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ruroken
04-04-2006, 09:54 PM
"Beat her and rape her -- I'll make God kill your mom"
Vendetta Red's "A Dark Heart Silhoutte"


What lyrics have made you just think "holy shit, did he seriously just say that?!" in a disgusted sort of way.

Endymion
04-04-2006, 10:01 PM
lame. listen to anal cunt or something to get started.

nieh
04-04-2006, 10:06 PM
Ween - Spinal Meningitis Got me Down

Why they wanna see my spine mommy?
Why they wanna see my spine?
It's gonna hurt again mommy
Much worse than last time
Am I gonna see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts mommy!
Am I gonna die?
Smile on mighty Jesus
Spinal Meningitis got me down

I'm feelin' greasy mommy
Please don't let me die
Stinky vaseline mommy!
Please don't let me die
Am I gonna see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts mommy!
Am I gonna die?

Smile on mighty Jesus
Spinal Meningitis got me down
Smile on mighty Jesus
Spinal Meningitis got me down


The thing that makes the song worse than the lyrics would suggest is the fact that they pull off a voice that sounds like a sad little kid in pain while the song is sort of a weird, silly, mostly up-beat new wavey kind of thing.

Anal Cunt wins, but it's just too easy to pick stuff by them.

T-6005
04-04-2006, 10:10 PM
"holy shit, did he seriously just say that?!"
emo lyrics much?

Endymion
04-04-2006, 10:12 PM
actually, some of the songs by the dresden dolls really freak me out. check out miss me or half jack for examples.

nieh
04-04-2006, 10:18 PM
actually, some of the songs by the dresden dolls really freak me out. check out miss me or half jack for examples.

Yeah, that girl's kind of nuts. Have you ever read her biography on their website? Anyway, their new album isn't nearly as goth and is a lot more upbeat. I was a little disappointed by that.

ruroken
04-05-2006, 08:29 AM
emo lyrics much?
Hahaha Vendetta Red's emo? I thought so, but I wasn't sure.

notoriousdoc
04-05-2006, 12:25 PM
The Misfits-Last Caress

"I've got something to say
I raped your mother today
And it doesn't matter much to me as long as she's spread"

And The Misfits-Bullet

"President’s bullet-ridden body in the street
Ride, johnny ride
Kennedy’s shattered head hits concrete
Ride, johnny ride

Johnny’s wife is floundering
Johnny’s wife is scared
Run, jackie run

Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead
Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head
Texas is the reason that the president’s dead
You gotta suck, suck, jackie suck

Arise jackie o, jonathon of kennedy
Well, arise and be shot down
The dirt’s gonna be your dessert
My cum be your life source
And the only way to get it
Is to suck or fuck
Or be poor and devoid
And masturbate me, masturbate me
Then slurp it from your palm
Like a dry desert soaking up rain
Soaking up sun
Like a dry desert soaking up rain
Soaking up sun"

Probably not the nastiest but it was 30 years ago.

And Ruroken darling, sigged.

Mooose
04-05-2006, 12:36 PM
"I wanna slit your throat and fuck the hole"
Slipknot - Disasterpiece

bd007h
04-05-2006, 02:12 PM
Detachable Penis by King Missile:

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]

opivy21
04-05-2006, 04:21 PM
There's worse songs, but Code Blue by T.S.O.L. is a good one.

I never got along with the girls at my school
Filling me up with all their morals and their rules
They'd pile all their problems on my head
I'd rather go out and fuck the dead
'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead
Middle of the night so silently
I creep on over to the mortuary
Lift up the casket and fiddle with the dead
Their cold blue flesh makes me turn red
'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead
And I don't even care how she died...
But I like it better if she smells of formaldehyde!
Never on the rag or say leave me alone
They don't scream and they don't moan
Don't even cry if I shoot in their hair
Lying on the table she smiles and she stares
Chorus

Funny song.

Andy
04-06-2006, 03:53 AM
I don't know many fucked up songs, but Tuck Me In by the Alkaline Trio manages to paint a pretty unsavoury image of what's going on inside Matt Skibas head.

Tuck me into where it's freezing,
Tuck me into bed with snakes.
Tuck me in with the tarantulas,
I wanna let 'em in my mouth and down my throat to lay their eggs.

Tuck me into where there's bleeding,
Where it spills out of the walls onto the floor.
Tuck me into where your best friend's apologies amount to shit,
they always did, for ever more.
I pour out onto the floor like liquid white from fallen glass,
Nothing to cry over
My skin went sour long ago
It knew it had noplace left to go.

Tuck me into where I'm falling,
Where I can feel the heat rise underneath my wings.
and all the fallen angels in hell will tuck me away from you,
take me away from everything.
Tuck me into where there's dying,
Tuck me in with flames and tuck me in with flies,
Maybe then you will appreciate your only friend
with maggots in her eyes or as ashes in the sky.

I pour out onto the floor like liquid white from fallen glass,
Nothing to cry over
My skin went sour long ago
It knew it had no place left to go.

I pour out onto the floor like liquid white from fallen glass,
Nothing to cry over
My skin went sour long ago
It knew it had no place left to go.

ruroken
04-06-2006, 08:38 AM
That song sounds hella spastic. Can you send it to me?

Andy
04-06-2006, 09:23 AM
That song sounds hella spastic. Can you send it to me?
If you're talking about the Alkaline Trio song, here it is:
CLICK (http://s60.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0Z5KAZV5AVKA70S918M5BYCAFU)

XYlophonetreeZ
01-05-2007, 12:13 AM
I seemed to remember a thread like this existing somewhere. Naturally I had to bump it upon seeing the lyrics to Man Man's "White Rice, Brown Heart" printed on their Myspace.

WHITE RICE/BROWN HEART
i wanna be your your israeli goggles
Oh Native Indian Shadow Shadow
I wanna pee inside of your mouth
duck duck duck duck duck man hoof hand
see you cross the street it makes me stutter
i lock tom tom with da broiler
i wanna be your long lost limb
(spoken, sad) i cry alone i am so lonely
you got me feeling like a hang nail
Go White Face!!!

i saw you fall into a burning cauldron
i heard you call for help but i'm not coming
i saw me fall into a burning oven
i heard me call for help but you're not coming (not coming!)

you call me ling ling i'll call you panda fist
the sun burn like burn burn eye burn burn
i only mess around with girl's who lisp
la you make me feel like a lusty seagull
dust me off i'm a trophy wife
ah these titties are night time things
make fuck like dog bark moon make fuck like dog bark moon (woo oo)
(bark like a dog)
you got me feeling like a hard on
Go White Face!!!

i saw you fall into a burning cauldron
i heard you call for help but i'm not coming
i saw me fall into a burning oven
i heard me call for help but you're not coming (not coming!)

Go White Face
Go White Face
Go White Face
Go White Face

Llamas
01-05-2007, 12:34 AM
There are worse, but this is the first that comes to mind.

