View Full Version : Favorite motto

10-23-2004, 04:59 AM
Heya, I love reading funny or interesting mottos. Anyone heard any good ones?

I heard this one from Noodles:
"Do something everyday that scares you. Even if it's just opening your fridge and looking at the leftovers."

10-23-2004, 05:14 AM
Don't get stressed, that just gives you wrinkles

10-23-2004, 06:49 AM
"A stand can be made against invasion by an army; someone just needs to tell the French how to do it." - [popple]

10-23-2004, 07:03 AM
Oh my god, a French joke!

HAHAHAHAHA. Soooo funny!

10-23-2004, 07:39 AM
can we post proverbs too?

10-23-2004, 07:44 AM
no of course not. jeez the nerve of some people these days.

10-23-2004, 07:59 AM
why not? they're almost the same :confused:

10-23-2004, 08:02 AM
Are you serious!? Your ignorance is astounding. :mad:

10-23-2004, 10:17 AM
How about aphorisms and poems, WCM? Huuuuh.

10-23-2004, 10:40 AM
Post whatever you want!!!

10-23-2004, 11:10 AM
I heard one from a mate's dad when his son was eyeing up an older woman - he said "There's nothing wrong with wanting an older woman - after all, the older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune" :D

12-05-2006, 05:52 PM

Venom Symbiote
12-05-2006, 06:11 PM
Yay for two-year-old thread revivals!

12-05-2006, 10:18 PM
When I'm in this thread, I'm two years younger! It's a miracle!

12-06-2006, 01:36 AM
When I'm in this thread, I'm two years younger! It's a miracle!

Literal lol. Sigged.

12-06-2006, 02:46 AM
Wow, I used to think I was funny when I totally wasn't.

...Not much has changed.

12-06-2006, 02:50 AM
zagmeno just keeps proving himself more and more useless... first arguing over calling the offspring "'Spring"... then thinking that starting an argument on a message board was "starting a revolution", and then reviving a 2 year old thread with completely uninteresting bullshit. I don't usually tell people this kinda thing, but zagmen, kill yourself. Please.

Venom Symbiote
12-06-2006, 03:36 AM
Why don't you usually tell people that?

It's healthy. I do it all the fucking time. But agreed. And tell your family to ditch the funeral and just give the money to charity or some shit.

You're such a cock.

12-06-2006, 04:00 AM
Why don't you usually tell people that?

It's healthy. I do it all the fucking time.

it loses its punch when overused. I mean, when it comes from someone like me, you know you're a officially a fuck up. :-P

Venom Symbiote
12-06-2006, 04:03 AM
Pssh. You're too patient. Never use things sparingly, go all-out.

12-06-2006, 04:06 AM
I'm all about dosage, moderation, and effect. I don't need my words to lose their meaning!

12-06-2006, 10:52 AM
I only revive the threads to be funny

It's not working.

I'm not the one who started the argument over the whole 'spring controversy, and that argument was so huge how can you not call it a revolution?

It wasn't huge. A bunch of people asked you not to sound like a total fucking moron, that's all.

12-06-2006, 12:08 PM