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JohnnyNemesis
03-31-2006, 05:54 PM
Seriously, no jokes, no insults intended.

But why the FUCK do you still post?!

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-31-2006, 05:54 PM
I second that.

T-6005
03-31-2006, 05:56 PM
He still posts?

Andy
03-31-2006, 05:57 PM
I like him :eek:

JohnnyNemesis
03-31-2006, 06:00 PM
I like him :eek:

Your tolerance for idiocy astounds me.

Andy
03-31-2006, 06:01 PM
Your tolerance for idiocy astounds me.
I'm a lover, not a hater.

JohnnyNemesis
03-31-2006, 06:03 PM
Me too. But I'm also only human, and can only handle so much.

Anyway, this was supposed to be genuine inquiry, and not an insult to the kid.

ruroken
03-31-2006, 06:05 PM
Yeah, but WHY does he feel like it?
And why do you feel like posting?

JohnnyNemesis
03-31-2006, 06:06 PM
I know he feels like it. That was obvious. The question is WHY he would feel like it.

ruroken: leave Maria's posting habits out of this please.

the_offsprings_monkey
03-31-2006, 06:06 PM
Yeah, but WHY does he feel like it?
And why do you feel like posting?
Because I have nothing better to do at this hour.

0r4ng3
03-31-2006, 06:07 PM
Why does anyone post at all?

Just what is "posting", anyway?

Why does anyone do anything at all, ever?

No more hope for better dayz. :(

Just a Girl
03-31-2006, 06:07 PM
i think it's because no matter how hard he tries not to care what a group of people on the internet think of him, he's desperate to have the last word. unfortunately this always goes horribly wrong, so he has to keep coming back to try again. so, if we could all just be really nice and pretend that he's much better than we are, his new girlfriend isn't ugly, he's well hard, etc, he'll probably go away.

0r4ng3
03-31-2006, 06:10 PM
that was downright stupid. I've never known someone as detached & casual as he. you don't have the fuckest idea what you're talking about.
Surely, you are more detached than him. This I can assume.

the_offsprings_monkey
03-31-2006, 06:10 PM
Just so you guys know, I only like having the last word cause it pisses you all off so much, and no JAG, that wouldn't make me go away.

JohnnyNemesis
03-31-2006, 06:12 PM
Just so you guys know, I only like having the last word cause it pisses you all off so much, and no JAG, that wouldn't make me go away.

Actually, the "last word" thing doesn't really piss anyone off, I don't think. It's the constant lying...you know, claiming you don't care when you really, REALLY do.

0r4ng3
03-31-2006, 06:12 PM
what the fuck is your problem, guy? huh?
Oh, I thought you were being sarcastic about the "detached and casual" thing. I was going along with it.

the_offsprings_monkey
03-31-2006, 06:13 PM
Actually, the "last word" thing doesn't really piss anyone off, I don't think. It's the constant lying...you know, claiming you don't care when you really, REALLY do.
humm, *thinks*... *dies*

JohnnyNemesis
03-31-2006, 06:13 PM
You die whenever you think? That kind of explains a LOT.

Just a Girl
03-31-2006, 06:13 PM
he seems to me more like someone who pretends he's detached and casual because he doesn't want you to know that he wants you to be impressed by/fear him. lots of people are like this. they're the kind of people who ask how you are just so you have to ask them back and they can talk for hours about how wonderful their life is. this way it looks as though you asked, rather than they just told you. they know it's lame to want to be liked, but they just can't seem help it.

Just a Girl
03-31-2006, 06:15 PM
Just so you guys know, I only like having the last word cause it pisses you all off so much, and no JAG, that wouldn't make me go away.

i think you missed the point of my post. the point is you're too stupid to have the last word. how can you like having something you've never had? that's like if i said i like having a penis.

goddamn that would be fun for a day.

JohnnyNemesis
03-31-2006, 06:18 PM
goddamn that would be fun for a day.

An ex-girlfriend once told me that she would love to have a penis just so that she can jizz all over a girl's face. True story.

I treasured my penis more that day.

Just a Girl
03-31-2006, 06:20 PM
your ex-girlfriend sounds like she may have thought about having a penis a little bit too much :p hehehe

JohnnyNemesis
03-31-2006, 06:21 PM
Haha, nahhh, it's a natural question to arrive to so quickly. If I didn't have a penis, that would probably be one of the first things I'd wanna do if I ever got one!

