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04-09-2006, 12:34 PM
"Yes, Billy?"
"What does 'cum' mean?"
"You know..."
"Well, you know sometimes your penis gets erect? Well, sometimes it gets so excited that a sticky, milky substance shoots out."
"Yes, only 'cum' can be used as a verb as well."

04-09-2006, 01:19 PM
Unfortunately this sounds like one of the conversations me and my dad used to have.

04-09-2006, 01:22 PM
5.5/10 .

04-09-2006, 01:39 PM
"Yes, Billy?"
"Everyone at school is saying things about you."
"*sighs* Who is everyone?"
"Like, kids, you know. Everyone."
"What are they saying?"
"That... you're... ...a serial rapist. And a pervert."
"You mean, like what they painted on the house?"
"*nervously* Dad, did you, um... uh... with... Johnny Grasso and Ronald Farber? (Note: two 11 year old classmates of Billy's)"
"What... did you do?"
"I touched them."
"What do you mean, exactly, touched?"
"I fondled them."
"What for?"
"I couldn't help myself."
"What else?"
"I... I unzipped myself."
"You... you mean, masturbated?"
"Then what?"
"I... made love."
"What do you mean?"
"I fucked them."
"What was it like?"
"It was... it was great."
"Would you do it again?"
"Would... would you ever... fuck me?"
"No. I'd jerk off instead."

04-09-2006, 02:04 PM
args! diskusting!!! lolz

04-09-2006, 02:09 PM
I... what?

04-09-2006, 02:10 PM
*cackles* And Endy's custom title.

04-09-2006, 02:19 PM
*cackles* And Endy's custom title.
sKratch's is my favorite

from probably the most disturbing film (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0147612/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnx0dD0xfGZiPXV8cG49MHxrdz0xfHE9aGFwcG luZXNzfGZ0PTF8bXg9MjB8bG09NTAwfGNvPTF8aHRtbD0xfG5t PTE_;fc=1;ft=230;fm=1) i've ever seen. really, really, really good though.

04-09-2006, 02:49 PM
mooooooooooore stories :cool:

04-09-2006, 06:56 PM
That is one movie that made me feel seriously uncomfortable.

Funny though.

04-09-2006, 07:00 PM
Happiness was a great movie. but oh holy christ was it ever disturbing. ;z

04-09-2006, 08:05 PM
It was amusing, but quite disturbing.