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Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 04:11 AM
FauxElitist and I have decided to start a web blog to make money from banners and sate our enormous egos. It will be quasi-political, random hatefilled rants, and diatribes on our superiority over the common man.

We need help thinking up a name. Ideas?

Paint_It_Black
03-18-2006, 04:12 AM
Why are you asking us common men?

FauxElitist
03-18-2006, 04:14 AM
We occasionally like to make others feel important... it's like charity, really.

In all seriousness, though, we're quite interested in what other intelligent and creative people will proprose.

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 04:14 AM
We want something that will be popular amongst the bottomfeeding scum, so we'll get more visits and make more money.

Paint_It_Black
03-18-2006, 04:25 AM
We want something that will be popular amongst the bottomfeeding scum, so we'll get more visits and make more money.

How about "I hate George Bush! SO MUCH!!!?"

FauxElitist
03-18-2006, 04:29 AM
Scarily, if we did follow your joke suggestion and went on to advertise our site on myspace and punkband boards, we'd probably end up quickly acquiring a huge following... you know, provided that our content was befittingly insipid and migraine inducingly fucking stupid.

Paint_It_Black
03-18-2006, 04:32 AM
That's the problem with having a name that will attract the most people. They won't be interested in your content. Good luck finding a middle ground.

Mota Boy
03-18-2006, 04:37 AM
First of all, if you plan on making money, center your blog on America (yes, even our spelling, as hard as it may be for you third world pigs to use your own language correctly). Honestly, this isn't even a point of discussion, right?


What you need to do is choose a side, and choose it staunchly. Pro-Bush played out very, very well for a while, but now it's gone the way of the anti-Bush camp and fractionalized...

OK, I'm too drunk to even both with sarcasm. You two are very smart. And by "smart" I mean "manipulative". Honestly, an earnest dedication to learning the knee-ject reactionisms and perennial straw men of the conservative movement should take about ten minutes. Putting up a seemingly-sincere political blog post-mortem (of idealism) should be enough to deflect early criticism. Best of luck with everything else.

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 04:38 AM
Ah look, an actual whore is questioning the morality of us pandering to the masses for extra money.

HornyPope
03-18-2006, 04:49 AM
Awesome idea. Thought of it yourself?

FauxElitist
03-18-2006, 04:52 AM
Pretty much, all those other people who came before just had ridiculous prescience.

Mota Boy
03-18-2006, 05:03 AM
Honestly, I don't even know why you're polling us. Just take a side and defend it unilaterally. Don't care about right or wrong, just pick a side and fight for it until your death. That's the only way you'll be able to personally back up your political opinions without actually being around to defend them. You'll fight for the little guy without having to explain what that phrase means. If you can't stomach this, instead choose being a Republican, in which case... well, may God help you, because it appears you already don't know anything about your own religion. Good luck with finding it thoug.

FauxElitist
03-18-2006, 05:07 AM
We're actually requesting assistance to name the blog, rather than asking for help to decide upon a specific topic for it to address. For example, 'Penny Arcade', has a nice ring to it... we want people to help us find something comparitively interesting, creative or catchy as a title for our piece.

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 05:08 AM
It's not going to be a simple "we hate/love bush" sorta thing. For instance, I'm going to include my anti-slav rants and my recent voting is awesome rant.

wheelchairman
03-18-2006, 05:14 AM
Divorced Tortoise. I've always liked this name. I think it was because half my class had divorced parents as a kid, and it seemed like a truly offensive cartoon character.

otherwise I'd go with something long and pretentious like "The only interesting political-esque blog" or something.

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 05:15 AM
No. It needs to be catchy, but suggesting of our intense intellectual and physical superiority over the rest of humanity.

FauxElitist
03-18-2006, 05:27 AM
'Political Superiority', 'Raw Superiority'... we need better.

Something that flows and glistens like molten platinum from a celestial being's asshole.

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 05:28 AM
I actually hoped Maria would have better suggestions. Her pretentious and arrogant manner of speaking would be great for a short title.

Paint_It_Black
03-18-2006, 05:37 AM
'Political Superiority', 'Raw Superiority'... we need better.

Something that flows and glistens like molten platinum from a celestial being's asshole.

