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wheelchairman
04-04-2006, 10:20 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_bagging

Making the meaning Sex Offender more meaningless by the day.

Andy
04-04-2006, 10:22 AM
No, I can't accept that. They'll ban the helicopter next!

Not Ozymandias
04-04-2006, 10:37 AM
I would like to know if there's a non-consentual tea-bagger living in my neighborhood. What if I'm sitting on a park bench and I lean back to look up at the clouds and end up with some guy's junk in my face? No good.

Vera
04-04-2006, 11:04 AM
First question that occurred to me, "How the FUCK do you teabag someone non-consentually?"

Then I thought, "Nevermind, there's always the guys from Dirty Sanchez".

But still, like, WTF.

Sin Studly
04-04-2006, 11:35 AM
If you're a male stripper and somebody is sitting at the front row, perhaps you could get one in before they can react. Which sort of voids the purpose of sitting at the front row of a male stripclub in the first place.

notoriousdoc
04-04-2006, 11:47 AM
Who actually puts this stuff in Wiki?

Mota Boy
04-04-2006, 09:00 PM
I was hanging out with a group of people a while back, drinking and telling stories, when this one guy, after quite a few beers, took the cake by starting out with "I'm a registered sex offender in Florida."

Turns out the guy was down there on Spring Break with some friends at a house, and they decided to go out to the side of the road with a sign that said "Show me your tits!" and see what luck they'd have. They didn't manage to pick up any chicks, but they did get a cop car to stop, where they were charged with something like sexual harassment. And now the poor bastard has to inform Florida when he enters the state. Good times.

coke_a_holic
04-04-2006, 09:11 PM
It's a good thing I always ask before tea-bagging someone, or I'd be in big trouble.

Mota Boy
04-04-2006, 09:17 PM
Yeah, and I've learned the secret is not to ask them immediately before doing it. "MMMMMMMMPHHHRRGGGHHHHDDDDPPLLLMMMMMM????!!!!!!!" sounds a lot like a "Yes" even though it's really a "No".

sKratch
04-04-2006, 09:19 PM
First question that occurred to me, "How the FUCK do you teabag someone non-consentually?"

Then I thought, "Nevermind, there's always the guys from Dirty Sanchez".

But still, like, WTF.
Um maybe you're confused, but tea bagging is unconsentual 99.99999% of the time; it's one of those "lolz you're drunk and passed out have my nuts on your face" things.

coke_a_holic
04-04-2006, 09:22 PM
In boy scouts, all the kids ever talk about is how they're gonna teabag you while you sleep. Seriously, it's like the only thing they talk about while camping. "Hey, Mike, I hope you enjoy my balls in your face at 3 AM!" is a relatively normal statement to hear.

0r4ng3
04-04-2006, 09:23 PM
In boy scouts, all the kids ever talk about is how they're gonna teabag you while you sleep. Seriously, it's like the only thing they talk about while camping. "Hey, Mike, I hope you enjoy my balls in your face at 3 AM!" is a relatively normal statement to hear.
Hmm, Boy Scouts have changed since I was one. I don't quite recall a Tea-Bagging badge. I had a few more scouts jokes, but I don't remember them.

Mota Boy
04-04-2006, 09:24 PM
You know, all you have to say in response is "OK... but just a warning: I talk in my sleep."

coke_a_holic
04-04-2006, 09:25 PM
I told them I have a tendency to grind my teeth in my sleep, it worked pretty well.

0r4ng3
04-04-2006, 09:26 PM
"I bite in my sleep. Oh, I also have a tendency to light anything in front of my face on fire in my sleep."

T-6005
04-04-2006, 09:29 PM
I'm just going to say that I'm not going to say anything.

Because this topic is too weird for words.

Mota Boy
04-04-2006, 09:30 PM
Well, I guess we know what the "T" stands for now.

Endymion
04-04-2006, 09:38 PM
the good ol' rusty trombone will always have a place in my heart.

T-6005
04-04-2006, 09:40 PM
Well, I guess we know what the "T" stands for now.
Yes, and my 6005 is my current count.

Vera
04-05-2006, 02:52 AM
Um maybe you're confused, but tea bagging is unconsentual 99.99999% of the time; it's one of those "lolz you're drunk and passed out have my nuts on your face" things.
Yeah, I figured.

Christ, boys are odd.

wheelchairman
04-05-2006, 06:03 AM
Yes, and my 6005 is my current count.
You'd have to like, teabag non-stop for a year to achieve that. :o

Vera
04-05-2006, 06:13 AM
Maybe he holds the Guinness World Record for Most Non-Consentual Teabagging Incidents Within 18 Months.

Then he got famous and retired.

wheelchairman
04-05-2006, 06:17 AM
So now it's only the occasional recreational teabagging for fans?

Vera
04-05-2006, 06:18 AM
I hear he charges at least 1,000 dollars per bag.