no superior or more intelligent than him, so stop disappointing the human race and go die somewhere.

.:SMASH:.
03-18-2006, 01:18 AM
That's funny coming from "true no.1 offspring fan since 1998".
i miss the pay out

jasofern
03-18-2006, 01:18 AM
woah woah woah go back, you actually do have a penis? i just thought that was a rumour or something :confused:

FauxElitist
03-18-2006, 01:19 AM
One guy telling you that you're dick-less... with a small penis; the other one indicating that intelligence is based upon post count.

These fucking idiots insult themselves far more than I am capable of.

.:SMASH:.
03-18-2006, 01:19 AM
I would know because you mom gives horrible head and sucks at life and should not have reproduced to make useless dumbshit scum like you.

And Smash, yes, he has less than fifty points, but that makes you no superior or more intelligent than him, so stop disappointing the human race and go die somewhere.
pay me out as much as you like but enough of the mum jokes. jesus chrsit

arak0r
03-18-2006, 01:19 AM
location says australia. i thought english was the major language there?

neocon58
03-18-2006, 01:19 AM
What the fuck?

*Distances self from sheer retardedness of thread(starter & many posters within thread)*

GreenTerror
03-18-2006, 01:20 AM
woah woah woah go back, you actually do have a penis? i just thought that was a rumour or something :confused:
Hah. You have no idea, kid.

Endymion
03-18-2006, 01:20 AM
Easy like my mom?... dude how would you know?
well, she did bare a lumbering retard's child.

.:SMASH:.
03-18-2006, 01:21 AM
you miss my point faux boy. with only 43 posts you can not possibly know much about the people on these forums as me

neocon58
03-18-2006, 01:22 AM
SplinterByMyOwnDesign has forever tarnished the reputation of Australians across the world.

Dude, I don't think your cutting it in General Chat. It's a big bad world here, and if the man gets you down, just give up, go back to GOD and forget this thread ever happened.

jasofern
03-18-2006, 01:22 AM
Hah. You have no idea, kid.

a) dude, that was sarcasm
b) go back and learn humour again.

the_GoDdEsS
03-18-2006, 01:23 AM
you miss my point faux boy. with only 43 posts you can not possibly know much about the people on these forums as me

Sometimes it's enough to see a couple of posts. Just like when you see a kid with Down's. You don't question whether it has Down's. You just know. Your idiocy is too transparent.

neocon58
03-18-2006, 01:24 AM
I don't think you can cut it here either, go back to the Green Day boards

ABSOLUTELY MOTHERFUCKING PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :(


Fuck you,
You're the cum your mother should have swallowed

by the way, If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?

OMG PWNZORZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.:SMASH:.
03-18-2006, 01:24 AM
Sometimes it's enough to see a couple of posts. Just like when you see a kid with Down's. You don't question whether it has Down's. You just know. Your idiocy is too transparent.
kind of like your sluttieness or bitchiness?

neocon58
03-18-2006, 01:26 AM
kind of like your sluttieness or bitchiness?

You had absolutely no idea what she was talking about, so you just take 'idiocy', replace it with 'slutiness' and throw it right back over the fence.

arak0r
03-18-2006, 01:26 AM
the irony is, the people (including myself) that are posting about how horrible this thread is, are pretty much doing the same thing as when people bitch about justin being a jackass. (which i also do). amazing.

FauxElitist
03-18-2006, 01:27 AM
kind of like your sluttieness or bitchiness?

A) I haven't seen her picture whore, so I can't really judge her sluttiness.
B) I've only seen her be a bitch toward blatant fucking idiots, which is entirely justified.
C) One of those blatant fucking idiots happens to be you, so go drink bleach, and,
D) Post count has little to do with how often someone reads a forum.

In conclusion - Simona for the win.

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 01:27 AM
C'mon, make another thread about my penis.

.:SMASH:.
03-18-2006, 01:29 AM
C'mon, make another thread about my penis.
why don't you? your clearly more obsessed with it than anybody here. it fits

arak0r
03-18-2006, 01:30 AM
your clearly more obsessed with it than anybody here.

if that was so, why have YOU made a topic about it?

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 01:30 AM
Okay, don't make it about my penis. But please, make another thread. About anything. I find the value of your contribution to this board to be immense.