Use that .

wheelchairman
03-18-2006, 05:39 AM
The Hulk Hogans of Politics?

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 05:44 AM
Just because you're too inept to comprehend me doesn't mean I'm pretentious.

You talk conversationally like Wuthering Heights, you insane fucking whore.

Paint_It_Black
03-18-2006, 05:45 AM
The Arnold Schwarzeneggers of politics?

the_GoDdEsS
03-18-2006, 05:49 AM
you haven't even read the book. *hurls it at his ugly mug*

& change your avatar you stupid fart. it's distasteful. I am repulsed.

It's better than some of yours.

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 05:49 AM
Was my repulsion enough to stop you from posting your sagging tits all over the board?

the_GoDdEsS
03-18-2006, 05:50 AM
Anyway, don't make it 'Political Superiority'. It needs something more to it. Something that catches interest, leaves impression, thought-provoking maybe? I just can't think of what.

Paint_It_Black
03-18-2006, 05:51 AM
In Maria's defence, she did stop showing her face around here once we all asked her not to do it anymore.

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 05:55 AM
If you didn't surrender first, frog.

the_GoDdEsS
03-18-2006, 05:59 AM
my tits don't sag, actually they're more like pecs, I do push-ups & play the piano, even though I don't look athletic & don't enjoy sport. actually you're lucky I'm a pacifist coz if were to fight you bare-fisted, one slap of my hand & you'd be knocked over.

Piano? Must be the handjobs.

FauxElitist
03-18-2006, 06:03 AM
The topic, you grandiloquent bitch! Why is it so hard for you to use your irritating vocabulary for something other than annoying the shit out of everyone?

HeadAroundU
03-18-2006, 06:05 AM
"The filthy art of politics"
or
"Temptation of filthy politics"

Paint_It_Black
03-18-2006, 06:05 AM
point is, I could knock you off like a feather if this were real life & you were really insulting me, you wouldn't come out if it unscathed. you're fortunate you can hide behind your screen, wimp.

Johnny Nemesis thinks you're an asshole. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22247&page=1)

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 06:08 AM
Remember when she threatened to shoot The_Goddess... with her airsoft pistol. Or send thugs to bring me crawling and whimpering to her feet?

I wish I was making this shit up, seriously.

HeadAroundU
03-18-2006, 06:26 AM
Ok Maria! What about these.

"Powerstrip"
"Strawberry Gashes"

el_monkey
03-18-2006, 08:23 AM
worst names ever ( best for you ):

polish piano players

assfaces ftw

or

bj wegkö (expresses your minds)

Mota Boy
03-18-2006, 11:21 AM
We're actually requesting assistance to name the blog, rather than asking for help to decide upon a specific topic for it to address.
Yeah, sorry about that. You've probably already noticed that I was responding at six thirty a.m. on St. Patrick's Day night, so I wasn't exactly in the best state of mind in terms of reading comprehension.

FauxElitist
03-18-2006, 11:39 AM
Unfortunately I didn't notice that fact :(

I am GMT+10. Please submit your own timezone so that I can prevent any similar mistakes from happening in the future.

As for the rest of you people, come up with some ideas for God's sake!

Rocky-girl
03-18-2006, 11:39 AM
I like Penny Arcade, just like Arcade Fire. I think that the name must be easy to pronounse and remember not like 'Political Superiority', 'Raw Superiority' maybe pennynaz?

All About Eve
03-18-2006, 11:49 AM
Tanichka Online?

Linda
03-18-2006, 02:15 PM
Help name my genius

Just a thought, but if you two were so "genius", you wouldn't need help naming your blog.

Linda
03-18-2006, 02:20 PM
lol So did I, I just finally decided, WTF, I'll post it!
And I do believe you!

Linda
03-18-2006, 02:37 PM
Genius Wanabes

HeadAroundU
03-18-2006, 02:49 PM
Casino Penny Bank

the_GoDdEsS
03-18-2006, 02:49 PM
Obviously there will be readers. It needs something that will also appeal to readers. Asking for inspiration or feedback differs from being unoriginal.

Once again, your arguments have zero validity. Go back to the kitchen, you two.

