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Mr. Noodles
12-10-2004, 10:54 PM
When the Offspring releases their next album, hopefully, what should it be called?

Tired_Of_You
12-10-2004, 11:02 PM
It will be released in 2050. It will be called : At The Retirement House.

Tired_Of_You
12-10-2004, 11:13 PM
I'll stop "dissing" them, even if it wasn't what I did when you'll stop telling everyone Offspring haters, when you'll stop to tell us to go to hell if we don't agree with you, if you stop to make useless posts. You're fucking ridiculous.

Tired_Of_You
12-10-2004, 11:15 PM
I wonder where you saw that...

Tired_Of_You
12-10-2004, 11:17 PM
Seriously, if I was you I'd stop posting. Anyway, I won't waste my time here anymore...

code_blue
12-11-2004, 12:04 AM
Well, why'd you say they should call it "Shit" if you like them?

it's called a joke/sarcasm?

i think they should call it platejob. hopefully someone else remembers this reference.

Noodles is gay
12-11-2004, 06:22 AM
What about annoying Meatloaf this time? :)

Bat out of the retirement home.

Tijs
12-11-2004, 06:26 AM
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=319

Americana
12-11-2004, 09:33 AM
When the Offspring releases their next album, hopefully, what should it be called?

next is their greatest hits, I don't think it's going to called anything other than Offspring Greatest Hits. After that I'm not sure if their even going to have any more albums.

Mr. Noodles jr. the first
12-11-2004, 09:59 AM
The person who's S/N that is "NOODLES IS GAY"




fuck you!! Go to hell for hating Noodles

Americana
12-11-2004, 10:04 AM
why the fuck would you be here if you think Noodles is gay. I acually didn't know anyone's sighn in name was that, but the post above says there is so I'll just say fuck the retards who don't like the Offspring

Noodles is gay
12-11-2004, 10:19 AM
Whoa, chill out people! I don't hate Noodles, nor do I hate the Offspring, they're a very good band. And, anyway, i was refering to him being a very happy person :D. I do classics, the Greeks were happy people, just look at my avatar, that's all i meant, no offence!

'why the fuck would you be here if you think Noodles is gay.' Americana quote.

- Even if i did think that Noodles was gay (in a homosexual way) it wouldn't put me off enjoying the Offspring's music and coming to this site. Methinks you might be put off liking the Offspring if he WAS gay, so you're the one with the problem, not me.

Thanks for the tip Mr. Noodles.

Camilamazed
12-11-2004, 10:26 AM
It will be released in 2050. It will be called : At The Retirement House.


I like it LOL

Americana
12-11-2004, 10:26 AM
quote- Whoa, chill out people! I don't hate Noodles, nor do I hate the Offspring, they're a very good band. And, anyway, i was refering to him being a very happy person . I do classics, the Greeks were happy people, just look at my avatar, that's all i meant, no offence!

'why the fuck would you be here if you think Noodles is gay.' Americana quote.

- Even if i did think that Noodles was gay (in a homosexual way) it wouldn't put me off enjoying the Offspring's music and coming to this site. Methinks you might be put off liking the Offspring if he WAS gay, so you're the one with the problem, not me.

Thanks for the tip Mr. Noodles. quote-

yeah, that acually does make sense.sorry dude.

Noodles is gay
12-11-2004, 10:43 AM
I'm sorry, Americana, are you being sarcastic?

Americana
12-11-2004, 11:04 AM
I was kinda being sarcastic the first time

Untouchable
12-11-2004, 11:55 AM
a good name for album would be Hell on Earth

Americana
12-11-2004, 12:06 PM
how 'bout cussathon. I know they don't have that much cussing, but that would be a cool album name.

