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wheelchairman
04-01-2006, 10:18 AM
Tizz believes that this is something everyone knows.

I disagree.

So this is a poll, do you or do you not know how many calories are in cum?

DO NOT ANSWER THE QUESTION.

Sinister
04-01-2006, 10:23 AM
fuck, misread as "gum".

Cejus
04-01-2006, 10:25 AM
So you know how many calories are in 'gum'? :confused:

JohnnyNemesis
04-01-2006, 10:30 AM
Not anymore, but I did know at a time because I read it in a health magazine. So the answer, I guess, is "no", though I used to know.

T-6005
04-01-2006, 10:34 AM
I've no idea, thought I've heard ballpark estimates.

JohnnyNemesis
04-01-2006, 10:50 AM
My sorta gf works as an educator/workshop coordinator for Planned Parenthood. She told me that cum shoots out at 28mph. No shit!

And even faster when you're dealin' with me! HEYYO!

Tizzalicious
04-01-2006, 10:50 AM
I heard it shoots out really fast too. Crazy.

Endymion
04-01-2006, 10:57 AM
no, but if you hum a few bars...

el_monkey
04-01-2006, 01:30 PM
... do you want to eat/swallow it?

JohnnyNemesis
04-01-2006, 01:31 PM
... do you want to eat/swallow it?

...do you know how to read the first post in a thread?

el_monkey
04-01-2006, 01:35 PM
this was not a question related to the facts that caused wcm to start this thread

JohnnyNemesis
04-01-2006, 01:38 PM
Oh, you were just curious as to who wants to swallow cum or not?

Fair enough.

Linda
04-01-2006, 03:41 PM
http://www.dontspitswallow.com/cum_nutrition.shtml

HeadAroundU
04-01-2006, 03:52 PM
DO NOT ANSWER THE QUESTION. :p

Linda
04-01-2006, 03:59 PM
*big Grin*

Grrrrrrrrr

.. ;) ..

ruroken
04-01-2006, 04:13 PM
FUCK no. Why would I know/care?

HeadAroundU
04-01-2006, 04:20 PM
Because of your girlfriend? just for fun?

Nicole
04-01-2006, 06:18 PM
This topic is doing horrible things to my brain, such as making me wonder how could you know if the amount isn't regulated?

Evil.

0r4ng3
04-01-2006, 06:19 PM
Ha, HAU voted yes. I'm guessing he knows like how I know every single nutritional fact about Sunkist.

JohnnyNemesis
04-01-2006, 07:10 PM
FUCK no. Why would I know/care?

Because it's normal to learn about what one's own body can produce?

Human
04-01-2006, 07:18 PM
I never really cared, nor should I have, but now I'm curious. so, how many?

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-01-2006, 07:33 PM
You're far too young to be hearing about this.

Human
04-01-2006, 07:34 PM
agreed, but sooner or later I will.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-01-2006, 07:40 PM
I'd totally be comfortable with "later".

Sunny
04-01-2006, 07:42 PM
nope. i don't monitor my calorie intake that carefully.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-01-2006, 07:44 PM
That's a point..

WCM, is this "per serving"?

EDIT: I just realised my awesome joke.

Human
04-01-2006, 07:46 PM
so now, what would be per serving? also, what would a "serving" be. also, calories can't go up in the digestive sytem, only down, then again, if you eat it, that's a whole nother story, but I dopn't believe anybody would do that.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-01-2006, 07:47 PM
WAY too uncomfortable with you posting in this thread.

Human
04-01-2006, 07:48 PM
curiousity killed the cat

All About Eve
04-01-2006, 07:57 PM
Dave, if it helps any, I knew about all of this stuff when I was 12, it was just like "omg! CUM! lmao!" back then. If anything this will make her less like an immature retard, assuming she handles it the right way, which I will give her that she is.

Human
04-01-2006, 07:58 PM
um, thankyou?

coke_a_holic
04-01-2006, 07:59 PM
Alex, she's 10. The same age as my brother, who has not yet gone through sex-ed. Yeah, Leah, I agree with Dave on the age issue here. Ask your teacher during sex-ed, I think that would be a little more appropriate than having us tell you. I don't know why hearing it from someone else would change anything, but it really would in my mind.

Human
04-01-2006, 08:01 PM
I'm actually 11. also, asking an adult in person would be like asking your parens "how many times have you had sex over the past 2 weeks? What are those sounds I hear coming from your bedroom?" it just wouldn't work.

All About Eve
04-01-2006, 08:02 PM
Oh she's ten? I thought she was twelve. Yeah, my sister just got through sex-ed and she's 11. That changes things.

Conspiracy of One
04-01-2006, 08:02 PM
You're on the internet, Leah. Think about it.

Human
04-01-2006, 08:02 PM
*ahem* ^^^^ my last post

Human
04-01-2006, 08:03 PM
You're on the internet, Leah. Think about it.

think about what? easier asking here than parents or at school.

coke_a_holic
04-01-2006, 08:03 PM
Sorry, my mistake regarding the age. I sometimes forget that time passes. But yeah, even still, if you want to know, just google it, but I don't think anyone here would be comfortable giving such information to such an untainted mind. *ruffles hair*

Tired_Of_You
04-01-2006, 08:03 PM
I remember a magazine that had an article about that and written on the cover was something about gaining weight and eating cum. What the hell, unless someone drinks a 2l, I doubt it should be something to worry about.