HeadAroundU
03-18-2006, 03:12 PM
Nazi Halo.

Linda
03-18-2006, 03:15 PM
Maria, I like that last one!

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 04:54 PM
Right now we're going with "Whores Will Have Their Trinkets" but we'd prefer something catchier and more concise.

T-6005
03-18-2006, 04:54 PM
Popular Politics.

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 04:55 PM
It's not going to be purely politics. We'll talk about life, and love, and... life.

T-6005
03-18-2006, 04:57 PM
Hmm - I thought it had a nice alliterated ring to it.

Sin Studly
03-18-2006, 05:22 PM
Valley of the Polls?

0r4ng3
03-18-2006, 06:12 PM
Umm..."Your Blog A Splode"?

Sorry, I'll leave now.

wheelchairman
03-19-2006, 03:10 AM
The Correct Opinion

Dictatorship of the Polls

ninthlayer
03-19-2006, 03:43 AM
Pain Incorporated?

Paint_It_Black
03-19-2006, 04:18 AM
Pain Incorporated?

Best suggestion yet.

Sin Studly
03-19-2006, 04:52 AM
Pain Incorporated?

We already decided to name it that, before we made this thread.

Then we stumbled apon this (www.painincorporated.com).

Rocky-girl
03-19-2006, 04:59 AM
Tanichka Online?
If I'm posting that means that I'm online!

Sin Studly
03-19-2006, 05:00 AM
I think Tanichka should do a column for our website. Her lovable English would be awesome.

ninthlayer
03-19-2006, 05:15 AM
Pain Incorporated reduced to a shitty BMX site? That's rough.

Rocky-girl
03-19-2006, 05:36 AM
I think Tanichka should do a column for our website. Her lovable English would be awesome.
Thank you but I'm afraid my English isn't so good.

Paint_It_Black
03-19-2006, 05:38 AM
Thank you but I'm afraid my English isn't so good.

Are you kidding? It's fantastic. We all love it.

Sin Studly
03-19-2006, 06:00 AM
Thank you but I'm afraid my English isn't so good.

Your English is wonderful.

Rocky-girl
03-19-2006, 06:06 AM
Are you kidding? It's fantastic. We all love it.
Thank you but, I didn't kid. My English is far from good, I know it.

wheelchairman
03-19-2006, 06:13 AM
Instead of Pain Inc, you could try Panic.

Rocky-girl
03-19-2006, 06:29 AM
Instead of Pain Inc, you could try Panic.
ANd who'll come to them?

HeadAroundU
03-19-2006, 07:19 AM
I got another one. I love 1337 words. ;)

Dancing Abortion!

Betty
03-19-2006, 12:42 PM
Hmm...

You definitely should not dumb down the name to appeal to more people. You have a specific audience that you will appeal to and you should try to do this. If you start dumbing things down, you will lose the people you are trying to attract. I think it would be best to try and develop a strong core audience and be faithful to them.

That said, I think I know what kinda name you are looking for but totally suck at this kinda thing. The best I could come up with so far is "Gods amongst men" but... meh...

Betty
03-19-2006, 01:03 PM
I really tried on this one and actually kinda like it...

"Disdainful diatribe"

I love these definitions:

Disdainful: having or showing arrogant superiority to and disdain of those one views as unworthy

Diatribe: thunderous verbal attack

Preocupado
03-19-2006, 01:13 PM
^ Disdainful seems like just the word you guys were looking for. But diatribe isn't catchy.

[something] Disdainful
All your brains are belong to us.

Disdainful
Throwing diamonds to the pigs.

Disdainful Glare
No eye contact, please.

Pitty Glare
Baiting diamonds to the pigs.

I don't know.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-19-2006, 05:57 PM
I rather like "Viagra Spam Mail, But With Politics."

Little_Miss_1565
03-19-2006, 06:03 PM
whatsyouropiniononabortions.com

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-19-2006, 06:03 PM
Politics With Pierced Genitals?

Paint_It_Black
03-19-2006, 06:23 PM
whatsyouropiniononabortions.com

I love it.

HeadAroundU
03-19-2006, 07:22 PM
what about.....mmmm......"Black it Pain".