Prayer to God - Shellac

To the one true God above:
here is my prayer -
not the first you've heard, but the first I wrote.
(not the first, but the others were a long time ago).
There are two people here, and I want you to kill them.
Her - she can go quietly, by disease or a blow
to the base of her neck,
where her necklaces close,
where her garments come together,
where I used to lay my face...
That's where you oughta kill her,
in that particular place.
Him - just fucking kill him, I don't care if it hurts.
Yes I do, I want it to,
fucking kill him but first
make him cry like a woman,
(no particular woman),
let him hold out, hold back
(someone or other might come and fucking kill him).
Fucking kill him.
Kill him already, kill him.
Fucking kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
Fucking kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
Just fucking kill him! Fucking kill him,
Fucking kill him already, kill him.
Ah Fucking kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
Kill him already, kill him already
Kill him, fucking kill him.
Just fucking kill him, fuckin kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
Fuckin kill him, kill him,
Fucking kill him already, kill him.

Kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him, just fucking kill him.
Kill them already, kill them already,
Kill him.
Amen.

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Love Dump - Static X

I cant believe I am letting you do this to me
Hand me a line
Really hand it to me
I always loved you
Love dumpling
Your shit's like chocolate cake
and your ass smells like a rose

I really hate you
love dumpling
Now my bowels ache and...
I cant believe I am letting you do this to me

drop down me the line
really hand me a line
really hand me a line
hand me a line,
really hand it to me

XYlophonetreeZ
01-05-2007, 12:57 AM
The first one's more "psycho" than fucked-up.

The second one is more "horrible" than fucked-up. OK, well maybe it's horrible and fucked-up.

Llamas
01-05-2007, 01:35 AM
The first one's more "psycho" than fucked-up.

The second one is more "horrible" than fucked-up. OK, well maybe it's horrible and fucked-up.

Writing prayers to god about how much you want people to die... qualifies as fucked up to me. :p And I think the second one is most definitely fucked up!

All About Eve
01-05-2007, 01:52 AM
Dr. Treez was the best considering it was on Myspace.

Acoustic1804
01-05-2007, 03:03 AM
Hiding behind the shadows
I'll be waiting in the dark
To drive this blade straight through your heart
I'll drag your body to the car
As blood races down my arm
I think everyone will wonder where you are (tonight)

I'll hide you in my walls
Your body will never be found
I'll wear your skin As a suit pretend to be you
Your friends will like you more then they used do.

Dear diary my teen angst bullshit has a body count! (count!)
I believe its six going on to seven now!!! (seven now!!!)

I've been dreaming about you
In a pool of your own blood,
With your eyes gouged out
By the work of my thumbs,
The scent of your insides
From under the floor boards,
The perfect perfume
For settling a score!

I'll hide you in my walls
Your body will never be found
I'll wear your skin as a suit, pretend to be you
your friends will like you more than they used to (to!)
pretend to be you, your friends will like you more than they used to (to!)


Ride the wings of...

Ride the wings of pestilence...

- Ride The Wings Of Pestilence by From First To Last

I heard that song on my Punkorama 10 DVD....
It disturbed me greatly...

Venom Symbiote
01-05-2007, 05:59 AM
Pretty much anything by Cannibal Corpse or a European black-metal band. Song titles like "fuck her with a knife", etc.

My gross-out threshold is pretty high, but I can't listen to that stuff.

T-6005
01-05-2007, 06:45 AM
I always thought the rap part to Feel Good Inc. was more strange than anything.

Laughing gas these hazmats, fast cats,
Lining them up-a like ass cracks,
Lay these ponies at the track
Its my chocolate attack.
Shit, I'm stepping in the heart of this here
Care bear bumping in the heart of this here
Watch me as I gravitate
Hahahahahahaa.
Yo, we gonna go ghost town,
This motown,
With yo sound
You're in the place
You gonna bite the dust
Cant fight with us
With yo sound
You kill the INC.
So don't stop, get it, get it
Until you're Jet Ahead.
Yo, watch the way I navigate
Hahahahahhaa


Mostly the first half.

Piedude
01-05-2007, 09:46 AM
Howling Willie Cunt's album (World Of Filth) is 15 tracks of this kinda stuff....

The hand of a child wipes the tears from his eyes
Its smaller than mommys so you look twice the size
With barely the strength to undo you flies
still the hand of a child keeps on giving
Oooh, Tiny Fingers


He'd rather have a dick in his ass
a cock in his mouth and the balls on his chin
and a belly full of nigger jizm addles in aids
and blow down syndrome still born children
covered in shit...
....than have you in his heart

Put all the words to country and western and you have one hilarious, but occasionally too close to the mark, album.

lilian [darkest star]
01-05-2007, 10:26 AM
GBH: Necrophilia

Make love to you your eyes are closed,
your body is rotting it's decomposed.
Your hair straggled in a spider's web ..
you're dead.

No remorse ..
screw the corpse.

Your clothes are in a state of decay,
just like you they're thrown away.
Your body's filled with lava flies,
why oh why did you have to die ?

I come and see you every night,
unlike my girl you don't put up a fight.
I'm close to you, put flowers on your womb ..
'cos I was born in your womb.


(he's talking about screwing his dead mother)

JohnnyNemesis
01-05-2007, 12:59 PM
It's funny you bump this now because I just made a blog post last night about some fucked up lyrics I heard. Here's the entire entry:


"The family close knit/And deep like the Hutu, you cockroaches!" - Malice of Clipse- "Wamp Wamp (What It Do)"

Oh. Oh my. Ohhh what a line. I...what...what do you even say about a line like that?!

I was listening to this song on the way home from work, and once I heard the quoted line there, I stopped dead in my tracks with a grin on my face (I must have looked like a fool to the people who were around). I wasn't amused; I was just shocked, amazed at what I had just heard.

The winner for most fucked up, perpetually shocking (and as a result, addictive, no matter how much it offends me) line of the year is obvious.

DexterWannabe
01-05-2007, 06:03 PM
;949023'](he's talking about screwing his dead mother)

i got that message pretty clear

Apathy
01-06-2007, 01:46 PM
I liked this song more before I read the lyrics :(
It's a great song, but I don't like listening to the lyrics. They ruin it for me when I'm not in a sick mood.

