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Throb'n'guzzle
03-22-2006, 09:33 PM
Using this site, (http://www.familywatchdog.us/Search.asp) search for pedophiles in your neighborhood.

3 criminals charged with sexual battery and 1 rapist live within a mile away from me. This shit is scaaaary.

WebDudette
03-22-2006, 09:42 PM
3 Offense against children and 1 Sexual battery.

T-6005
03-22-2006, 09:44 PM
Apparently Canada isn't a US state.

Drummerguy123
03-22-2006, 09:57 PM
I'm pretty sure i'm the only pedophile in my area.

Jebus
03-22-2006, 10:00 PM
whoa, 2208 offenders. Los Angeles sure is awesome. I think there's too many because my browser keeps on freezing.

EDIT: this is great
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v255/Savemejebus/pedoa.jpg

Sin Studly
03-22-2006, 10:37 PM
Does it give phone numbers too? I've been looking to meet interesting people.

Mota Boy
03-22-2006, 11:20 PM
Hahaha, someone was arrested in my city for "Aggravated Prostitution"...


That phrase is a lot funnier before you look it up.


I like how it also gives you helpful directions to the nearest elementary and middle schools.

Endymion
03-23-2006, 12:17 AM
http://205.201.136.3/maps/1869506001097.jpgConvictions:
288(b) - LEWD OR LASCIVIOUS ACTS WITH CHILD UNDER 14 YEARS W/FORCE

that guy lives in the apartment complex across the street from me. there's one in my apartment complex too, but not nearly as interesting.

Lars
03-23-2006, 01:17 AM
This is where I used to live.

In this square it says: Registered sexual offender map - 18 offenders found
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c130/iamlars/map.gif


In the broader specturm it had 338 listed.

Tizzalicious
03-23-2006, 01:20 AM
I wish it would work for Europe too.

Or maybe not, it'd probably creep me out.

Paint_It_Black
03-23-2006, 01:32 AM
Apparently Canada isn't a US state.

WTF? Are you sure?

killer_queen
03-23-2006, 06:13 AM
Don't need to search for it. I know the boy living in the room next to mine is one. Man, that's why I love my brother.

T-6005
03-23-2006, 07:18 AM
Hahaha, someone was arrested in my city for "Aggravated Prostitution"...


That phrase is a lot funnier before you look it up.
I'm inclined to agree.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
03-23-2006, 09:45 AM
These two gay white kids at our school (about 13/14 years old) both have fathers that have 2nd degree sex charges. One of the kids sent another kid to the hospital by choking him in the locker room because they told him "He had no chance of making the basketball team." He has black hair and is on the tall side. He is kind of skinny too. He also has a lisp. The other kid asked one of my teachers for pot. He is pretty tubby and has long blondish hair. He has big teeth and wears dirty clothes. You usually see him with a Nintendo DS. No wonder those kids are so f**ked up.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-23-2006, 09:47 AM
Because they're gay they're fucked up? What planet do you live on?

Vera
03-23-2006, 09:48 AM
So gay = fucked up now?

JohnnyNemesis
03-23-2006, 09:49 AM
I don't know about you two, but all I got from that post is "Nineteen Seventy Nine = fucking idiot", like I do with all his posts.

Vera
03-23-2006, 09:52 AM
Because they're gay they're fucked up? What planet do you live on?
Great minds think gay.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
03-23-2006, 09:53 AM
I'm greatly sorry. Makes me sound like I'm against gays. Sounds misinterpreted... I forgot to explain. Let me edit the post, please.

Rag Doll
03-23-2006, 10:01 AM
What was the point in mentioning they are gay? *confused*

Anyways, that site is rather inaccurate. There's a rapist in my town that didn't pop up on that site. He comes up by searching the site run by the state of new jersey though.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
03-23-2006, 10:02 AM
What was the point in mentioning they are gay? *confused*


To add description about them. Should I add more?

Sunny
03-23-2006, 10:05 AM
why didn't you mention their hair color, age, height or race then? y'know, to add description?

