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Jack the Tripper
03-31-2006, 07:34 PM
I made a list of the top 50 worst songs ever. It's pretty accurate. I've been doing a lot of research on the internet and have been making a lot of polls. I read people's opinions on songs and came up with the top 50 worst songs ever. I didn't save the document, but I printed it out. I'm only posting the top 5 for now because it's all I can remember and I'm too lazy to acually go get the list.


5)MacArther Park
This song is in the top 10 on about half of the internet's worst song lists. No.1 on many of them. Aside from being very boring, this song also has lyrics that are so stupid, it's hard to believe the person who wrote it was sober at the time of writing it.

4)Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Goodbye
Yes, this is a real song. If you don't know why this song sucks... you might be a redneck

3)You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly
This song is a duet by Loretta Lyn and her husband. This just might have THE stupidest lyrics ever. The title of the song should probably be enough proof of that. This is a country song, gee what a suprise:rolleyes:

2)She Bangs (William Hung Version)
Ricky Martin got his brain sucked out, started smoking acid and wrote a song called "She Bangs". Ricky Martin's version wasn't bad enough to make the top 50 though. What it took was a queer chinese guy who sings worse than a broken vacuum and can't write his own songs to sky-rocket this song all the way to #2.

1)I Love Satan More Than My Mom
The title isn't even the worst part of this song. This pile of shit could not possibly sound any worse. I got a headache after hearing the first 11 seconds of it, and I'm sure no one else out there like it either. This is hardly even a song. It's mainly a bunch of yelling and weird annoying noises, which is also known as emo.


Tell me what you think of this list. I may post the whole top 50 sometime later.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-01-2006, 06:45 AM
So of all the songs in the world.. we have to choose from 5.

Wtf?

Jack the Tripper
04-01-2006, 07:01 AM
You can choose any song. I already made the list though.

Andy
04-01-2006, 09:17 AM
I like She Bangs.

She bangs, she bangs, oooh it's in the way she mooooves.

JohnnyNemesis
04-01-2006, 09:34 AM
This thread reeks of failure.

Worst songs ever though, and these are not to be disputed:

5-SR-71 - "Right Now"
4-Aerosmith - "Cryin'"
3-Ashlee Simpson - "Pieces of Me"
2-Fall Out Boy - "Sugar, We're Goin' Down"
1-Bowling For Soup - "1985"

Jack the Tripper
04-01-2006, 12:12 PM
This thread reeks of failure.

Worst songs ever though, and these are not to be disputed:

5-SR-71 - "Right Now"
4-Aerosmith - "Cryin'"
3-Ashlee Simpson - "Pieces of Me"
2-Fall Out Boy - "Sugar, We're Goin' Down"
1-Bowling For Soup - "1985"
Them are good songs. You suck.

JohnnyNemesis
04-01-2006, 12:16 PM
No, they're the 5 worst songs of all time. Cram it.

offspring fan
04-01-2006, 02:09 PM
3-Ashlee Simpson - "Pieces of Me"

worst. song. ever.

el_monkey
04-01-2006, 02:13 PM
I don't know any of them ( from the poll )

XYlophonetreeZ
04-01-2006, 04:06 PM
5) Green Day- Boulevard of Broken Dreams
4) Billy Ray Cyrus- Achy Breaky Heart
3) Enrique Iglesias- Hero
2) Dave Matthews Band- I Did It
1) Good Charlotte- Little Things

lolz IN MY OPINION! plz dun get mad cuz its just my opinion lol.

el_monkey
04-02-2006, 03:49 AM
the worst song ever is "durch den monsun" by tokio hotel , actually.

Andy
04-02-2006, 06:20 AM
4) Billy Ray Cyrus- Achy Breaky Heart

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

offspring fan
04-02-2006, 07:33 AM
5) Green Day- Boulevard of Broken Dreams


1) Good Charlotte- Little Things


i know i a litle igniton that are gonna be wery angry if he se that... :p

Jakebert
04-02-2006, 08:18 AM
Jesus Christ, you really can't spell, can you?

All About Eve
04-02-2006, 08:32 AM
This thread reeks of failure.

Worst songs ever though, and these are not to be disputed:

5-SR-71 - "Right Now"
4-Aerosmith - "Cryin'"
3-Ashlee Simpson - "Pieces of Me"
2-Fall Out Boy - "Sugar, We're Goin' Down"
1-Bowling For Soup - "1985"

No Oasis?

And I would like to add anything by The Fitness, The Unicorns, or The Dresden Dolls.

