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wheelchairman
03-23-2006, 01:47 PM
Yeah this is pretty much in honor of the two bands that I saw last night. (the 3rd being Brant Bjork who sucked.)

The first band is a swedish punk band known as Quit Your Day Job. Yes I Know what you are thinking, "Punk, then it must suck. :(" However this is simply not the case. They really just put on an awesome live show. I mean they were really energetic. And their lyrics are just great. Here are some of their songs. The synth they use is pretty neat sounding too.

Pissing on a Panda (http://rapidshare.de/files/16245635/Quit_your_dayjob_-_Pissing_on_a_panda.mp3.html)
It feels good pissing on a panda
real good, pissing on a panda

it's cool pissing on a panda
real cool pissing on a panda

It feels good pissing on a panda
real good, pissing on a panda


Look! A dollar! - Quit Your Day Job ( http://rapidshare.de/files/16246823/Quit_your_dayjob_-_Look__A_dollar.mp3.html)

Look! A dollar
Look! A dollar!

Look! A dollar!
Look! A dollar!

Look! A dollar!
Look! A dollar!
Look!! A dollar!

whoa! look!

look! a dollar
look!

And now for the final Quit Your Day Job Song.

Vlado Video - Quit Your Day Job (http://rapidshare.de/files/16247405/vladovideo.mp3.html)

I'm in the need of a video
worst case scenario
give it two because the price is low
keep me going when the nights are slow
come on baby let's go, on the way to Vlado Video

Chuck Norris on my tv screen
late night with Steve MacQueen
Terrence Hill in a cameo
unhook the telephone
come on baby let's go, on the way to Vlado Video

Video
muaahaha
video
muahaha

come on baby let's go, on the way to Vlado Video

bop bop in the video
chop chop Vlado Video x 2

Video, video, video, Vlado video!

The second band, is Danko Jones. Now must of you have likely heard of Danko Jones. Lovercall seemed to be somewhat well known. Even in Denmark where he's unknown completely. However he is just absolutely entertaining. And his songs are really enjoyable live. So here are the good ones from his new album. (or a few of the good ones.)


Sticky Situation by Danko Jones (http://rapidshare.de/files/16249664/Danko_Jones_-_Sleep_Is_The_Enemy_-_01_-_Sticky_Situation.mp3.html)
So you got dumped on your rump
I'm surprised you had nothing to say
to your friends on the night before your birthday
but you got up and took control of the situation
back then he want you back without an explanation
you change your style, you change your hair, you change your title, now people stare
he invites his hand and says he can't stop thinking about you
he gets his friend to ask you now what do you do?

you know that he wants you, but you don't want him anymore
this is the sti-sti-sti-sticky situation!

Well you caught her in the act with a brat from the workstation
you used a baseball bat and now it's into litigation
but you screwed up grew up and walked away despite your temper
now she's calling you from january to december
you let her slide, you played it cool and now she calls you
but you're no fool, she's not even worth the time
but I think you know this, that she can have all the boys
at a running checklist

you know that she wants you but you don't want her anymore!
this is the sti-sti-sti-sticky situation!

it's that girl that you like that you let go of
the one who doesn't get the picture
because you left and right wanted to get back together
but you moved on found another and it leaves no question
she cries to her friends just to get attention
she puts you down but you let her feeling guilty she's feeling better
but when she sees you with another
she tears her out out but you can't be bothered

you know that she wants you but you don't want her anymore!
this is the sti-sti-sti-sticky situation!
you know that he wants you, but you don't want him anymore
this is the sti-sti-sti-sticky situation!

I love this a lot.

First Date - Danko Jones (http://rapidshare.de/files/16250990/Danko_Jones_-_Sleep_Is_The_Enemy_-_06_-_First_Date.mp3.html)
First date! electricity! when you walk in you're super circuitry!
back it up with attitude! when people sweat it out
you always play it cool, I think I know you now go to bed
and you like superchunk and jump jet, get your quick fix
in my car, you got your sweet tooth and I'm your chocolate bar

and it goes on and on and on and on
and I say
heeeeey heey heeey heey heey
do you kiss on the first date?
cause I do!

new york down on the catwalk I like to play on the street
but you only want to shop spray paint your tight jeans on
so cruise yourself it don't feel wrong, so take a chance
give me a shot, you think I'm bluffing, I think I'm not
get on your high heels give me your high tag,
I got a question for your sweet ass


and it goes on and on and on and on
and I say
heeeeey heey heeey heey heey
do you kiss on the first date?
cause I do!
do you do what I do and with you
awhoohoohoo

well hello baby you look so hot tonight
can I hold your hand, well thank you
well this is what we are gonna do on our date today
we're gonna do all the things all the couples like to do
we're gonna go to the movie, have some dinner,
take a walk look at the moonlight, but baby I have a question
do you kiss on the first date? let's do it on the first date.
what do you do on the first date?
do you kiss on the first date? cause I do

And that's what I offer today.

StayInTheHouseCarl
03-24-2006, 12:09 AM
I fucking love Quit Your Day Jobs!
i saw them with Flogging Molly last Monday.

Sperms are Germs.

Tizzalicious
03-24-2006, 12:41 AM
Well, I'm glad you wrote down the lyrics for Pissing On A Panda & Look A Dollar!

I'm downloading :)