ALEX P
12-11-2004, 12:38 PM
I have 2 ideas for their CD

A. Manic Subsidal (you no, ending where they started)
B. Sarcysmic Sanction (just a cool name)

Whatever they name the cdi hope its like ignition, americana, and ixnay all in one

BobdaAlkoholic
12-11-2004, 12:41 PM
Well if they were named Boner (like my band) than the album should be called In Gym Class so it'll look like:
Boner in Gym Class

ALEX P
12-11-2004, 12:53 PM
thats a gay name for a band

selfrighteoussuicide
12-11-2004, 01:03 PM
I just wanted to see what the fans would say. . . .
Just to see what they'd think of for a new album. . . .
If you're gonna say that the Offspring are bad, that's fine.



I just wanted to see what the fans would say. . . .
Just to see what they'd think of for a new album. . . .
If you're gonna say that the Offspring are bad, that's fine.



What if they went back to the older days?
What if they went back to the days of Smash and Ixnay?

what if you managed to fit all you wanted to say in the same post?

dain84
12-11-2004, 03:38 PM
it should be called "number eight" simple and to the point.

Mr. Noodles
12-11-2004, 08:52 PM
I can agree with that!

It would be their 8th album.

Moose
12-11-2004, 09:11 PM
how about umm...Last Hurrah...or Now we die...or This will be better than smash...or We dont care if this sells...or This one is for me...or Is this it? (granted its sort of like the strokes title but still)...well all in all...since they didnt even start to record, it doesnt matter, usually the songs and the feeling of the album dictates the title...and according to that article dexter wrote 5 songs on the plane trip so maybe "All Around the World"

i just hope they announce it will be their last if it is, that way i can make sure i see them on tour as much as possible...plus i hope it kicks ass, and if it sounds different from anything they ever did, even if it pisses of most people on here (you know not pop, but experimental stuff) that would be fucking sick...but as long as they continue to make good music i hope they keep making cds...ok i have now given this topic that is pretty useless way too much respect...but seriously...i hope the cd kicks ass.

All Around the World....hmmmmm

jimmyjimjimz
12-11-2004, 09:23 PM
I think it would be cool if they did something weird like limpbizkit did with chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored water. Name it something like that. Like maybe......................... The Adventure of Noodles who went to save the Chocolate Starfish which was in the Hot Dog Flavored Water.

lol.
I know, that was stupid.

BaDhAbIt
12-11-2004, 10:14 PM
i like "manic subsidal" like that other guy posted earlier that would be awesome

Moose
12-11-2004, 11:20 PM
Hey, Moose.
Those ideas for album names are really damn funny!

Thanks for posting them!

is that a tone of sarcasm i hear?...they werent really meant to be funny...i mean i didnt expect anyone to laugh...it was more because i was bored, so i posted.

greencows12
12-11-2004, 11:38 PM
If anyone posts another bad reply, I'll rip their head off!!!!!!!!


YOU FUCKING OFFSPRING HATERS SHOULD JUST KEEP YOUR STUPID USELESS SHIT TO YOURSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't post any more bad replies about the Offspring!!!!!

If Dexter knew you were posting these messages, he'd kick your fat ass!!!!!!I don't think dexter would waste his time finding two people and kick their asses, but I agree with everything else you said. They shouldn't even be on here if they don't like the offspring. so anyone who just comes on this board to diss the offspring has no purpose and should get a life.

code_blue
12-12-2004, 12:55 AM
and if it sounds different from anything they ever did, even if it pisses of most people on here (you know not pop, but experimental stuff) that would be fucking sick...b

yes, i want to hear more stuff like 'pay the man.' or at least wish they'd play it live again. :(

Moose
12-12-2004, 01:01 AM
agreed...i think ixnay was their most creative album, and it just so happens thats when they wrote pay the man...it doesnt even have to be all weird or a big change like the chilis did...just you know something maybe real surprising, even if it pisses most people here off. i think they are at the point where if they want to do something they should just do it and not care if it sucks.