Mu330 - Father Friendly
Dear Father
forgive me
it's been 3 minutes since my last erection
make it hard
so hard
hats off to the catholic church
hats off to mary and jesus
thanks for the guilt you gave me
my conscience still enslaves me
if beating off's a mortals sin
then god what a mess i'm in
hats off to the nun
who beat up my best friend
hats off to father friendly
he's got those hands so manly
he touched me in a special
so special so special
father friendly's making plans
but god i hope they don't include his hands
hats off to the nun who beat up my best friend
hats off to corporal punishment
hats off to the nun with the man hands
thanks for the scar on my brothers neck
father's tight grip choked him with sacred hands
god made you the judge and jury
brothers sister don't you worry
hats off to the nun who beat up my best friend

darea
01-06-2007, 02:07 PM
Necro Bitch Scream

You think you got a gold twat
But slut your stinky like an old sock
Now suck that dildo like a blow pop
Up and down like a robot
Your diary's filled with inquires
Of you suckin cocks entirely
fuckin you's like boxin violently
jabbing the clit stabbin the shit
gaggin the bitch with a slit that's got crabs in it
full of veins like a faggets dick
let her hang from her tits
on a hook sharp like a shank with a grip
yankin them right off with a skanky trick
open her mouth then she drank my spit
you get 200 frankfuters slipped in you then gang-bang in your pit
I've got you under pressure to use your body for pleasure
Don't be snotty I'm a professor in trying to undress ya
I'll put a spell on you
have you suckin my dick and workin the bordello to
covered in sticky yellow goo
You being celibate is through
Your mind is irrelevant you'll listen to everything I tell you to do

[Hook]
Watch these street villains get all up in your guts
Butcher knife attached to my dick to cut it up
Blood lubrication makes it easy sliding up
They want their nipples bit bitch scream
Shank you in your face if you don't give me pussy bitch
They want their nipples bit bitch scream



[Necro]
Yo I'm all about nipple suckin'
Clit lickin honest to goodness
Dick in cunt pumping fuckin
Triple x pussy lip stretched
As she drips wet your cunts hot
cause hunk's got a tree trunk cock
a shiney pink knob for stink slob
I'm delving into your velvet soft pelvis
like dumpin a clit
blastin my dick humpin a chick
pumpin with my balls jumpin against your clit
insert the meat
then my hot spunk is squirted deep
I'm a perverted creep your twat is too hot
I can't believe the lips you got
the type of lips that could grip a cock
like the mouth of a pit is equipped to lock
fuck a fake bitch I'd rather have a girl with tiny lil' cup cake tits
I'm on some duct tape shit tape you up but naked
the shit I'm gonna do to you in unsacred
Like a sadist rapist I'm like prostitution in Vegas

[Hook]
Watch these street villains get all up in your guts
Butcher knife attached to my dick to cut it up
Bold lubrication makes it easy sliding up
They want their nipples bit bitch scream
Shank you in your face if you don't give me pussy bitch
They want their nipples bit bitch scream

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Necro and Ill Bill - eat shit and die
[Necro]
Ladies and gentlemen
Tonight we present torture and sodomy
Hosted by Necrophiliac and Ill Cannibill
Relax n smoke your crills

I'll make your eyeballs go back in your skull and come out your ass
I'm walkin' on hot coal and glass
I shit on the church's mass
Sacraligous I sever your body something prestigious
Precise cuts, I'm fascinated with women's guts
I hit your skins and I'm jerkin' off on your intestines
I'll fuck you in your ass bitch
Now you're colon is swollen
When I go bowlin'
To achieve a strike
I use the headpiece of a dyke
I swing her brains down the lane
I'm a sadomasochist
One finger, two fingers, three fingers
Four fingers, FUCK IT THE WHOLE FIST
Up your asshole
Now you're ready for Ed Powers
And Rocko Sefreddi to suck my cock hoe

[Ill Bill]
I be gettin' backrubs in backrooms of S&M clubs
I'm on drugs
During sex I use anal beads and butt plugs
I'm holdin' bitches dooty holes hostage
your sisters sphincter keeps me warm during the winter 'cause my cocks big
It gets stuck
Bitches be getting fucked up the asshole
Open ya oven
So I can cook the dooty casserole
That's how I'm living, givin' bitches the shits
I fuck 'em between they tits, then I bust a nut on they lips
I vaccinate sockets with lip plugs like if I was to flip once
I snag body bags with dirty hags and cuts
Shooting chemicals directly into my jugular
Look around, shit's getting uglier and uglier
Spinnin' within my hyperbaric chamber
Nothin' short of a bloody rusty razor
fingerprint that could stop my behavior
Generally and federally
Etcetera, etcetera
Shooting storm troopers lie deadera
I emphasize like Emphysema
Every word I speak creeps into your blood stream like Leukemia
I instigate mutilation
Under federal investigation
Escaping police stations

[Necro]
Yah I got dead bodys covered with hay in my barn
Loud motherfuckers get their lips sewn with yarn
Out the ten story window, headfirst I chuck you
Attach a switchblade to my dick and then I fuck you (Fuck you!)
In and out, as I cut the uterus
You'll soon be, familiar with torture if you're new to this
Leave you glued to a piss-stained wall
Take my brain out of my skull
And watch my fuckin' brain crawl
'Cause IT'S ALIVE, MOTHERFUCKIN' ALIVE
Bend over and get sodomized with the .45
Bumpin'into the beehive and get stung
I got the noose of death, so nigga come and get hung
Lyrically, your rectum gets bruised
I come from the world where niggas get fuckin' abused
The realm of violent crime
Where bitches get fucked in the pussy and ass at the same time

[Chorus]
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die

[Ill Bill]
I'm comin' out from inside the walls like asbestos
A ghost disappearing and reappearing when least most, expected
I gank kids on their own
When they want to
I'm a monster, responsible for missing camp counselors
I'm analyzing bio-rhythms
Sleeping my victims with incisions
My sensory sees catastrophic visions
Over the image of Jehovah I burn sober
In retrospect I infect your innards just like an ulcer
Then twist facial features like Rocky Dennis
When I menace it's horrendous
My bloody appetite's tremendous
Enormous
Watch the metamorphosis
Diggin bitches in orifices
Remorse is not my thoughts when I catch a corpse
The torture tactics I practice tear up your mattress
Kidnap an actress
That activate vibrateing plastics

[Necro]
When they made me
I was so, evil they broke the mold
Necro is cold, my fucking birth should of been controlled
If you're bold you'll get strangled with your gold
Going once !! going twice !! another fucking white slave sold
For wacking off I have compulsive dependancy
From the tendency, for ruining your bitches pregnancy
Niggas can't understand my morbid biology
I bring, new, meaning to the studies of Gynacology
When I shove, razors up your cunt you'll see
All bitches that diss me wind up with fucking V.D.
When I was in my mom's cunt, my father slaughtered me
I came back from the dead, after my mom aborted me
Bloody, fetus, baby of Satan, Devil's child
Leavin' bodies on all types of motherfuckin' level piles
So girl take fuckin' caution,
'Cause if you're walkin home alone tonight
You might wind up a bitch on auction
And if you can't take you and you're concious hun,
I'll be like Ralphus, and shoot a slug into you from my blow gun
[Ill Bill]
I'm stirring in the pain in the center of your brain
Carve a path with a butcher knife
Walk down the lane
Take a stroll through the hole in your head
Stab untill your dead
I'd like to paint the world blood red
Flippin' like OJ Simpson, the Joel Rifkin
Covered with crimson
Everywhere you look another dead shook
On the meat hook hangin'
Then I'm up in your place to spread your wife's legs for the bangin'
I love to fuck retarded chicks with wiffle ball bats
Then watch there fuckin' head go splat when I pull out the gat
I'm also into sodomizing secretaries
I'm very scary
My ice pick rips through virgin cherries
And all you crews that think you got half of what me and my brother got
You get chop chop chopped like Bobbit's cock

[Chorus]
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and die
Eat shit and DIE!!!!!

