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DeAtHsTaR
04-11-2006, 11:11 PM
-You work at least one of their lyrics into almost every conversationg you have. (guilty)

add your own.

-=Xander=-
04-11-2006, 11:26 PM
- You come onto these boards every day hoping to find out something you dont know about them... :p

Hypodermic_89
04-11-2006, 11:38 PM
- You put a picture of the bandmembers faces on the wall and drill four holes.. Not that I do that.. *runs away*

JohnnyNemesis
04-11-2006, 11:39 PM
- You keep visiting their forum even though you've been exposed there as a pagiarizing scumbag and people hate you just as much when you're not stealing from others.

Llamas
04-12-2006, 12:44 AM
I don't think I'm obsessed, lol. I dont' fit any of these so far, and I don't have any new ones.

Evka.pl
04-12-2006, 12:48 AM
u've made a huge sign (from sticks and rocks) in your backyard 'welcome offspring' hoping that one day dexter's plane will land on it:D

Kill Boy Power Head
04-12-2006, 04:59 AM
paid a friend $360.00 for a back row seat to an offspring concert then got arrested for kicking the crap out of a guy that said "i hate this band my friend dragged me here" :)

SaiKYoU
04-12-2006, 05:22 AM
-You hate Billy Joe Armstrong

-=Xander=-
04-12-2006, 06:48 AM
-You hate Billy Joe Armstrong

LMAO...thats the best one yet... oh and kicking/plane landing :P :D

Hyper nova
04-12-2006, 06:54 AM
-When you can name each and every song including album from just the intro before the lyrics even start

Bloodstains
04-12-2006, 07:06 AM
-When you have their whole history memorized by heart.
-When you recite that history so much that your friends frequently have to hit you in the back of the head.
-When your "new wall paper" is actually millions of pics of the band.
-When you listen to their songs so much that you find that they all relate to your life in some way.

Gayman
04-12-2006, 08:36 AM
- you have only their songs on your mp3-player all the time

- you but a wig on a pump-up barbara doll, that looks like Noodles' hair and but glasses on it, and then do things with it.



Oh shit!!! I said too much!!!

DeAtHsTaR
04-12-2006, 08:47 AM
- You put a picture of the bandmembers faces on the wall and drill four holes.. Not that I do that.. *runs away*
Noodles would be proud.


- you but a wig on a pump-up barbara doll, that looks like Noodles' hair and but glasses on it, and then do things with it.
Noodles would be ecstatic.

Amazed
04-12-2006, 08:56 AM
- When random words like "chair" and "wallpaper" remind you of them
- When your friends want to strangle you because you talk about them 24/7
- When you spend more than 10 minutes a day thinking "What if I'll never see them live?", and a voice in your head tells you that you'll die if that happens

Little_Miss_1565
04-12-2006, 09:08 AM
- You keep visiting their forum even though you've been exposed there as a pagiarizing scumbag and people hate you just as much when you're not stealing from others.

Now THAT'S the best one yet.

The meaning of life
04-12-2006, 10:08 AM
When you dream about you surfing in the forum ( i dosen't do it)

Amazed
04-12-2006, 10:15 AM
When you dream about you surfing in the forum ( i dosen't do it)

oh right, I forgot: - When you have weird dreams about them almost every night

electric_alexa
04-12-2006, 10:22 AM
- When random words like "chair" and "wallpaper" remind you of them
- When your friends want to strangle you because you talk about them 24/7
- When you spend more than 10 minutes a day thinking "What if I'll never see them live?", and a voice in your head tells you that you'll die if that happens
I was gonna write about talkin about them 24/7 but then I saw your post... :D

Emily_offspring_fan
04-12-2006, 11:12 AM
-When you started to tell your friends how much you love The Offspring and they get annoyed.
-When you started to tell your parents about Offspring! My mother get very impressed when I told her that Dexter studied molecular biology
-When you sing Dirty Magic in the street and people look at you thinking "She might be crazy"´
-When every action you do in your life is related in something to The Offspring. For example today at school we saw a video about cells and I thought "How much cells does Dexter has?" :p
-When every day of your life you listen at least one song of them and you get annoyed if you didn't listen.

Amazed
04-12-2006, 11:16 AM
-When you started to tell your friends how much you love The Offspring and they get annoyed.
-When you started to tell your parents about Offspring! My mother get very impressed when I told her that Dexter studied molecular biology
-When you sing Dirty Magic in the street and people look at you thinking "She might be crazy"´
-When every action you do in your life is related in something to The Offspring. For example today at school we saw a video about cells and I thought "How much cells does Dexter has?" :p
-When every day of your life you listen at least one song of them and you get annoyed if you didn't listen.

holy crap... I do all those things, except for singing Dirty Magic in the street :p

Emily_offspring_fan
04-12-2006, 11:30 AM
holy crap... I do all those things, except for singing Dirty Magic in the street :p
haha, well when I'm alone I sing low, but when I'm with friends we sing very high

Amazed
04-12-2006, 12:01 PM
haha, well when I'm alone I sing low, but when I'm with friends we sing very high

I don't sing when I'm with friends. I wouldn't want their ears to fall off :p

forcyn
04-12-2006, 12:06 PM
when your best friend become an Offspring fan because of you... [that happened lol ]

Amazed
04-12-2006, 12:09 PM
when your best friend become an Offspring fan because of you... [that happened lol ]

I wish that would happen to me. All my friends hate them...