.:SMASH:.
03-18-2006, 01:32 AM
if that was so, why have YOU made a topic about it?
and you said i was stupid. call the kettle black why don't you?

arak0r
03-18-2006, 01:32 AM
Actually that was me


hes in the same category as you, and might as well be included.

.:SMASH:.
03-18-2006, 01:34 AM
hes in the same category as you, and might as well be included.
failure 1: paying me out
failure 2: covering up your stupidity
failure 3: life in general

jasofern
03-18-2006, 01:34 AM
why dont we see who's the stupidest

i put my money on arak0r

i see him declaring he's the stupidest,then being found dead in a motel outside reno with a syringe in his arm and a dead hooker in his ass.

.:SMASH:.
03-18-2006, 01:35 AM
why dont we see who's the stupidest

i put my money on arak0r

i see him declaring he's the stupidest,then being found dead in a motel outside reno with a syringe in his arm and a dead hooker in his ass.
i approve of your excistence

arak0r
03-18-2006, 01:36 AM
i think i understand why justin is such an irritable cunt

GreenTerror
03-18-2006, 01:37 AM
Fuck you,
You're the cum your mother should have swallowed

by the way, If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?

You're the accident that should have been aborted, you useless, unnecessary piece of rat shit.

.:SMASH:.
03-18-2006, 01:37 AM
justin is such an irritable cunt
now your getting it

arak0r
03-18-2006, 01:38 AM
now your getting it

you're :rolleyes:

the point is, if i was on an island overloaded with complete idiots like you, id prolly LP myself.

jasofern
03-18-2006, 01:38 AM
sounds like someone hit a nerve

or maybe the sound of a pin dropping coz that comeback was shit, i cant tell which

neocon58
03-18-2006, 01:39 AM
why dont we see who's the stupidest

i put my money on arak0r

i see him declaring he's the stupidest,then being found dead in a motel outside reno with a syringe in his arm and a dead hooker in his ass.

I say you're a cockhead.

.:SMASH:.
03-18-2006, 01:39 AM
You're the fucker that should get off these boards.
i agree 100%

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 01:39 AM
Arakor was trying to point out that the mere fact a nest of insects like you are allowed to continue to exist is enough to turn the loftiest altruist into a misanthropic bastard like me.

killer_queen
03-18-2006, 01:40 AM
Justin your dick doesn't deserve more than one thread, stop whining about it. Maybe there must be one for GreenTerror's dick.

Also, about this thread, sizes don't matter for me.

GreenTerror
03-18-2006, 01:41 AM
You're the fucker that should get off these boards.
What do you think you are? The forums dictator? Fuck off.

FauxElitist
03-18-2006, 01:42 AM
I think I am falling in like with GreenTerror.

Endymion
03-18-2006, 01:42 AM
retarded blubbering

http://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/grammar.jpg

Endymion
03-18-2006, 01:43 AM
No you fuck off.
http://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/listenlinkinpark.jpg

arak0r
03-18-2006, 01:47 AM
Arakor was trying to point out that the mere fact a nest of insects like you are allowed to continue to exist is enough to turn the loftiest altruist into a misanthropic bastard like me.

*insert some long diatribe of how i agree with this statement as much as i dislike you*

Endymion
03-18-2006, 01:48 AM
real smooth, attempting to counter a remark about someone else's grammar with an office space image macro.

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 01:49 AM
SplinterByMyOwnDesign, :jasofern:, SMASH, I have a question. Now, I'm not trying to be insulting or offensive, I'm merely curious.

Are you guys virgins?

jasofern
03-18-2006, 01:52 AM
Dude, no.. just.. no. *insert most pathetic, disapproving, head-shaking emote here*

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 02:02 AM
Sorry, no you're not a virgin, or "no... just no", to be taken to mean you're avoiding my question by pretending it's too ridiculous and pathetic to answer?

There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, y'know.

Paint_It_Black
03-18-2006, 02:04 AM
Any thread about Justin seems to have roughly the same effect as fishing with dynamite. Suddenly all the pathetic little creatures just float to the surface, while I have to make do with hooking one or two at a time. It's just not fair. And fuck, Justin even trains them to bait themselves.


Also, about this thread, sizes don't matter for me.

What experience are you basing that on?


I think I am falling in like with GreenTerror.

She definitely has her moments.


No you fuck off.

That may be the best line in this thread.


i think i understand why justin is such an irritable cunt

I wouldn't define him as irritable...

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 02:08 AM
And fuck, Justin even trains them to bait themselves.

*tips hat*

killer_queen
03-18-2006, 02:09 AM
What experience are you basing that on?
I am just trying to be nice. Why do you want to ruin it?

Paint_It_Black
03-18-2006, 02:14 AM
I'm not trying to ruin it, I'm just checking that we don't need to take you off the comprehensive list of bbs virgins.

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 02:16 AM
Speaking of virgins, notice how after all their bluster and bullshit they all shut up and ran away when I asked them such a simple and innocent and straightfoward question?

Paint_It_Black
03-18-2006, 02:23 AM
Give them time. They'll be back when they're done looking up "sex" on Wikipedia.

.:SMASH:.
03-18-2006, 02:26 AM
Give them time. They'll be back when they're done looking up "sex" on Wikipedia.
lol nice call. i just went to watch the football. this topic is done. i've made my point. and im sure a few others have too. and yes sin studly i am a virgin. im also only 15 years of age. gimme a break

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 02:28 AM
Sorry, but in closing could you possibly just restate and summarise your point. I think I might have missed it in the confusion, and it would be nice if it were stated clearly and succinctly for all to see.

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 02:34 AM
I'm sorry, but you didn't answer my question.

.:SMASH:.
03-18-2006, 02:35 AM
Nothing wrong with being a virgin, you'd know, you fat fuck, 33 posts a day is it? get a life you fat homosexual piece of shit.
i just needed to see that!!!!!!!
you have officially been FUCKING PWNED sin studly

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 02:39 AM
The longer you dance around this particular question, the more insecure you're going to look.

.:SMASH:.
03-18-2006, 02:40 AM
shut up sin studly. kill yourself. something. just leave the forums

Paint_It_Black
03-18-2006, 02:43 AM
kill yourself. something. just leave the forums

It's funny really. In content that post is remarkably similar to something Sin Studly would post. It really highlights the amazing importance of intelligence, wit, and grammar.

.:SMASH:.
03-18-2006, 02:44 AM
screw that shit post by me

Paint_It_Black
03-18-2006, 02:48 AM
Dude...awnser your own question before you make us.

I'd love to see that argument used more often.

"Hey officer, why don't you tell me if you know how fast you were going before I answer?"

It reminds me a little of Linda's "maybe you're the (insert anything here), what with all the accusing".

Paint_It_Black
03-18-2006, 02:51 AM
I speak english.

And what the almighty fuck does that have to do with anything?

.:SMASH:.
03-18-2006, 02:53 AM
...You can't possibly be that slow...?
you'd be surprsied. all his calls against both of us have been pretty shit

.:SMASH:.
03-18-2006, 02:55 AM
If i had a dollar for every brain he didn't have, i would have 1 dollar.
i wouldn't put that much on his worth

Paint_It_Black
03-18-2006, 02:57 AM
lol nice call.


you'd be surprsied. all his calls against both of us have been pretty shit

Hey SMASH, do I need to explain that to you in small simple words?

.:SMASH:.
03-18-2006, 03:00 AM
Hey SMASH, do I need to explain that to you in small simple words?
theres a thing in this world i like to call sarcasm. if only i could express it easier on the net.

Paint_It_Black
03-18-2006, 03:02 AM
Grow up

You do realize you started a thread just to claim that Sin Studly has a small penis.


If i had a dollar for every brain he didn't have, i would have 1 dollar.


i wouldn't put that much on his worth

SMASH, you do realise you are completely going against his original meaning and implying that I do, in fact, have a brain. Right?


theres a thing in this world i like to call sarcasm. if only i could express it easier on the net.

It's ok. They have smiley faces for people like you. Try this one :rolleyes: Or maybe you could add j/k after your posts. That's what you people usually do, isn't it?

.:SMASH:.
03-18-2006, 03:05 AM
SMASH, you do realise you are completely going against his original meaning and implying that I do, in fact, have a brain. Right?[/QUOTE]
you my friend, are an idiot. how about you slowly read that page a few more times untill you completely understand what is being directed towards you.

Paint_It_Black
03-18-2006, 03:07 AM
you my friend, are an idiot. how about you slowly read that page a few more times untill you completely understand what is being directed towards you.