Necrophiliac nineteen ninety gore
Ill Cannibill nineteen ninety gore

Eat my shit
Eat my shit
Eat my shit
Eat my shit

You suckin dick for crack
You suckin dick for crack

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darea
01-06-2007, 02:30 PM
Smutt Peddlers - Bottom feeders

cage]
*let my orange dick spit*
I got a dog named kubrick
Its obvious I like his flicks
Filming em with human chicks. if thats a sin
Let him poke this white bitch kim for coke
Outside of a bar until I switched in
Breaking her in like new tims in a robbery
Take a culture of my spits culture and spawn a colony
Smell like teen spirit? grab a shotgun and feed us
My l.p. street they shaking up columbine high cheerleaders
Dipping in two seaters, that aint mine
So many sick ass letter combinations I ? peg rhymes?
Blew my e.c. advance on a p.c. and grams
D.c. and p.s.2 games, grow lights and plants
Crops done by the time the cops come
Car jacked this pregnant indian for a datsun
Blaze a building, to catch a rap magazine
You wanna talk shit and not get fucked up?
Thats a faggots dream!

Hook: x2
Scratched in yeah, you know how we comin
With the looters, solicitors, unwanted visitors.
Nickel bag misdemeanors, bottom feeders.
Moochers, bleeders, breeders and sleepers.

[r.a. the rugged man]
Hey yo, Im just as broke as when I had no deal
Im not too bright. my brain is like oatmeal
I used to be label mates with shaquille oneal
Now I get my dick sucked in the batmobile
I live in long island, with a house of retards
And illegal aliens that need green cards
Im a rap legend to little weird white kids
That carve shit in their arms
Like I dont wanna live
Im the original, dirty, white gangster
Ryhmer. perverted rhyme writer
We dirty old men you cant trust us
See us finger popping your daughters in the back of school buses
Rugged man. hairy baboon
Catch me at the mtv awards jerkin off in the bathroom
Cage, eon, mighty mi. why try?
Remix this shit. put it back out when I die

Repeat hook

[mr. eon]
Im so depressed, Im doing whippits for hours. cuz I realize
Im less popular than whats happening now was
There are women in pits in my basement
My trophy. morganas tits in a glass encased man
Like my sidekick gary highnick
Im still banging the thai chicks plus Im high bitch
Eon rains...fuck it! e hurricanes
You a cold front thats seen on every weather vane
I got a storm more perfect than george clooney
Thinking yall scary. yall aint even goonies!
E eases through the scene thats serene
And drops the illest shit any latrine has ever seen
I have no left or right ventricles
Thats why I laugh when cops pull out with both tenticles
The beast lives among us
And I cause a reaction similar to what seeing your mother hung does

Repeat hook

darea
01-08-2007, 01:31 PM
Necro - your fucking head split

Yo
Yeah uh
Yo this the shit right here
Yo this make me wanna kill somebody
Turn this shit up real fucking loud

[Necro]
Drinking the bile out ya pancreas the fanciest
Cancerous spoken lyricist pack a shank on the hips
You a skanky bitch slit ya wrist-clittoris
If your inhibited I'll piss in ya syphillis and get pissed
Mr.Death Dr.Demise Surgeon Slice
You'll die really slow if you don't appreciate life
You wack if you dont appreciate knives
The way a knife slices precise the trife it's a demonic device
The chronic you light inhale, for those in jail
To those that beef get impaled and buried in snails
My brains charred like burnt flesh and scarred
Ripping ya breast apart digest ya heart
Die!

Chorus: repeat 2X

Kid you know you can't fuck with this
ya you know my shit's too sick
Kid you know you can't fuck with this
Might get ya whole fuckin head split

[Necro]
Terrorize ya whole clit make suck ya own tits
And spit the cancer out, grab a glock; call me Sir Manson-a-Lot
Blow ya brains on the seats varicose veins on the streets
Cocaine bustin weed, kill you slowly it's a must you bleed
Pop a vein in ya skull from the stress feelin numb in ya chest
Anxiety attack, murder you with a variety
An axe, a mack, a black jack, a BAD crack
Right upside ya fuckin head, for talking shit about this kid
You bled, sadistic and red, my biscuit pumps lead
Cock it, obnoxious, get chopped up in boxes
I'm toxic, my topics are gothic
Morbidity you can't get rid of me
the reason that humidity is shit to me
So kill ya'self and write a note
Right before the noose wraps tight around ya throat
Ya windpipe is choked
New York is full of transvestites in coats
Helpless when chicks control and sacrificing goats
It's death for these second street derelicts
Reppin' it sellin shit malevolent
Mad felons kid I got three in the fam
Me and my man will beat you with hands leave you beneath the sand
You sinkin quickly, I'm thinking, I'm sickly
I need medication the cadavers are getting stinky

Chorus: repeat 2X

Kid you know you can't fuck with this
Don't you know my shit's too sick
Kid you know you can't fuck with this
Might get ya whole fuckin head split
Split slpit
fuckin head split fuckin head split bitch fuckin head split

darea
01-08-2007, 01:35 PM
Necro - you're dead


[Verse 1]
Ahhhhhh, necro!
Yo, the most morbid overdose off it
Like cindy crawford's baby comatose in the coffin
I'm awful, often unlawful
Crack you with a softball in your skull
Until you've lost all your memory, every morsel
Mutilate the beat, rejuvenate the street
While you duplicate, repeat
Leave you lookin like bloody lubricated meat
I've got a gun to pull
And I'm comfortable
Pumpin a full clip into the wonderful front of your skull
Your life is not refundable, stumble into the underworld
Where bigger hoes than you didn't come to your girl
Bustin off like I'm huntin for squirrels
A bullet hits you ripping your muscle like a hundred curls
And that's that, you bullshit artists
Can catch an ascap when you clap right through your knapsack backpack
Through an intruder's chest right through the flesh
Shove the knife in deep coz life is cheap
Like hookers from Budapest

Chorus:
You're dead dead, you're dead dead, you're dead dead
Dead
You're dead dead, you're dead dead, you're so dead
And that's what I said
You're dead dead, you're dead dead, you're dead dead
Dead
You're dead dead, you're dead dead, you're dead dead
(So dead) that's what I said