yorkiepudn
04-12-2006, 12:28 PM
when your best friend become an Offspring fan because of you... [that happened lol ]

that happened to me aswell hehe - i went on and on about how much i love the offspring and then the next day i was told they went out and bought Ignition and Ixnay

forcyn
04-12-2006, 12:33 PM
haha she said: "damn, Offspring is such a good band!" lol
that was weird :D

Evka.pl
04-12-2006, 12:45 PM
my friends have no idea that offy exists....FINE! at least i know that dexter will land on *MY* backyard (muahahahahahaha)...

forcyn
04-12-2006, 01:06 PM
mwahahahah I'm living very close to the airfield soooo... :D:D:D lol

SaiKYoU
04-12-2006, 01:08 PM
my friends know them, but have their own favurite bands, that what I like of my group of friends! Ac/Dc Iron Maiden Metallica Offspring we're multiethical!

TarachnidX
04-12-2006, 01:17 PM
-When you name your dogs after members of the Offspring! My dogs names
are Dexter and Noodles! If I get a third I am naming it Greg! :D

Emily_offspring_fan
04-12-2006, 01:21 PM
Well, I have only 1 friend who likes The Offspring (and she likes them less than me), so I must have said friend no friends.

forcyn
04-12-2006, 01:45 PM
-When you name your dogs after members of the Offspring! My dogs names
are Dexter and Noodles! If I get a third I am naming it Greg! :D
haha my fish is called Dexter lol and it's hmmm... different than other ones lol

H1T_That
04-12-2006, 02:47 PM
-when you start threads about being obsessed with them.

lol.

well, i have the skull tattooed on my arm, and the skull painted huuuuuge on my wall.

Ninty Man
04-12-2006, 03:24 PM
-When you name your dogs after members of the Offspring! My dogs names
are Dexter and Noodles! If I get a third I am naming it Greg! :D


Quote time

When you pay 20 bucks for their first album, even you don't pay not even 10 bucks for a T shirt(but you will pay 20 bucks for an Offspring shirt)

When you make that your little cousins watch over and over again their CMVC

When you sing in the subway Staring at the sun, louder that the guy who solds pirates CDs XD

When you name FUKING POP BITCH to your friend (female) who dislikes Offspring music, to be so heavy, and so pesimist :D (men... I think that's why I don't talk to her... and she hates me :P)

ignition991
04-12-2006, 03:48 PM
Dexter is in your closet.

Nuff said.

Nood!es
04-12-2006, 05:09 PM
-You come to these forums every day wasting your life trying to get your post count high :rolleyes:

SaiKYoU
04-12-2006, 05:13 PM
i agree with visiting here, disagree about the post count...

Mr. Noodles
04-12-2006, 05:38 PM
-You come on the forums, cross your fingers, and hope that a band member comes online and posts.

Tired_Of_You
04-12-2006, 06:05 PM
- When you write a poem about The Offspring

- When your poem is specifically about Dexter

- When you talk about Dexter's man boobs in your poem

Mr. Noodles
04-12-2006, 06:06 PM
- When you write a poem about The Offspring

- When your poem is specifically about Dexter

- When you talk about Dexter's man boobs in your poem
That poem was HILARIOUS!

Llamas
04-12-2006, 10:21 PM
dexter, dexter, you so fine
I wish you was only mine!
dexter, dexter, got the moves
man his boobs are fuckin huge!
dexter, dexter, sing so good
sing to me I wish he would!

wazzup22
04-12-2006, 10:23 PM
dexter, dexter, you so fine
I wish you was only mine!
dexter, dexter, got the moves
man his boobs are fuckin huge!
dexter, dexter, sing so good
sing to me I wish he would!


HAHA thats good

Evka.pl
04-13-2006, 02:16 AM
Dexter is in your closet.

Nuff said.


that's a great one! hahaahaha

oh and forcyniuś, fuck off the plane is mine ;) hehe:))))))))

The meaning of life
04-13-2006, 02:19 AM
When you want to have braids cause it's look great on dexter :o

OnSpring!
04-13-2006, 02:42 AM
My girlfriend calls the Offspring monotone....what do i have to do to her?

.:SMASH:.
04-13-2006, 02:51 AM
- You keep visiting their forum even though you've been exposed there as a pagiarizing scumbag and people hate you just as much when you're not stealing from others.
guilty.

{[10}]

forcyn
04-13-2006, 04:16 AM
when you replace original Sims music by Offspring songs :rolleyes:

Evka: ok. I take Dexter you take plane looool ;D

Hux
04-13-2006, 05:14 AM
- When you know how many times "fuck" is said in Da Hui

Sinister
04-13-2006, 05:46 AM
- When you know how many times "fuck" is said in Da Hui
Nine times.

Hux
04-13-2006, 05:50 AM
Nine? So it is. I really thought it was a lot more.

But still, to know without repeating the words in your mind is still a bit obsessive.

