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Paint_It_Black
03-21-2006, 07:05 PM
I feel like I'm constantly seeing people tell him to grow a pair. But I'm not understanding it. Does Jesse lack testicles? Someone enlighten me.

Anyone notice the phonetic joke?

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-21-2006, 07:07 PM
Anyone notice the phonetic joke?

Actualy, yes I did, and I'm very proud of myself for it.

All About Eve
03-21-2006, 07:10 PM
I only saw Dave say it once. And yes, I get the joke.

Paint_It_Black
03-21-2006, 07:14 PM
A couple of other people said it recently. JohnnyNemesis was one, I don't remember the other. So I started to feel that maybe I was missing something.

Linda
03-21-2006, 07:38 PM
you are...

0r4ng3
03-21-2006, 07:54 PM
When people tell me to "grow a pair", they're placing an order for two oranges. Cuz I run an orange farm 'n' shit. What did you think they meant?

Mota Boy
03-21-2006, 09:44 PM
Anyone notice the phonetic joke?Yeah, but I was also hoping you'd say "lack tackle", as that'd be a bit more casual wordplay.

And I think by "grow a pair" people mean "be more willing to be a dick".

JohnnyNemesis
03-21-2006, 09:48 PM
And I think by "grow a pair" people mean "be more willing to be a dick"

That's exactly what I meant when I told him to grow some. Though I said "set", not "pair". And I don't just want him to be a dick, I want him to be a dick only if he feels like it; to just not be apologetic about his frustration with people.

And I didn't get the phonetic joke immediately, but I would have if I wasn't so exhausted. I gave it a base score of 6.5/10, but a total score of 9.5/10 for the way PiB totally ignored Linda's comment.

Sin Studly
03-22-2006, 01:04 AM
Unless the phonetic joke is really really so horribly awful that I'm discounting it because I think more of Richard, I believe I may have missed it.

Paint_It_Black
03-22-2006, 06:05 AM
a total score of 9.5/10 for the way PiB totally ignored Linda's comment.

I always ignore her unless I'm bored. I mean, really, who'd be low enough to let linda bait them?


Unless the phonetic joke is really really so horribly awful that I'm discounting it because I think more of Richard, I believe I may have missed it.

Sorry, but I'm quite fond of intentionally awful jokes.

Sin Studly
03-22-2006, 06:14 AM
.... please please please tell me the joke wasn't that lack sounds like lick.... please.

Vera
03-22-2006, 06:32 AM
Yeah but 0r4ng3 you glad he's not a girl?


Now THAT's a phonetic joke.

Paint_It_Black
03-22-2006, 06:52 AM
.... please please please tell me the joke wasn't that lack sounds like lick.... please.

Well, since you said please...no, of course it fucking wasn't.

The joke is fruit related.

Andy
03-22-2006, 06:56 AM
Yeah but 0r4ng3 you glad he's not a girl?
*applause*

Sin Studly
03-22-2006, 07:16 AM
The joke is fruit related.

But that's not phonetic. At least make an effort to crawl out of your horrible puns.

Paint_It_Black
03-22-2006, 07:19 AM
Is a pun not just a phonetic joke?

Anyway, I like horrible puns. It's something to do with being British I think.

Vera
03-22-2006, 07:45 AM
Hey Richard, a Finn just pwned you in punage.

Punwd?

T-6005
03-22-2006, 07:50 AM
To be honest, it took me a while. Man, that's a horrible joke.

Paint_It_Black
03-22-2006, 07:51 AM
Hey Richard, a Finn just pwned you in punage.

Punwd?

And to the victor goes the spoils. You win sex. Come claim your prize.


To be honest, it took me a while. Man, that's a horrible joke.

Thank you. I thought so too.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-22-2006, 08:15 AM
Anyway, I like horrible puns. It's something to do with being British I think.

Yeah, Ste does lots of terrible puns. A group of us were watching TV at my house once, including one of Ste's friends, Nigel, and we were watching Pimp My Ride. I dunno why. And Nigel said "I wish they'd do up my car like that." And of course, Ste says "Wahey, Pimp My Nige".


Hey Richard, a Finn just pwned you in punage.

Punwd?

Approved.

Paint_It_Black
03-22-2006, 08:21 AM
"Wahey, Pimp My Nige".


That's possibly too horrible even for me.

Andy
03-22-2006, 08:25 AM
It's something to do with being British I think.
That's true. Our national humour mainly consists of bad puns and even worse innuendo.

Tizzalicious
03-22-2006, 08:26 AM
That's true. Our national humour mainly consists of bad puns and even worse innuendo.


Yeah, they even told me about that in my studybooks. And made me translate a whole lot of them. *hates*

Andy
03-22-2006, 08:29 AM
Translate what? Innuendo? You could have just watched some Carry On films; that'll be most of the work done for you!

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-22-2006, 08:32 AM
Plus you'd have the extra nifty ability of being able to say "Hellurrrrr."

Paint_It_Black
03-22-2006, 08:32 AM
Oh matron!

Tizzalicious
03-22-2006, 08:33 AM
Translate what? Innuendo? You could have just watched some Carry On films; that'll be most of the work done for you!

Translate puns in headlines and slogans. Into Dutch. And make some up myself. It sucked ass.

Andy
03-22-2006, 08:35 AM
Translate puns in headlines and slogans. Into Dutch. And make some up myself. It sucked ass.
Eurgh that sounds crap. Especially as 9/10 headline puns are terrible.

Tizzalicious
03-22-2006, 08:36 AM
Eurgh that sounds crap. Especially as 9/10 headline puns are terrible.

Yeah, it's pretty hard. But I have to know how to do it :(

JohnnyNemesis
03-22-2006, 08:48 AM
Yeah, Ste does lots of terrible puns. A group of us were watching TV at my house once, including one of Ste's friends, Nigel, and we were watching Pimp My Ride. I dunno why. And Nigel said "I wish they'd do up my car like that." And of course, Ste says "Wahey, Pimp My Nige".

And then you kicked him in his throat, right?

...right?

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-22-2006, 08:58 AM
Lyk, duh.

0r4ng3
03-22-2006, 06:54 PM
The phonetic joke sucks. And I'm not sorry.

Ha.

Linda
03-22-2006, 09:39 PM
and that ain't all...

Paint_It_Black
03-23-2006, 02:06 AM
The phonetic joke sucks. And I'm not sorry.

Ha.

Well, that settles this. Orange does in fact have a pair/set.

JoY
03-23-2006, 04:55 AM
Translate puns in headlines and slogans. Into Dutch. And make some up myself. It sucked ass.
doesn't that kind of take all the funnies out of them?