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Duskygrin
03-30-2006, 12:48 PM
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T-6005
03-30-2006, 12:51 PM
You do know what people will tell you if you ask them to watch where their dog shits, don't you?

"Heho, moi je paye mes impots!"

On a des motocrottes, quoi.

EDIT - On an unrelated note, I wonder if anyone's ever stolen one.

Tired_Of_You
03-30-2006, 12:54 PM
I've heard so many times of the problem of dog poo in France, it's not even funny.

We may have an ugly accent, but at least there's no dog poo everywhere here... unless we talk about my backyard. Having 2 dogs is not always fun.

Paint_It_Black
03-30-2006, 12:55 PM
So France is a shithole? Who didn't know that already.

el_monkey
03-30-2006, 01:05 PM
an interesting question for all jurists: to whom does this dog-poo belong??
not to the dog, as dogs cannot possess sth ( in germany) ;but you can make donations ( is that giving presents? ) to him

Paint_It_Black
03-30-2006, 01:13 PM
Some day I'll write a poem on dog-poo.

I bet you could write a great poem about shit.

kamikaze
03-31-2006, 06:45 AM
I've been to France. Every city there, including Paris, smells like one big sewer. I really have no idea how anyone could get the idea that France is the most romantic country in the world. The people there are arrogant asswipes and no one, that I encountered, knows anything about anti-persperant. It was dirty and smelly. Never ever will I tell anyone to visit France. :mad:

Paint_It_Black
03-31-2006, 08:28 AM
Never ever will I tell anyone to visit France...except Germans

I took the liberty of fixing your otherwise flawless post.

ruroken
03-31-2006, 08:51 AM
I bet you could write a great poem about shit.
The only reason it would be great is because its a shitty poem about shit.
Wait... what's so great about that...?

demon_slayer
03-31-2006, 08:53 AM
it would be fucking funny to say to a up tight teacher

el_monkey
03-31-2006, 08:53 AM
...t is because its a shitty poem about shit...


perhaps it's because you are the main actor/character ?

ruroken
03-31-2006, 08:54 AM
/\ I dont get it...

el_monkey
03-31-2006, 08:58 AM
it's about shit, about you

ruroken
03-31-2006, 08:59 AM
You failed to offend me. Try again.

el_monkey
03-31-2006, 09:03 AM
it's about shitty shit ,about you

was matching the situation, that's y I said it

demon_slayer
03-31-2006, 09:05 AM
el_monkey thinks your shit do you get it yet?

ruroken
03-31-2006, 09:06 AM
I already got it. But like I said, he didn't offend me. So I told him to try again.

Paint_It_Black
03-31-2006, 09:08 AM
el_monkey thinks your shit do you get it yet?

If he didn't get it already, your retarded contribution was unlikely to help.

el_monkey
03-31-2006, 09:08 AM
I already got it. But like I said, he didn't offend me. So I told him to try again.

so I tried again

ruroken
03-31-2006, 09:10 AM
so I tried again
Wait, that was trying again? I thought you either seriously thought I didn't get it or tried to say that you weren't trying to offend me because it somehow related to something else in the thread. Which wouldn't make sense, but it was the closest thing to making any sense of your post that I could think of.

Demon_of_Debauchery
03-31-2006, 09:35 AM
My next door neighbour's dog used to shit on my front lawn all the time but it stopped when when I picked up the shit and posted it through their letter box

T-6005
03-31-2006, 10:46 AM
I've been to France. Every city there, including Paris, smells like one big sewer. I really have no idea how anyone could get the idea that France is the most romantic country in the world. The people there are arrogant asswipes and no one, that I encountered, knows anything about anti-persperant. It was dirty and smelly. Never ever will I tell anyone to visit France. :mad:
Depends on where and when you go. I usually don't go to Paris during tourist season. I also usually don't go to the larger cities. Small towns around where I'm from - amazing. I love the place, aside from the not-so-awesome public transport. Food, smell, atmosphere, people - all of it is amazing.

Tired_Of_You
03-31-2006, 01:10 PM
^ My friend went to France and visited small towns and it's what she told me. These towns actually seem interesting, if I ever visit France, I think I'll go there.