Human
04-01-2006, 08:03 PM
hello??? what about search history on the computer???

Conspiracy of One
04-01-2006, 08:03 PM
Well, you're still going no where, fast. It'd actually be easier to ask google, seems that what you search on that doesn't show up in your history.

Human
04-01-2006, 08:04 PM
search history

Tired_Of_You
04-01-2006, 08:05 PM
I know a lot of people tries to forget that Linda is here, but I remember she has posted something here... a link.

All About Eve
04-01-2006, 08:06 PM
1. You can clear search history

2. Your parents could easily find this site as well. I don't see your point.

coke_a_holic
04-01-2006, 08:06 PM
You can delete history in Internet Explorer by going to tools->internet options. And you can delete things you've searched on google from popping up when you type in the first few letters by hitting "delete." Not backspace, but by pressing delete to the right of the \ key.

Human
04-01-2006, 08:07 PM
how do you clear search history? either way, lol, it isn't really "a massive desire" to know anyway.

ruroken
04-01-2006, 08:27 PM
Because it's normal to learn about what one's own body can produce?
Well, yeah, but it just seems so pointless and unnecessary...

haha Leah made this thread interesting

Sunny
04-01-2006, 08:43 PM
http://www.dontspitswallow.com/cum_nutrition.shtml

eeek. i just finished reading the tips and testimonials on that website.. and um oh holy shit. lol. some people are sooo gross. i thought i was.. um.. adventurous.. but sfghjjkljsfdgn little did i know.

man. so gross.

T-6005
04-01-2006, 08:48 PM
eeek. i just finished reading the tips and testimonials on that website.. and um oh holy shit. lol. some people are sooo gross. i thought i was.. um.. adventurous.. but sfghjjkljsfdgn little did i know.

man. so gross.
Reading those definitely made me uncomfortable at moments.

Some people are so fucking weird.

Sunny
04-01-2006, 08:54 PM
some people like semen way too much.

wayyyyy too much.

cum swapping? yeah, no.

T-6005
04-01-2006, 08:55 PM
cum swapping? yeah, no.
I'm more on the no, more no, and absolutely never.

Endymion
04-01-2006, 09:01 PM
i'm the snowball cap'n

All About Eve
04-01-2006, 09:01 PM
I'm more on the no, more no, and absolutely never.

Greedy little bastard, hogging all the cum.

Sunny
04-01-2006, 09:06 PM
i'm the snowball cap'n

Try swallowing it together. After he squirts his load into her mouth, they can kiss a long passionate kiss, slowly consuming the juice together. Even more satisfying and exciting is for her to keep it in her mouth while he goes down on her until his mouth is fill of her juice, then they can kiss and mix their juices together as they slowly swallow, making a special sauce like no other. Enjoy :-)~ - Tom, USA


...gug! >_<

T-6005
04-01-2006, 09:09 PM
Try swallowing it together. After he squirts his load into her mouth, they can kiss a long passionate kiss, slowly consuming the juice together. Even more satisfying and exciting is for her to keep it in her mouth while he goes down on her until his mouth is fill of her juice, then they can kiss and mix their juices together as they slowly swallow, making a special sauce like no other. Enjoy :-)~ - Tom, USA


...gug! >_<
So I'm not sleeping. Or eating.

Ever again.

Tizzalicious
04-01-2006, 10:29 PM
Try swallowing it together. After he squirts his load into her mouth, they can kiss a long passionate kiss, slowly consuming the juice together. Even more satisfying and exciting is for her to keep it in her mouth while he goes down on her until his mouth is fill of her juice, then they can kiss and mix their juices together as they slowly swallow, making a special sauce like no other. Enjoy :-)~ - Tom, USA


...gug! >_<

Gross.

Also, I'd like to point out I don 't know the answer (though what I thought it was was different from what's in that site) because I worry it'll make me fat, I just heard somewhere sometime.

T-6005
04-01-2006, 11:46 PM
This thread (and mostly that site) remind me of a Japanese game show.

All I'll say is that there were buckets involved.

wheelchairman
04-02-2006, 05:23 AM
That's a point..

WCM, is this "per serving"?

EDIT: I just realised my awesome joke.
Dude, not alright!

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-02-2006, 06:49 AM
LOL @ my pun!

Revolver-2005?
04-02-2006, 10:40 AM
Because it's normal to learn about what one's own body can produce?

But you see Ruroken isn't interested in this sort of stuff unless it involves a young asian cartoon woman and tentacles.


I didn't know how much calories are in semen, I don't really have to since I don't plan on eating semen anyway.

Sunny
04-02-2006, 08:22 PM
Gross.

Also, I'd like to point out I don 't know the answer (though what I thought it was was different from what's in that site) because I worry it'll make me fat, I just heard somewhere sometime.

ah, i wasn't implying that!

but you gotta admit it'd be funny as hell if someone refused to swallow because they're on a diet and it's extra protein and stuff.

it'd also be really sad at the same time. weeoeoeoh. ;[

Tizzalicious
04-02-2006, 10:38 PM
"Not now honey, I already ate too much!"

Lithuanian Offspring
04-03-2006, 01:20 AM
So how much calories does cum have? I have skipped all that useless drivel and now I am here for the answer!!!!! What say you?