*sigh* I know what you intended. But it's not what you said.



Are you SERIOUSLY, THAT FUCKING DUMB, YOU STUPID DUMBSHIT GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKER, OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT WAS A JOKE...HOW STUPID CAN SOME PEOPLE GET!?

I love you.

jasofern
03-18-2006, 03:09 AM
get your tongue out of his arsehole, you sadistic, low life, piece of anal bacteria.

the_GoDdEsS
03-18-2006, 03:10 AM
Is it because it's election time in Australia, they let out all the intellectually challenged today?

.:SMASH:.
03-18-2006, 03:11 AM
get your tongue out of his arsehole, you sadistic low life piece of anal bacteria
yummy
____________________

jasofern
03-18-2006, 03:12 AM
wow, did they let all of the sluts out of the red light district in whatever the fuck country you come from?

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 03:14 AM
Dude...awnser your own question before you make us.

No, I happen to have lost my virginity. Have you?

jasofern
03-18-2006, 03:15 AM
No, I happen to have lost my virginity. Have you?
have you checked under your bed? surely it couldnt have gone that far.

Paint_It_Black
03-18-2006, 03:18 AM
3 times, in one night, to 4 different women.

You should have researched better while you were gone. I'm afraid you can actually only lose your virginity once. Nice try though.

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 03:18 AM
Your attempted witticisms and desperate avoidance of the question make you look pathetic.

I'm going to have to say that compared to you two, even :SMASH: looks secure and dignified. He did answer somewhat defensively, but he answered.

jasofern
03-18-2006, 03:20 AM
do you just want a flat 'yes' or do you just get off thinking about guys losing their virginity, i really dont follow..

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 03:22 AM
I just asked a simple question to find out more about you. Whether you are virgins or not means absolutely nothing to me. I just wanted to see how you responded to the question.

You have failed, miserably. You've ignored it, yet dived in immediately with excuses as soon as I pointed out that you were ignoring it, danced around it, tried to distract people with jokes, turned the question back on me, and seem very very uncomfortable with the thought of answering it.

That tells me a lot about you. It tells the board a lot about you. And it's nothing good, trust me on that.

jasofern
03-18-2006, 03:26 AM
if the board is learning more about people by the avoidance of a question concerning their virginity, doesnt that surely fall under the category of 'get a fucking life you dark-room dwelling internet addicts'?

the_GoDdEsS
03-18-2006, 03:27 AM
You missed the point again. Completely.

jasofern
03-18-2006, 03:28 AM
no i get it, i really dont think a bad rep on an internet board thing really affects my daily life or my conscience whatsoever

the_GoDdEsS
03-18-2006, 03:31 AM
after reading the previous post, i would have to say you've missed the point goddess.

No, because that wasn't the point.

jasofern
03-18-2006, 03:32 AM
i see

well im not on these boards enough to a) make any alliances and form groups in which i target newer or weaker members, or b) be bothered my a bad rep, as stated above in by previous post

jasofern
03-18-2006, 03:34 AM
no I meant it provides amusement for yourself... nobody cares that's the whole point...
:confused: my bad, but i still fail to see how that provides any form of amusement for me.

dumb it down for a bit, lol

jasofern
03-18-2006, 03:38 AM
lmfao paying out the french, so low.. yet so fun

i just love a good ruckus

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 03:40 AM
The point wasn't besmirching your reputation on the board, you've managed to do that without my help. I was simply giving myself a little insight as to your lives and personalities.

What I found did not cast you in favourable light, I'm afraid.

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 03:57 AM
No amount of backpedalling and revisionism will change the pathetic display you put on.

:SMASH: was man enough to admit he was a virgin, which there is nothing shameful about. The fact that you two are obviously virgins, have made it abundantly clear to everybody that you're virgins by your behaviour, but refuse to straight up admit it makes you pathetic. I pity your parents.

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 04:03 AM
So you admitted you were a virgin by sarcastically claiming you weren't.

Wow, you got some serious issues, boy.

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 04:13 AM
I'm in the middle of something, and can't give you my undivided attention for long. And no. This doesn't make me feel powerful.

Knowing that people like you exist makes me feel small and powerless. Had I the power, you would no longer exist. And that saddens me. You sadden me.

jasofern
03-18-2006, 04:16 AM
No amount of backpedalling and revisionism will change the pathetic display you put on.

