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the_GoDdEsS
04-02-2006, 10:33 AM
Fellow BBSers, it's been six long and stirring months since the last (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16768) one and it's that time of the year again when we should all go back and remember some of the highlights of the life on this forum.

In the past few months we've been exposing the real personalities and secrets of members who enjoy hiding behind made up stories and made up personalities. Just to drop some names, remember the No-Dad (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19400) exposure which is just one of the many Greatest BBS Pwns (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17488). And just for your reading pleasure, the real No-Dad (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18334&) pity story.

All this resulted in many fleeing in shame or hiding in the outcast forums. While others resorted to making death threats (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11877) over the internet, some trying to organise a lynch mob (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11853), or go all Mariaesque and throw the most ridiculous hissyfits (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22105). Insane, the way we know her (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19481&highlight=emails).

There have been three glorious returns. First one started by Steven (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12589) Shaw (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12647), which also led to one beautiful self-pwn (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12711) (#73). Still, no one in the history of the BBS has pwnd himself more than The_Hombre (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13817). Just sit back and watch. He does the job for you. Last but not least, some have come to announce they became mothers (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22563).

Extraordinarily, this time we can also include a special literary section which was started by all the BBS Ballads by Sin Studly.

The Ballad of Linda (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14426)
The Ballad of Johnny Nemesis (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19075)
The Ballad of Simona (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19078)
The Ballad of Ivana (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19076)
The Ballad of Bella (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?p=332187&highlight=ballad+bella#post332187)
The Ballad of No-Dad (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19105)
The Ashkim Ballad (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19092)
The Ballad of Sin Studly (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21347)
and the other Ballad of Sin Studly (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19090)

Poetry hasn't fallen short either. The poem about Dexter (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18785) is easily one of the most popular links to the GOD forum. And another must is the depressed poetry by hit that (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14260) who brought in two of her real life friends to defend her.

Certainly the most value can be attributed to The Trial of the Marchioness (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19066) by Sin Studly inspired by "The Book and the Ring".

And just so the literacy on the forum remains in tact, Micheal Corleone (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13485), the spelling Nazi has taken care of everything and pwnd even Maria.

A year ago we studied the Brits, in the past few months we've been able to see an evaluative sociological study of the Serbs ( http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19186), Slovaks (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19196) and Poles (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19181).

Ninth has taken over in the psychology section with his 22 ways to make a cutter cut (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18676).

If you still don't know the forums enough, take a short tour through Vera's Offspring BBS in 60 seconds (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14813). And ever wondered how many BBS members does it take to change the lightbulb? JohnnyNemesis (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22519) and Mota Boy (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22524) will tell you.

Sin Studly
04-02-2006, 10:45 AM
The board loves you for this shit. These should be stickied.

Little_Miss_1565
04-02-2006, 10:55 AM
iloveitiloveitiloveit

0r4ng3
04-02-2006, 10:56 AM
A few minor events missing, but otherwise, awesome thread.

ruroken
04-02-2006, 10:56 AM
And just so the literacy on the forum remains in tact, Micheal Corleone (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13485), the spelling Nazi has taken care of everything and pwnd even Maria.

Correction: "And even pwnd Maria"
The way you said it makes it sound like an accomplishment... which its not.

0r4ng3
04-02-2006, 10:58 AM
Correction: "And even pwnd Maria"
No, it works either way.

JohnnyNemesis
04-02-2006, 11:02 AM
Love? Screw that; I ADORE Sim for these!!

EDIT:


Because it's fucking obvious.

Oh... and
http://images.freemusic.cz/koncerty/slipknotarchiv/12.jpg
DON'T FUCKING JUDGE MEEEEE!


...fuck. I think I just fell in love with Justin again.

wheelchairman
04-02-2006, 11:10 AM
Also in the psychology area, there is Babydevil's 22 Ways to make a Girl smile. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18675)

Which was followed by Wheelchairman's 22 Reasons Why Babydevil is full of shit. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18675&page=4&pp=10)

And finally Wheelchairman's 22 Ways to make a Guy Smile. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18679&highlight=ways+make+smile)

Rocky-girl
04-02-2006, 11:11 AM
Sim! It's really great! You're...you're mládenec! I mean well done!

Andy
04-02-2006, 11:13 AM
I enjoy these threads, and look forward to a time when I will feature in one.

Linda
04-02-2006, 11:20 AM
I think she has way too much free time on her hands.

JohnnyNemesis
04-02-2006, 11:21 AM
I think your personal grudge against the_GoDdEsS has reached new levels of "oh god just let it go already"-ness.

XYlophonetreeZ
04-02-2006, 11:23 AM
Of course I love this thread just on principle, but come on! Leaving out Lodat and dain's exile from the boards and ruroken's rape saga?

the_GoDdEsS
04-02-2006, 11:25 AM
Thanks everyone.

It's impossible to include everything. Just include your own, like Per did. Always a good thing.

Andy
04-02-2006, 11:25 AM
Lodat
Who?

dain
Who?

Sin Studly
04-02-2006, 11:26 AM
At least provide links so the poor bitch can edit them in. I know slavs are the packhorse of the white man, but they're much more accustomed in the brothel or potato field setting.

And Linda, stop posting.

wheelchairman
04-02-2006, 11:42 AM
My gift for you!

Dain84's discovery. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20859&highlight=Nimrod)

Nimrod's discovery. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19571&highlight=Nimrod)

killer_queen
04-02-2006, 11:46 AM
Maybe there's solice in just pointing out what a ignorant little shit he is
I miss this guy. I miss him so much. :( :( :(

Simona, I love you more (if it's possible) for starting a thread like this again. <3

XYlophonetreeZ
04-02-2006, 11:52 AM
Bah! I was just working on that. Oh well, thanks wcm.


And here's ruroken's relentless rapespazzing: doink (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19640). doink (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19686).

Anyway, goddess, I'm sorry, I know a poor Slav such as yourself can't include everything, but still asodfhsdogatergadfafapaspofj'w this stuff was soooooooo goooooooood! sdgoghewiof!

Andy
04-02-2006, 11:53 AM
Dain84's discovery. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20859&highlight=Nimrod)
HAHA! I never fully appreciated that. Did anyone reply to it on skateboard city?

wheelchairman
04-02-2006, 11:55 AM
Actually I think Justin argued with some of them, and they ended up looking like morons. (but they all have their own awesome inside jokes!)

Andy
04-02-2006, 11:58 AM
The biggest inside joke I could see was they seemed to think Dain was respectable.

All About Eve
04-02-2006, 12:06 PM
The biggest inside joke I could see was they seemed to think Dain was respectable.
Wonderful.


Although I'm not quite getting how this is a history. A lot of this stuff (practically all) has happened since I joined, which was only back in November.

T-6005
04-02-2006, 12:07 PM
Hence it being BBS History 2.

coke_a_holic
04-02-2006, 12:07 PM
This is just a continuation from the last one, which only documents events from around the beginning of this BBS, not all of the past BBSes.

All About Eve
04-02-2006, 12:08 PM
Yeah, but if the last one was 6 years ago, surely there was something else in the 5 1/2 years before I came of noteworthy interest.

Linda
04-02-2006, 12:09 PM
I think your personal grudge against the_GoDdEsS has reached new levels of "oh god just let it go already"-ness.

I think you need a new hobby.


And Linda, stop posting.

Never.

All About Eve
04-02-2006, 12:10 PM
That's funny, I always read JN as being one of the busiest members.

T-6005
04-02-2006, 12:11 PM
Yeah, but if the last one was 6 years ago, surely there was something else in the 5 1/2 years before I came of noteworthy interest.
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16768

Linda
04-02-2006, 12:11 PM
Busy being an ass on the BBS, yes.

All About Eve
04-02-2006, 12:12 PM
I totally read that as 6 YEARS since the last one. My mistake.

Vera
04-02-2006, 12:14 PM
If Sim was a guy, she could sex my butt any day.

JohnnyNemesis
04-02-2006, 12:16 PM
Busy being an ass on the BBS, yes.

Yes yes. When I'm groveling at your feet and kissing your ass in an attempt to get you to stop being so vicious to everyone, you're nice to me; when I point out that your obsession with someone in fucking Slovakia is exhausting, I'm "busy being an ass on the BBS".

Either way, it's better than spending most of my time on the BBS pointing out that the_Goddess is a bitch and making posts like "Hahahahahaha Loser!" and " :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: "

killer_queen
04-02-2006, 12:18 PM
Aaaaand you might think I'm treating better to the people from my country but this one made me keep on laughing every time I visit the BBS and it needs to be known.

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21620

Linda
04-02-2006, 12:19 PM
Hahahahaha, you're SOOOOO easy!
You really take this board too seriously!

JohnnyNemesis
04-02-2006, 12:20 PM
...says the person with a ages long grudge against someone in SLOVAKIA. for CHRISSAKE.

Linda
04-02-2006, 12:21 PM
See, like I said, you take this board way too seriously.

Rocky-girl
04-02-2006, 12:21 PM
I know slavs are the packhorse of the white man, but they're much more accustomed in the brothel or potato field setting.

All your knowledge is WRONG!

JohnnyNemesis
04-02-2006, 12:24 PM
See, like I said, you take this board way too seriously.

No, I don't. You're resorting to childish behavior (repeating yourself with comments that you know make no sense) in an attempt to anger me because you know that you're too senile to make a coherent argument.

And it won't work. Just step back, and move on.

the_GoDdEsS
04-02-2006, 12:27 PM
All your knowledge is WRONG!

No, papushka is always right. :P

Vera
04-02-2006, 12:28 PM
I personally loved that Turkish guy who said no girls in Istanbul is a virgin.

"believ me no girl in istanbul virgin...."

Rocky-girl
04-02-2006, 12:33 PM
No, papushka is always right. :P
Oh, I know this, but sometimes he and all his thoughts is wrong!

Vera, I really like this!

Linda
04-02-2006, 01:00 PM
In my opinion, you are the one who always resorts to childish behavior(repeating yourself with comments that you know make no sense) in an attempt to anger me because you know I'm right. Sorry, it won't work, but hey, if it makes you feel better, I'll just leave you to it since you seem to have nothing else going for you.

Little_Miss_1565
04-02-2006, 01:01 PM
I think she has way too much free time on her hands.

Big words coming from someone who seems to have nothing better to do than make shitty comments on message boards. Please, grow up. Please.


In my opinion, you are the one who always resorts to childish behavior(repeating yourself with comments that you know make no sense)

HAHA, coming from someone who uses :rolleyes: so much that it might as well be coded as :linda:. Again, big words from someone whose posting patterns are so predicable that we could set our watches to it. I would worry something bad had happened to you if you hadn't posted something shitty within 5 hours of Goddess posting absolutely anythign at all!


The biggest inside joke I could see was they seemed to think Dain was respectable.

No, he's a joke there, too. Only in Dain's own mind is he a sk-c legend.

What about my massive pwning of Dain the night he wanted a user's IP?

wheelchairman
04-02-2006, 01:02 PM
I couldn't find the link. But that *was* awesome. Especially his temper tantrum. like whoa.

Little_Miss_1565
04-02-2006, 01:07 PM
Found it in the mod forum: http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20842

lololol. I especially love the part where he has no idea what an IP address is or does.

Rocky-girl
04-02-2006, 01:09 PM
In my opinion, you are the one who always resorts to childish behavior(repeating yourself with comments that you know make no sense) in an attempt to anger me because you know I'm right. Sorry, it won't work, but hey, if it makes you feel better, I'll just leave you to it since you seem to have nothing else going for you.
And what? To be a child and to have childish behavour is different things.

Linda
04-02-2006, 01:41 PM
Big words coming from someone who seems to have nothing better to do than make shitty comments on message boards. Please, grow up. Please.


I could say the same to you. Please, grow up. Please.
I don't see anything "shitty" about posting a comment on an observation I made about the starter of this topic. It had to take quite awhile to make. You and a few others here are so full of yourselves, it's pathetic. Problem is, you're either too full of yourselves/too drunk to realize it.

Little_Miss_1565
04-02-2006, 02:21 PM
And clearly you are too full of yourself to realize how shitty 90% of what you say is.

XYlophonetreeZ
04-02-2006, 02:21 PM
I could say the same to you. Please, grow up. Please.
I don't see anything "shitty" about posting a comment on an observation I made about the starter of this topic. It had to take quite awhile to make. You and a few others here are so full of yourselves, it's pathetic. Problem is, you're either too full of yourselves/too drunk to realize it.
I know you are, but what am I?

That_Guy91
04-02-2006, 02:25 PM
In my opinion, you are the one who always resorts to childish behavior in an attempt to anger me

you seem to have nothing else going for you.
t3h irony.

wheelchairman
04-02-2006, 02:26 PM
Stop trying to have the last word with Linda. Stop arguing with her.

I mean 6 years and numerous experiences have proven that she doesn't grasp logic, nor anything else.

Little_Miss_1565
04-02-2006, 02:34 PM
Stop trying to have the last word with Linda. Stop arguing with her.

I mean 6 years and numerous experiences have proven that she doesn't grasp logic, nor anything else.

I know, I know, but the sheer disbelief that anyone could be that thickskulled fo so long...

That_Guy91
04-02-2006, 02:36 PM
I know, I know, but the sheer disbelief that anyone could be that thickskulled fo so long...
Also, i'm kind of a n00b, so it's not as frustrating to me yet.

the_GoDdEsS
04-02-2006, 02:36 PM
I could say the same to you. Please, grow up. Please.
I don't see anything "shitty" about posting a comment on an observation I made about the starter of this topic. It had to take quite awhile to make. You and a few others here are so full of yourselves, it's pathetic. Problem is, you're either too full of yourselves/too drunk to realize it.

About fifteen minutes, definitely not longer. I'm not slow. Plus, it was fun and relaxing to do. And seriously Linda, what is your problem? You keep accusing us of attacking you. I did not give a shit about you for a long time, ignored you just to see what would happen. And you come into my thread and have to start ripping on me for no reason at all, all of a sudden, just like that. Do you really fail to see it?

Debate over. You're void to me in this thread.

T-6005
04-02-2006, 02:44 PM
You and a few others here are so full of yourselves, it's pathetic. Problem is, you're either too full of yourselves/too drunk to realize it.
Thought I heard my name.

Linda
04-02-2006, 03:07 PM
Honey, if you think THAT was ripping, you are really out of touch with the English language.

My point has been proven with the last 8 replies before this one.

End of discussion.

0r4ng3
04-02-2006, 03:08 PM
There was a point? Hmm, I thought something felt different today.

T-6005
04-02-2006, 03:09 PM
My point has been proven with the last 8 replies before this one.

End of discussion.
Please chill out.

the_GoDdEsS
04-02-2006, 03:38 PM
Oh shit, I forgot the essay (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22404&page=1&pp=10).

JohnnyNemesis
04-02-2006, 04:04 PM
In my opinion

Whoa whoa whoa, stop right there.

Your opinion? What the fuck makes you think that is worth a damn, especially when you don't give a shit about anyone but yourself?

Just grow the fuck up already.

And to save you the trouble, I'll reply to your next post:


You need to grow the fuck up :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Yeah yeah, choke on it.

Linda
04-02-2006, 04:33 PM
Busy being an ass on the BBS, yes.

^^My point has been proven yet again.^^
Keep up the good work!

wheelchairman
04-02-2006, 04:38 PM
What makes your behavior any better Linda? You've clearly been offensive. And you are clearly trying to be offensive with that last post. I am asking you courteously, and in a reasonable manner, to explain how you are not being hypocritical. I do not want to hear about the actions of other people, or their histories, or who started it. I want to hear how you can justify accusing others of being mean when you do the same.

Sure no one likes you, that is one degree of separation. You and them, but that does not absolve you from the standards you are trying to hold them to. Maybe I am missing something, what explanation can you give?

wheelchairman
04-02-2006, 05:18 PM
wow Dain, that's really impressive....

Linda
04-02-2006, 05:43 PM
What makes your behavior any better Linda? You've clearly been offensive. And you are clearly trying to be offensive with that last post. I am asking you courteously, and in a reasonable manner, to explain how you are not being hypocritical. I do not want to hear about the actions of other people, or their histories, or who started it. I want to hear how you can justify accusing others of being mean when you do the same.

Sure no one likes you, that is one degree of separation. You and them, but that does not absolve you from the standards you are trying to hold them to. Maybe I am missing something, what explanation can you give?

My first comment was not meant to be offensive, just an observation, as I explained before. Sorry you people took it that way. My last post is not nearly as offensive as alot of the things you and others post. There was no reason for JN to reply to my first post in the first place, especially the way he did. Maybe you should ask him what justifies him to reply the way he did. Thought you guys were ignoring me? Can any of you justify why you make offensive remarks to other people? How was I accusing anyone of being mean in this thread? I was just playing along.

Do you really think I care if no one here likes me? NO. I'm damned if I'm nice; I'm damned if I'm offensive, and most of the time you guys can't even tell the difference! lol That's the internet! Oh well, whatever.

wheelchairman
04-02-2006, 06:07 PM
I know what you meant. I even searched that. I'm still sarcastic about it Dain. Because you don't have 3000 active members.

0r4ng3
04-02-2006, 06:24 PM
So....many...."sk8"s....

COMPUTER OVER
POSER=VERY YES.

wheelchairman
04-02-2006, 06:24 PM
So? Personally I would say that active constitutes a member that consistently and regularly posts. Not someone who would for example, join post and disappear.

Jebus
04-02-2006, 07:29 PM
I've read some of your posts before. From what I can see, only the useless people(not that hard to gain rep from them) like you, but the vets realize you're a worthless fuck.

Little_Miss_1565
04-02-2006, 08:01 PM
edit: there we go. that's the reputation view of the members list (they have a rep system.) going from the highest rep down. I'd say 4th highest out of 3,317 active members is kinda ok, I guess.

Dain, how long will it take you to understand that no one here cares about anything you do or have done on the sk-c forum, ever.

Little_Miss_1565
04-02-2006, 08:05 PM
My first comment was not meant to be offensive, just an observation, as I explained before. Sorry you people took it that way.


I think she has way too much free time on her hands.

Your first comment was clearly a dig, Linda. Don't even try to worm your way out of it.


My last post is not nearly as offensive as alot of the things you and others post. There was no reason for JN to reply to my first post in the first place, especially the way he did. Maybe you should ask him what justifies him to reply the way he did. Thought you guys were ignoring me? Can any of you justify why you make offensive remarks to other people? How was I accusing anyone of being mean in this thread? I was just playing along.

No one wants to play along with you, Linda, because you do not understand words. No one is asking JN why he replied the way he did because it is fucking clear as day that you have a personal vendetta against Goddess for reasons only you understand.

Linda
04-02-2006, 08:26 PM
I understand words just fine. That was a very stupid comment for you to make.

Think what you want. You're very closed minded anyway. Inserting that topic made about me was a "dig" she made first, so I'd say we're even.

Tata, you're such a waste of my time.

ninthlayer
04-02-2006, 08:28 PM
Back on topic, it's nice to see another one of these threads. Were it not for this thread I would have completely forgotten about the "22 ways..." threads and their context. I'm actually surprised that Sim remembered because the cutter thread was only a page long.

As for the whole Linda thing: Last Word.

That_Guy91
04-02-2006, 08:31 PM
I understand words just fine. That was a very stupid comment for you to make.

Think what you want. You're very closed minded anyway. Inserting that topic made about me was a "dig" she made first, so I'd say we're even.

Tata, you're such a waste of my time.
What, the ballad? How was that a "dig" at you? It was a link, thrown in with a bunch of other similar ones. It was even on topic.

And you've been calling people a waste of your time for a while now. Why don't you just leave? You complain that nobody likes you, you get angry when people respond after you start something, and you seem to have a more intense superiority complex than even Sin Studly. Yet you keep voluntarily returning. Why bother?

EDIT: Whoops, sorry ninth.

ninthlayer
04-02-2006, 08:36 PM
It's okay, I don't expect much out of you.

calichix
04-02-2006, 08:53 PM
this is glorious. <3

Sin Studly
04-02-2006, 09:44 PM
As for the whole Linda thing: Last Word.

Exactly what I was going to say. That thread was fucking gold.

For those of you who don't remember it, I started an argument with Linda ; arguing that she always felt the need to have the last word in every online argument, with her arguing that she didn't. After my first post, I replied to every response she made with "The Last Word". The thread went on for about 12 pages. It was classic shit.

All About Eve
04-02-2006, 09:45 PM
Oh do provide a link to that; it's actually on topic, anyways.

Sin Studly
04-02-2006, 09:47 PM
It's long dead.

JohnnyNemesis
04-02-2006, 10:54 PM
Deathstar is dain?!

No wonder he's such a pathetic fuckin' moron.

All About Eve
04-02-2006, 10:57 PM
You didn't realize this? People have been calling him Dain for a while.

JohnnyNemesis
04-02-2006, 11:11 PM
A while meaning "all afternoon"?

Deathstar was completely insignificant until now.

Little_Miss_1565
04-02-2006, 11:20 PM
JOHNNY. Do you pay no attention to what I post? I refuse to call "deathstar" anything BUT Dain so everyone knows that it's still him.

JohnnyNemesis
04-02-2006, 11:21 PM
I guess not :(

You should all be jealous of me for having absolutely no recollection of dain until today. Seriously.

Little_Miss_1565
04-02-2006, 11:21 PM
Please don't make me explain what rep power is.

When will you understand that no one is making you explain ANYTHING about sk-c? You volunteer it all because sk-c is the only place you go other than high school.


You should all be jealous of me for having absolutely no recollection of dain until today. Seriously.

Wicked fuckin' jealous, righthere.

JohnnyNemesis
04-02-2006, 11:23 PM
Rep power is the most pathetic thing to ever hit webforums. It's bad enough when people beg for normal appreciation, but now it's all "AND DONT 4GET TO GIV ME REP PT!S!!!

coke_a_holic
04-02-2006, 11:29 PM
sk-c is the only place you go other than high school.
<333333333

Nicole
04-03-2006, 12:54 AM
It seems that a lot of people never change. I can't believe i missed some of those topics. The hit that one where she had to get her real life friends in was hilarious.

Sin Studly
04-03-2006, 12:57 AM
Don't fucking judge her!

Jebus
04-03-2006, 01:07 AM
Vets have a higher rep power than n00bs. Please don't make me explain what rep power is.
This reminds me of the Great Gatsby. Sure, you might have the money and live in a rich neighborhood, but it still doesn't necessarily make you part of the aristocracy.

Little_Miss_1565
04-03-2006, 11:41 AM
It comes and goes in waves, Maria. 99% of the time, I and many others completely ignore her. The other 1% of the time is when, after several months of ignoring her, we are completely dumbfounded how she can continue to act like that.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-03-2006, 02:00 PM
Linda said sth directed at the goddess. It wasn't ripping. It was rather derogatory. She was the one who was either to respond, or to ignore. She could have said sth mixed, like "I don't think that either my free time, or the way I choose to spend it is any concern of yours, Linda." if she was goddamn annoyed, even.

I wonder why 2163846 members jumped to pounce on Linda.

Learn to care about your private business, not that of others. She wasn't addressing any of you, you frigging meddlers.

Le Dernier Mot.

Little_Miss_1565
04-03-2006, 02:01 PM
Learn to care about your private business, not that of others. She wasn't addressing any of you, you frigging meddlers.

Oh damn, I almost forgot:

This is a public forum! No whining about 'so-and-so wasn't talking to you' allowed!

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-03-2006, 02:03 PM
^ Agreed. It's like going to a public place and shouting something and getting pissy when someone answers you.

Sin Studly
04-03-2006, 02:07 PM
By your logic, Maria, I don't remember Simona saying anything to Linda. So why didn't Linda just 'mind her own business'.

You're an ugly hypocritical French whore, you know that? You're so stupid and insane it hurts to realise people like you exist.

JohnnyNemesis
04-03-2006, 02:55 PM
Linda said sth directed at the goddess. It wasn't ripping.

Yes, it was.


Learn to care about your private business, not that of others.

If it was private, it shouldn't have been shared in this thread.

coke_a_holic
04-03-2006, 03:16 PM
Woah, woah, wait a second. Are you implying that private matters should be disclosed privately through... Let's say, hypothetically of course, private messages? That's a little too much for me to swallow, you're going to need to check your sources again, guys.

Linda
04-03-2006, 05:54 PM
Yes, it was.

NO, it wasn't, you stupid fucking ignorant piece of black trash.

Now THAT ^^^ was ripping.

My remark about Goddess:

I think she has way too much free time on her hands.

My remark to JN:

NO, it wasn't, you stupid fucking ignorant piece of black trash.

See the difference?

Learn to comprehend what you read, you morons!

Oops, that was a rip!!! haha

ninthlayer
04-03-2006, 06:00 PM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

JohnnyNemesis
04-03-2006, 06:12 PM
blah blah blah

You're a senile old hag who wises she still had someone to beat the shit out of her. Unfortunately, that involves touching you, so it's an even harder position to fill right now.

Quit the lying and the bullshit.

ninthlayer
04-03-2006, 06:13 PM
Hey Ricky, speaking of positions.

0r4ng3
04-03-2006, 07:16 PM
Don't start that bullshit. He even said himself that it was from another forum.


I thought this was a good find:

Tired_Of_You
04-03-2006, 07:17 PM
He never said he wrote it himself, he said he found it. Idiot.

All About Eve
04-03-2006, 07:18 PM
Uhh...um... johnnynemesis copied that lightbulb thread from another forum.... I would explain how I discovered this, but it would be sticking my foot farther in my mouth.

I'll explain it. HE SAID IT IN THE OPENING PARAGRAPH =0 =0 =000!!!!

Edit: late =(

JohnnyNemesis
04-03-2006, 07:28 PM
Uhh...um... johnnynemesis copied that lightbulb thread from another forum.... I would explain how I discovered this, but it would be sticking my foot farther in my mouth.

*sigh*

I know people already told you, but...

You probably discovered it from reading that part where I said I found it elsewhere. Also, the fact that I told every single person who asked that I found it on another forum, and I told them which forum I found it at, might have helped.

Honest question: how are you so fucking stupid?

lolz, up da repz for da way i jus pwned dain!

Oh, wait, let be me Rickstradamus and predict his next post again:


you dun even know what a pwn is!!!!! sk-c!!!!

Eat dick and die, scumbag rat bastard.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-03-2006, 08:11 PM
Johnny, I think you need a hobby.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

HAHAHAHAHA, loser!

JohnnyNemesis
04-03-2006, 08:15 PM
Johnny, I think you need a hobby.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

HAHAHAHAHA, loser!

Well, if there's one thing I learned from this thread, it's that I can't respond to this because you're not ripping me!

Of course, if I were to tell you to get over your grudge with me, then that woule be me ripping on you and committing blasphemy and unleashing 'GERIATRIC RAGE 2.0!!!' on all you suckaz of the BBS.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-03-2006, 08:17 PM
:linda: lolz, linda

JohnnyNemesis
04-03-2006, 08:19 PM
Haha, you are SOOOOOOOOOOOO easy! You take this BBS way too seriously.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-03-2006, 08:19 PM
.. Uhm..


HAHAHAHAHA, loser!

:rolleyes:

ruroken
04-03-2006, 09:24 PM
Dude, just stop posting already...

JohnnyNemesis
04-03-2006, 10:07 PM
you dun know what a pwn is!!!!!!! sB-c


Honest question: how are you so fucking stupid?

Hm ?

sKratch
04-03-2006, 10:14 PM
Uhh...um... johnnynemesis copied that lightbulb thread from another forum.... I would explain how I discovered this, but it would be sticking my foot farther in my mouth.
I'm assuming this means dain posted the light bulb thread in another forum and got called out on it for being a copy-cat.

Linda
04-03-2006, 10:15 PM
You're a senile old hag who wises she still had someone to beat the shit out of her. Unfortunately, that involves touching you, so it's an even harder position to fill right now.

Quit the lying and the bullshit.

WOW, you're a true master of the English language! heh

You only wish that was true, then you could justify hating me.

You're the one lying and this whole BBS is piled full of bullshit, most of which is from you.

*I have no grudge against you...I just like seeing you get all pissed off! It's funnier than hell!*

JohnnyNemesis
04-03-2006, 10:16 PM
Ha! That didn't even occur to me, and is probably the truth/reason he'd be putting his foot in his mouth if he explained further.

That would make the fact that he completely overlooked the part where I said I found the lightbulb thing elsewhere that much funnier.

JohnnyNemesis
04-03-2006, 10:17 PM
blah blah blah SPELLING CORRECTION HIGHLIGHTED IN RED HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!

Hahahahaha, you're SOOOOO easy!
You really take this board too seriously!

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Little_Miss_1565
04-03-2006, 10:18 PM
you dun know what a pwn is!!!!!!! sB-c

http://www.mtholyoke.edu/~srwefald/blowme.jpg

JohnnyNemesis
04-03-2006, 10:50 PM
Go away, no one likes you.

All About Eve
04-03-2006, 11:03 PM
I think he has the hawts for you. Why else would he still be around?

JohnnyNemesis
04-03-2006, 11:05 PM
I dunno. Speaking of the hawtz though, 1565 is hawter than the sun. Check her out in that shot.

All About Eve
04-03-2006, 11:05 PM
Too bad she was talking to Dain, the only one incapable of doing so, and not us (me).

Tizzalicious
04-03-2006, 11:22 PM
It's amazing how many 25-year old people are constantly on here. Do you people not have jobs?

You get the orginality prize.

All About Eve
04-03-2006, 11:22 PM
Dain, I'm a 15 year old with sleep issues, I don't know what you're talking about.

JohnnyNemesis
04-03-2006, 11:28 PM
It's amazing how many 25-year old people are constantly on here. Do you people not have jobs?

Go away, no one likes you.

Little_Miss_1565
04-03-2006, 11:30 PM
It's amazing how many 25-year old people are constantly on here. Do you people not have jobs?

*21, and no, we're students.

Thanks, JN. Is this a good time to mention I'm in my pajamas with no makeup? ;) Just hanging out waiting for my lovely sleepytime pills to take effect.

JohnnyNemesis
04-03-2006, 11:34 PM
I'm 21, a full time student, with three part time jobs. I must be Superman to be able to post on here.

Or, y'know, not a complete fucking retard like dain. lolz up da repz!


Thanks, JN. Is this a good time to mention I'm in my pajamas with no makeup? ;) Just hanging out waiting for my lovely sleepytime pills to take effect.

*swoon*

I'm all about the no makeup stuff. In fact, the lady I spent the last few years with has never worn makeup ever ever ever in her life (<3 pseudo-hippies sometimes).

hawtz.

All About Eve
04-03-2006, 11:35 PM
*swoon*

Agreed.


I'm all about the no makeup stuff.
Agreed.

Little_Miss_1565
04-03-2006, 11:44 PM
swrrrr t'god I keep looking at that picture of me and cracking the fuck up because it is RIDICULOUS! I'm so glad that at my most retarded I am attractive.

All About Eve
04-03-2006, 11:48 PM
Just look at Dain's; if it doesn't make you want to kill yourself it will atleast mellow you out.

wheelchairman
04-03-2006, 11:50 PM
It's amazing how many 25-year old people are constantly on here. Do you people not have jobs?
You're from fucking Cottage Grove. (or was it Corvallis?) We know why you spend your life on two or more forums.

All About Eve
04-03-2006, 11:51 PM
You're from fucking Cottage Grove. (or was it Corvallis?) We know why you spend your life on two or more forums.
Because no one likes him in real life (or on here, actually, he's just in denial)?

Jebus
04-03-2006, 11:53 PM
I have the need to post this again.
http://skateboard-city.com/messageboard/showthread.php?t=32368

Sin Studly
04-04-2006, 12:52 AM
swrrrr t'god I keep looking at that picture of me and cracking the fuck up because it is RIDICULOUS! I'm so glad that at my most retarded I am attractive.

It's slighty attractive in that "Look, a retarded girl. I bet I can get her naked by telling her there are snakes in her clothes" kinda way. But yeah, it's mostly ridiculous. Ricky is just an overly hormonal spic, and they think fat chicks getting stretched by burra cock is hotter than the sun.

Post the pirate pic ; now THAT is hot.

Vera
04-04-2006, 02:38 AM
I love that we had a BBS History thread where Linda shows up to bitch about shit. Now THAT takes you back..

Sin Studly
04-04-2006, 02:43 AM
I love that we had a BBS History thread where Linda shows up to bitch about shit. Now THAT takes you back..

Takes you back at least a week and a half. Ah, those were the days.

.:SMASH:.
04-04-2006, 02:45 AM
i just wanted to know how many minutes of your life you wasted coming up with this?

