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Betty
04-10-2006, 09:26 PM
...for the sole purpose of back massages.

Screw companionship, cuddling, sex. My back hurts.

JohnnyNemesis
04-10-2006, 09:28 PM
I'm good at those, except not really. All compliments I've ever received are immediately thrown out the window once I stop and complain of boredom or wrist pain. The compliments are then replaced with tons of profanity.

Besides, fuck you, MY back hurts. I got kyphosis and all. Ugh!

Italia311
04-10-2006, 09:33 PM
You back must really hurt to not want to have sex...

Little_Miss_1565
04-10-2006, 09:35 PM
Fuck kyphosis, I've got fibromyalgia! I need me some full body rubs! After my tattoo touch-up heals, of course...

JohnnyNemesis
04-10-2006, 09:38 PM
Two hot ladies requesting body rubs in one thread.

I just KNOW all of you out there are expecting the worst out of me in this situation.

I'ma stay strong! I'ma MAINTAIN!

Rag Doll
04-10-2006, 09:43 PM
Back massages = the absolute best. ohmygod. I actually just had a conversation about this...and how not getting them would be enough for me to find someone else who *would* give them. ha.

Endymion
04-10-2006, 10:13 PM
i'll rub anything and everything you want.

sKratch
04-10-2006, 10:25 PM
How about me, the wrong way?

On the fo' real, I give a decent back massage.

Little_Miss_1565
04-10-2006, 11:41 PM
All of you. Here. Now.

I will cook for your in return.

Anya82
04-11-2006, 12:25 AM
ooh! a back massage would be soooo damn good.

The meaning of life
04-11-2006, 12:30 AM
All of you. Here. Now.

I will cook for your in return.

Cook Pasta or lasagne and it's okay^^

T-6005
04-11-2006, 12:31 AM
I like back massages. Although I've been told I'm so tense that I am quasi-unmassageable.

Tizzalicious
04-11-2006, 01:06 AM
My physiotherapist just told me we would stop yesterday, because it doesn't really seem to help. Byebye nice weekly massages :(

Endymion
04-11-2006, 02:48 AM
*i break out the massage oils and put on my wizard hat and robe*

Mota Boy
04-11-2006, 03:42 AM
Interestingly enough, I've found that I like giving massages much more than I like receiving them. It seems that my back is so knotted that any amateur massage (I've never gone to a professional) just makes me twitch and spasm more than really enjoy any sort of deep-seated relaxation. Honestly, whenever it comes time to switch I feel a bit annoyed (especially if I get to watch TV or something else stimulating during the course of the rubdown). However, as much as I really like giving 'em, I've never had to do it on a nightly basis. Perhaps then I'd be singing a different tune, but then again, perhaps not.

Oh, and unlike a certain BBS member, I can go for hours.

killer_queen
04-11-2006, 08:04 AM
I always use two men for back massages. It feels so much better. And looks soooo much better.

Izie
04-11-2006, 08:50 AM
I need to get the man to give me that back massage he promised this morning.

*cracks whip*

HeadAroundU
04-11-2006, 10:29 AM
http://www.onlinesports.com/images/lec-autolock.gif
I'm waiting Ladies.

HeadAroundU
04-11-2006, 10:33 AM
also
http://www.eryigit.com.tr/eng/images/products/dogum.jpg

JohnnyNemesis
04-11-2006, 01:10 PM
HAU: See your sig? Yeah, what he said.

nieh
04-11-2006, 01:26 PM
I feel the need to point out that my back massages are awesome, and most of you will never find out just how awesome they are.

Little_Miss_1565
04-11-2006, 01:31 PM
I feel the need to point out that my back massages are awesome, and most of you will never find out just how awesome they are.

When we see Snakes on a Plane, oh I will. Oh, I will.

el_monkey
04-11-2006, 01:35 PM
I take 10 per 1/2 hour of massage. but you have to come to me
perhaps I can do it for 7 besause you post in an offspring forum

nieh
04-11-2006, 01:57 PM
When we see Snakes on a Plane, oh I will. Oh, I will.