:SMASH: was man enough to admit he was a virgin, which there is nothing shameful about. The fact that you two are obviously virgins, have made it abundantly clear to everybody that you're virgins by your behaviour, but refuse to straight up admit it makes you pathetic. I pity your parents.

judge me all you like, you're still wrong :)

and im all for an apology thread, this shit's gonna be hilarious tenfold

jasofern
03-18-2006, 04:20 AM
right now im ashamed to be an australian citizen (from london), i swear anything involving crocodiles and fosters beer has given us a bad rep, even worse than what it would be on these boards, sin studly!

its okay, only few of us are actually dim witted swine, as seen in the above post, oh and we also enjoy making fun of the crippled and mentally incapapble as seen in our avatars.

and no, im not pointing the finger at anyone.

and no, that is not the slightest hint of sarcasm you are detecting.

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 04:26 AM
Learn to spell apology and I'll be involved.

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 04:30 AM
Depends what you'd be apologising for. Will you be apologising for your failure to die quietly and leave your superiors in peace?

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 04:34 AM
.... that's stupid. Apologise for existing. Then I'll apologise for recognising your existence.

jasofern
03-18-2006, 04:41 AM
.... that's stupid. Apologise for existing. Then I'll apologise for recognising your existence.
first you apologize for being such a piece of shit, then i'll apologize for conversing with a lower life form like yourself.

and i speak for splinter and myself when i say that.


..and why havent you crawled into a hole and died by now?

Paint_It_Black
03-18-2006, 04:43 AM
some people took this joke thread too seriously, i was sorry to see that.

Oh for fuck sake, only you and your merry band of 'tards are taking it the least bit seriously.

There's not much worse than a moron who genuinely thinks he's intelligent.

jasofern
03-18-2006, 04:46 AM
this being the same moron who found his way into your sig and gave you the impulse to once again grace us with your posting presence?

thanks, dickwit.

now fuck off.

Paint_It_Black
03-18-2006, 04:50 AM
this being the same moron who found his way into your sig

What of it?

Oh, and your repetitive insults and suggestions to "fuck off" are getting rather dull. If you can't do any better, can't you just post "blah blah blah" and be done with it?

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 04:51 AM
Have you tried not posting?

jasofern
03-18-2006, 04:52 AM
i will stop... when this overcultured piece of shit returns to the agar plate from which it came

jasofern
03-18-2006, 04:56 AM
google define it, mon ami

jasofern
03-18-2006, 05:09 AM
my bad for the typo, i can only speak very little french.

man you just took all the funny out of my joke.

anyways, i said something along the lines of 'overcultured piece of shit... go back to the agar place from which it came' or something

an agar plate is used to culture bacteria (you swab it on there)
its like a layer of jelly, the ideal breeding ground for bacteria, a low level of life form

therefore, im saying that Paint It Black is an overgrown piece of bacteria from this agar plate, and using that as an insult.

if you want to group Sin Studly into this category, that's up to you, lol.

The lake clear now?

Paint_It_Black
03-18-2006, 05:11 AM
Apparently I'm an overgrown piece of bacteria who nonetheless manages to be over-cultured. I'm rather impressed with myself now I know that.

Paint_It_Black
03-18-2006, 05:17 AM
thinking back, that joke wasn't bad... overcultured... isn't there also a culture of bacteria? it's all related!

That occurred to me. But I don't actually think he intended a clever double-meaning. Maria, you might be insane, but you aren't stupid. Why do you appear to like these people?

jasofern
03-18-2006, 05:21 AM
you sir, are a complete dickhead.

thats all there is too it, you underestimate the intelligence of others, whilst simultaneously managing to get stuck in the doorframe when you walk out.

oh and feel free to reply if you dont get the above statement.

Paint_It_Black
03-18-2006, 05:25 AM
Are you intending we're bad people? i have nothing against you! everything was intended to make a funny thread..