DaWee
12-12-2004, 02:28 AM
Well and people please, why do you always have to complain : "Oh their new cds are shit, they sux etc... I think that every cd they made have something special in it, something what you have to understand, if they would do cd after cd that would sound exactly like smash or exactly like Ignition. You would complain about that too. I think they are cool, because of what they do,,, they try new things instead of sticking with those old ones. But every good band dose that, right? look at metallica, they also use different stuff. All those hypocrits that only complains about how everything is bad, should start their own band, and do finally something good. Maybe then they would realize how hard is to do something that so many ppl likes. And if Offspring would be a big piece of crap, they wouldn't even be famous. right? yeah.
And you guys wouldn't be here complaining about it. Just find something else to do, because insolting them, you insolt every single fan that respects them

I've seen the question about offsprings new album... i would call it : "1 million $$" after they gave that one million bux to that girl. that name would symbolize that all they do is for the fans... I think that would be a great name after ;

The Offspring - self title
Ignition
Smash
Ixnay (on the hombre)
Americana
Conspiracy of one
Splinter

T-6005
12-12-2004, 03:21 AM
DaWee, want to make your font slightly smaller?

And I think they should call it:

The 8th Album We've Released, We Hope You Like It But If You Don't Oh Well

Zee
12-12-2004, 06:55 AM
How about "The Saviours of Punk Rock" ? That'd probably get on someone's nerves...

Just kidding.

Dameon Brass
12-12-2004, 07:35 AM
how about:
We're sorry for Splinter, this one's much better we promise!

Panzerfaust92
12-12-2004, 07:47 AM
It should be something really clever sounding but with no real relevance. Some of my ideas:
Split Mirror
Open Cuts on the Tainted Side of the Spiritual Existence
Destructive Menacing
Revival
Prelude to the Final Chapter
Bleeding Chaos
Bleeding Repetition
Starving Instincts
Revelation
36 Minutes of Identity and Self Interest

Mr. Noodles
12-12-2004, 10:30 AM
It should be something really clever sounding but with no real relevance. Some of my ideas:
Split Mirror
Open Cuts on the Tainted Side of the Spiritual Existence
Destructive Menacing
Revival
Prelude to the Final Chapter
Bleeding Chaos
Bleeding Repetition
Starving Instincts
Revelation
36 Minutes of Identity and Self Interest

Those are pretty good ideas for album names. Those names are better than any crap I could think of.

Noodles is gay
12-12-2004, 10:44 AM
I agree, they aren't bad names but surely 'Prelude to the Final Chapter' indicates that there would only be one album after that one. :(

We want more than two more albums, somethink like Mr. David Bowie would be pretty cool; 26 methinks, although correct me if i'm wrong.

Tired_Of_You
12-12-2004, 10:46 AM
I think they sould do albums until they are in wheelchairs and sing about 90 year old beautiful ladies.

Mr. Noodles
12-12-2004, 04:43 PM
How about "The Saviours of Punk Rock" ? That'd probably get on someone's nerves...

Just kidding.

I think "The Saviours of Punk Rock" sounds kinda cool.

smelly poo in a shoe
12-12-2004, 04:52 PM
why not go for something like:

"Living in Chaos: Offsprings Greatest hits"

??

jovidexter4life
12-12-2004, 05:54 PM
I HEARD they were talking about the title REVOLVER i have some secret sources on finding Offspring info but if they choose Revolver i think it would be a good name. They have had the most success with one word titles so why not?

Tired_Of_You
12-12-2004, 06:00 PM
Like The Beatles... This is probably only rumours.

Mr. Noodles
12-12-2004, 06:01 PM
Revolver sounds like a cool name!
They should use that!

Moose
12-12-2004, 07:27 PM
I HEARD they were talking about the title REVOLVER i have some secret sources on finding Offspring info but if they choose Revolver i think it would be a good name. They have had the most success with one word titles so why not?

how did you happen to get this info and why would they choose that title?...do you actually know the band? and i doubt you could prove this, but how can we take you as a credible source?....its a cool name though...