What, you think I'm some sort of back massaging whore? You think I just give them out like candy? You know, just for that I'm gonna give everyone there a back massage EXCEPT for you. How do you like that!?

Duskygrin
04-11-2006, 02:04 PM
There're only two persons I allow to back massage me, & that's my mom & my (maternal) uncle. The former because she knows exactly where to apply the pression, she also has had to learn it somewhat as a beautician, the latter because that's part of his job (feng shui, sp).

I kill ppl when I back massage them, haha. I apply far too much pressure, they shout out with pain, poor souls. I also do the chinese stuff, the slapping with the edge of the hand.

HeadAroundU
04-11-2006, 02:58 PM
HAU: See your sig? Yeah, what he said.
Mister Pantz look like a scarecrow. amirite? im so rite!

be nice to me! :mad:

Mr. Noodles
04-11-2006, 03:02 PM
Mister Pantz look like a scarecrow. amirite? im so rite!

be nice to me! :mad:
He isn't nice to me either.
Only time he was nice to me was in the guess the song with pictures thread.

HeadAroundU
04-11-2006, 03:04 PM
He isn't nice to me either.
Only time he was nice to me was in the guess the song with pictures thread.
I feel for you :( :( :(

Mr. Noodles
04-11-2006, 03:05 PM
I feel for you :( :( :(
I'm used to hatred.

HeadAroundU
04-11-2006, 03:08 PM
I'm used to hatred.
I like you! My name is Mr. Hatred!

Mr. Noodles
04-11-2006, 03:09 PM
I like you! My name is Mr. Hatred!
Well, u don't seem like you HATE A LOT OF PEOPLE.

Andy
04-11-2006, 03:12 PM
If anyone quotes a certain song I'm going to cry.

HeadAroundU
04-11-2006, 03:19 PM
Well, u don't seem like you HATE A LOT OF PEOPLE.
I have a totally peacefull personality. I like JonnyNemesis regardless he is not nice to me. I feel for noobz. I'm nice! :)

Mr. Noodles
04-11-2006, 03:19 PM
I have a totally peacefull personality. I like JonnyNemesis regardless he is not nice to me. I feel for noobz. I'm nice! :)
I sent a few of my friends a personality test.

HeadAroundU
04-11-2006, 03:21 PM
If anyone quotes a certain song I'm going to cry.
Do you know that you are the sweetie of the BBS? If I was a girl or gay........

Andy
04-11-2006, 03:26 PM
I'm the sweetie wherever I am.

What if I wear a wig?

Little_Miss_1565
04-11-2006, 04:19 PM
If anyone quotes a certain song I'm going to cry.

What? He just hates a lot of things, and hates a lot of people that are lame.

JohnnyNemesis
04-11-2006, 04:21 PM
I found the back and forth between HAU and Mr. Noodles to be absolutely hilarious.

0r4ng3
04-11-2006, 04:23 PM
What? He just hates a lot of things, and hates a lot of people that are lame.
Yeah, I don't see the problem, just because he hates stuff so that he don't have to try to make a change.

calichix
04-12-2006, 01:36 AM
I don't like getting back massages from dudes. they're always worried about breaking you so they don't do it hard enough (HAAA). and I always catch myself making a face. how embarrassing. what's an appropriate back massage face? there isn't one! there's the rub. ......oh my god, laura.

sKratch
04-12-2006, 01:38 AM
I don't pussy out with soft massages. I do it hard baby.

Nina
04-12-2006, 03:31 AM
I'd kill for backrubs.
It's the only thing that truely relaxes me.
However, I am extremly ticklish and it makes me feel uncomfortable when people rub the places that ticckkllee meeeee. I die every time and no it's not fun at all.

calichix
04-12-2006, 04:09 PM
dude, me too! the massage is perpetually interrupted by squeeking.

skratch my sanchito, you're one in a batrillion! play on, playa.

T-6005
04-12-2006, 04:11 PM
Somehow this just took me back to 9th grade, when I'd go to shopping centers and nap in the massage chairs.

Good times.