Stop taking everything so seriously. Why do you even care what I might think of you? Just lighten up. Ignore this thread if it's lost all amusement for you, and do something you'll find more enjoyable.

jasofern
03-18-2006, 05:26 AM
the "simultaneity" of the movement, the vividness of the description, the utter casualness & elegance of the phrasing, got me in splinters...


in other words, hahaha *shoulders shaking in merriment*

It's the fact that I'm visualizing... hahaha... someone getting stuck in the doorframe... the way you depict it... hahaha

Why, im happy to be of service :)

HeadAroundU
03-18-2006, 05:30 AM
Oh, Splinter & Smash, such a barbaric attack! :)

*EROS is crying in heaven*

jasofern
03-18-2006, 05:45 AM
watch out, sorry, excuse me, yep n00b comin' through.

you seemed to have skipped me in the credit stakes, you jerk :mad: lol

anyways, who was EROS? fill me in on his apparent legacy..

Enlighten me, HeadAroundU.

jasofern
03-18-2006, 05:54 AM
*laughs outloud*

So, Aussies united against Sin Studly? You're all fucking ridiculous.

dont you have ass to tongue elsewhere? Say, Brazil?

or is Sin Studly the closest you can get to the real deal :(

you sad, lonely, little insecure Portuguese shit-beetle.

jasofern
03-18-2006, 05:59 AM
my bad? any generalised insults were directed specifically at plati-whats-his-face i cant remember the name

platinumpt
03-18-2006, 06:00 AM
hahah I can't believe the insecure himself is getting all jumpy on me.

jasofern
03-18-2006, 06:02 AM
hahah I can't believe the insecure himself is getting all jumpy on me.

gramatically, that was shocking.

and second, i apologize if i hurt your itty bitty feelings, im always on the defensive, what with Sin Studly and his bum chums constantly posting.

In closing, fuck you, have a nice day :)

This thread may now be closed.

platinumpt
03-18-2006, 06:02 AM
my bad? any generalised insults were directed specifically at plati-whats-his-face i cant remember the name
Just stop posting kid.

...or maybe not, since lameness seems to be common on this forum, and can generally make me have a good laugh.

platinumpt
03-18-2006, 06:07 AM
gramatically, that was shocking.

and second, i apologize if i hurt your itty bitty feelings, im always on the defensive, what with Sin Studly and his bum chums constantly posting.

In closing, fuck you, have a nice day :)

This thread may now be closed.
Are you shocked at my lack of grammar? Well I'm shocked at your lack of intelligence since your very first post in this thread, and you haven't seen me complaining about it until now, did you?

No need to feel sorry, it takes more than a random lame-ass guy over the internet to make me feel offended about anything at all :)

jasofern
03-18-2006, 06:09 AM
Just stop posting kid.

...or maybe not, since lameness seems to be common on this forum, and can generally make me have a good laugh.

lol lameness is always funny from anyone, providing you're not expecting something hilarious from them

and thats good, we share the same view, unless you missed my other 20 fucking posts concerning not giving a fuck if i get a bad rep on some forums

All About Eve
03-18-2006, 06:27 AM
I love how SMASH and Splinter..etc failed to even use quotes right.

That_Guy91
03-18-2006, 06:44 AM
my other 20 fucking posts concerning not giving a fuck if i get a bad rep on some forums
If you really didn't care, would there be that many posts?

el_monkey
03-18-2006, 07:19 AM
If you really didn't care, would there be that many posts?

lol, right :D :D

JohnnyNemesis
03-18-2006, 07:44 AM
What the fuck?! Over 200 replies in less than eight hours?

I hate it whenever SplinterByMyOwnDesign posts anything anywhere EVER, but seeing this so early in the morning is even worse.

Fucking goddamn idiot moron sonofabitch. Go chug bleach and choke on it.

All About Eve
03-18-2006, 07:45 AM
I think we need an "Official Sin Studly Complaint Thread" to be stickied. These are getting annoying.

That_Guy91
03-18-2006, 07:47 AM
Although sometimes entertaining, like PiB's sig.

JohnnyNemesis
03-18-2006, 07:47 AM
Why is it always the immature kids who can barely communicate in ANY language including English that make these threads?

0r4ng3
03-18-2006, 10:12 AM
What the fuck? I've only been gone for 12 hours, and already there's a thread of 6 pages, 5 and a half of which are pointless.

liek omg, get a lyfe!!

Rocky-girl
03-18-2006, 10:29 AM
I think somebody here is just jealous.

