PDA

View Full Version : General Offspring Discussion link of the day/week/whatever.



JohnnyNemesis
03-31-2006, 11:58 PM
Sorry, Dr. Treez, but this shit was just too good to pass up:

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22720

Unfuckingbelievable.

Nicole
04-01-2006, 12:07 AM
Oh geez.

The reply was even worse than the original post.

Endymion
04-01-2006, 01:18 AM
me gusta mucho.

All About Eve
04-01-2006, 01:28 AM
No way.

No. Fucking. Way. People. Like. This. Exist.

*stomps away angrily*

NO FUCKING WAY.

I refuse to aknowledge the fact that I share the same species, genus, family, and even order as them.

T-6005
04-01-2006, 01:46 AM
Posts 6 and 7 make this thread worthwhile.

Vera
04-01-2006, 02:25 AM
I belong to a group of dirty Offspring-lovers, because I laughed out loud at that and thought "Oh my god, I never thought of that!".

...How embarrassing.

wheelchairman
04-01-2006, 03:56 AM
Vera, I hope that's an april fool's joke.

Vera
04-01-2006, 04:12 AM
Being engaged to Dush does this to me. :(

XYlophonetreeZ
04-01-2006, 05:51 AM
No worries. I approve.

offspring_freak 3 or whatever (who somehow has lmore than 5,000 posts or something and I've still NEVER HEARD OF HIM) had the best reply. "Um duh lol i noticed that way back in 2004 :p !"

the_GoDdEsS
04-01-2006, 06:28 AM
That is just so lame it's not even funny. The Dexter poem and religious messages in lyrics still win over there.

Vera
04-01-2006, 06:47 AM
I don't think anything can top the Dexter poem. Is she still posting, I wonder.

the_GoDdEsS
04-01-2006, 06:53 AM
Classic. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18785) And I don't think so. Her last activity was some time in December. Oh well, maybe she'll be back.

All About Eve
04-01-2006, 08:29 AM
Hopefully she's working on her next epic.

JohnnyNemesis
04-03-2006, 11:03 PM
*bump * (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?p=779390#post779390)

All About Eve
04-03-2006, 11:08 PM
Is there a union of these guys, that they send a few retard out every now and then to conquer certain boards? I'm imagining the first episode of Invader Zim as I type this.

Little_Miss_1565
04-03-2006, 11:41 PM
aw, c'mon, GOD really isn't that bad...

Vera
04-04-2006, 02:33 AM
GOD is not that bad, yeah. Sometimes it really takes a while to find these idiot gems.


if you dont have any thing positive to say then dont talk
If some of us followed this guideline, we'd all have 15-20 posts.


its just because your mentaly blind our a moron

WTF is mentally blind?

Regarding the topic, I believe Greg is the original pimpster.

.:SMASH:.
04-04-2006, 02:36 AM
yer, this was a pretty gay thread. i read it and didn't reply. the only thing going through my mind was: kill. your. self.

Andy
04-04-2006, 02:37 AM
I couldn't read that poem. Too cringeworthy.

Poor girl, poor girl.

Vera
04-04-2006, 02:49 AM
I couldn't read that poem. Too cringeworthy.

Poor girl, poor girl.
But it was funny!

Andy
04-04-2006, 02:52 AM
I read it, and oh my god. Oh. My. God.



Consider her emailed with a request for a new poem.

Andy
04-06-2006, 03:43 AM
Much bumpage with this http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22851

Vera
04-06-2006, 03:49 AM
Meh, that was okay.

Not as fucked up as Telekinesis trying to argue Noodles is gay with PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE.

Andy
04-06-2006, 03:56 AM
Yeah, it's been a pretty slow week in G.O.D thus far, unfortunately.

Any links about for the photographic evidence thread?

Vera
04-06-2006, 04:15 AM
You should just look through her threads, man, that girl is insane. And when the admin deleted her topic with the evidence, she's all


Noodles is a wanker, he deleted me bloody thread! He's gonna pay that son of a bitch

She hates Noodles because he made a JOKE on some DVD, "A cigarette never killed anyone" and she just fucking flipped her shit. Okay, she's 13 but she like, viciously hates him and everything.