Sinister
04-13-2006, 06:02 AM
I was sure it was nine, but I listened to the song just to be sure.

forcyn
04-13-2006, 07:03 AM
yeah, it's only 9


[haha Limp Bizkit's Hot Dog got 46 :D:D ]

Mr. Noodles
04-13-2006, 07:05 AM
-You have dreams of meeting them in person. They're only dreams :(

forcyn
04-13-2006, 08:28 AM
- first song you have learned to play is your fav Offspring song

killer_queen
04-13-2006, 08:32 AM
yeah, it's only 9


[haha Limp Bizkit's Hot Dog got 46 :D:D ]
I love that song.

and
- when you think every blonde guy looks like Dexter
- when the words you hear reminds you Offspring lyrics

forcyn
04-13-2006, 08:36 AM
-you can say anything using only Offspring lyrics

Rutegard
04-13-2006, 02:11 PM
- when you are reading biology books and you search really fast for the word "offspring" and take a look at it for about 2 minutes and then you get excited telling everyone that even that book is an offspring fan

Hux
04-13-2006, 05:59 PM
Haha, in science we're doing genetics and whenever the teacher says "offspring" my head jumps up but then I realise that she's just talking about science :p.

This will happen a lot in science and biology even if I know it's gonna happen.

Camilamazed
04-13-2006, 06:18 PM
- When your mother and father or brother, friends, students etc come to you and say * Today I saw an interview or Lisntened to Offspring and it reminded me of you*

- When people see pictures in magazines and bring the magazine to you!

:D

OFFSPR1NGDUDE3
04-13-2006, 06:43 PM
-when you can name every single song from every single album in order and memorize the years those albums came out

pyroahiru
04-13-2006, 07:29 PM
-when the people in your head are the members of the offspring.

bbqfishsticks
04-13-2006, 09:53 PM
-when you call your own 65 year-old grandmother a stupid dumb shit god damn mother fucker while she’s driving

SplinterByMyOwnDesign
04-13-2006, 09:56 PM
-When you force your Dog to eat another dog. :D :p

Evka.pl
04-14-2006, 02:56 AM
when you have a t-shirt with a sign 'dexter and jesus hate creed':)


forcyn: foch! ;)

forcyn
04-14-2006, 08:28 AM
-when your english teacher pass you by you sing Beheaded... [ALWAYS!! I hate her...]

Evka: ok I'll share with you :D

Evka.pl
04-14-2006, 08:56 AM
-when your english teacher pass you by you sing Beheaded... [ALWAYS!! I hate her...]

Evka: ok I'll share with you :D


good thing it's not 'bad habit' (you stupid dumshit...;))

i'll take the lower part(s) :P

OddOneOut_Bassist
04-14-2006, 09:06 AM
when you have a t-shirt with a sign 'dexter and jesus hate creed':)
hey that's a GREAT one.. lol they are lame. anyway,

-When you get the shit kicked outta you for singing gotta get away, lightning rod and mota by your "friends" because they think you took it TOO far... of course, this didn't happen. Right... you all believe me right?

yamabeans709
04-14-2006, 10:09 AM
me and my friend begins our msn conversations by saying "MOTA!"

Rutegard
04-14-2006, 10:51 AM
Haha, in science we're doing genetics and whenever the teacher says "offspring" my head jumps up but then I realise that she's just talking about science :p.

This will happen a lot in science and biology even if I know it's gonna happen.


yeah that's what i'm saying

i-want-him-only
04-14-2006, 01:28 PM
-when you can't sleep at night thinking dexter might read something you write the forum
-when your brother wants to kill you for having half hard drive full with offspring stuff

Drum Goddess
04-14-2006, 01:30 PM
-when you get pissed when they lose drummers
-when you have more pictures of them then you do your husband/wife or bf/gf

Evka.pl
04-14-2006, 01:37 PM
-when you get pissed when they lose drummers
-


great one:))))

Amazed
04-14-2006, 02:47 PM
- when your heart stops beating when you hear someone say bad things about them
- when talking about them with your internet pals is more important than spending time with your real friends

:p

OFFSPR1NGDUDE3
04-14-2006, 04:16 PM
When you want to have braids cause it's look great on dexter :o

lmao that was me
and i even went as far as getting them until my gay parents made me take them out :(

German Andres
04-14-2006, 04:57 PM
_When you want to kill anyone who talks bad about them, and then he says Greenday is better than Offspring...
Billie Joe sucks! :D

Ninty Man
04-14-2006, 05:49 PM
When someone tells you that the greatest punk vocalist it's Billie Joe Armstrong... and even you know that Offspring and Greenday are not punk, you hit with your Americana CD that bastard in his mouth,yelling ITS DEXTER HOLLAND BITCH, watching him yelling the hell out to the bathroom, leaving a path of blood, and finally ask:

Anyone thinks that Billie Joe it's a great punk vocalist?

Dr. Feelgood
04-14-2006, 05:55 PM
When someone tells you that the greatest punk vocalist it's Billie Joe Armstrong... and even you know that Offspring and Greenday are not punk, you hit with your Americana CD that bastard in his mouth,yelling ITS DEXTER HOLLAND BITCH, watching him yelling the hell out to the bathroom, leaving a path of blood, and finally ask:

Anyone thinks that Billie Joe it's a great punk vocalist?


Pretty specific there. :p

forcyn
04-15-2006, 03:44 AM
When someone tells you that the greatest punk vocalist it's Billie Joe Armstrong... and even you know that Offspring and Greenday are not punk, you hit with your Americana CD that bastard in his mouth,yelling ITS DEXTER HOLLAND BITCH, watching him yelling the hell out to the bathroom, leaving a path of blood, and finally ask:
Anyone thinks that Billie Joe it's a great punk vocalist?
hahah... that reminds me something... :D

When you want to have braids cause it's look great on dexter
hahahaha I used to have red spikes some time ago :D [haha it looks weird when all other girls got long blond hair :D:D ]

F@ BANKZ
04-15-2006, 03:48 AM
When you come on holiday to Italy and speand all your money left even though your only half way through the holdiay in an internet cafè so you can go onto their fourums for afew minutes.

