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calichix
03-29-2006, 10:52 PM
I'm not digging the new James Bond guy. He's blonde. That aint right.

This isn't debatable: *foxiest Bond- Sean Connery
*foxiest Bond lady- probably the chick from A View to a Kill
*best Bond movie- Goldfinger with Octopussy and Thunderball as a close seconds.

bam.

Mota Boy
03-29-2006, 11:08 PM
You sound like a lady that hasn't seen "Layer Cake".

JohnnyNemesis
03-29-2006, 11:10 PM
I'm all for the extinction and/or hair-dying of all blondes not named Bella.

JoY
03-29-2006, 11:14 PM
Bond's simply shouldn't be blonde. (rhymes)

Sean Connery is pure sex. (& so is Ricky)

Vera
03-29-2006, 11:37 PM
Aha, but Bond should be foxy and undeniably British. I have faith in this new feller. I've found certain Bonds kind of sleazy and I don't get that vibe from him.

JoY
03-30-2006, 12:04 AM
I'll have to agree with Sanni on that point. there have been worse, to be honest. I hated that Pierce-guy. he always looks like he has to poop.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-30-2006, 02:33 AM
Pierce Brosnan was a cock.

I'd love to see Hugh Grant have a try. Think of the comedic value.

Andy
03-30-2006, 02:35 AM
I'm waiting until I see Casino Royale to judge the New Guy (can't remember his name!).

I didn't mind Brosnan. I thought he was a good solid Bond.

We don't need another comedic bond: We've had Roger Moore, remember?

.:SMASH:.
03-30-2006, 02:36 AM
what about Jim Carey? that would be fucking awesome.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-30-2006, 02:36 AM
But, HUGH GRANT!

..

HUGH GRANT!

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-30-2006, 02:36 AM
what about Jim Carey? that would be fucking awesome.

No, that'd just be silly.

Andy
03-30-2006, 02:39 AM
"er, um, er, the name is, um, Bond....er, um, James Bond"

I'm starting to see the appeal.

Daniel Craig! That's his name! Boo yah!

Revolver-2005?
03-30-2006, 03:40 AM
The new guy doesn't seem that bad, there's been worse Bonds.

And Chris Farley as James Bond would kikc Hugh Grant's ass...if he was still alive.

Sin Studly
03-30-2006, 03:41 AM
You sound like a lady that hasn't seen "Layer Cake".

The Serbs in that made me giggle. They were awesome.

JoY
03-30-2006, 04:10 AM
"er, um, er, the name is, um, Bond....er, um, James Bond"

I'm starting to see the appeal.

Daniel Craig! That's his name! Boo yah!
*posh English accent* "the name.. uhm, well yes, well, it's Bond, actually" *scratching chin & the back of his head, looking like he's thinking it through carefully*

I'm digging this idea aswell.

Tijs
03-30-2006, 04:20 AM
I would've liked to see Robbie Williams give it a shot. I think he could be quite good at it.

ninthlayer
03-30-2006, 04:24 AM
Fuck you guys, Ted Nugent.

Preocupado
03-30-2006, 04:34 AM
Joe Pesci should be James Bond. And yes, screw the nationality and everything that it implies.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-30-2006, 04:37 AM
I would've liked to see Robbie Williams give it a shot. I think he could be quite good at it.

He's already been James Bond. Millenium video, anyone?

Preocupado
03-30-2006, 04:37 AM
http://www.soniguales.com/fotos/JoePesci.jpg
"Name's Bond, modafucker, James fucking your momma Bond!"

demon_slayer
03-30-2006, 04:45 AM
bring Sean Connery should be the Bond again

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-30-2006, 04:47 AM
I believe I have the ultimate win.

http://eric.b.olsen.tripod.com/images/price2.jpg

killer_queen
03-30-2006, 05:02 AM
Bond's simply shouldn't be blonde. (rhymes)

Sean Connery is pure sex. (& so is Ricky)
Yes, YES and yes.


I would've liked to see Robbie Williams give it a shot. I think he could be quite good at it.
Definitely. He's much sexier than Pierce.