I remember the original thread and how Noodles posted in it, or was that some other thread? I don't know, I can't even remember what he posted in it.


I reckon I hate noodles again. He is just so fucked up! He has the mental capacity of a 15 year old. He is rude,mean and um.... *searching for word* GAY!

Hmm, mental capacity of a 15 year, you say?

ninthlayer
04-06-2006, 04:20 AM
And it feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels!
And it feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels like!

Vera
04-06-2006, 04:53 AM
Fuck you, now that song is stuck in my head.

ninthlayer
04-06-2006, 04:57 AM
That's the only part that I remember offhand.

Endymion
04-06-2006, 09:08 AM
heaven is so far away :(

JohnnyNemesis
04-06-2006, 09:11 AM
*reaches to the sky; calls out your name*

Vera
04-06-2006, 09:16 AM
Black roses and Hail Marys...*



* Fun fact: as a 13 yr old I used to think Hail Maries and Bloody Maries were the same thing so when I listened to Gone Away I thought Dexter meant alcohol. :(

Little_Miss_1565
04-06-2006, 09:18 AM
Oh shit, that's amazing, Vera. Now what can I put in my Bloody Marys to be able to call them Hail Marys in your honor?

Sin Studly
04-06-2006, 09:20 AM
Communion wine?

Little_Miss_1565
04-06-2006, 09:20 AM
Vodka and wine don't mix, especially wine and tomato juice, pepper, tons of horseradish, and hot sauce.

Vera
04-06-2006, 09:21 AM
Oh shit, that's amazing, Vera. Now what can I put in my Bloody Marys to be able to call them Hail Marys in your honor?
Blessings from the Pope?

Little_Miss_1565
04-06-2006, 09:21 AM
I LOVE IT. Now where can I get some of those saint medallions...I'll put them in the bottom!

0r4ng3
04-06-2006, 03:24 PM
Wait, Hail Marys isn't alcohol? Who decided that?

* and if I could trade, I would* :(

Endymion
04-06-2006, 09:29 PM
/me is stung now

Vera
04-07-2006, 01:45 AM
I thought the lyric went "I sing this song" or something like that?

Shit, we've become GOD, guys. :/

Little_Miss_1565
04-07-2006, 01:29 PM
I just ordered some Catholic saint medals. Hail Marys, here I come!

Vera
04-07-2006, 02:02 PM
Maybe Hail Mary could be a stronger version of Bloody Mary. You know, so that next morning you'll be praying to make the hangover go away.

JohnnyNemesis
08-04-2006, 10:06 AM
Oh, you better believe I'm bumpin' this shit. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25217)

T-6005
08-04-2006, 10:10 AM
I half-expect the guy he saw to make the same thread.

Vera
08-04-2006, 01:54 PM
"Dude connection!!11"

I get an odd desire to discuss Offspring (read: show off my l33t fannism and go, "Ignition is such an under-appreciated record of theirs, and yet probably their best") if I spot some Offspring cd in a friend's collection or on their computer or whatever. I don't really get why that is, though I suppose it happens with everything I used to be really into and am not so into anymore.

All About Eve
08-04-2006, 04:59 PM
The thing that most people missed, is that our user is cleary much more punx, because he was listening to Bad Habit, where this other loser was listening to The Noose.

H1T_That
08-04-2006, 05:06 PM
Oh, you better believe I'm bumpin' this shit. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25217)

Oh for fucks sake.

Harnum
08-04-2006, 05:57 PM
Anyone want to hear another?

No.
Perfect way to end a thread. 100 Points!

XYlophonetreeZ
08-11-2006, 02:06 PM
Bizzump. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25320)

That was the punxest thing I have ever seen.

killer_queen
08-11-2006, 02:19 PM
Aww, it's so cute. Especially this

Hey Offspring, "What in the world happened to you?"
You've become that which you proclaimed not to be...
You've become Trendy Assholes....

0r4ng3
08-11-2006, 02:24 PM
What surprises me is the way it's said. No spelling errors, near perfect grammar, no smileys. I'm just saying, that's quite odd.

Vera
08-11-2006, 02:31 PM
Smash is one of those songs that really needs not to be taken so fucking literally with the trendy asshole bullshit.