Evka.pl
04-15-2006, 07:48 AM
hahah... that reminds me something...

hahahaha I used to have red spikes some time ago :D [haha it looks weird when all other girls got long blond hair :D ]


post a picture! i'd like to c that one;)

-when u have a gigantic flaming skull tattoed on your ass...

Hux
04-15-2006, 07:57 AM
-when u have a gigantic flaming skull tattoed on your ass...
LOL!!!!!!!!!!

forcyn
04-15-2006, 09:36 AM
post a picture! i'd like to c that one;)

-when u have a gigantic flaming skull tattoed on your ass...

uuhhh ohhh... I'm not sure about having this pic... *going to check out*

poor skull lol

offspringer24
04-15-2006, 10:10 AM
when u been to see em ten times, get into many fights when people say "greenday are better than offspring", have every cd,vinyl,dvd/video they ever did.
and its really great there are other people out there like me as i started to think its unhealthy to like a band so much especially after 13yrs :D

Rutegard
04-15-2006, 11:16 AM
-when your brother wants to kill you for having half hard drive full with offspring stuff


ehehehe hell yeah

Conspiracy of One
04-15-2006, 11:19 AM
as i started to think its unhealthy to like a band so much especially after 13yrs :D
Just because other people are just as closeminded as you doesn't change the fact that it's still a stupid decision.

Amazed
04-15-2006, 02:56 PM
hahah... that reminds me something...

hahahaha I used to have red spikes some time ago :D [haha it looks weird when all other girls got long blond hair :D ]

haha, that's cool. I have short hair, but I don't have spikes. I've had long hair all my life and then one day I just decided that I didn't want it that way anymore. It was kind of scary to have it cut off like that, but I kept thinking "it's just hair!". Did people ever think you were a boy? That has actually happened to me a couple of times, even though my hair isn't THAT short. Blind fuckers... :p

I know, that was off topic. Sorry about that, everybody...

Human
04-15-2006, 02:59 PM
- you make "you know you're addicted to the offspring" threads. *ahem*

Llamas
04-15-2006, 03:00 PM
Just because other people are just as closeminded as you doesn't change the fact that it's still a stupid decision.
agreed .

forcyn
04-16-2006, 04:30 AM
you're addicted when even your cat got spikes lol [I realized that today :D ]

haha, that's cool. I have short hair, but I don't have spikes. I've had long hair all my life and then one day I just decided that I didn't want it that way anymore. It was kind of scary to have it cut off like that, but I kept thinking "it's just hair!". Did people ever think you were a boy? That has actually happened to me a couple of times, even though my hair isn't THAT short. Blind fuckers... :p
I know, that was off topic. Sorry about that, everybody...
haha yeah sometimes they think that I'm a boy lol aaahhhh what a great feeling was cutting of those damn hair you got for your all life... now I got long [for me, for my friend they're still short :D ]
ehhh... what a beautiful times that was... lol :D

alistair13
04-16-2006, 09:29 AM
-when your friends know the lyrics to the songs, even when they don't know the offspring, because you keep singing them.

Rutegard
04-16-2006, 12:47 PM
you're addicted when even your cat got spikes lol [I realized that today :D ]

haha yeah sometimes they think that I'm a boy lol aaahhhh what a great feeling was cutting of those damn hair you got for your all life... now I got long [for me, for my friend they're still short :D ]
ehhh... what a beautiful times that was... lol :D


i used to had it reallyreally short with spikes like dexter but mine was orange eheh

yeah...good times...i'll repeat one day...when i finish school forever :p

Rutegard
04-16-2006, 12:50 PM
- when you want SO BAD that dexter write some news for you to read

COME ON DEXTER!!!

Emily_offspring_fan
04-16-2006, 01:42 PM
-When you started to call your brother "Greg"
No, seriously, my brother is totally like Greg, with the exception he is 14 and he doesn't play the bass. But he is skinny, tall, shy, he IS Greg! He should dry his hair cause him is a little more light than Greg.

Demon_of_Debauchery
04-16-2006, 01:50 PM
- When you know how old Dexter, Noodles and Geg are but you don't know how old your brothers are.

Rutegard
04-16-2006, 01:50 PM
- When you know how old Dexter, Noodles and Geg are but you don't know how old your brothers are.


LOLOLOL
that happens with me...not with my sister but with a lot of friends and family

Emily_offspring_fan
04-16-2006, 03:35 PM
- When you know how old Dexter, Noodles and Geg are but you don't know how old your brothers are.
LOL! this happen to me too!

EDIT: w/ my parents too...with my bro sometimes :eek:

one_fine_day
04-16-2006, 05:46 PM
- When the only thing you play on your guitar is offspring, or offspring-related riffs.

Ninty Man
04-16-2006, 07:37 PM
When you know the times of the instrument... I mean, you know when the guitar will start, or the drums, or the bass

noodle654
04-16-2006, 08:16 PM
-You dream about them

Mr. Noodles
04-16-2006, 08:18 PM
-You take that Offspring test and get most/all of the answers correct.