JohnnyNemesis
04-02-2006, 09:18 AM
No Oasis?

Nah. They have a disgracefull catalogue of music, but nothing that even stands out as particularly bad. Just trash trash trash.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's funny how you know how much I hate them. wink wink.

ruroken
04-02-2006, 10:13 AM
This thread reeks of failure.

Worst songs ever though, and these are not to be disputed:

5-SR-71 - "Right Now"
4-Aerosmith - "Cryin'"
3-Ashlee Simpson - "Pieces of Me"
2-Fall Out Boy - "Sugar, We're Goin' Down"
1-Bowling For Soup - "1985"
THANK YOU.

Hey Baisle posted one day AFTER my birthday. You bitch.

notoriousdoc
04-02-2006, 10:20 AM
Jesus Christ, you really can't spell, can you?
It is his second language. Give him a break, dumbass.

XYlophonetreeZ
04-02-2006, 10:25 AM
Actually, in my experience it's EASIER to spell in foreign languages because you learn them all in writing. Grammar, however, is an entirely different beast.

All About Eve
04-02-2006, 11:14 AM
Nah. They have a disgracefull catalogue of music, but nothing that even stands out as particularly bad. Just trash trash trash.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's funny how you know how much I hate them. wink wink.

Why's it funny? You made it blantantly obvious in your thread about your random thoughts and what not.

Drummerguy123
04-02-2006, 12:41 PM
2-Fall Out Boy - "Sugar, We're Goin' Down"

Wow. You definately win. :(

Kerr
04-02-2006, 01:18 PM
2-Fall Out Boy - "Sugar, We're Goin' Down"
1-Bowling For Soup - "1985"
Definately.

I actually kind of like the Aerosmith song but I dislike the other two, just not with as much of a passion.

My list (no order):
Pennywise - Fuck Authority
One True Voice - Sacred Trust (hahahahaha!!!)
That stupid "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" song - ugh!
Velvet Revolver - You Got No Right (I like some of their songs but this is worst of their worst, and their worst is sadly the majority of their music)
The Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song

That_Guy91
04-02-2006, 01:20 PM
Pennywise - Fuck Authority
I actually wouldn't mind that song if they changed every single word in it.

Kerr
04-02-2006, 01:23 PM
Though the tune was very mediocre like the rest of that album, I am with you there. It would have been much better if it wasn't for those really stupid lyrics. I even saw someone on this BBS with the lyrics in the chorus in their sig. Oh dear...

regarding my list, or anyone's, there are many more bad songs I would add, even covers (but I guess covers are too easy to pick on). And some Weird Al songs. Those were just the most despisable ones though.

XYlophonetreeZ
04-02-2006, 01:28 PM
Wow. You definately win. :(
I actually think "Sugar, We're Going Down" is the least shitty song on his list. But it still definitely qualifies as shitty.


By the way, Jack the Tripper's an idiot, but I still went ahead and voted for MacArthur Park. I've seen lots of other people count that as one of the all-time worst songs and Jack basically just took it from them, but it really is a god-awful song.

JohnnyNemesis
04-02-2006, 03:17 PM
I appreciate the love/winnage, folks.

Why's it funny? You made it blantantly obvious in your thread about your random thoughts and what not.


lolz, now the funniness has transferred to your defensive tone!

coke_a_holic
04-02-2006, 03:24 PM
The worst song of all time is definitely any song by Underoath/bands similar to Underoath. Thanks for the aural bleeding, bastards.

Jebus
04-02-2006, 03:47 PM
The top 5 worst songs are in Francesco Fareri's solo album. God, I've never heard so much useless wank (http://media.putfile.com/Francesco-Fareri---Reflection) in my life. I mean, atleast I could hear some sort of musical value in most crappy bands but I can't find any in Francesco's music.

Jakebert
04-02-2006, 05:57 PM
"Fuck Authority" musically is one of the better songs on Land of the Free?, but lyrically, it's one of the dumbest songs I've ever heard.

Jack the Tripper
04-03-2006, 08:08 PM
I oughtta post the top 50 sometime. I don't have enough time tonight, but I'll give you a preview.