0r4ng3
08-11-2006, 02:31 PM
I agree. Same goes for Cool To Hate and Bad Habit. Oh, and Burn it Up.

HeadAroundU
08-11-2006, 02:45 PM
What surprises me is the way it's said. No spelling errors, near perfect grammar, no smileys. I'm just saying, that's quite odd.
yup and I wonder how old he is. I bet he is 30.

Vera
08-11-2006, 02:47 PM
I mean, the message basically is, "All you angsty teenagers, just be yourselves and don't feel bad that people at school bully you for having dirty hair and uncool clothes and listening to weird music that doesn't play on MTV. It's okay. Just do your own thing, it'll be fine and in the mean time tell the world to go fuck itself."

Everyone needs those transitional periods in life when growing up and learning to get to know themselves and I think it's an important message there, and the lyrics bring it out in a way that any audience will understand. But it's not some fucking war declaration on "trendy assholes" and every time it's quoted as such, it's too hilarious. The lyrics also say "I don't slag no one, I don't even judge." but what does everyone who quotes this song's chorus do?

They slag, they judge. It's a message of tolerance - do your own thing, let others do theirs. Which is why you should NEVER quote that song when slagging off The Offspring. They do what they want, do what they feel like and probably quite frankly, "don't give a fuck, if it's good enough for you".

no_way
08-11-2006, 03:05 PM
Oh, you better believe I'm bumpin' this shit. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25217)Ha yeah, classic (http://myspace.com/dtoxrockers)

no_way
08-11-2006, 03:08 PM
Okay it was too hard to decide for only one so I'll post the whole thing: Help yourselves with your personal favourite

http://www.offspring.com/forums/search.php?searchid=784740

Vera
08-11-2006, 03:17 PM
Sorry, but no, stop trying.

sara_rock_soul had two topics in GOD and neither of them were particularly idiotic in gem-like magnificence or funny in an embarrassing sort of way (ala Dexter poem).

In other words, who the fuck cares. Her leaving topic was mildly amusing, mostly just for the WTFness.

ninthlayer
08-11-2006, 05:58 PM
Stop trying indeed.

no_way bums me the fuck out, because I'd like to think that people like her don't exist.

JoY
08-11-2006, 08:30 PM
I'm so amusing myself with this topic. *wide grin*

either way, a must-point-out, even though you've already seen it:

Kill Boy Power Head

omfg dude im 13 whats ur problem to point out something like that it shows how insucre and selfobsorbed u are so if you dont have any thing positive to say then dont talk

I have no idea why "selfobsorbed" made me laugh so loudly. maybe it was the mental image it gave me, that involved a spaceship. I have no idea where that came from.

JohnnyNemesis
08-12-2006, 09:13 AM
I am alive, I am alive, I am alive.

Vera
08-12-2006, 10:52 AM
It's "I'm alive", n00b. Stick to learning Pretty Fly lyrix, you stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfucker!!1 :mad: :mad:

0r4ng3
08-12-2006, 10:55 AM
its kool 2 hate :mad: :D

JohnnyNemesis
08-12-2006, 10:57 AM
dont like nothin?

i like that fine!

0r4ng3
08-12-2006, 10:59 AM
i even h8 u 2 so fuck u :rolleyes: :confused: :D

HeadAroundU
09-11-2006, 09:54 AM
Smells like contest...
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25898

...smells like fun. And hell, I'm not gonna record TKAA. Let's hear some talents.

Amazed
09-11-2006, 10:59 AM
I mean, the message basically is, "All you angsty teenagers, just be yourselves and don't feel bad that people at school bully you for having dirty hair and uncool clothes and listening to weird music that doesn't play on MTV. It's okay. Just do your own thing, it'll be fine and in the mean time tell the world to go fuck itself."

Everyone needs those transitional periods in life when growing up and learning to get to know themselves and I think it's an important message there, and the lyrics bring it out in a way that any audience will understand. But it's not some fucking war declaration on "trendy assholes" and every time it's quoted as such, it's too hilarious. The lyrics also say "I don't slag no one, I don't even judge." but what does everyone who quotes this song's chorus do?

They slag, they judge. It's a message of tolerance - do your own thing, let others do theirs. Which is why you should NEVER quote that song when slagging off The Offspring. They do what they want, do what they feel like and probably quite frankly, "don't give a fuck, if it's good enough for you".