Original prankstA
04-16-2006, 08:23 PM
-you've called someone a stupid dumshit goddam mother fucker

noodle654
04-16-2006, 08:24 PM
-Instead of doing your work (homework, work, and such) you sit on the BBS and listen to their music..the...whole...time

noodle654
04-16-2006, 08:27 PM
lol

- You try to impress your guild members on WoW by typing the lyrics to your favorite Offspring song.

Yup

-You talk about them all the time in your guild and in channel chat

Original prankstA
04-16-2006, 08:51 PM
the jokes on you my friend, bad habit is not my favorite song

ha!

noodle654
04-16-2006, 09:18 PM
-In iTunes the most recently played is The Offspring, and the ammount of times listened is over 100

NMHFBD
04-17-2006, 01:55 AM
Just because other people are just as closeminded as you doesn't change the fact that it's still a stupid decision.
yeah sure.. i've been closeminded enough to be offspring fan for almost five years,i am closeminded enought to still like their songs so much..
becoming Offspring fan was the most stupid decision i've ever made in my life.I guess you are the only one openminded and smart here...fuckedupbitchmotherfuckincocksucker.

Evka.pl
04-17-2006, 12:50 PM
1-Can I take a photo with you?
2-Can you give me an autograph?
2-Can I give you all a big hug?

And I would tell how much I love them, how much I love their songs, how they make me happy the 365 days of every year. I would tell em too that I hope they continue doing albums and gigs for a looong time cause they make me and every fan very happy.

omg, I LOVE THE OFFSPRING!!!!! :)

a perfect example of offspring addict;]

forcyn
04-18-2006, 02:44 AM
a perfect example of offspring addict;]
but it's not bad addiction, huh? it's like with motorcycles - once you try, you don't want to stop :D

Evka.pl
04-18-2006, 02:52 AM
but it's not bad addiction, huh? it's like with motorcycles - once you try, you don't want to stop :D


well i don't know, my father almost lost a hand when he had an accident on a motorcycle... :confused: but i know what you mean, offy is highly addictable:)

forcyn
04-18-2006, 02:59 AM
yeah.. :D

damn, this thread make me think about my addictions... :D Offspring, tea, motorcycles, Tibia... that's a lot! :D

Evka.pl
04-18-2006, 03:05 AM
yeah.. :D

damn, this thread make me think about my addictions... :D Offspring, tea, motorcycles, Tibia... that's a lot! :D


what's a tibia? sth like grass/pot, marysia???

forcyn
04-18-2006, 03:07 AM
no it's multiplayer RPG :D weird game but I like it [damn you Avar!! it's all his fault :D ]

Evka.pl
04-18-2006, 03:09 AM
no it's multiplayer RPG :D weird game but I like it [damn you Avar!! it's all his fault :D ]

oh a game hahahahaha silly me....
i'm not addicted to anything except offy..and tekken5 hehe. oh and sweets! ok and a few other things hehe:D

Rutegard
04-18-2006, 12:58 PM
-you think of dexter just looking to sunglasses...that's why i keep mines with me in the classroom so dexter can be always on my mind spontaneously...

-and when you have notebooks, tenis, shirts, baggages, jackets and belts with the offspring's flaming skull

forcyn
04-18-2006, 01:52 PM
-and when you have notebooks, tenis, shirts, baggages, jackets and belts with the offspring's flaming skull
hahahah I got back of my maths notebook full of Offspring quotes :D and I'm running out of space :D I'll post you a pic someday :D

Rutegard
04-18-2006, 02:15 PM
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e113/Rutegard/P1010005.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e113/Rutegard/P1010009.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e113/Rutegard/P1010008.jpg

forcyn
04-18-2006, 02:17 PM
wooow.. nice ;)



are you bored?? lol :D

Rutegard
04-18-2006, 02:20 PM
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e113/Rutegard/p1010001.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e113/Rutegard/P1010048.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e113/Rutegard/P1010047.jpg

Rutegard
04-18-2006, 02:21 PM
hahahah I got back of my maths notebook full of Offspring quotes :D and I'm running out of space :D I'll post you a pic someday :D


now i wanna see your mathbook eheheheh

ps---i'll post the belt later

Evka.pl
04-19-2006, 12:28 PM
wow, Rutegard, you're the winner! mega-offspring addict:)

wanna sell those offspring-shoes?

forcyn
04-19-2006, 12:31 PM
dammit!!! I destroyed my math notebook today. I was just throwing it all over my room... and it's in 3 pieces. so don't de scared when I post a pic. :D

and yeah, Reugard is biggest Offspring addict ever :D

Evka.pl
04-19-2006, 12:35 PM
dammit!!! I destroyed my math notebook today. I was just throwing it all over my room... and it's in 3 pieces. so don't de scared when I post a pic. :D

and yeah, Reugard is biggest Offspring addict ever :D

oh don't worry i admire u 4 even HAVING a math notebook! ;)


once i thought i'm addicted to offy but now i c i'm not even half as addicted as some ppl here;)

forcyn
04-19-2006, 12:48 PM
eh... maths was the only thing that wasn't made by God...
AND I GOT THAT FUCKED UP BIOLOGY TEST TOMORROW!!!

ook, let's get back to topic.