JoY
03-23-2006, 10:06 AM
I live within a kilometer of the central station of Amsterdam. I'm SURE there are pedo's in my neighbourhood. & drunks. & junkies. & overal people with very strong criminal tendencies. & ASSHOLES THAT STEAL MY BOYFRIEND'S BIKE. *hyperventilates*

maybe 1979 subconsciencely does think being gay is being messed in the head & having twisted emotions induced by a fried brain. to be quite frank, I know a LOT of people that lean more towards that opinion than towards simply viewing it as a sexual preference. his comment was not too diplomatic, but some people are just stupid & only just SAY such things & don't actually think/mean it. he probably just didn't think it through. either way, it's still stupid.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
03-23-2006, 10:08 AM
why didn't you mention their hair color, age, height or race then? y'know, to add description?

Almost forgot. You have to keep on the look out because some day they might become sexual predators. Good thinking, Sunny. Now more details are added.

Vera
03-23-2006, 10:09 AM
What about their blood type?

Nineteen Seventy Nine
03-23-2006, 10:10 AM
What about their blood type?

B+ for the choking kid and the other kid I'm not sure about. He probably has some transfused kind the way he acts.

wheelchairman
03-23-2006, 10:10 AM
Yeah I hate Nineteen Seventy Nine. But I hate all new people.

And Oregon doesn't have a database yet. Which is actually a good thing. This site is a tad on the ridiculous side.

However it would be fun. :(

Also, I love how originally it was pedophiles who used the internet to look up kids. Now it's kids using the internet to look up pedophiles. Oh serial lol!

Vera
03-23-2006, 10:13 AM
B+ for the choking kid and the other kid I'm not sure about. He probably has some transfused kind the way he acts.
You are such a fucking idiot.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
03-23-2006, 10:14 AM
You are such a fucking idiot.

Okay so maybe I don't know if he has tranfused blood or not but I do know that one choking dude is B positive.

JoY
03-23-2006, 10:16 AM
Okay so maybe I don't know if he has tranfused blood or not but I do know that one choking dude is B positive.do you seriously actually think she's interested?

Nineteen Seventy Nine
03-23-2006, 10:17 AM
do you seriously actually think she's interested?

He just might be come knocking on her door one day.

Sunny
03-23-2006, 10:18 AM
>_<

ANYWAY

according to this thing, the lower east side of Manhattan is the ultimate pedo hot spot.

gross.

JoY
03-23-2006, 10:19 AM
1979 -I just might be knocking on YOUR door one day.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-23-2006, 10:21 AM
http://www.geocities.com/emotionalzone/baby-cry.jpg

1979 makes baby jesus cry.

Sunny
03-23-2006, 10:21 AM
Bella, will you knock on MY door if i wear a naughty schoolgirl outfit? ;)

Vera
03-23-2006, 10:21 AM
He just might be come knocking on her door one day.
Yeah, because Michigan is soooo my second home.

JoY
03-23-2006, 10:28 AM
Bella, will you knock on MY door if i wear a naughty schoolgirl outfit? ;)
you totally motivate me to commit hot wild sexual crimes with certain big nosed originally Polish New Yorker chikas. ;P

Find sunnyphiles in your virtual neighbourhood among fellow boardmembers!

Sunny
03-23-2006, 10:30 AM
come over then! (lolz, cum)

and megalolz @ sunnyphiles!!# weeeeo!

JohnnyNemesis
03-23-2006, 10:37 AM
Okay so maybe I don't know if he has tranfused blood or not but I do know that one choking dude is B positive.


Blood type means absolutely nothing. It's completely irrelevant. THAT is why you're such a fucking idiot.

Sorry for spoiling things, everyone, but I just had to.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-23-2006, 10:38 AM
I don't care. Everyone missed my baby photo. :(

JoY
03-23-2006, 10:44 AM
Dave, baby cute. *omgpedo!*


Blood type means absolutely nothing. It's completely irrelevant. THAT is why you're such a fucking idiot.