And, Theunholynightbringer, please stop making fun of Hugh Grant. It hurts me.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-30-2006, 07:06 AM
"Hugh Grant decides to branch out his acting skills; in his new film, he plays a suave but cheeky English person with a posh accent, as opposed to his last film in which he played a suave but slightly less cheeky English person with a posh accent."

Lars
03-30-2006, 07:11 AM
"Hugh Grant decides to branch out his acting skills; in his new film, he plays a suave but cheeky English person with a posh accent, as opposed to his last film in which he played a suave but slightly less cheeky English person with a posh accent."
hahahahaha.

Vera
03-30-2006, 08:13 AM
James Bond as a concept is kind of too old-fashioned.. If you want to give Bond a make-over for the new Millennium, Robbie Williams would be perfect. He could kick some Al-Qaida ass.

I think this guy's gonna be just fine, though. There's something unconventional about his looks that I dig.

Paint_It_Black
03-30-2006, 09:03 AM
I would have liked to see Clive Owen do it, because he sucks immensely in anything where he doesn't do an english accent, but is quite good when he can just be himself.

Hugh Grant would be awesome, but...Rowan Atkinson, anyone?

I thought Brosnan was pretty good.

Corpse
03-30-2006, 09:22 AM
Rowan Atkinso maybe, but he works better in films like Johnny English, Rowan's main skill is to be able to make a complete ass out of himself in the funniest way possible. damn Rowan is good.

Vera
03-30-2006, 09:27 AM
Pfft, Rowan is more versatile than most people recognize. Blackadder anyone?

Paint_It_Black
03-30-2006, 09:29 AM
Blackadder anyone?

His finest work. It's tragic that most people just see him as a Mr. Bean type character.

HeadAroundU
03-30-2006, 09:32 AM
HeadAroundU, anyone?
I'm Bond, Hau Bond. omg I had to do it.

Rowan Atkinson sounds funny! omg
Hugh Grant,noooooo! just no, he is pussyvag.

Vera
03-30-2006, 09:37 AM
His finest work. It's tragic that most people just see him as a Mr. Bean type character.
True. I also want to see his live shows, I hear they're great.

bd007h
03-30-2006, 09:44 AM
Daniel Craig may be blonde, but at least he doesn't have a receding hairline like Connery did.

Tijs
03-30-2006, 09:45 AM
Blackadder's awesome. I've got all 4 seasons on DVD. (There's 4 right? If there's more I need to get it.)

Corpse
03-30-2006, 10:09 AM
His finest work. It's tragic that most people just see him as a Mr. Bean type character.

Not me, i like him in whatever he may do. His best is Blackadder, but he is great in Not The Nine O'Clock News, Johnny English, etc. He was also very good in Rat Race.

BATWT
03-30-2006, 12:07 PM
Blackadder's awesome. I've got all 4 seasons on DVD. (There's 4 right? If there's more I need to get it.)
Yep, there's four. They made a couple of specials but they sucked. Especially Blackadder Back and Forth. Oh god, that was atrocious.

EDIT: Oh bloody hell, wrong account.

killer_queen
03-30-2006, 12:09 PM
Andy, why did you change your account again?

Andy
03-30-2006, 12:10 PM
Every now and again I have a strange compulsion to log on with my BATWT account. I have no idea why.

Paint_It_Black
03-30-2006, 12:10 PM
Hey look, BATWAT is back.

Andy
03-30-2006, 12:13 PM
dinner dinner dinner dinner dinnner dinnner BATWAT!

Anyway, back on topic.. As much as I admire Rowan Atkinson, he would suck as Bond. I also agree with Tijs on the Robbie Williams idea: he certainly looks the part (refer to the Millennium video, as suggested by Dave). However, whether he can act is a different matter.

Then again, does that even matter with bond?

Paint_It_Black
03-30-2006, 12:16 PM
Anyway, back on topic.. As much as I admire Rowan Atkinson, he would suck as Bond. I also agree with Tijs on the Robbie Williams idea: he certainly looks the part (refer to the Millennium video, as suggested by Dave). However, whether he can act is a different matter.

Then again, does that even matter with bond?

