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.:SMASH:.
03-19-2006, 11:50 PM
who would win a fight between chuck norris and david hastlehoff (i know thats not how you spell it). i say chuck norris. he's a champ. he is the reason wally is hiding. i mean i don't think david could slam a revolving door. who do you think?

Jebus
03-20-2006, 12:04 AM
* sigh *

Revolver-2005?
03-20-2006, 04:36 AM
who would win a fight between chuck norris and david hastlehoff (i know thats not how you spell it). i say chuck norris. he's a champ. he is the reason wally is hiding. i mean i don't think david could slam a revolving door. who do you think?

Shut up please.

Paint_It_Black
03-20-2006, 04:58 AM
(i know thats not how you spell it).

Then fucking look it up. By being that lazy, you show that you don't really give a shit about your own thread. So why the fuck should we?

I hate people that sit here, with a wealth of information at their fingertips, yet choose to live in ignorance. Alright, so learning how to spell Hasselhoff is not exactly important, but my point remains.

el_monkey
03-20-2006, 07:03 AM
omg , both suck to death. like this thread

Paint_It_Black
03-20-2006, 07:05 AM
omg , both suck to death. like this thread

So, wait, you're saying that you do not like David Hasselhoff? I am confused.

el_monkey
03-20-2006, 07:12 AM
have you seen spongebob the movie? the only movie with david that is worth being watched :)

Lars
03-20-2006, 07:14 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0OJCWak3BsA

el_monkey
03-20-2006, 07:32 AM
and this one of course

Paint_It_Black
03-20-2006, 08:02 AM
But it's widely known that all Germans love the Hoff...

Edit: I fucking love that video. I actually sing that, Hoff style, all the time.

Lars
03-20-2006, 08:11 AM
I couldn't find the actual music video (there is one, isn't there?) in youtube or googlevideo. It made me sad.

Hahaha, I remember when I went to Germany in 1994 or 1995 and the one kid from baywatch had some album out and it was advertised on tv there.

Paint_It_Black
03-20-2006, 08:15 AM
Hahaha, I remember when I went to Germany in 1994 or 1995 and the one kid from baywatch had some album out and it was advertised on tv there.

Oh those wacky aryans.

T-6005
03-20-2006, 09:00 AM
Hasselhoff has had brilliant cameos in recent years.

Paint_It_Black
03-20-2006, 09:01 AM
Hasselhoff has had brilliant cameos in recent years.

You're right, but it's now bugging me that I can't remember them. Remind me?

Preocupado
03-20-2006, 11:34 AM
There's no competition here.

platinumpt
03-20-2006, 12:59 PM
David Hasselhoff kicked ass when he did "Michael Knight". And his crazy car too, "Kit".

T-6005
03-20-2006, 02:16 PM
You're right, but it's now bugging me that I can't remember them. Remind me?
Well, just for movies, he was the only amusing part of Dodgeball and Eurotrip, to start. I'm pretty sure he was in both of those. There are a few other things that they've randomly stuck him into. And he pretty much ended up being the only amusing thing in otherwise lame movies.

And, cameos aside, who can forget Knight Rider?

the_GoDdEsS
03-20-2006, 02:17 PM
Can I call the new BBS sport stomping cane toads?

0r4ng3
03-20-2006, 02:17 PM
Well, just for movies, he was the only amusing part of Dodgeball and Eurotrip, to start.
Actually, Chuck Norris was in Dodgeball, not David Hasselhoff.

T-6005
03-20-2006, 02:20 PM
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001327/
Actually, Chuck Norris was in Dodgeball, not David Hasselhoff.

Even with that, I feel like I missed a joke.

0r4ng3
03-20-2006, 02:21 PM
Oh, right, they were both in Dodgeball. I just remembered the part.

T-6005
03-20-2006, 02:22 PM
Oh, right, they were both in Dodgeball. I just remembered the part.
I don't remember him. I remember Hasselhoff and Lance Armstrong.

0r4ng3
03-20-2006, 02:23 PM
Chuck Norris was the third judge. Y'know, with that whole "thumbs up or down" part.

Cejus
03-20-2006, 02:24 PM
NOTHING could ever beat this Hasselhoff's video: Hooked on a feeling (http://youtube.com/watch?v=x20v9F-sWHQ)

The part I like the most about it is when he's flying around... priceless.

EDIT: Oh, the part when he's playing with the 'video-cube' is highly amazing, too! Arghh, I can't decide which part's my favourite one! haha

Throb'n'guzzle
03-21-2006, 10:34 PM
I thought this thread was going to be about the battle of hastings. :(

JohnnyNemesis
03-21-2006, 10:38 PM
Seriously, SMASH never ceases to amaze me.

.:SMASH:.
03-21-2006, 10:44 PM
I thought this thread was going to be about the battle of hastings. :(
it can be if you want it to be. i don't really care

bd007h
03-21-2006, 11:36 PM
Seriously, SMASH never ceases to amaze me.

the amazing thing is he'll probably take that as a compliment

All About Eve
03-21-2006, 11:59 PM
Thank you, Wiki.

Hasselhoff:

He also had another short appearance in the movie Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story as, fittingly, the dodgeball coach to the German national dodgeball team. He is shown scolding the German players to play better "Ihr seid alle SCHWEINE!" (translated: "You are all pigs!") and smashing a photo of himself in his Baywatch attire.

And yeah, like Jesse said, Norris is the third judge.

.:SMASH:.
03-22-2006, 01:46 AM
the amazing thing is he'll probably take that as a compliment
the amazing thing really is, i saw something like that coming. to be truely honest with you, i took it negatively due to the fact that johnny has never ever ever said something positive to me at least not that i can recall

Nicole
03-22-2006, 06:22 AM
I was happy when "the hoff" was off the radar, now he's back on foxtel as some kind of B grade celebrity and it's annoying. & I don't even own foxtel. Thanks for reminding me of those awful advertisements :mad: