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1337
03-29-2006, 07:47 PM
well are you?

im an existing member here so you know. moderators plz dont check who i am ittakes the fun out of it.

Sinister
03-29-2006, 07:48 PM
I'm not 1337, and you're not either.

Andy
03-29-2006, 07:53 PM
well are you?

im an existing member here so you know. moderators plz dont check who i am ittakes the fun out of it.
With writing like that I wouldn't suspect you are respected enough for anyone to give a fuck. Well, unless you're typing like that to throw people off the scent. Hmm....

I'm going to bed.

Mota Boy
03-29-2006, 08:11 PM
The first rule of 1337 is - you do not talk about 1337.

1337
03-29-2006, 08:25 PM
mota why dident you vote

i put a poll. why is no one replying?

Mota Boy
03-29-2006, 08:35 PM
The second rule of 1337 is - you do not talk about 1337.

"The noob doth think he is 1337, but the 1337 knows himself to be a noob."

Little_Miss_1565
03-29-2006, 08:37 PM
And the lord spaketh and said "Lo, and behold, for the n00b is teh gh3ysauce."

Jebus
03-29-2006, 08:37 PM
you're offspring fan, right?

Sin Studly
03-29-2006, 08:39 PM
And in the beginning the thread was dark and void, and stupidity was apon the face of the Deep. And Almighty Mod did close the thread, and he saw it was good.

Little_Miss_1565
03-29-2006, 08:40 PM
And in the beginning the thread was dark and void, and stupidity was apon the face of the Deep. And Almighty Mod did close the thread, and he saw it was good.

Do I change my usertitle to Almighty Mod or keep it Moderatrix?

T-6005
03-29-2006, 08:41 PM
Oh, don't close it just yet. I'm amused by this thread. 1337 asking who is 1337?

EDIT - Plus apparently it's Throb'n'guzzle. That username is gross.

Throb'n'guzzle
03-29-2006, 08:44 PM
hell yes I'm "1337" (whatever the hell that is)

1337
03-29-2006, 08:56 PM
And in the beginning the thread was dark and void, and stupidity was apon the face of the Deep. And Almighty Mod did close the thread, and he saw it was good.
why do you want to close the thread?

i havent done anythin wrong i just want to know who is 1337.

Sin Studly
03-29-2006, 09:00 PM
Do I change my usertitle to Almighty Mod or keep it Moderatrix?

Blessed Moddess?

5:11 And I beheld, and I heard the voice of many posters round about
the throne and the noobs and the 1337s: and the number of unregistered guests viewing year-old thrreads was ten thousand times ten thousand, and thousands of thousands;

5:12
Saying with a loud voice, Worthy is the Mod that was given status to receive
power, and riches, and wisdom, and strength, and honour, and glory,
and blessing.

5:13 And every poster which is in GoD, and in the General Chat, and
under General Chat, in the Politics forum, and such as are in the Other Bands and Tour Talk, and all that are in them, heard I saying, Blessing, and honour, and glory, and power, be unto him that sitteth upon the throne of the Admin, and unto the Mods for ever and ever.

5:14 And the four Mods said, Amen. And the four and twenty 1337s fell down and worshipped Him that liveth for ever and ever in his mother's basement.

6:1 And I saw when the noob opened one of the seals, and I heard, as
it were the noise of thunder, one of the four Mods saying, Come and
see.

6:2 And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had bad teeth; and a long faggotted hair was given unto him: and he went forth bringing nights unholy, and to bring nights unholy.

6:3 And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast
say, Come and see.

6:4 And there went out another horse that was red: and power was given
to him that sat thereon to take money from the earth, and that all shall be conned and leeched of by him: and there was given unto him a great hooked nose.

6:5 And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast
say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat
on him had a pair of balances in his hand.

6:6 And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, a measure of pi for an advanced physics equation, and three measures of the remainder for a closer study; and see thou post in the math questions thread.

6:7 And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the
fourth beast say, Come and see.

6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her name that sat on
him was Sarah, and the smell followed with her. And power was given unto
them over the fourth week of the cycle, to bleed from the cunt, and with
organic soap, and with reusable blood recepticles, and with the Mods of the forum.

Little_Miss_1565
03-29-2006, 09:11 PM
6:8 And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her name that sat on
him was Sarah, and the smell followed with her. And power was given unto
them over the fourth week of the cycle, to bleed from the cunt, and with
organic soap, and with reusable blood recepticles, and with the Mods of the forum.

