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calichix
04-08-2006, 01:06 AM
The entire movie was either Sharon Stone having sex, leaning forward and saying something snarky then leaning back and smiling like this- :/, or this British guy in deep concetration with a face like this- >:|. There was a big TWIST at the end but I was too fed up with the 45 minute scenes of people staring at each other and the rhetorical dialogue that by the end of the movie I just didn't give a shit anymore. Here's a typical conversation from Basic Instinct II:

Guy: Did you kill him?
Sharon Stone:...............would you believe me if I told you I killed him?
Guy: Would you tell me the truth?
Sharon Stone:.........if I'm telling the truth, how will you know?
Guy: If you're telling the truth, I'll know........Won't I?
Sharon Stone: Will you?

for 4 1/2 hours. Anyway, go see it. It's incredible.

Vera
04-08-2006, 01:09 AM
Hahahahaha. I heard someone call it the worst film ever. Then they corrected themselves and said, "You know, nevermind, I'm not sure if you can call it a movie."

JohnnyNemesis
04-08-2006, 01:10 AM
Well, this is the first time I've ever felt compelled to actually give a thread a star ranking. Problem is, this thing only goes to five and I wanna give it a bajillion.

I fucking love it.

EDIT: GodDAMN you, woman. Don't you ever, EVER post at the same time as me.

EVER!!!

Endymion
04-08-2006, 02:47 AM
she posted a minute before you. sucka!

Vera
04-08-2006, 02:52 AM
EDIT: GodDAMN you, woman. Don't you ever, EVER post at the same time as me.

EVER!!!
Hey Ricky, you might want to consider typing two-handed! LOLZ.

JohnnyNemesis
04-08-2006, 02:53 AM
Ohhhhhhhhh! lolz, u got him good, whoever that was!

Vera
04-08-2006, 03:00 AM
Did you get my PM? I don't share my disgusting homosexual dreams with just anyone, you know.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-08-2006, 12:08 PM
The Sun said it was the worst film ever made. Then again, they also said AI was better than LOTR.

Duskygrin
04-08-2006, 04:40 PM
sharon stone may not want to admit it, but she's aged -quite a bit.
what may have been entrancing & alluringly indecent before is now simply grotesque.

honey
04-09-2006, 01:14 PM
The film kind of sucks, they try to make it seem like there are some brilliant conversations in it but it's actually quite pointless and time-filling. Sharon Stone still manages to look good for her age, although that isn't a good reason to go and see the movie..

sKratch
04-09-2006, 01:22 PM
Hah IMDB gives it under 3 stars (2 with change).

platinumpt
04-09-2006, 05:25 PM
Guy: Did you kill him?
Sharon Stone:...............would you believe me if I told you I killed him?
Guy: Would you tell me the truth?
Sharon Stone:.........if I'm telling the truth, how will you know?
Guy: If you're telling the truth, I'll know........Won't I?
Sharon Stone: Will you?

hahaha so the whole movie is like the movie trailer. Interesting. I had the chance to watch that movie this weekend, but I chose "V for Vendetta" instead, and I don't regret that decision. The movie is a blast. About "Basic Instinct"... well, I'll see it when I have the chance, it's not a top priority.

calichix
04-10-2006, 12:12 AM
sharon stone may not want to admit it, but she's aged -quite a bit.
what may have been entrancing & alluringly indecent before is now simply grotesque.

you're crazy, lady. sharon stone's a babe. bombstic legs.

bd007h
04-10-2006, 12:15 AM
I own the first one. Sounds like this one's pretty much the same thing. Oh well, I'll still probably see it.

calichix
04-10-2006, 12:30 AM
the first one rules. flashing her cooter was a total milestone.

Vera
04-10-2006, 01:15 AM
I remember watching the first one as a real youngster and being scandalized. Then again, it was like the closest I ever got to seeing porn before I turned 14 so...

JohnnyNemesis
04-10-2006, 01:20 AM
Then again, it was like the closest I ever got to seeing porn before I turned 14 so...

So you touched yourself. Fucking EWWWWWWW, Sanni.

Duskygrin
04-10-2006, 04:53 AM
I don't know about her legs but her face is murdersome. Especially when she gets off a plane with no make-up on & no shades to hide 3/4 of her visage.

calichix
04-10-2006, 05:06 PM
WHAT?! dude she's perfectly symmetrical!




ewwww (http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/101400.jpg)


BEAST (http://www.crazy4cinema.com/Actress/imgs/stone.jpg)

calichix
04-12-2006, 10:29 PM
here's a vital update: I just read a review in Rolling Stone about Basic Instinct II and they gave it zero stars. jeeze louise.

Jebus
04-12-2006, 11:11 PM
I watched Conan O'brien yesterday. Conan was like "Did anyone watch Basic Instinct 2." Then there was a small silence for a few seconds and suddenly someone yelled out an angry sounding NO. Twas funny.

whoa, look at me. I'm talking to myself.

coke_a_holic
04-12-2006, 11:41 PM
I saw that! I didn't hear what movie it was they were talking about, but I LOVED Conan's reaction to it.

Vera
04-13-2006, 02:32 AM
So you touched yourself. Fucking EWWWWWWW, Sanni.
Don't think I did. Sorry, pervert.

Jebus - Hahahaha, that's awesome. It's already a Razzie contender, this one.

calichix
04-13-2006, 05:13 PM
yeah I saw that too. haha. and the bunny cab channel.