[Verse 2]
Ill Bill's seen demons in back of taxi cabs
My thoughts attack me like a bad acid tab
Or a crack drag or Black Flag
Tales from the darkside, mandatory suicide
You and I collide, member suit and ties arrive
Driving medicated, then the thoughts within the dream accelerated
Then some other motherfucker levitated
Talkin bout some vampire shit like he's dedicated
Decapitated that fuckin faggot then I celebrated
Fuckin with me you fuckin with psychos
Gunshots and knifeholes, walk on my tightrope, you know how life goes
It's like a dice roll, I love the drama, my mind is set to kill you
Spill your blood everywhere, like the broken glass of wine
And under the path of disaster of a bastard by design the blast and I
Fuck these bitches, love the cash and cry
And we all sick, quick to torture you,
Cut off your balls and stuff em down your throat
Like you sniffed a pound of coke, you're startin to choke

darea
01-08-2007, 03:50 PM
Necro
Beautiful Music for You to Die To

[Verse 1]
Ya dead kid, now ya just meat for preperation
Ya brain smeared all over the street like defecation
Pull a gun out on a star
Ya ain't to famous on Hollywood boulevard
Ya get run over by a car
Big saws the size of the teeth of Jaws
Chop you into jig saws, pop you with a sig saw
Starin at death like a 9-11 jump
Or Anti-Christ superstar
Drop the spine of a Reverend in a dumpster
Brutal accidents, and axes leaving dents
In ya skull permitting access to ya mendula fragments
A bullet rushes at ya like a pirahna to kill
And the slug cuts clearly threw ya skull like Dahmer's grill
You can tell Im satanic from my evil beat selection
Your autopsy's like wall bounce meat section
Kid ya didnt survive a stab to the chest
Unfortunately medical science can't always have success

[Chorus]
Ya don't like listening to death rap, well I do
There's nothing like beautiful music for you to die to
You can't stop pain, how long will cocaine last
A coltrain's blast, will leave you with no brains fast
Dont rap, stab yourself to the beat instead
Dont impress me with your raps, impress me by being dead
I'll be impressed when your bleeding red
Cause atleast you can say you done somethin I havent done yet

[Verse 2]
Trying to be spiritual so you can get closer
You'll have to choke on ya blood so ya can be kosher
Its a fact, everything I put out will come back
Like cats, in the slums with crack, catchin' slugs in the back
Its a cycle and us humans are addicted to the thrill
So now that your fuckin' dead, we need someone new to kill
If I tried to stop rappin like this I couldn't
But if I could I wouldn't
Smash the door down, fuck gettin' my foot in
Gamble with ya life, I think ya out of luck
Dont act rugged if ya not, cause when we bring it you'll be fucked
Ya safe in ya crib, with ya organs adjacent to ya ribs
I pump with so much poison, not many more days ya live
You look fucked, you look like you pukin' gook up
It looks like the rest of ya life should suck
When I said it, kid, ya get beheaded with a knife
By the most sadistic mothafucka you ever met in ya life!

[Chorus]
Ya don't like listening to death rap, well I do
There's nothing like beautiful music for you to die to
You can't stop pain, how long will cocaine last
A coltrain's blast, will leave you with no brains fast
Dont rap, stab yourself to the beat instead
Dont impress me with your raps, impress me by being dead
I'll be impressed when your bleeding red
Cause atleast you can say you done somethin I havent done yet

It's beautiful

It's beautiful to demons

*sample*Beautiful music, dangerous rhythm

Death is only cause you fear it, it's beautiful to demons

Stop the pushin, pullin, and screamin

*sample*Beautiful music, dangerous rhythm

Its beautiful

Stop the pushin, pullin, and screamin
death is ugly cause you fear it, it's beautiful to demons

*sample*Beautiful music

*sample*Beautiful music
Lyrics > Necro Lyrics > Necro Beautiful Music for You to Die To Lyrics

darea
01-08-2007, 03:59 PM
Necro Vaginal Secretions Lyrics
[Chorus]
I want to lick your pussy...

Enter my sex club, I got a slut bent on the floor
100 percent hardcore, a carnivore to whores
I got the pussy meat in my jaw, eating it raw
the period bleeding is pure
pulling at the beads covered in gore
I'll kiss your ass, piss in a glass
make you drink it, you'll suck numerous cocks that are stinkin
your purpose in life is to grab a dick and jerk it
you go girl, work it
you piece of shit bitch, you're worthless
You're a hot cunt, a piece of ass worth a lot of cash
A teenage fuck who's a girl ___ slash
I'm dead ass, she had a wet gash
but the cunt stuck like skunk
I almost puked up a lung
your bent over with cocks in your shlot
in your shit box, a walking hoe
sucking 4 P.O.'s, you dirty lip rot
you dumb and full of cum
You fuckin hoes, can suck on hose
both the nut on your nose, dog

[Chorus]

They say what you put in, you get out
well I put my dick in your cunt, now GET OUT!!!!
your saggy tits, and flappy hips are hanging like a bag of shit
gotta cock I'ma gag you with
I need a babe from the beach, to be my slave on a leash
you'll be on your knees, til your in a grave, deceased
you get laid in peace, you can't breathe
Cause buried in your throat, is some creams meat six foot deep
the girl of the millennium, you fuck many men
down a fuck, 10 of them bitch, you'll commit any sin
you got absolutely perfect tits
necrodice's brazilian bitches are delicious like sicilian slices
shes inquisitive, ill seize the initiative
the mission is to rip a skin tissue
lets see if this bitch will live
blowin my dick is suicide, it's way too wide
my flesh polar can stretch it make you puke up the food inside
Lyrics > Necro Lyrics > Necro Vaginal Secretions Lyrics

darea
01-08-2007, 04:04 PM
Necro Violins Of Violence Lyrics
(feat. Mr. Hyde)

[Screaming Woman]Go Home
Go Now In Peace
If you do not go now you will be
buried in this field I've seen
enough blood, but if you want more
I can't stop you I can only warn you
that it will be your blood not ours


[Necro]
Evil is annointed get disappointed
guillotine to your spleen you'll get
defeated you can't beat it join it (what?)
death comes in the worst way through satanic
wordplay here's a knife in your spine happy
birthday (bitch) bile lubrication crack vile
rejuvenation subdue my patient pursue cremation
insert a lance in your back through the circumstance
you're dead over your corpse I do a murder dance
I'm on stab you with a shank shaft my language is
filled with frankness and anguish you're anxious
greetings to all cretins to those bleeding from
repeated beatings I'm like the snake in Eden (ssss)
you down with necro be loyal or get strangled with a
'till you barf what goes around recoils my conversation
disects you like operation my obligation is to kill
nazis with concentration romance aint a slow dance it's
a slut with no pants sucking and holding my dick with
both hands put a gun to your pockets my steeze would
blind the eye piece of a high priest like the sun to
his sockets

Chorus-[Mr.Hyde]
Violins of violence will thrive on destruction it's
Necro abduction with Hyde corruption you flirt with
escape of death in the clip 'cause happy endings are
not in the script-x2

[Necro]
I drop english vocab distastefully gracefully with
a machete strapped at my hip I'm in the place to be
reppin brutality faithfully my religion's sin bash a
pigeon in I'm belligerant peace to all midgets in
america with short ligaments do your thing size don't
mean shit any nigga could win talkin out your ass is
great you'll get drastic hate force you to masticate
a fuckin plastic plate i got your brain through
acquisition now you're on the streets smokin crack on
a mission lookin like an apparition your death is like
angelic the splatterin of your guts makes a beautiful
pattern it's psychadelic kiss your last hundred dollars
bye your wallets mine scream holler cry you've been
disqualified my demented thoughts need to be vented
and sacremented your tendons blended is spendid

[chorus]-x2

SkunkIt
01-08-2007, 05:14 PM
I really haven't found any song i've heard to be disturbing and this isn't disturbing to me, but it might be to some. It's my second favorite love song.