I never meant the idea of Rowan Atkinson as Bond to be seriously considered, just so you know. But I find the idea of Robbie Williams playing Bond to be even more ludicrous than Hugh Grant doing the job.

killer_queen
03-30-2006, 12:25 PM
Every now and again I have a strange compulsion to log on with my BATWT account. I have no idea why.
I have a similar problem. Always finding myself trying to open the door of my old house. I'm glad nobody has seen me.

Anyway, I was serious about Hugh Grant. He could be an awesome Bond. For me.

Paint_It_Black
03-30-2006, 12:31 PM
He would need to prove himself first in a different role. Right now he's about as versatile as a tampon.

killer_queen
03-30-2006, 12:33 PM
Okay, okay. You are right. I love shitty actors because I'm a superficial bitch. :(

Paint_It_Black
03-30-2006, 12:57 PM
I wouldn't say he's a shitty actor. He just seems happy to play the same role over and over again.

Andy
03-30-2006, 12:59 PM
I think he's just been cripplingly typecast. I feel sorry for him.

Wait a minute, no I fucking don't.

H1T_That
03-30-2006, 02:02 PM
the new bond guy, daniel craig i think his name is has recieved numerous hate mail from dissapointed fans.

i dunno if this has been mentioned or in fact is the point of the thread as i havent read ANY of the posts.

XYlophonetreeZ
03-30-2006, 02:21 PM
Did anyone see The Matador? Pierce Brosnan was motherfucking hilarious in that movie. I was LingMAO.

"Margaritas always taste so much better in Mexico."
"They certainly do!"
"Margaritas and cock."
"...."

Anyway, I don't really like James Bond movies. I really think that, were it not for the fact that there are so many of them, more people would feel the same. If he weren't a well-established character by now and if he hadn't gone through several actors and many movies, then James Bond movies would be the type of shit that critics and film enthusiasts would fucking hate, but honestly I think people just have fun comparing them all because there are so many movies/actors/girls/villains to choose from. It makes it more fun to play favorites.

arak0r
03-30-2006, 07:31 PM
pierce brosnan is a great actor imho, though i do notice quite a bit of similarities in his roles. tbh, the last few bond movies were pretty weak, but that was more to do with the script than him. if you put him into the movies dalton was in, they woulda been the best ever.

calichix
03-30-2006, 09:07 PM
Joe Pesci should be James Bond. And yes, screw the nationality and everything that it implies.


dude. Joe Pesci. don't even go there. <33333333333333


I thought pierce brosnan was a good'n.

Andy
03-30-2006, 11:17 PM
I can't take Joe Pesci seriously. However many times I see him in films like Goodfellas, he'll always be the guy who was running around with his head on fire in Home Alone.

demon_slayer
03-31-2006, 07:58 AM
Chuck Norris should be the next bond

ruroken
03-31-2006, 08:01 AM
Chuck Norris should be the next bond
From msifan.com forums:


Well, speaking of true masterpieces of artwork, I finally got some proof that Vin Diesel OWNS Chuck Norris (not that you should need proof anyway, oh ye of little faith).

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/6748/vdcnbbbb6mg.jpg
Of course, I am just posting that because I think it's funny.

Paint_It_Black
03-31-2006, 08:04 AM
Of course, I am just posting that because I think it's funny.

Oh, I thought it was more of your "art".

Of course, I'm just saying that because I think it's funny.

ruroken
03-31-2006, 08:05 AM
Hahaha and it is [funny].

demon_slayer
03-31-2006, 08:12 AM
Vin Diesel could bet Chuck Norris but the old Sean Connery could kick all their asses

ruroken
03-31-2006, 08:13 AM
But that was a givin, wasn't it?

demon_slayer
03-31-2006, 08:15 AM
not exactly some people don't even know of Sean Connery

of course those people are retarded

arak0r
03-31-2006, 10:28 AM
Vin Diesel could bet Chuck Norris but the old Sean Connery could kick all their asses

no he couldnt. vin diesel, irl, is a complete fucking pussy. chuck norris IS however, trained in martial arts.

Paint_It_Black
03-31-2006, 10:32 AM
Don't let this thread become as bas as this (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22448&page).