Rutegard
04-19-2006, 02:18 PM
wow, Rutegard, you're the winner! mega-offspring addict:)

wanna sell those offspring-shoes?

lolol this is not a contest....i'm glad you like those...hard work ya know?...i can try to explain you how to do it if you want :D for sure

Rutegard
04-19-2006, 02:18 PM
dammit!!! I destroyed my math notebook today. I was just throwing it all over my room... and it's in 3 pieces. so don't de scared when I post a pic. :D

and yeah, Reugard is biggest Offspring addict ever :D

AHAHHA yeah math sucks

Rutegard
04-19-2006, 02:21 PM
oh don't worry i admire u 4 even HAVING a math notebook! ;)


once i thought i'm addicted to offy but now i c i'm not even half as addicted as some ppl here;)

everyone is addicted in some way ya know?...it doesn't matter how many things you buy from them...or how many things you made, how many autographs you have and whatever....what really matter here is that we fans love the offspring the same way....our feeling is the same...after all we are all brothers!

we have a passion in common....THE OFFSPRING!!



gosh...i'm glad i belong here :D :D

pyroahiru
04-19-2006, 07:19 PM
everyone is addicted in some way ya know?...it doesn't matter how many things you buy from them...or how many things you made, how many autographs you have and whatever....what really matter here is that we fans love the offspring the same way....our feeling is the same...after all we are all brothers!

we have a passion in common....THE OFFSPRING!!



gosh...i'm glad i belong here :D :D

and sisters... :D sry

ignition991
04-19-2006, 10:08 PM
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e113/Rutegard/P1010008.jpg[/QUOTE]

Now that is one of the coolest shoes that i've ever seen.

forcyn
04-20-2006, 07:43 AM
lolol this is not a contest....i'm glad you like those...hard work ya know?...i can try to explain you how to do it if you want :D for sure
pm me plz :D

and yeah, math sucks :D

Evka.pl
04-20-2006, 08:34 AM
everyone is addicted in some way ya know?...it doesn't matter how many things you buy from them...or how many things you made, how many autographs you have and whatever....what really matter here is that we fans love the offspring the same way....our feeling is the same...after all we are all brothers!

we have a passion in common....THE OFFSPRING!!



gosh...i'm glad i belong here :D :D


i love u man! i really do!

ok how to make shoes like yours??? DO IT 4 ME!!!! i'll pay ya;)

Demon_of_Debauchery
04-20-2006, 10:15 AM
Haha, in science we're doing genetics and whenever the teacher says "offspring" my head jumps up but then I realise that she's just talking about science :p.

This will happen a lot in science and biology even if I know it's gonna happen.
that happened to me today it was a really boring Biology lesson and when the teacher kept sayin The Offspring it woke me up. It also happens in Chemistry and Physics when Atoms are mentioned.

Rutegard
04-20-2006, 11:10 AM
and sisters... :D sry

sure sisters...since i'm a girl and stuff ;)

Rutegard
04-20-2006, 11:12 AM
Now that is one of the coolest shoes that i've ever seen.


thanks a lot...it seems the offspring didn't like the notebooks and the baggage tho....i send it for "fan art" but they didn't post it...lololol...now i'm kinda hopeless and i'm not sending anything anymore..

Rutegard
04-20-2006, 11:20 AM
yeah right Evka.pl and Forcyn this weekend i'll write down all the steps of how i did it ok?...then you try to see and if you still have problems i'll help in what i can

i would be glad to do it for you Evka.pl but...i don't know..you are in poland and i'm in portugal...maybe you should see how it's done first ok?..you guys can do it too for sure :D it's not difficult...but gives a lot of work...

Evka.pl
04-20-2006, 11:28 AM
yeah right Evka.pl and Forcyn this weekend i'll write down all the steps of how i did it ok?...then you try to see and if you still have problems i'll help in what i can

i would be glad to do it for you Evka.pl but...i don't know..you are in poland and i'm in portugal...maybe you should see how it's done first ok?..you guys can do it too for sure :D it's not difficult...but gives a lot of work...


oki but i'd be glad to come to portugal 4 MY shoes hehe

Rutegard
04-20-2006, 11:32 AM
oki but i'd be glad to come to portugal 4 MY shoes hehe

lolol i'm sure you didn't have to come here just to get your shoes...we can send it by mail...a package, right?!.. and you don't need to pay anything ...i'm not doing this for money


but maybe i'll start my own business... LOLOL

Evka.pl
04-20-2006, 11:41 AM
lolol i'm sure you didn't have to come here just to get your shoes...we can send it by mail...a package, right?!.. and you don't need to pay anything ...i'm not doing this for money


but maybe i'll start my own business... LOLOL


i wanna go to portugal anyways (to see cristiano ronaldo *drools*) hehe

ok back on topic:

you're addicted when you have an offspring logo attached to every piece of clothing that you have :D

Rutegard
04-20-2006, 11:48 AM
i wanna go to portugal anyways (to see cristiano ronaldo *drools*) hehe

ok back on topic:

you're addicted when you have an offspring logo attached to every piece of clothing that you have :D


hehehehe yeah right LOL

i guess that's it

forcyn
04-20-2006, 01:12 PM
when you got wallpaper [which you made] with Offspring [dammit, I got Frank Lampard right now lol ]

pyroahiru
04-20-2006, 07:10 PM
when you got wallpaper [which you made] with Offspring [dammit, I got Frank Lampard right now lol ]

i do....someone on here made it..its awsome. :D

Evka.pl
04-21-2006, 01:16 AM
when you got wallpaper [which you made] with Offspring [dammit, I got Frank Lampard right now lol ]


what?? that means u r chelsea's fan!!!! :-o
(ManUtd rulez anyway:P)