Sorry for spoiling things, everyone, but I just had to.
*scratches head* no, that's NOT why he's an idiot.
just the incredibly lame cover up of the word "gay" by mentioning other info on the 'fucked up' gays, when he also just could've said he didn't think it through & didn't mean anything by it.

& when in a case bloodtypes match, it's a clue. it's definitely not something that will convince any court, but yeah.

wheelchairman
03-23-2006, 10:45 AM
http://www.geocities.com/emotionalzone/baby-cry.jpg

1979 makes baby jesus cry.
And so does sex with baby jesus. apropros this thread.

And I have said that numerous times in coversation too.

JohnnyNemesis
03-23-2006, 10:54 AM
*scratches head* no, that's NOT why he's an idiot.

The fact that Vera doesn't care about the bloodtypes is what makes them irrelevant, yet he still came up with that info...and that seals the deal!

JoY
03-23-2006, 10:56 AM
but.. no one cared about anything he said in the first place. & like I replied to his info; "do you seriously actually think she's interested?", well like, of course not. because it's not just totally irrelevant trivial useless info, the fact Sanni is Finnish makes it even more pointless. yes, naturally. BUT the fact that he tried to cover up the fact he used the word "gay" (& also in the most lame, spastic way), mostly striked me as superhilarious.

coke_a_holic
03-23-2006, 12:34 PM
It doesn't matter that I live to the northwest of this shot, it's just too funny to see all the pedophiles packed together by the National Zoo.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/coke_a_holic/peds.jpg

God, I love DC.

Revolver-2005?
03-23-2006, 12:45 PM
PA doesn't release information like that...damn...well it doesn't matter to me, kids around here are assholes anyway.

Vera
03-23-2006, 01:22 PM
I think it's ridiculous that

a) he uses the word "gay" to describe them in the first place, then

b) adds ridiculous descriptions of their ethnicity and hair colour, as if we'd fuckin' recognize these people, as if we'd CARE to recognize them, based on that and their gayness, and then

c) taking the hook and actually speculating the friggin' BLOOD TYPE of these people, as if it really fucking matters one bit. Oh, unless I run into these gay teenage rapists (er, logic calls - why would they rape me, I'm a girl?) in the blood bank - which is kind of likely, of course, I hang out at blood banks in Michigan a lot.

And I really do mean A LOT.

All About Eve
03-23-2006, 01:24 PM
I heard Vera's on the city council, regardless of living on another continent, because of how much she visits Michigan.

Vera
03-23-2006, 01:27 PM
I just may be elected Senator later this year.

kamikaze
03-23-2006, 01:36 PM
Evidently Pennsylvania doesn't want to tell its citizens where pedophiles live. I wonder if it's because we have so many it wouldn't be able to process them...

All About Eve
03-23-2006, 01:39 PM
I just may be elected Senator later this year.

I hear you're running against a guy from India and a local bartender. Good luck with that.

wheelchairman
03-23-2006, 01:43 PM
Evidently Pennsylvania doesn't want to tell its citizens where pedophiles live. I wonder if it's because we have so many it wouldn't be able to process them...
Maybe it's because this kind of database is an invasion of privacy with potentially violent repercussions.

JoY
03-23-2006, 03:31 PM
It doesn't matter that I live to the northwest of this shot, it's just too funny to see all the pedophiles packed together by the National Zoo.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/coke_a_holic/peds.jpg

God, I love DC.
hahahaha, I read "National Abortion Museum" somewhere in that picture.
oh, the funny things studying late can do to your brain.

& I'll have to mention again that I deeply love Sanni. & I mean deeply.
omg, pedoseckts!

Revolver-2005?
03-23-2006, 04:58 PM
Maybe it's because this kind of database is an invasion of privacy with potentially violent repercussions.

I think that's it, I'm glad I live in PA for the most part.

0r4ng3
03-23-2006, 05:41 PM
There's like, 5 sex offenders in all of Staten Island.

SuperKnux
03-23-2006, 08:47 PM
Snap, there's 52 for my city. It's only about 3 and a half miles wide, and already there is 52.

It doesn't help that Mexico is 3 miles down.