Endymion
03-18-2006, 10:57 AM
What the fuck? I've only been gone for 12 hours, and already there's a thread of 6 pages, 5 and a half of which are pointless.

liek omg, get a lyfe!!
thank you for also viewing at 40ppp (posts per page)

0r4ng3
03-18-2006, 11:00 AM
Yeah, keeping it at 10ppp is stupid. With the clicking, and the browsing, and the oh god make it stop!!

JoY
03-18-2006, 11:02 AM
I always used to be too lazy to figure that out, how to change it to 40 posts per page. then, when I read about the option again just now, I immediately changed the setting. I'm pleased with the way the board looks now.

Revolver-2005?
03-18-2006, 11:39 AM
Mi pene es pequeño
:(

arak0r
03-18-2006, 11:42 AM
in an interesting developement it seems dusky has a few new customers.

Linda
03-18-2006, 11:44 AM
Y está tan su cerebro.

0r4ng3
03-18-2006, 11:47 AM
"and so is your brain."

Yeah, mature.

Linda
03-18-2006, 11:50 AM
Sorry, it was just too good to pass up!

0r4ng3 thinks he's so mature. hahahahaha
That's the funniest yet!

0r4ng3
03-18-2006, 11:52 AM
I never said I was mature (I know for a fact that I'm not), I'm just saying that the statement in question wasn't.

Hooray for assumptions!

Linda
03-18-2006, 11:55 AM
Yep, no doubt.

Revolver-2005?
03-18-2006, 12:12 PM
oh it's okay. Yeah I myself am pretty awed by Orange's ability to solve riddles, in particular that one riddle that has baffled scores of scientists, Life...

his maturity, no doubt...


Yep, no doubt.

The real riddle is why the fuck do you two still post.

Linda
03-18-2006, 12:14 PM
The real riddle is why the fuck do you two still post.

We know why you still post...........'cos you live in PENNSYLVANIA!!!!!!
hahahahaha OMG!

the_GoDdEsS
03-18-2006, 12:14 PM
I think somebody here is just jealous.

Tanichka wins in this thread.

Linda
03-18-2006, 12:16 PM
another riddle, say! why do you have to open your big trap & comment on us, huh?

He's trying to be liked.

Linda
03-18-2006, 12:18 PM
Tanichka wins in this thread.

*scratches head*
Now what is that you say about "winners" on the internet?

Linda
03-18-2006, 12:19 PM
fat chance, he's a stinker. *recoils in disgust*

LOL There's alot of those here!

Linda
03-18-2006, 12:20 PM
hahaha Linda that was too good! *slaps thigh*

Why, thank you, my dear!

Revolver-2005?
03-18-2006, 02:19 PM
We know why you still post...........'cos you live in PENNSYLVANIA!!!!!!
hahahahaha OMG!

And that answers what wonder twins?

Linda
03-18-2006, 02:22 PM
*bursts into laughter*

Revolver-2005?
03-18-2006, 04:43 PM
It's not that bad, the French population is practically zero...we're pretty short on hookers too Linda. Feel free to stop by sometime :)

Linda
03-18-2006, 05:03 PM
It's not that bad, the French population is practically zero...we're pretty short on hookers too Linda. Feel free to stop by sometime :)

Pfft, I grew up in PA, I know what it's like.

B O R I N G .......

I doubt a hooker would service you anyway.

Revolver-2005?
03-18-2006, 05:20 PM
Pfft, I grew up in PA, I know what it's like.

B O R I N G .......

I doubt a hooker would service you anyway.

Well you see I have these things called "friends", it might be a new concept to you, not sure exactly. That cures the boredom.

And I don't need a hooker to service me.

ruroken
03-18-2006, 08:28 PM
I haven't read the whole thread yet, but is it just me, or does it seem like SMASH and Splinterblahetc. are the same person?


3 times, in one night, to 4 different women.
That was so stupid on far too many levels to count. Please, please, PLEASE do NOT try this again. Whether it be "humor" (as you seem to have suggested later in the thread) or otherwise.

arak0r
03-18-2006, 09:16 PM
it's sad when someone like ruroken displays more logic than you (the OP and his lil buddies).

JohnnyNemesis
03-18-2006, 09:21 PM
Shut the fuck up, seriously. You've made a pathetic moron out of yourself for about 7 pages already.

Stop the bleeding.

Not Ozymandias
03-18-2006, 10:53 PM
He's trying to help you by telling you how stupid you look. You made a fucking fool out of yourself.