Haha, is it that obvious I like organic soap? ;)

Tizzalicious
03-29-2006, 10:08 PM
why do you want to close the thread?

i havent done anythin wrong i just want to know who is 1337.

You created a troll account.

1337
03-29-2006, 10:10 PM
You created a troll account.
ah yes i did. your right im sorry. can i still keep this thread?

its the only activity this account will ever have i swear.

Anya82
03-29-2006, 10:11 PM
this thread is pathetic.... no... YOU are pathetic. The thread is only lame.

JohnnyNemesis
03-29-2006, 10:41 PM
I don't wanna make accusations just yet, but there was someone in another thread that mispelled "didn't" the same way this 1337 character did.

Either way, I wish ban.

JoY
03-29-2006, 11:28 PM
I'm 1337. totally. like, whoa!

wheelchairman
03-30-2006, 02:15 AM
It's easy to see who the 1337 is. It's Wheelchairman.

.:SMASH:.
03-30-2006, 02:26 AM
well are you?

im an existing member here so you know. moderators plz dont check who i am ittakes the fun out of it.
i don't like you

Tizzalicious
03-30-2006, 05:01 AM
It really wasn't fun to begin with.

HeadAroundU
03-30-2006, 10:23 AM
I'm HAU THE GREAT!

and this is the infamous photo of 1337 ;)
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/HeadAroundU/Mix/trip2.jpg
take it easy bitches!
:D

HeadAroundU
03-30-2006, 10:31 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33/HeadAroundU/BBSDictatorSinn.jpg
This pic rulezzz. I haven't posted it for long time so here we go! :D

notoriousdoc
03-30-2006, 10:48 AM
. . .

el_monkey
03-30-2006, 11:26 AM
7eh 1337 n3vR 2 b337 : ... me ... ;)

Andy
03-30-2006, 12:49 PM
The 1337 idea amuses me. Well no, the fact that there are people on this board who actually STRIVE to become a member of that group amuses me.

JohnnyNemesis
03-30-2006, 12:51 PM
The folks who strive to become members of a group that doesn't truly exist...they sicken me.

Andy
03-30-2006, 12:55 PM
they sicken me.
I think sicken is a little strong. They are to be pitied, not hated. It all adds to the beauty that is the Offspring BBS.

Paint_It_Black
03-30-2006, 01:04 PM
The 1337 idea amuses me. Well no, the fact that there are people on this board who actually STRIVE to become a member of that group amuses me.

Like Sinister?

I love how the 1337 group is perceived by some to be like the Illuminati or something.

All About Eve
03-30-2006, 01:05 PM
I won't be 1337 for another 1321 years and 3 months.

Endymion
03-30-2006, 01:28 PM
I love how the 1337 group is perceived by some to be like the Illuminati or something.

we're more like the stonecutters, actually.

Andy
03-30-2006, 01:29 PM
Do you have a secret handshake? Please tell me you have a secret handshake.

platinumpt
03-30-2006, 01:33 PM
I love how the 1337 group is perceived by some to be like the Illuminati or something.
Yes!! The difference between the groups is that The Illuminati are NOT a product of some users' imagination, while 1337 is.

Andy
03-30-2006, 01:35 PM
Yes!! The difference between the groups is that The Illuminati are NOT a product of some users' imagination, while 1337 is.
That's what they want you to think...

platinumpt
03-30-2006, 01:36 PM
Who? The Illuminati or the 1337? heh.

Andy
03-30-2006, 01:39 PM
There's a difference?

Endymion
03-30-2006, 01:41 PM
Do you have a secret handshake? Please tell me you have a secret handshake.
no, but we have a secret penis jiggle.

ps: the third rule of 1337 is no girls allowed (unless they're willing to wear a strap-on)

platinumpt
03-30-2006, 01:41 PM
There's a difference?
Good point. Anyway... 1337? Never happened.

Andy
03-30-2006, 01:48 PM
ps: the third rule of 1337 is no girls allowed (unless they're willing to wear a strap-on)
I'll never think of them in the same way again.

0r4ng3
03-30-2006, 02:51 PM
I'm s0 1337 b3c4u53 my n4m3 i5 0r4ng3.

w3rd.