100% true. If it was a shorter post I would have put it in my signature, but then of course it wouldn't be as brilliant as it is now.

Vera
09-11-2006, 03:08 PM
Thanks for the appreciation. I was waiting for people to pick up on that post, seeing as it's one of the rare times I've made a post about the Offspring in recent times.

All About Eve
09-11-2006, 04:59 PM
Too bad half of them can't understand it. Very well written, though.

Vera
09-12-2006, 01:19 AM
Now I hope Dexter doesn't come in here and pwn me by telling me that's so not what he meant with the lyrics. :(

JohnnyNemesis
09-12-2006, 01:26 AM
Yeah, that would really suck :(

ps. That is so not what Dexter meant with his lyrics.

All About Eve
09-12-2006, 03:27 AM
The Rick is true. By saying, "I don't slag, I don't even judge" and "I'm not a trendy asshole... don't give a fuck, if it's good enough for you", Dexter is actually trying to get across the point that, if you don't listen to The Offspring or other punk, you're stupid.

Vera
09-12-2006, 09:02 AM
Shut up, Dexter talks to me, I know how he feels. Last time he told me he "wants me bad".

JohnnyNemesis
09-12-2006, 09:13 AM
Yeah. He wants you to BE bad, he doesn't want you bad!

Little_Miss_1565
09-12-2006, 09:25 AM
Both Vera and Johnny--very astute observations. Thanks so much for writing that in GOD, Vera.

Vera
09-12-2006, 10:05 AM
I actually didn't post it in the thread, just in this one. I didn't share my wisdom with the GOD masses. Shame on me.

Amazed
09-12-2006, 10:32 AM
Btw, Vera, I uploaded Come Out And Play live at San Francisco '94 at savefile.com. :)

0r4ng3
09-16-2006, 10:42 PM
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25917

Comedy gold? You decide, I'm not too good at picking out threads.

Nineteen Seventy Nine
09-16-2006, 10:59 PM
I always want to jump in and say something in threads like these, but it is much more amusing the way some of these members state their opinions than what I have to say. I vote for a GOD debate team. Manic Subsidal Boy arguing against: Killboy. Topic? Dookie being a better album than Ixnay.

Llamas
09-16-2006, 11:05 PM
we should DEFINITELY start a thread over here where every week we come up with one of those, and then someone makes a thread on GOD. it would go so many places. ;)

JohnnyNemesis
01-04-2007, 03:48 PM
Bumpalicious. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?p=948582#post948582)


every site ive been on had something like this on the main page but the offspring decide to screw there fans! why? do you not have time for the people who buy your albums and support your career? or should we all take that plane off you(dexter) that im sure we helped pay for?

BAH HUMBUG :mad:

Discuss.

Harnum
01-04-2007, 03:49 PM
Heh, he's so powerful in his choice of words. Makes me tear a bit =[ I bet that really got through to Dexter. Right in the heart ='[ *BAH HUMBUG* (www.myspace.com/dtoxrockers)

0r4ng3
01-04-2007, 04:57 PM
Do you think his band at www.myspace.com/dtoxrockers put up a Christmas greeting on their site, known as www.myspace.com/dtoxrockers?

Y'know, because they're www.myspace.com/dtoxrockers.

PS - www.myspace.com/dtoxrockers

Harnum
01-04-2007, 05:04 PM
They really should. All of us Dexter look-alike fans will cry if they don't... =[

P.S - Jesse, nice site for you to check out! www.myspace.com/dtoxrockers

Little_Miss_1565
01-04-2007, 10:53 PM
Oh, so much hate. H8 @ u Ricky.

JohnnyNemesis
01-04-2007, 10:57 PM
I knew I'd get the Sarahh8 once I bumped this. But c'mon, girl. C'mawwwwwwwwn!

Deep down inside in places you've forgotten about, you <3 me, so I'll have to cherish that while I go all "lulz" over offspringer24's personal reaction to The Offspring not wishing him Happy Holidays.

Little_Miss_1565
01-04-2007, 11:10 PM
I think what I hate most of all is that everyone else gets to laugh hard and long at shit like this and I have to, to some degree, take it seriously.