Sin Studly
03-19-2006, 12:31 AM
Okay, now that we've established what losers they are, we'll get onto the actual topic ; my penis.

My penis is not small. My penis is monstrously huge, an engorged marble column of glistening manhood. My penis is a beautiful penis, the type of penis epic poems and operas are written about. Don't believe me?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y218/AmonGoth/forum%20pics/teeny.jpg

Judge for yourself, you inadequate fucks!

Rocky-girl
03-19-2006, 03:37 AM
Now what is that you say about "winners" on the internet?
Please, tell me what you say about winners on the internet. Or maybe you are jealous too, but I can't see any reason.

Linda
03-19-2006, 09:15 AM
Please, tell me what you say about winners on the internet. Or maybe you are jealous too, but I can't see any reason.

Ask your mama and papa, they're the ones that say it, dear.
I'm not jealous at all. Nothing to be jealous of here.

Revolver-2005? - I had friends too, didn't make it any less boring.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-19-2006, 02:39 PM
Any of the other GC mods get a PM asking to delete this?


Hey, you seem to be the most popular moderator in General Chat :)

That's good... I don't know if you're going to do this or not, but if i could ask a favor, it would be to close the "Sin Studly has a small penis" thread... it was just a big joke, things went a little out of hand, people started getting carried away, and people just won't stop posting there now... it's a total waste of thread and that was the point...but it's just stupid now...reckon you can close it for me?

Thanks. ;)

-Splinter

Linda
03-19-2006, 02:51 PM
Why delete it? It's no worse than other threads here.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-19-2006, 02:55 PM
I said I'd look at it and I see no reason to delete it other than he asked me to.

JohnnyNemesis
03-19-2006, 02:58 PM
It's way worse than most threads 'round here, and that's exactly why it should be kept. SplinterByMyOwnDesign should wallow in shame.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-19-2006, 02:59 PM
That's what I said. I have a policy of not deleting threads simply because people ask me to, unless there's a very good reason.

Splinter needs to wallow, and this needs to exist as a reminder to him.

Linda
03-19-2006, 03:21 PM
Damn, he changed his original post, and looks like he deleted all the rest in the topic.

JN, the only thing I see way worse about it is that picture of that horribly ugly teeny weeny penis!

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-19-2006, 03:22 PM
Splinter, no one's immature for keeping this going. What, you expected THIS to get a few replies and then just die?

You're stupid and naive.

Paint_It_Black
03-19-2006, 03:47 PM
If he was just ashamed of it I'd say delete it for him. But since he's still totally clueless about everything I'd say leave it open.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-19-2006, 03:49 PM
I wouldn't close it even if he was ashamed. We all make stupid threads but we don't just delete them to save the shame. He shouldn't be any different.

Paint_It_Black
03-19-2006, 05:35 PM
If we're really lucky, Larry the Super Cyclone will prevent more of these being made.

I'm sort of fond of Australians though. Larry the Super Cyclone is way fucking cooler than Hurricane Katrina. Larry the Super Cyclone would drink all your beer before destroying your house.

jasofern
03-20-2006, 12:12 AM
seriously dude, there are big spiders and little spiders, but your Mom is still a slut.

neocon58
03-20-2006, 01:59 AM
seriously dude, there are big spiders and little spiders, but your Mom is still a slut.

You are not funny.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-20-2006, 06:48 AM
Splinter got pissy at me :(


Hey... what the fuck is the big deal, nice way to post my PRIVATE messages on the net, what's your idea?

Paint_It_Black
03-20-2006, 07:07 AM
You fully expected that though, right?

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-20-2006, 07:08 AM
Yes, of course I did.

JohnnyNemesis
03-20-2006, 03:33 PM
You should incite him further and continue to post his PMs here.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-21-2006, 06:25 AM
Damn, I was expecting more than this.


Hey... what the fuck is the big deal, nice way to post my PRIVATE messages on the net, what's your idea?


Look.. OK.. I'm sorry. I'll say that right now. I've been doing a lot of thinking lately, and I think posting your PM's and acting the way I do is just a cry for attention. Nobody accepts me in real life and I think I do things like that so that people will accept me.


Ok, if that's how you feel then, i'll stop posting on general chat.

Where the fuck's my sympathy? :(