Popular songs that'll piss people off, such as My Humps and Candy Shop, will be at the top of the list because they are so bad but are quite popular. Songs that are hated by some and loved by others, such as We Built This City and Macarena, will be toward the middle of the list where stupid people will complain about their favorite songs being on the list. Near the top 10 is where most of the bad country songs, such as Achy Breaky Heart and Are You Drinkin' With Me Jesus are. The top 10 of course will include songs that are either well known and hated the majority or barely known and too crappy to be popular. Some songs you can expect to find are rap songs like Vanilla Ice's F*** Me, loud, annoying songs like Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter and Kim, and many more songs that some may think are good, but sane people agree should be in the list. Stay tuned to see the full top 50 worst songs ever list.

All About Eve
04-03-2006, 09:58 PM
Do Yngwie's creations count as songs?

Jebus
04-03-2006, 10:37 PM
now that you mention it, the Francesco songs don't count either.

neocon58
04-04-2006, 12:03 AM
The top 5 worst songs are in Francesco Fareri's solo album. God, I've never heard so much useless wank (http://media.putfile.com/Francesco-Fareri---Reflection) in my life. I mean, atleast I could hear some sort of musical value in most crappy bands but I can't find any in Francesco's music.

What the fuck is this?

Yngvie gets a big wtf too.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-04-2006, 08:34 AM
5. My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
4. Smash - The Offspring (I'm gonna get some flack for that, ain't I)
3. Anything by Good Charlotte. Literally
2. Fuck Authority - Pennywise
1. Angel Eyes - both versions

XYlophonetreeZ
04-04-2006, 01:08 PM
4. Smash - The Offspring (I'm gonna get some flack for that, ain't I)
I shudder at the thought of how I might have responded to this back in my Nasty Little Man days.



Come on, I can't be the only one that thinks "Hero" by Enrique Iglesias is one of the five worst songs ever!

Demon_of_Debauchery
04-04-2006, 01:18 PM
The worst 5 songs ever are:

1. Don't Cha - Pussycat Dolls
2. My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
3. Year 3000 - Busted
4. I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Arse - Blink 182
5. When Your In Prison - The Offspring

blackballs
04-04-2006, 02:26 PM
1. Panic at the Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies
2. FallOut Boy - Sugar Were Goin' Down/ A Little Less Sixteen Candles...
3. Hawthorne Heights - Ohio Is For Lovers
4. Good Charlotte - Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous
5. James Blunt - You're Beautiful

And some others that didn't make my list, but I still hate:

She Wasn't Revenge - I Wanna Break You
Vanilla Ice - Ice, Ice Baby
* Any song songs that is categorized as emo, screamo, or country, because I don't wanna here about cutting yourself or having sex with your cousin.

That_Guy91
04-04-2006, 02:50 PM
4. Smash - The Offspring (I'm gonna get some flack for that, ain't I)
Just out of curiosity, why this song?

XYlophonetreeZ
04-04-2006, 03:30 PM
The lyrics maybe? Hard to argue with that. Although musically, I think the 'spring have many, many worse.

JohnnyNemesis
04-04-2006, 03:32 PM
Smash's lyrics are just fine.

0r4ng3
04-04-2006, 03:34 PM
I can see why people don't like Fuck Authority, but I think it's not that bad.

You see, I'm part retard.

That could be why I consider Da Hui one of the better Splinter songs.

All About Eve
04-04-2006, 03:56 PM
Drops of Jupiter, by Train.

0r4ng3
04-04-2006, 03:57 PM
That song made me stab my radio. Again.

XYlophonetreeZ
04-04-2006, 04:04 PM
Drops of Jupiter, by Train.
<3333333333!

I forgot all about Train! That "Meet Virginia" shit is horrible too. I don't understand how that band is able to take themselves seriously.

All About Eve
04-04-2006, 04:06 PM
There are a few John Mayer songs that should be here, but I forgot their names.

Edit: They were Hey Georgia and Your Body is a Wonderland. Also, Butterfly by Crazytown.

JohnnyNemesis
04-04-2006, 04:21 PM
Your Body is a Wonderland

I think you mean "ya bahhh te izh awunnerlahn", cause that's how he sings it in the song.

*shudder*

offspring fan
04-04-2006, 04:26 PM
There are a few John Mayer songs that should be here, but I forgot their names.

Edit: They were Hey Georgia and Your Body is a Wonderland. Also, Butterfly by Crazytown.
come my lady, come come my lady. your my butterfly, shugar baby.
damn! you made me sing that song.

All About Eve
04-04-2006, 04:41 PM
I think you mean "ya bahhh te izh awunnerlahn", cause that's how he sings it in the song.

*shudder*

I go by the actual title.*

*Since You've Been Gone by KC doesn't apply.

