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Alec
04-11-2006, 05:34 PM
I know this is complatly random, but i'm curious to see what comes up.

These are some of mine:

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d16/Offspring1/arnold.jpg

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d16/Offspring1/Guns/gun.jpg

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d16/Offspring1/Guns/gun2.jpg

Conspiracy of One
04-11-2006, 05:38 PM
Completely and utterly random, and unneeded. What are you? 2 years old? lolz guns!!1!

Alec
04-11-2006, 05:39 PM
Completely and utterly random, and unneeded. What are you? 2 years old? lolz guns!!1!
i told you it was random...

Conspiracy of One
04-11-2006, 05:44 PM
That's really quite blatant, no need to point that out more than once. If anyone really was so inclined as to look at pictures of guns i'm sure they're capable of typing "www.google.com" into their browsers. Are they not? Why did you feel the need to make a thread about it? Do you find "random" things entertaining?

Alec
04-11-2006, 05:47 PM
That's really quite blatant, no need to point that out more than once. If anyone really was so inclined as to look at pictures of guns i'm sure they're capable of typing "www.google.com" into their browsers. Are they not? Why did you feel the need to make a thread about it? Do you find "random" things entertaining?
yes, sometimes

Conspiracy of One
04-11-2006, 05:50 PM
Your mother must be proud. Now, If you'll excuse me i'm going to view some slightly more intelligible threads. Good day to you sir.

el_monkey
04-12-2006, 09:17 AM
what the hell is entertaining in viewing pictures of guns?

this is like : "lolz, let's post pictures of the windows logo"

wheelchairman
04-12-2006, 10:07 AM
guns yo, i keep one in my pillowcase
it keeps me safe when i sleep, still i keep awake
what if my dream girl pays a midnight visit?
i see the world thru the scope but i gain no insight with it
when i get introspective i put the safety on
make these songs
with the biscuit sittin in my shaky palms
i'm a man now (a real man)
not the one who went to two colleges
grovellin' over meal plans
i'm starin' at the ceiling fan
all wide-eyed
amazed by the ways the blades break the silence
i used to be afraid of firin'
it sounded startling
but now i'm starting to hate the quiet moments
might remind you of a mike
by the way i hold it (to the grill)
a homophobic rapper
unaware of the graphic nature of phallic symbols
tragically ironic, suckin' off each others' gats & pistols
i got more back issues than guns and ammo
cuz my uzi weighs a ton
and i never let go of the handle
hangin' on to mommy's pant leg
double-fistin'
knee-deep in shells kickin' ballistics
this dick is a detachable penis
an extension of my manhood positioned like a fetus
an intravenous hook-up feeds bullets to my magazine
nevermind the bullocks, my pistol is a sex machine
guns yo (sex machine)
bust it
i got another gun (what)
i keep it in my briefcase
it keeps me safe at my workplace
cubicle gangster who's in need of his personal space
angster of love who's unable to look girls in his face
cuz i know that all the stupid people increase the birth rate
i'm just about dumb enough to hold up a sperm bank
make my demands and then facilitate fur trades
empty the bird cage and release the mermaids
huh
i got a watergun
i keep it in my mouth
it keeps me safe from the things i like to speak about
but words are leakin' out
and all these smiles that i crack
are like a dam on the verge of collapse
there ain't no turnin' back
in fact i can't hold down my fluids
can't retract statements
without water displacement
flooded the basement
then sought refuge
removed my waterproof vest and then i kicked off my wet shoes
made it to dry land
pistol in hand
fistfuls of ammo riding on a camel
thru a desert of sand
lucid dreams are a lot like computer screens
people have pretentious conversations but i shoot the breeze
blow a hole straight thru their long-winded theories
hold my own and make songs for them to sing with me
its the same type of heat that millie used
to break the ice with santa claus
when she made him sing the christmas blues
capitalists strung her up for killin'em
every manufactured holiday they sacrifice another victim
before wartime depression sets in
i get to step in
and shoe shine my weapon
i'm hemorrhoid, i'm the leader
you're dead like de la
i hold my crotch like a nine-millimeter

the_GoDdEsS
04-12-2006, 11:58 AM
Pictures WITH guns? Patience.

T-6005
04-12-2006, 01:19 PM
Christ, Alec - learn to spell, please. The word "complatly" literally hurt.

Lakilea
04-12-2006, 01:48 PM
You can say whatever you want but Desert Eagle is one hell of a cool gun. And probably the only one I know... Because of Tomb Raider.

<_<

And let's not forget Kalasnikov!

H1T_That
04-12-2006, 02:22 PM
what the hell is entertaining in viewing pictures of guns?

this is like : "lolz, let's post pictures of the windows logo"

dammit! i was just about to make a ' post pics of windows logo's ' thread.

SaiKYoU
04-12-2006, 02:40 PM
smeels like stupid thread

Sin Studly
04-13-2006, 01:24 AM
You can say whatever you want but Desert Eagle is one hell of a cool gun

The desert eagle is a filthy Jew-gun!

Paint_It_Black
04-13-2006, 01:32 AM
Apparently I'm the only one who thinks everyone is being too hard on Alec.

This thread sucks, but it's not especially bad.

Tizzalicious
04-13-2006, 02:38 AM
Alec once added all the girls on the bbs on MSN. He's a little pathetic. The song Per quoted fits quite well.

offspring fan
04-13-2006, 02:49 AM
Alec once added all the girls on the bbs on MSN. He's a little pathetic.
hahahahahahaha