Manic subsidal
12-12-2004, 07:39 PM
they should call the album You‘re Too Fat To Make Porn

Mr. Noodles
12-12-2004, 07:49 PM
That sounds familiar. . .
Where have I heard that before?

sgwt_greg
12-13-2004, 08:02 AM
They shrould try and get Chinese Democracy again...just for shits and giggles.


but on a more serious note their new one should be called ...umm just drew a complete blank.

Lithuanian Offspring
12-13-2004, 12:08 PM
THey should call it TROGDOR. I don't know if any of you have visited www.homestarrunner.com it is an awesome site. Enjoy.

Lithuanian Offspring
12-13-2004, 12:17 PM
It hit me........ Bigger Than Buddha...... that would be cool. :D

acgc2002
12-13-2004, 03:21 PM
I read Dexter named this Splinter because the one name albums were the biggest success ( like.. Americana was a boom, Smash was a boom, Offspring was a boom... the doubled or more name albums were not so appreciated like the one named ones). If they remain with this tradition, the cd should have just one name. It could be sth related to Dexter´s trip... flying or... piloting, or skydiving... well, I am not so creative with names so I let it for Dexter Holland!!!

Tired_Of_You
12-13-2004, 03:23 PM
the one word for an album name was only a joke.


sgwt_greg : I don't agree. They said it was only a joke, only to piss off Axl I think.

Zugg Island Convict
12-13-2004, 03:41 PM
When the Offspring releases their next album, hopefully, what should it be called?

what ever they decide to call it and not what any of you think of cause it'll probably suck

sgwt_greg
12-15-2004, 07:52 AM
the one word for an album name was only a joke.


sgwt_greg : I don't agree. They said it was only a joke, only to piss off Axl I think.

I know i wasn't being serious myself. i just said it for shits and giggles.
but they should call it Skewer...i dont have a reason i just said the first word that came to my head.

smileemptysoul44
12-15-2004, 07:54 AM
it should be called a song on the cd

sgwt_greg
12-15-2004, 07:55 AM
it should be called a song on the cd
or maybe something close to it. like Ignition had Burn it up and Ixnay on the Hombre had Cool to Hate.

scott.o.i.c.u.r.e.m.t.y
12-15-2004, 08:05 AM
ooooooo the ramdom album

noodlesdec25
12-15-2004, 09:51 AM
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ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT OFFSPRING RULEZ.....MR.NOODLES IS RIGHT AND TIRED O YOU AND THIS FUCKER~*Adriann*~
GET OFF THIS FORUM!
FUCK OFFSPRING HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Offspring_01
12-15-2004, 05:15 PM
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ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT OFFSPRING RULEZ.....MR.NOODLES IS RIGHT AND TIRED O YOU AND THIS FUCKER~*Adriann*~
GET OFF THIS FORUM!
FUCK OFFSPRING HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your like cancer. You spread throughout the forum affecting every thread with your negative comments. Get a life!

Mr. Noodles
12-15-2004, 05:19 PM
Hey, noodlesdec25 was right! Offspring haters fucking suck!
Offspring 1, you need to getta life!

Offspring_01
12-15-2004, 05:30 PM
Hey, noodlesdec25 was right! Offspring haters fucking suck!
Offspring 1, you need to getta life!

Tell me or show me one thing that I have said that has made me an Offspring hater. I have all their albums, pretty much everything they have ever released for that matter, and I listen to them every day. They are the only band I listen to and follow. How am I an Offspring hater. You two come into this thread, which has nothing to do with Offspring haters, and start calling people Offspring haters even though they aren't. Go call someone an Offspring hater who actually is an Offspring hater.

Offspring_01
12-15-2004, 05:33 PM
I was reading an interview MTV did with Dexter after his trip and they asked about the new album. He said (i don't know if he was serious or not) that they should call it World Punk. I think thats a pretty cool name.