OddOneOut_Bassist
04-04-2006, 05:26 PM
2-Fall Out Boy - "Sugar, We're Goin' Down"

y dont you like fall out boy... well they're not bad

All About Eve
04-04-2006, 05:47 PM
y dont you like fall out boy... well they're not bad

It's a scientifically proven fact that they suck.

Jack the Tripper
04-04-2006, 06:28 PM
5. My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
4. Smash - The Offspring (I'm gonna get some flack for that, ain't I)
3. Anything by Good Charlotte. Literally
2. Fuck Authority - Pennywise
1. Angel Eyes - both versions
That's acually not a bad list. But suprisingly, there a many worse songs.
I tried to put an Offspring song on the list, but it didn't fit into a list of only 50 songs.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-04-2006, 06:45 PM
Smash's lyrics are just fine.

Disagreed. The lyrics are absolutely awful in a fundamental sense.

coke_a_holic
04-04-2006, 07:13 PM
Use of the term "trendy asshole" basically makes it a bullshit song. The rest of the song set it up, trendy asshole formed its status.

0r4ng3
04-04-2006, 07:14 PM
Another thing I noticed: If these are lists for "worst songs", I don't think it should be "Top" 5 Worst Songs.

- -Lauren- -
04-05-2006, 01:45 PM
Worst songs?

Anything by Ashlee Simpson, Coldplay, or Dave Matthews Band.
Coldplay is good though on occasion. For SLEEPING.

coke_a_holic
04-05-2006, 01:55 PM
Another thing I noticed: If these are lists for "worst songs", I don't think it should be "Top" 5 Worst Songs.
Yeah, but Bottom 5 sounds weird.

All About Eve
04-05-2006, 07:43 PM
DMB definitely gets a mention (^^^), but I don't mind them as much as I used to because of how much I hear them.

Jack the Tripper
04-06-2006, 05:46 PM
50 Worst Songs Ever

50)Falco Rock Me Amadeus

49)The Beatles Obladi-Oblada

48)Billy Ray Cyrus Achy Breaky Heart

47)Meatloaf I'd Do Anything For Love, But I Won't Do That

46)Spice Girls Wannabe

45)Starship We Built This City

44)John Mayer Your Body Is A Wonderland

43)Color Me Badd I Wanna Sex U Up

42)R. Kelly U Saved Me

41)Various Artists Spongebob Squarepants Theme Song

40)Iron Maden Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter

39)Rodney Dangerfield Rappin' Rodney (No Respect)

38)Vanilla Ice I Love You

37)Donnie & Freinds That's What Freinds Are For

36)Black Eyed Peas Let's Get Retarded

35)Aaron Carter The Clapping Song

34)Geroge Thorrogood If You Don't Start Drinkin I'm Gonna Leave

33)Hanson Mmmbop

32)Vanilla Ice Fuck Me

31)Mojo Nixon Are You Drinkin' With Me Jesus?

?30)Sisquo Rico Suave

29)Khia My Neck, My Back

28)Mr. Blobby Mr. Blobby

?27)Shaq Boom Shak-Laka

26)Various Artists The Birdie Song

25)Lil' Kim How Many Licks?

24)Vanilla Ice Ice Ice Baby

23)Black Eyed Peas My Humps

22)The Cheeky Girls The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)

21)50 Cent Candy Shop

20)Richard Freidman Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed

19)Olivia Newton-John Physical

18)Adam Sandler The Longest Pee

17)Black Eyed Peas Fuck Me Properly

16)Milli Vanilli Blame It On The Rain

15)Aaron Carter Mom & Dad

14)Telletubbies Telletubbies Say Eh Oh

13)Ron Jeremy Freak Of The Week

12)Tommy Lee Get Naked

11)Eminem Kim

10)Barbara And The Boys Hooty Sapperticker

9)Los Del Rio Macarena

8)Barney & Freinds I Love You

7)Bob Rivers Oops I Farted Again

6)Eric Cartman from South Park My Fart Will Go On

5)Leretta Lyn You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly

4)Don Bruns Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Goodbye

3)Richard Harris MacArther Park

2)Unkown Artist I Love Satan More Than My Mom

1)William Hung She Bangs

momo1tx
04-06-2006, 05:58 PM
Smash's lyrics are just fine.

The lyrics make it one of the few Offspring songs I dislike, it basically has a "fuck you" meaning to it, but in the least well-worded way. Particularly lines like "don't give a fuck if it's good enough for you", "I'm not a trendy asshole", etc. Musically I think it's okay, I personally dislike the generic message of the words.