The Black Dahlia Murder-Closed Casket Requiem

Dear diary, tonight will be our last
my hands are itching for razors
my angel, this knife shall carve thee wings
consumed by sickness, i ache to see your blood
the hour approaches when i shall lay a nest inside of you
sliced open i lay waste to my desires
sweet entrails are scooped onto the tile
and in my dreams i hold your head beneath the waves
after you've died, i kiss the nape of your porcelain neck
you enter me in death's perpetual embrace
skin tightens in the throes of lust
and in my dreams i cut your mouth from ear to ear
dissecting your angelic body in the quiet of your room
how splendidly i carve into your tender heart
shuddering between the sheets
for weeks i've watched you, perched above your sleeping form
as i caress your perfection
my angel, i'll tear your insides out
my mind is flooding, the marrow of your bones
i cannot subside 'til i have suckled every inch of you
your features now glazed in your own blood
my fingers find home amongst your guts
and in my dreams i hold your head beneath the waves
after you've died, i kiss the nape of your porcelain neck
you enter me in death's perpetual embrace
skin tightens in the throes of lust
and in my dreams i cut your mouth from ear to ear
dissecting your angelic body in the quiet of your room
how splendidly i carve into your tender heart
shuddering between the sheets
whisper your name as you awaken your throat gasps, your skin recoils
we shall be intertwined, entangled in our love
murder beckons as time stops with your voice
i'll love you forever -- and forever it shall be
the knives begin singing, they're weeping for your flesh
the pinnacle of obsession is clawing at the fibers of my mind
the rampant state of elation is heightened by the paleness of your cries
with a promise of absolution, my thoughts are tangled in my creations
with a promise of unequaled pleasure, reason is twisting
the knives are crooning for this perfect end
for weeks i've watched you, perched above your sleeping form
as i caress your perfection
my angel, i'll tear your insides out
my mind is flooding, the marrow of your bones
i cannot subside 'til i have suckled every inch of you
i feel the fibers stretch and tear
unbridled climax is achieved
i've waited so long for this moment
the euphoric act of suicide -- suicide!

darea
01-08-2007, 05:25 PM
how sweet, makes me think a little of this one

cage - ballad of worms

Woman singing x4]
I'm feeling down, touch me

What kind of God is this?
Gave me the hottest bitch
Then took the life from her chest and left a pile of shit
Sloppy with a fork, so Chris gotta feed her
To numb to cum, sometimes she piss while I eat her
I tell her, keep her head up
Even though I gotta hold it up for her
and she seizure when she try and get up
I know I'm perking her
But can't stop what's hurting her
No sleep with her screaming all night, I'm thinking of murking her
Her parents paid for the coffin and left state
After signing the contract, do not resuscitate
Yellin' for mommy
I dip in the morphine to calm me
I'm known in town as the creep that's into zombies

[Chorus: woman singing x2]
I can't get that sound you make out of my head
I can't even figure out what's making it

Stare in her eyes to look past horror
Morphine tolerated, I'm out coppin' horse tranq for her
Like I won't have to go through hell again
Her skin is like saran wrap, barely hangin' from her skeleton
With each one of her ribs defined
My crib's designed
To keep the light out cause she can't lift the blinds
Drifting behind, I'll be outta friends soon
Nobody visits the guy that keeps the body in his bedroom
She's barely alive and taking life from me
With no appetite but the meningitis is still hungry
Wants to make love
But I had to substitute it with holding hands while we take drugs

[Chorus]

She's cold as a corpse
And still holding The Source
Up in the air like: "One day the cover is yours"
Took the IV out her wrist
Tried to give me a kiss
Before I tasted her lips, she dislocated her hips
Started shaking
Couldn't feed her no medication
To scared to beat on her chest in fear It'd cave in
Death waved again and each time leaves her
In a coma, for a week, to wake up to more seizures
But this time ain't like the rest
I can see right through her chest
And see her heart ain't got no fuckin beats left
Then a voluptuous ghost falls from a host
Looking like she did in High School then fades when I get close

[Chorus]

[Woman singing x4]
I'm feeling down, touch me
------------------------------------------------------

Cage - suicidal failure

[Cage]
Remember how good things used to be?
(Although I seem.. and appear..)
Remember how good things everything used to be?
(.. to the naked eye to be normal..)
It used to just be so good
It used to just be me and this girl;
(.. thoughts grow haunted inside my head)
yeah, right.. rrright!
(.. then strike! Pull out my naked eye and with this..
my mask of sanity's about to slip!)

Sittin in my room with a razor blade
Thinkin all my days are played as much as my single needs to fade away
Shoot myself in the arm and start bleedin
Don't wanna go yet, stick a straw in my wound and taste my heart beatin
Fuckin bitch left me and I ain't even peaked yet
(Fuck all that noise playboy, this leak's wet)
Smoke a bundle to the face lace my brain and neurons
Carvin all my downfalls into my fuckin forearm
(Cage snap out of this, it's just a girl)
It's just the world, it's just a life, it's just a rusty Rambo knife
wedged between my ribs scratchin my heart up tonight
I'm gonna pull this shit off in front of all my friends
Went swimmin under the Brooklyn Bridge tryna catch the bends
Didn't swim deep enough my head imploded ten percent
Floated to the surface, the paramedic's like - what's this stench?
(I want everbody to back up, he's still alive)

[Chorus - repeat 2X]
I'm a suicidal failure, look my life's a failure
I can't make it in rap because my birth's an error
Do what I can to catch a quick death
but I'm meant to be here and that's the fuckin hell I live with

[Cage]
Took the phone off the hook, ate multi-colored pills
Washed it down with Absolut and started writin out my will
Give my dawg bootlegs PS2 and DC
To my girl who left me when she said, "Pick me or PCP"
Since I love to smoke I thought it was a joke
Tried to hang myself and I fell free from the rope
Broke both my arms, my neck smashed my femur
Got up somehow and limped in front of a beamer
Cracked my rib cage, look what you did Cage, you're dying
but I'm not dead yet I'm still trying
Cut my wrist and walked past some crips bleedin red
in hopes that I get shot in the fuckin head

[Chorus]

[Cage]
I drank a bottle of Jack, sniffed three bottles of kitty
In the middle of the freeway walkin to the city
So much PCP I changed my name to watermouth
Pumpin Masta Ase I walked into a jewish +Slaughtahouse+
Throw myself on the hook, now that's the chorus
Got split from my neck to my dick, now that's what poor is
Hollow man look at all my dangling parts
Dropping to the gutter with a piece of you in my heart
Little piece of shit that I couldn't fling from my chest
Should of stayed alive long enough to kill the fag you're with
but right now, my skin is gettin stripped off
Each one of my limbs is ripped off covered in thick sauce
My head hits the conveyer, I'm not thick(?) and a prayer is sick
I'm wacthin a movie at Loewe's alone and you suckin some guy's dick
Six seconds left when I die I'm gonna find her
on some Poltergeist shit while my face goes through the grinder

[Chorus]

darea
01-08-2007, 05:34 PM
Cage - Agent orange

(Dialogue below interpreted by Cage from the film "Clockwork Orange")

*whispered in the background: "Smoke dust, shoot the cops
Give out automatics to your friends on the block"*

There was me, Alex.. and three of my mens
All supposed to meet at Korova Milk Bar
The Korova Milk Bar couldn't afford it's liquor license
so it sold milkplus Drencrom, or Synthmesc
It would sharpen you up for a bit of the ol' ultraviolence
which plagued our minds for the evening
And so kiddies... death for all, right right?! RIGHT RIGHT!!