Mr. Noodles
12-15-2004, 05:38 PM
QUOTE-Originally posted by noodlesdec25.
ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THE OFFSPRING RULEZ . . . MR. NOODLES IS RIGHT AND TIRED O YOU AND THIS FUCKER ~*Adriann*~.
GET OFF THIS FORUM!!!!!
FUCK OFFSPRING HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!-QUOTE



Your like cancer. You spread throughout the forum affecting every thread with your negative comments. Get a life!

You should getta life, Offspring_1!!!!!!!!

who really gives a damn if noodlesdec25 is spreading negative coments?!
I agreee noodlesdec25's coments and Offspring haters!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DEXJR
12-15-2004, 05:48 PM
Reffring To Next Album It Should Be Called 'the End Of The Line' Because(hope It Isnt True) May Be There Last Album?????? :d AND THERE FIRST SONG COULD BE WHERES THAT KID WITH MY LATT'E

Mr. Noodles
12-15-2004, 05:49 PM
Let's hope it won't be their last album!

DEXJR
12-15-2004, 05:51 PM
Yeah Me Hope Itll Be They Come Back From 4 Years

Mr. Noodles
12-15-2004, 05:54 PM
I hope they stay longer than that!
They should stay together for another decade or two!
No matter how old they'll be!

DEXJR
12-15-2004, 05:56 PM
Lol Wont They Break Some Hips I Hope So To

DrGonzo
12-15-2004, 05:58 PM
I think the new album should be called "Bleached Bunghole". ~Heloise Ham Bone

Mr. Noodles
12-15-2004, 09:57 PM
is that a tone of sarcasm i hear?...they werent really meant to be funny...i mean i didnt expect anyone to laugh...it was more because i was bored, so i posted.

Yeah, that was sarcastic.

Mr. Noodles
12-15-2004, 09:59 PM
Tell me or show me one thing that I have said that has made me an Offspring hater. I have all their albums, pretty much everything they have ever released for that matter, and I listen to them every day. They are the only band I listen to and follow. How am I an Offspring hater. You two come into this thread, which has nothing to do with Offspring haters, and start calling people Offspring haters even though they aren't. Go call someone an Offspring hater who actually is an Offspring hater.

I didn't call you an Offspring hater! I meant what noodlesdec25 said about Offspring haters!

noodlesdec25
12-16-2004, 07:43 AM
Hey I think The Offspring will take a very long break after the new album....cause they need alot of rest after touring alot around the world and stuff......this new album is comming very fast....it could mean that it will be awsome! :)

Offspring_01
12-16-2004, 02:03 PM
I didn't call you an Offspring hater! I meant what noodlesdec25 said about Offspring haters!

Oh......my bad, lol

Offspring_01
12-16-2004, 02:05 PM
Hey I think The Offspring will take a very long break after the new album....cause they need alot of rest after touring alot around the world and stuff......this new album is comming very fast....it could mean that it will be awsome! :)

agreed. :D

A Fricken Monkey
12-16-2004, 10:17 PM
how about:
We're sorry for Splinter, this one's much better we promise!


:mad: Splinter was awesome. Its cool when they mix it up.

However, I think that your wierd Al quote is cool and I have that CD

bhg_rulz2
12-16-2004, 11:57 PM
what do you thing about "outside world"?

sounds pretty lame haha

how about:

- Resurrection
- Friends Of The Enemy :D :D
- Burning Out


dont have more ideas =(

Mr. Noodles
12-17-2004, 01:48 PM
Those are good names, but not as good as::



Split Mirror
Open Cuts on the Tainted Side of the Spiritual Existence
Destructive Menacing
Revival
Prelude to the Final Chapter
Bleeding Chaos
Bleeding Repetition
Starving Instincts
Revelation
36 Minutes of Identity and Self Interest

Wej
12-17-2004, 02:26 PM
I AGREE WIT MR.NOODLES
OFFSPRING fucking rules. i would call it Solution