Vera
04-04-2006, 02:48 AM
Takes you back at least a week and a half. Ah, those were the days.
I actually hadn't seen her bitch for at least a month. Maybe I just haven't been following close enough, though.

Sin Studly
04-04-2006, 03:00 AM
Yesterday
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showpost.php?p=778100&postcount=17

Do random insults towards the same people count or do you need fullblown bitching about the leet conspiracy? Because one of her random insults is the base ingredient, all you need to change it to full-blown bitching is a reply from anybody else (as evident in this thread).

ruroken
04-04-2006, 08:39 AM
omfg u guyz are 21 years old an u hav tym 2 be on teh intrnetz????? omfg u hav no lyf an liv wit ur parentz!!!!11

Edited so that its easier to read...

0r4ng3
04-04-2006, 04:26 PM
i just wanted to know how many minutes of your life you wasted coming up with this?
About 3 hours less than it took you to come up with that.

JohnnyNemesis
04-04-2006, 06:21 PM
Klamath Falls, dipshit. Completely different part of oregon.

...

G-o-a-w-a-y-n-o-o-n-e-l-i-ke-s-y-o-u.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-04-2006, 06:59 PM
http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/MPT/pdSTMPT0004.jpg

T-6005
04-04-2006, 07:00 PM
Dain,
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d3/thibaultk/x1p1LYvM2cVP1E1XBUt0uHuB93mqKZxEL2A.jpg
That is all.

coke_a_holic
04-04-2006, 07:22 PM
Eh, whatever. He got out two days later and turns out she was extremely drunk when she filed the report.
That's funny, I remember it differently. I remember it more being along the lines of you making it all up for extra repz.

coke_a_holic
04-04-2006, 08:11 PM
lolz @ lack of defense for false false imprisonment.

Linda
04-04-2006, 09:47 PM
Yesterday
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showpost.php?p=778100&postcount=17



You have a strange idea of bitching.

wheelchairman
04-04-2006, 11:33 PM
Klamath Falls, dipshit. Completely different part of oregon. Probably never heard of it. Pop. 41,000?
oh shit. I've heard of Klamath Falls. Fuck any cows lately?

the_GoDdEsS
04-05-2006, 12:36 AM
Haha, what the hell did you people turn this topic into?

JohnnyNemesis
04-05-2006, 12:37 AM
A disaster, and that's partially my fault. The compilation of BBS pwns and histories is itself fanTASTIC though.

the_GoDdEsS
04-05-2006, 12:38 AM
Quickly reading through that sounded like people throwing vases at each other. It's just funnies.

JohnnyNemesis
04-05-2006, 12:41 AM
I really, REALLY want to PM you a response to that , Simma. Hint hint.

the_GoDdEsS
04-05-2006, 12:52 AM
MSN?


.......

JohnnyNemesis
04-05-2006, 01:03 AM
I'll e-mail it to you, if that's cool.

the_GoDdEsS
04-05-2006, 01:08 AM
Sure thing.

wheelchairman
04-05-2006, 06:02 AM
Nah man, that's Merrill. Klamath is known for meth labs, teen pregnancies, and Chlamydia.

Hmm... that's a nice word, I think if I ever have a daughter I'll name her chlamydia.
Quit stealing other people's jokes, you stupid douche.

JoY
04-05-2006, 06:02 AM
I'm thoroughly digging this topic.

JohnnyNemesis
04-05-2006, 08:24 AM
Has anything you've EVER posted been even remotely original? EVER?

JohnnyNemesis
04-05-2006, 09:07 AM
All you have is yet another unoriginal picture that's been posted on a million forums already?

Very fitting.

JohnnyNemesis
04-05-2006, 09:12 AM
...

Okay, so serious question, why are you still around if no one likes you? I refer, of course, to both this BBS and to this planet.

Vera
04-05-2006, 09:12 AM
Wow, this topic attracts so much idiocy. Incredible.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-05-2006, 09:25 AM
Everyone knows what being in a good band means. I'd bet high money yours sucks.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-05-2006, 09:32 AM
Yeah. Everyone says "look, that's the bassist/guitarist/drummer/singer in that really shitty band."

JohnnyNemesis
04-05-2006, 09:44 AM
Because I am a real person, not bent on winning some superficial online popularity contest. This is actually the only forum that most people hate me. (by this forum I mean general chat) And I have a shitload of friends these days. My life is pretty together now I'd say, I'm finally overcoming my inherent shyness and my band's first gig is next month. And everyone knows what comes with being in a band when you're in high school....

Let me get this straight.

You're a REAL person not bent on winning some superficial online popularity contest, yet you:

-support the rep system at that other forum, a high ranking in which is the very definition of an online popularity contest

-felt the need to point out how no one else on teh intrewebz hates you (which doesn't explain your desire to keep coming back to the one place where everyone DOES hate you)

-steal so many stories and posts that you're too scared to be your real self even ONLINE where no one can hurt you

-think any of us gives a shit about your shyness or your band

Contradictions.

endlesst0m
04-05-2006, 09:53 AM
Haha, possibly, but better than every other band in this shithole. Well, there is this one band... but that's off topic. I mean, do you know what even being in a shitty band in high school means?

I was in 2 different bands in highschool. I recieved zero ass.

In fact, it was only just 2 weeks ago that i made out with someone for the first time. I'm 19.

Go ahead laugh, I still have these peanuts I'm eating.