Just a Girl
03-31-2006, 06:25 PM
the first thing i would do is some sort of funny dance which involves it swinging around a lot. girls don't have anything that swings very well. it'd be fun and i'd look ridiculous.

maybe i have also thought about it too much. but at least mine wasn't pure filth.

JohnnyNemesis
03-31-2006, 06:29 PM
Pfft, at least my ex-girlfriend's fantasy had a logical point: extreeeeeeme pleasure. You just wanna perform the "helicopter"!

Paint_It_Black
03-31-2006, 06:41 PM
I like him :eek:

Are you at least decently ashamed about it?

Andy
03-31-2006, 06:44 PM
Are you at least decently ashamed about it?
No. Ash is a good guy, you just need to give him a chance. And I mean a big chance.

JohnnyNemesis
03-31-2006, 06:46 PM
Nope, sorry. He's used all of those, and of all sizes, up. Repeatedly.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-31-2006, 06:48 PM
^ Agreed.

0r4ng3
03-31-2006, 06:49 PM
No. Ash is a good guy, you just need to give him a chance. And I mean a big chance.
You have some kind of inhuman level of patience for people. For serious.

Andy
03-31-2006, 06:49 PM
Hmm, in hindsight I think I know what you mean. In fact, we've had this discussiuon before and I became BBS enemy #1 for the evening. Although, I get on well with Ash, and will remain so for the forseeable future.

JohnnyNemesis
03-31-2006, 06:51 PM
So you want to shunt him off the board? coz holding the door is actually doing that... but if anybody's unhappy with his posts they can just ignore-list him. Noone, nothing impels us to CARE about anybody in here.

I don't understand this at all...

No one's asking him to leave or shunning him off the board, dear. It's just quite curious that he would even WANT to post someplace where he hates 95% of the people and 90% of the people hate him.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-31-2006, 06:51 PM
Noone, nothing impels us to CARE about anybody in here.

I don't understand this at all...

Out of interest, why are you adding yourself to this? Gotta crowbar yourself in there at any opportunity?

0r4ng3
03-31-2006, 06:54 PM
he didn't for me, if that cheers you up a bit.
It does, actually. Thank you.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-31-2006, 06:56 PM
What I mean is, why are you saying "WE won't be shunted off the boards"? Nobody mentioned you in this thread.

JohnnyNemesis
03-31-2006, 06:58 PM
You want to make it clear he's disliked

Not quite. That's a fact that needs no clarification. It's well-known. I just want to know why he would continue participating in a community that gives him so little in return, and I chose to do so in a way that lets him now that I wish to be honest with him and state quite clearly that I dislike him too.


but those who actually say "seconded" & "agreed" are just a fistful, & they're the usual clique

Those outside of the "clique" hate him too.


, so... *scratches nose* I just don't know, seems like you wish to pain him.

I don't *wish* to pain him, and as you know, I don't have the power to do such a thing anyway. But if he's pained, he needs it.

T-6005
03-31-2006, 07:01 PM
This argument is pointless. No offense to any of you - but it is. The question has been asked, and it's also been answered - I'm thiking that allowing it to degenerate into an argument that will clearly not lead to anyone changing any opinions is pointless.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-31-2006, 07:06 PM
Funny how you say that about Ash and not Justin.

TheUnholyNightbringer
03-31-2006, 07:07 PM
Makes no odds. What you said is as true of Justin as it is of Ash.

JohnnyNemesis
03-31-2006, 07:07 PM
He's not an idiot, he can see plainly he's not the pop-star of the board... still it will not, nor this thread will, deter him from posting if he so wishes. & you do know that. it just fans the flames...

that said I'm tired & my attention is flagging...

You misunderstood my post. I said that this wasn't a detterent to his posting (though, in all honesty, if it is, it's better for all of us and I'd love it). I wanted to know this right here:


I just want to know why he would continue participating in a community that gives him so little in return

And he answered.

JohnnyNemesis
03-31-2006, 07:08 PM
Justin is liked. A lot.

Justin is quite liked by a small group of people, but is easily the most hated person here by 90% of the BBS.

Andy
03-31-2006, 07:09 PM
Justin is the best creative writer on the BBS.

Sin Studly
03-31-2006, 07:36 PM
I get brought into online arguments here as a comparison more than Adolf Hitler does, for fucks sake. Stop it.