-when u dream that offy will come to you shithole town to give a 5-hour-show:)

forcyn
04-21-2006, 06:50 AM
what?? that means u r chelsea's fan!!!! :-o
(ManUtd rulez anyway:P)


-when u dream that offy will come to you shithole town to give a 5-hour-show:)
Chelsea is just one step from championship :D

forcyn
04-21-2006, 06:50 AM
and here's my notebook :D [awful quality, my camera sucks]

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/3007/im0001128fj.png
http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/9159/image44nv.png

guitarboy
04-21-2006, 07:41 AM
when ur gf shuts off ur stero because she has heard affspring for the past 4 hours and u get mad because she did

ofsmurfsandpixies
04-21-2006, 08:11 AM
what?? that means u r chelsea's fan!!!! :-o
(ManUtd rulez anyway:P)


-when u dream that offy will come to you shithole town to give a 5-hour-show:)

leeds! we may suck but hey....you know your an offspring fan when you dream of dexter and noodles fighting for your love

Amazed
04-21-2006, 09:29 AM
yeah.. :D

damn, this thread make me think about my addictions... :D Offspring, tea, motorcycles, Tibia... that's a lot! :D

TEA?! did you say TEA?! I love tea :D

forcyn
04-21-2006, 09:50 AM
TEA?! did you say TEA?! I love tea :D
yeah, tea :D all kinds of tea :D

Titus
04-21-2006, 10:36 AM
- When you fail in school because you had a trip to a city far away from yours to see Offspring´s concert!
- When you write Offspring on the walls, tables, books, notebooks, t-shirt and whatever where.
- When you listen to their musics 6 hours per day, maybe more.
-And when your name is Titus :)

Rutegard
04-21-2006, 10:49 AM
and here's my notebook :D [awful quality, my camera sucks]

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/3007/im0001128fj.png
http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/9159/image44nv.png

WOWOWOW

pretty nice :D

Evka.pl
04-21-2006, 11:06 AM
wooow forcyn, that's a pretty cool looking notebook you have there:)

(MU is gonna kick chelsea's ass on 29th april! hell yeah)

-when u learn english just because u wanna understand offspring lyrics:)

-when u can speak english better than your mother tongue (thx to offspring lyrics) hehe

Rutegard
04-21-2006, 12:43 PM
wooow forcyn, that's a pretty cool looking notebook you have there:)

(MU is gonna kick chelsea's ass on 29th april! hell yeah)

-when u learn english just because u wanna understand offspring lyrics:)

-when u can speak english better than your mother tongue (thx to offspring lyrics) hehe

i can recognize myself in it eheheh

Emily_offspring_fan
04-21-2006, 01:22 PM
me too! i started to think in english and sometimes I answer in english! for example my dog was barking loud yesterday and I said "CALM DOWN!!"

Evka.pl
04-21-2006, 01:40 PM
me too! i started to think in english and sometimes I answer in english! for example my dog was barking loud yesterday and I said "CALM DOWN!!"


now that's weird man hehe




i 'shut-up' my dog too ;P

Emily_offspring_fan
04-21-2006, 01:47 PM
yeah, I am weird. My parents hate me. I don't give a shit, I like being the way I am.

forcyn
04-21-2006, 01:49 PM
wooow forcyn, that's a pretty cool looking notebook you have there:)

(MU is gonna kick chelsea's ass on 29th april! hell yeah)

-when u learn english just because u wanna understand offspring lyrics:)

-when u can speak english better than your mother tongue (thx to offspring lyrics) hehe
thx :)

not this time, my friend :D Chelsea's gonna win the league :D

well, sometimes it happens to me to speak in english :D

[I '''shut up''' my brother lol ]

Rutegard
04-21-2006, 03:19 PM
thx :)

not this time, my friend :D Chelsea's gonna win the league :D

well, sometimes it happens to me to speak in english :D

[I '''shut up''' my brother lol ]


exactly and sometimes you say to people...FUCK FACE

LOOOL

just love the way it sounds...fuck face ahahahaha

SAY IT OUT LOUD!!

Lithuanian Offspring
04-21-2006, 03:30 PM
(Note: I only read the first 4 posts)
- you make a poem professing your love for a band member!

Rutegard
04-21-2006, 03:46 PM
unconscioulsy you imitate all the moves ofyour fav band member

Ninty Man
04-21-2006, 05:32 PM
You start dancing slam way watching in your PC for 441494474777917 time the Live video of Wembley concert, when The Offspring sang Bad Habit...

And your neighboor down stairs, knock your door, asking to please calm down and stop jumping on the floor, because he drops his coffee over him, scared as shit with the music and your stupid jumping

Emily_offspring_fan
04-21-2006, 06:22 PM
You start dancing slam way watching in your PC for 441494474777917 time the Live video of Wembley concert, when The Offspring sang Bad Habit...

And your neighboor down stairs, knock your door, asking to please calm down and stop jumping on the floor, because he drops his coffee over him, scared as shit with the music and your stupid jumping

hahaha looooooooooooooool :p

Panzerfaust92
04-21-2006, 09:32 PM
-when one of the hottest girls a in your town asks if you want to do something later on and you answer with, "No thanks, I just got this 32 minute Offspring CD 2 1/2 years ago and I gotta keep listening to it.