Vera
01-05-2007, 04:41 AM
Talk about maltreatment of fans. OR supporting the War On Christmas. Damn you, Offspring!!

Jakebert
01-05-2007, 05:02 AM
Talk about maltreatment of fans. OR supporting the War On Christmas. Damn you, Offspring!!

Great, Bill 'O Reilly's going to boycott the Offspring now.

killer_queen
01-05-2007, 05:06 AM
Actually the guy has a point. I know it's pathetic to expect something like this and get disappointed but when you are one of those diehard fans it's not too much to ask for a "merry christmas". And if you don't believe that he's a diehard fan check out his band at myspacedtoxrockersblahblah.

Anyway, this board is for Offspring fans after all and that thread is not weird or funny. Just pathetic. We got much more pathetic creatures in General Chat. I personally think every post by lodat, tom, etc is worse than it.

HeadAroundU
09-14-2007, 05:32 PM
What a terrible & funny cover. 2:30 - 2:45 <3 I lol'd.
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30297

The Offspring - Hammerhead (live)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bry4BbE7yIE

Vera
02-29-2008, 12:22 AM
Dexter aspires to be a Finn: http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1084888

It's probably untrue but amuses me greatly all the same.

XYlophonetreeZ
03-01-2008, 02:22 AM
Phuck. Yes. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1085226#post1085226)

HeadAroundU
03-01-2008, 02:36 AM
The Offspring Music Beyond Enternal !
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31569
:D

IamSam
03-01-2008, 02:54 AM
The Offspring Music Beyond Enternal !
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31569
:D

Exhibit A of how technology is killing young people.

Cock Joke
03-01-2008, 06:48 AM
Not the thread itself but what everyone seems to keep on repeating. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1085332&posted=1#post1085332)

Zee
03-01-2008, 08:39 PM
Dexter aspires to be a Finn: http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1084888

It's probably untrue but amuses me greatly all the same.

Hehe we'll see. All I know is that last time when they were in Helsinki they were taken at a sauna first and they liked it (due to an interview).

Conspiracyof1000
03-02-2008, 07:24 PM
Not the thread itself but what everyone seems to keep on repeating. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1085332&posted=1#post1085332)

That is the best thread I've been on since I got here. :D I love it.

GreenTerror
03-07-2008, 01:41 AM
I seems to be diarrhea after all. (http://offspring.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1081378&postcount=53)

iPunk247
03-07-2008, 01:44 AM
The Offspring Music Beyond Enternal !
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31569
:D

no way. (10 characters)

iPunk247
03-07-2008, 01:46 AM
Exhibit A of how technology is killing young people.

Exhibit B :eek: FUCK YOU

IamSam
03-07-2008, 02:00 AM
Exhibit B :eek: FUCK YOU

Wow. And in this moment you have completely proven yourself to actually be a....idiot. I...love this moment. In fact I love this moment so much that I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of little moments.

Harnum
03-07-2008, 08:53 PM
Pot, Kettle, Black, etc.

Just stop...

Conspiracyof1000
03-07-2008, 10:31 PM
I seems to be diarrhea after all. (http://offspring.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1081378&postcount=53)

That was...interesting...

iPunk247
03-08-2008, 06:22 PM
Wow. And in this moment you have completely proven yourself to actually be a....idiot. I...love this moment. In fact I love this moment so much that I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one and raise a family of little moments.

Thank You. Yes i am an Idiot / Moron and among other losers names. No way!

GreenTerror
03-08-2008, 07:33 PM
Oh my God...

Antonioffspring
10-20-2011, 05:33 AM
[QUOTE=yellow;1443714] .....

And as for the Offspring. Last week one of my bosses sat me down to talk about what i am doing to help myself. My bosss had concerns. I was told a list of all of the terrible things they have done. My bosss is not an offspring fan, and needed to know my love for the Offspring would not be an issue. After hearing alll that was said, I was disturbed that this group of guys who i thought were great, turned out to be not so great. I left that meeting very disturbed.....

personal_loans_1
10-20-2011, 09:12 AM
So do you know finally what's going on? What terrible things and who they are? I stopped reading that thread after that post.
I have been never so unable to understand something before. ;/