[Verse One: Cage]
I'm Against the Machine like Rage; bitches say, "I hate you Cage!"
After circle jerks, I wash my hands off and do dirt
Sick with a smirk, plus I be disturbed
Fucked the first two bitches like dogs and I jacked off on the third
I'm obvious oblivion but that's my science
Fuck your head up like corn rows put in by blind giants
Haven't been with it, since the last corpse kidded
Wore a blood stained smile, and told the cop, "He did it!"
Of course the most raw throughout the 9-1-4, 1-0-9-4-0
Got you beasts shook like Doc Moreau
Pour beer out for yourself because you're walkin dead
I'll burn your house down like a fuckin Talking Head
And get high like fuck, and pick apart my brain
Disections [HA!] may [HA!] mentally [HA!] cause [HA!] infections
Break you with inventions, sick intentions
Leave most MC's lost in my sentence
I'm strictly, beyond and back, come and get me
Hemotobin, left from a lip like a hickie
Leak smoke got me ready to murder a rookie
Killers on your block tuck in they dicks like Tootsie
Come and witness what your shit missed
Watch the glock kiss, Little Sis' wetter like a Baptist
Inconvinence; dilemma, like sitting on, Venus
with no shuttle, treeless
Try and pick apart some Agent Orange perception
Catch frontal lobe damage and not manage correction
I smell leak smoke, left by the anonymous
Beats brought back to life, die, when I'm embalmin this
Come around and get yo' ass shot to clusters
I'ma play the injuns with the arrows you be Custard's.. back
I write upon ya, divorce your head and neck then scalp it
Rip off all your flesh and make a outfit

[Chorus: *cut and scratched by the DJ*]
People said his brain was infected by devils (3X)
Infected by, infected by, infected by devils
People said his brain was infected by devils (3X)

[Verse Two: Cage]
I survived abortion; got mushed in that canister shaped coffin
til stolen ("that bitch") from the garbage I was tossed in
Instincts, snatch your cream like links
Blow shotguns through the sky, makin E.T. eyes chink
See me twistin leak with my peeps from psychiatrics
Get high, run up in ya crib and fuck ya moms backwards
Lost in the dust, don't give a fuck about dangerous
I'm in it for the whip, plus the cream and the head.. rush
Ready to bust any trick that talk slick
Know a crew of devils in my head that force me to walk..
with, Death in my pocket for the curious
At your execution see twelve faces of Jesus in your jury this,
Orange Agent, shit on the vagrant
Caught you in the alley by yourself and left your head vacant
Dare you sample, some of the stress in my life
Give an MC brain surgery with butterfly knives
For all you cunts that try to spit with your bitch clique behind ya
Wake up in the mornin with a horsehead beside ya
Ma Dukes is just a cherry on top
Spendin G's on quacks to try an fix my Clock
I caught the quick lock, buggin in the institution
Whatever sanity was left, caught the execution
Psychological pollution, they stickin me with Thorazine solution
Shootin at the sky lookin for Godly retribution
And I can almost see clear
I start buggin like a insect and lay larvae in ya ear
Agent Orange stompin on MC corpse slim circle body part
Call murder scenes abstract art
Split your sweet prayers since the horror show with infra-red
Boots get planted in chest there for the misled
Lay it down for naps in the dirt, just like Clockwork
Undress your ghost while your brain's takin a squirt

[Chorus]

(Dialogue below interpreted by Cage from the film "Clockwork Orange")

Still feeling alive as the young devotchka collapsed
Me being still ready for more in-out in-out
Necro still forcing syringes and dope tracks on the locals
We came to a place called home
and did a little of the old, break and enter
I could feel the Drencrom, leading me on to a horrow show
trying to walk; me being up twice..

darea
01-09-2007, 10:07 AM
Artist: The High & Mighty
Album: Home Field Advantage
Title: In-Outs


featuring Cage

Ah ladies and gentlemen, you're smut peddlers again
We're going back to our roots
We are porn again..

[Cage]
I surf out spots and I bail after they knock
Socially disorder like, whites blacks and Puerto Rocks
In your lab with toast and oven mittens
Keep my feet in anus MC's so much they stop shittin
The Sugar Box, called crotch, for Cage prints
Leave pussy glowin orange in a spin like dioxins
My man's truck crashed, the radiation plant burned
Spit ran out, lit up like Green Lantern
Bentley on the wrist, while I'm drinkin Sunkist
? ? ? I spit electric piss
From big city to outback, somebody's gettin cornered
And my steez got my old seeds suicidal abortin shit
Even cheerleader from a player present
Stuck this hooker with broken glass
until her belly looked pregant
Pissed in her mouth and lit her stomach for a while
Kicked her in the ass while she gave birth to a crystal

Chorus: Mr. Eon, Cage

I peddle smut like paper routes with no droughts
We givin IN-OUTS, and IN-OUTS, and more IN-OUTS
I spray fluid by the ounce, your pouch gets pounced
Givin IN-OUTS, and IN-OUTS, and more IN-OUTS
I peddle smut like paper routes, your mom's house
catches IN-OUTS, and IN-OUTS, and more IN-OUTS
I spray fluid by the ounce, your pouch gets pounced
Givin IN-OUTS, and IN-OUTS, and more IN-OUTS

[Mr. Eon]
We get our lye on, while my shit spray like Krylon's
My wide-eyed state red just like a cylon
From the drug that I be high on, you know my motto
I'm tellin you girl, I got a tough pill to swallow
Like Killamanjaro, been in there
ever since Rory Sparrell, shot straight like an arrow
I hope to grab up pirates just like a pharoah
and I wobble too much, for the straight and narrow
But on this mic, I be a pleasant surprise
Like seein shaved pussy right in front of your eyes
Intriguing, your empty words have no meaning
You need Vivarin if you gonna keep sleeping
I be quenching thirsts, you're just quarter water

T-6005
01-09-2007, 10:09 AM
Darea, there are pages and pages of you doing this. I think you've proved your point and made everyone else stop caring.

The Deceptionist
01-09-2007, 03:04 PM
theres plenty of really fucked up lyrics out there.. bands like "prostitute disfigurement" "desecrated" "gore-rotted" to name but a few. this thread be gay

The Deceptionist
01-09-2007, 03:08 PM
There's worse songs, but Code Blue by T.S.O.L. is a good one.

