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Duskygrin
04-09-2006, 02:50 PM
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Paint_It_Black
04-09-2006, 07:57 PM
I dislike you more every time you start a thread.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-10-2006, 06:11 AM
^ What he said. Stop being such a nutjob.

Sin Studly
04-10-2006, 07:12 AM
Agreed, we all know you have a daddy complex and your daddy is Greek Orthadox, but if you can't get over it yourself there's really no reason for us to care.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-10-2006, 09:46 AM
Next time, remind me to care.

Did you learn all your comebacks in preschool?

Andy
04-10-2006, 09:56 AM
She doesn't care....Her dad is bigger than your dad.

Lars
04-10-2006, 10:07 AM
He's got eight cars and a house in Ireland

Andy
04-10-2006, 10:10 AM
Sing it, Lars. Sing it.

notoriousdoc
04-10-2006, 10:38 AM
"More drugs than a touring funk band..."

I hate those emails :(

JoY
04-10-2006, 10:47 AM
Court Order!

You have been accused of bombarding God with prayers! You are hereby sentenced to Long Life & Prosperity, No bail, No Appeal. You have been labeled Blessed and hereby detained in God's custody forever, Amen. You have been destined to make it and you shall surely achieve all your goals this year. If you believe send it to all your friends including me that sent it to you.
Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, but FAITH looks up. Lord,
grant me patience to endure my blessing......
When the devil comes knocking at your door, simply say...

"Jesus, could you get that for me please?"
...actually.. I find this pretty embarrassing for anyone religious. this is a VERY lame attempt to make Christianity "fun"/"funny". the last sentence? is just insulting. sorry. it's just tasteless.

Andy
04-10-2006, 10:47 AM
We're all going straight to hell :( :(

JoY
04-10-2006, 10:49 AM
We're all going straight to hell :( :(
damn my last reply. I wanted to say "not me, cuz I gave God a blowjob", but now it's just not appropriate anymore.

Andy
04-10-2006, 10:50 AM
Blow jobs are always appropriate.

JohnnyNemesis
04-10-2006, 10:50 AM
It's always crazy to see bad threads get worse.

Sin Studly
04-10-2006, 10:51 AM
Nothing is more annoying than a whore/gangster who got religion.

Andy
04-10-2006, 10:52 AM
oh shut the fuck up you idiot
On yer knees, Frenchie.

Sin Studly
04-10-2006, 10:53 AM
50 euros, britfag!

Andy
04-10-2006, 10:54 AM
50? Bloody hell that's a little steep. I mean, I could just get a vial of rohypnol for a tenth of that and completely cut out the middle man.

Not Ozymandias
04-10-2006, 10:56 AM
Stop starting retarded threads.

Sin Studly
04-10-2006, 10:58 AM
50? Bloody hell that's a little steep. I mean, I could just get a vial of rohypnol for a tenth of that and completely cut out the middle man.

Since when do rowies come in vials?

Paint_It_Black
04-10-2006, 03:28 PM
There is something wrong with the world when pictures of poor little babies with a serious medical condition get deleted but Maria's naked form is here for all to see.