Vera
04-05-2006, 10:01 AM
endlesst0m, is your signature serious?

endlesst0m
04-05-2006, 10:03 AM
endlesst0m, is your signature serious?
I'm guessing your referring to "beat all the niggers"?

haha i dunno i just thought i'd qoute that. i can imagine a black guy getting in my car and that songs blasting, and he gets in right when it says that, without hearing the rest of the song. hahaha. just felt putting that into my signature.

Sin Studly
04-05-2006, 10:04 AM
In fact, it was only just 2 weeks ago that i made out with someone for the first time. I'm 19.

That's okay, I'm 22 and still haven't made out with anybody.

endlesst0m
04-05-2006, 10:08 AM
That's okay, I'm 22 and still haven't made out with anybody.
Really? Are you just lieing to get me to sympathize with you so you can make me look even worse? For someone who gets into as many e-fights as you Sin, that would be a bad move, letting info like that out...

Vera
04-05-2006, 10:19 AM
I'm guessing your referring to "beat all the niggers"?
I'm referring to the whole thing. I mean, WTF, "some pop fans will beat him up"???

I cannot imagine anyone thinking that's a really cool thing to say and omg so funny and must quote in my signature.

Andy
04-05-2006, 10:25 AM
The wonderful world of G.O.D.

endlesst0m
04-05-2006, 10:28 AM
I'm referring to the whole thing. I mean, WTF, "some pop fans will beat him up"???

I cannot imagine anyone thinking that's a really cool thing to say and omg so funny and must quote in my signature.

Hahaha. The kid just came out of nowhere and said that. And it didn't make any sense. I needed something new for my sig...so I put it in. Happy?

the_GoDdEsS
04-05-2006, 10:58 AM
Wow, this topic attracts so much idiocy. Incredible.

Yeah, what the fucking fuck?

Vera
04-05-2006, 11:12 AM
Folks don't seem to get that if they want to be on the next edition, they have to be mind-bogglingly idiotic in their OWN topics.

JohnnyNemesis
04-05-2006, 11:32 AM
In fact, it was only just 2 weeks ago that i made out with someone for the first time. I'm 19.

...wow. Um. Wow.

And here I was feeling like a loser for not having sex 'til I was 18...

Andy
04-05-2006, 11:41 AM
In fact, it was only just 2 weeks ago that i made out with someone for the first time. I'm 19.
I respect your honesty.


And here I was feeling like a loser for not having sex 'til I was 18...
Nowt wrong with that sonny!

JohnnyNemesis
04-05-2006, 11:43 AM
I respect his honesty too, but for some reason, still found that surprising.

Sin Studly
04-05-2006, 11:46 AM
Really? Are you just lieing to get me to sympathize with you so you can make me look even worse?

Yeah. You're a loser.

Andy
04-05-2006, 11:47 AM
Yeah, I know a couple (few) people who are 19/20 and have had similar bad luck. It is weird, because not one of those guys I'd consider ugly or whatever; Some guys just have shitty luck.

JohnnyNemesis
04-05-2006, 11:50 AM
Yeah. You're a loser.

This was the best possible response to the question that was posed.

Yeah, I know a couple (few) people who are 19/20 and have had similar bad luck. It is weird, because not one of those guys I'd consider ugly or whatever; Some guys just have shitty luck.

Is it really a luck issue though? Because I know some hideous, unbearable people who get some play, and often, quite early.

Andy
04-05-2006, 11:53 AM
It really is a weird anomaly. I mean, it's not like they're bad with women either*. Strange.

*Well, one is.

JohnnyNemesis
04-05-2006, 12:15 PM
Yes, lady .

T-6005
04-05-2006, 12:16 PM
making out is like kissing with tongs & all?
I've never made out with tongs. That sounds painful.

endlesst0m
04-05-2006, 12:17 PM
Yeah. You're a loser.

Maybe by some people's standards, but not getting that much action doesn't really bother me that much. For some reason, it's not something that's constantly on my mind, maybe because I know eventually it'll happen.

And on the bright side, the number of girls I've made out with has increased by 100% in the last two weeks.

Ok, so I'm a loser, but at least I'm making progress finally.

JohnnyNemesis
04-05-2006, 12:22 PM
And on the bright side, the number of girls I've made out with has increased by 100% in the last two weeks.

I thoroughly appreciated this part of the post.

T-6005
04-05-2006, 12:23 PM
Isn't going from 0 to 1 (or anywhere else) impossible to calculate in a percentage of increase?

Lithuanian Offspring
04-05-2006, 12:36 PM
making out is like kissing with tongs & all?
Kissing with tongs? Sounds kind of difficult, not to mention dangerous.

JohnnyNemesis
04-05-2006, 12:38 PM
Upon second glance, no, I don't appreciate that part of his post at all. The honesty though, yeah.

wheelchairman
04-05-2006, 04:03 PM
So Dain, please tell us about all the ass you got.

JohnnyNemesis
04-05-2006, 04:09 PM
Because I am a real person, not bent on winning some superficial online popularity contest. This is actually the only forum that most people hate me. (by this forum I mean general chat) And I have a shitload of friends these days. My life is pretty together now I'd say, I'm finally overcoming my inherent shyness and my band's first gig is next month. And everyone knows what comes with being in a band when you're in high school....
...


Let me get this straight.

You're a REAL person not bent on winning some superficial online popularity contest, yet you:

-support the rep system at that other forum, a high ranking in which is the very definition of an online popularity contest

-felt the need to point out how no one else on teh intrewebz hates you (which doesn't explain your desire to keep coming back to the one place where everyone DOES hate you)

-steal so many stories and posts that you're too scared to be your real self even ONLINE where no one can hurt you

-think any of us gives a shit about your shyness or your band

Contradictions.

.............