I never got along with the girls at my school
Filling me up with all their morals and their rules
They'd pile all their problems on my head
I'd rather go out and fuck the dead
'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead
Middle of the night so silently
I creep on over to the mortuary
Lift up the casket and fiddle with the dead
Their cold blue flesh makes me turn red
'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead
And I don't even care how she died...
But I like it better if she smells of formaldehyde!
Never on the rag or say leave me alone
They don't scream and they don't moan
Don't even cry if I shoot in their hair
Lying on the table she smiles and she stares
Chorus

Funny song.

lol one of my ALL TIME FAVOURITES!! tsol fucking rule. good call, matey

noodlesfan
01-13-2007, 12:52 AM
Watch me Kill- GG Allin

"We walked along and talked along until we
to the levelest ground,
when I picked up a stick of wood and I,
Knocked that Boston bitch down,

Watch me kill, watch me kill, the Boston girl
watch me kill, watch me kill, the Boston girl

Little attention did I pay, I beat her more and more,
I beat her 'til the blood gushed out and I raped that bleeding whore

..."

It doesn't seem bad on paper, but the music is just so upbeat on this song, it's fucking hilarious.

opivy21
01-13-2007, 05:51 PM
The things that GG Allin said in his music were really not much worse than what he actually did in shows.

F@ BANKZ
01-14-2007, 06:51 AM
:eek: 'go away':eek:

the offspring

Jakebert
01-14-2007, 09:25 AM
GG Allin was a fucking no-talent waste of life, and the only people who listen to him are morons who think that they're being shocking and rebellious by doing so.

Anyway, here's my contribution to the thread:
Uh huh, this my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just goin' to happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]

Oooh, this my shit, this my shit [4x]

I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just goin' to happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]

Oooh, this my shit, this my shit [4x]

So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals, no student-teachers
All the boys want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That's right, I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just goin' to happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]

Oooh, this my shit, this my shit [4x]

Let me hear you say, this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
[4x]

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just goin' to happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]

Oooh, this my shit, this my shit [4x]

noodlesfan
01-14-2007, 09:35 AM
I laughed when I figured out what song that was.

How could you make fun of GG and then post Gwen Stefani?

Jakebert
01-14-2007, 09:42 AM
I posted that song because I think it's dumb, not because I like it. And even still, Gwen Stefani still has more talent than GG Allin. GG Allin was a mentally ill idiot who's only fans are stupid teenagers who think they're cool for listening to someone who threw his own shit at people, despite the fact that his music was horrible, even for punk rock.

noodlesfan
01-14-2007, 09:46 AM
I posted that song because I think it's dumb, not because I like it. And even still, Gwen Stefani still has more talent than GG Allin. GG Allin was a mentally ill idiot who's only fans are stupid teenagers who think they're cool for listening to someone who threw his own shit at people, despite the fact that his music was horrible, even for punk rock.

1. In every book I've ever read about him, they say that he was not mentally ill

2. He wasn't a punk rocker, he was the last true rock and roller

3. people who went to his shows were in their 20's and 30's, and would get just as involved with GG's antics as he did.

4. I'm showing my hometown spirit

Jakebert
01-14-2007, 10:02 AM
1.) Of course they're not going to say he's mentally ill, that would detract from the "superhero" status that all of the moronic kids that follow him see him in. But if you look at his family background, and the way he acted, he's obviously mentally ill. He's a classic sociopath.

2.) His music was shitty punk rock, no matter what he said. And rock and rollers weren't vile, distrubed men. Rock 'n roll was incredibly clean-cut. He just thought he was this great rock 'n roll hero because of an illusion that of granduer. Another sign of mental illness in itself.

3.) The people that listen to him now are almost all 14-20 year old kids who haven't outgrown the "HAHAHA FECES!!! HAHAHA RAPE!!!" attitude yet.

4.) Your hometown is full of idiots and should be wiped off the map.

[[Jew in a Toaster]]
02-03-2007, 03:30 PM
Anything Slipknot is retarded and fucked up beyond human comprehension.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvHiqqOqu8U

JoY
02-06-2007, 07:00 AM
the correct answer without a doubt is K's Choice - Something's Wrong:

When your pubic hair's on fire, something's wrong
When you think you're the Messiah, something's wrong
When you mistake a plane for Venus, something's wrong
When your girlfriend's got a penis

Something's wrong...
Something's wrong...
Something's wrong...
Something's wrong...

When you like music more than life, something's wrong
When you start sleeping as you drive, something's wrong
When you're favorite drink is thinner, something's wrong
When you're proud to be a sinner

Something's wrong...
Something's wrong...
Something's wrong...
Something's wrong...

When a canary drives a tractor, something's wrong
When your president's an actor, something's wrong
When your jacket's plagued with dandruff, something's wrong
If you think that this song matters

Something's wrong...
Something's wrong...
Something's wrong...
Something's wrong...

Something's wrong...
Something's wrong...
Something's wrong...
Something's wrong...
Something's wrong...

[[Jew in a Toaster]]
02-06-2007, 04:23 PM
No... That song is actually funny.

JoY
02-08-2007, 07:31 AM
they actually slipped in some semi-political/social messages. it's an old song & the fact the few lines with these "messages" can still be somewhat applied today (as much as they could be back then), is pretty neat, I think. the song is totally lame, though, & rather.. disturbing in a couple of ways. I remember the first time I heard it & was like; "what the.. FUCK?" it just seems so goddamn random.

either way, fucked up can be funny. & for a song to be fucked up, it doesn't need to be about torture/death/crazy sexuality related things, stuff like that. it can just be.. totally random & freakin' weird, like this one.

Zeall
02-08-2007, 07:39 AM
Lazyboy - facts of life

These are the facts
--from the Lazyboy
-so help me God

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
- the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, oooo--oh


Did you know, that 1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on tv?
Did you know, 61% of all hits on the internet are on sex-sites?
Everyday 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents
The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year
Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world
The average person laughs 13 times a day
Elvis was originally blond
The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old
The average erect penis is 5,2" long - and 4,2" circumcised
Eskimoes use refrigerators to keep food from freezing
41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously
20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience
Did you know, that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle-creme?

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
- the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
Bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are...

22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster that an ambulance in Great Britain
96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm
3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volt battery works on their tongue
The 'Guinness Book Of Records' holds the record for being the most stolen book in public libraries
Butterflies taste with their feet
5% of the population is gay
The worlds best known word is 'okay', the second most well-known word is 'Coca-Cola'
The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue
Charles Chaplin once won 3rd prize in a 'Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest'
In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank because a Russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet
Only one book has been printed in more copies than the Bible - the IKEA-catalogue

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
- the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
The facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are...

1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person's life
In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth - today we are 6 billion people
(6 billion people, 6 billion)
(time is ticking, ticking, yeah...)
'Donald Duck' was banned in Finland, because he doesn't wear pants
74% of all nudist-females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists
More people die from a champagne cork popping, than from poison spiders
21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep
Did you know that originally a danish guy invented the burglar alarm? - unfortunately it got stolen

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
Yeah, yeah...
This is who we are
Bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do
This is who we are, this is what we do

- so help me God

41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously

this is true for me

Edit: A pirate gets dry bummed every three seconds