-When you tell your mother on the phone, "Yeah, I hate everything I even hate you too so fuck you!"

Sinister
04-21-2006, 09:52 PM
-when one of the hottest girls a in your town asks if you want to do something later on and you answer with, "No thanks, I just got this 32 minute Offspring CD 2 1/2 years ago and I gotta keep listening to it.

that's not Offspring-obsession, but pure gayness.

Titus
04-21-2006, 09:56 PM
that's not Offspring-obsession, but pure gayness.

Lol
Maybe obsession

forcyn
04-22-2006, 03:06 AM
exactly and sometimes you say to people...FUCK FACE

LOOOL

just love the way it sounds...fuck face ahahahaha

SAY IT OUT LOUD!!

hahahhaha yeah, FUCK FACE :D:D damn, it sounds... weird :D

Danman22
04-22-2006, 08:56 AM
you walk around trying to get people to listen to the offspring.

DAN THOUGHT...
when the song says "dont fuck with da hui, you better not fuck with da hui"
:D

Evka.pl
04-22-2006, 09:06 AM
y
DAN THOUGHT...
when the song says "dont fuck with da hui, you better not fuck with da hui"
:D

.. because da hui will fuck with YOU!

German Andres
04-22-2006, 09:28 AM
When you write the lyrics of their greatest song everywhere, and when your friends say that The Offspring is not as good as, for example, System of a Down.
Damm hipocrites!!! I feel sorry for them... :mad:

Danman22
04-22-2006, 09:30 AM
when your old classmate says simple plan is better and you tell her they are gay and she should shoot herself for saying that.

Emily_offspring_fan
04-22-2006, 12:50 PM
When you write the lyrics of their greatest song everywhere
lolz, you must see my school table

Rutegard
04-22-2006, 02:40 PM
my belt...i draw the lines so you can read it better...it's really difficult taking photos at it but you can recognize this belt...it's like that one that dexter had at warped tour and a lot of people has it too...but i modified it a lil bit and i "write" the offspring on it...try to read...

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i246/charikrutegard/1.jpg

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i246/charikrutegard/2.jpg

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i246/charikrutegard/3.jpg

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i246/charikrutegard/poix.jpg

Emily_offspring_fan
04-22-2006, 04:41 PM
I like your belt Rutegard!

ignition991
04-22-2006, 09:20 PM
and here's my notebook :D [awful quality, my camera sucks]

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/3007/im0001128fj.png
http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/9159/image44nv.png


woah, offspring obsessed

offspring_freak_3
04-22-2006, 10:16 PM
this means something? :D

http://myspace-616.vo.llnwd.net/00572/61/66/572496616_l.jpg

http://myspace-398.vo.llnwd.net/00572/89/37/572497398_l.jpg

http://myspace-034.vo.llnwd.net/00572/43/08/572498034_l.jpg

offspring_freak_3
04-22-2006, 10:17 PM
http://myspace-999.vo.llnwd.net/00572/99/99/572499999_l.jpg

http://myspace-552.vo.llnwd.net/00572/25/50/572500552_l.jpg

still has some other things to add in those pics but i'm too lazy to take pics and this like 1 month i tooked these pics:p

Evka.pl
04-23-2006, 02:47 AM
awesome! offy should be proud to have fans like u and forcyn:)

Rutegard
04-23-2006, 05:21 AM
this means something? :D


http://myspace-034.vo.llnwd.net/00572/43/08/572498034_l.jpg


just one thing's missing.... :p

Rutegard
04-23-2006, 05:22 AM
awesome! offy should be proud to have fans like u and forcyn:)

...........and YOU

Evka.pl
04-23-2006, 05:49 AM
...........and YOU

oh shuks ;)

Rutegard
04-23-2006, 06:54 AM
oh shuks ;)

:D

i'll try to write down the things bout the shoes and i'll send itto you on a message ok? wait for my message





you know you are addicted when you go to beatthestreet.net

forcyn
04-23-2006, 09:26 AM
awesome! offy should be proud to have fans like u and forcyn:)
all of us :)


i'll try to write down the things bout the shoes and i'll send itto you on a message ok? wait for my message
thx :D

Emily_offspring_fan
04-23-2006, 10:45 AM
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f7/_the_offspring_/DSCN2185.jpg

i want that thing for belts...but it's very expensive, don't know why

Thomas
04-23-2006, 10:55 AM
When you have AIM conversations with certain BBS members like this:

Beheaded27: Mwahahahaaa
Yliecoyote: *insert evil music*
Yliecoyote: "Mommy doesn't have her head anymore..."
Beheaded27: Keep it underneath my bed on the floor!
Yliecoyote: That's alright, man, that's okay! Sh never really used her head anyway
Yliecoyote: *she
Beheaded27: Daddy called me a silly boar...
Yliecoyote: bet he won't say that anymore!
Yliecoyote: haha...boar
Beheaded27: Cuz they way his bodie's severed in two
Beheaded27: Laaame
Beheaded27: >body's
Beheaded27: Raar
Yliecoyote: his vocal chords are gonna be kinda hard to use
Beheaded27: Ha, we're awesome
Yliecoyote: dur
Beheaded27: BEHEADEEEEEEEEEED
Yliecoyote: watch it spurt like a garden hose
Beheaded27: BEHEADEEEEDD! Bloody mess all over my clothes!!
Yliecoyote: watch my girlfriend come to the door
Beheaded27: Chop off her head she falls to the floor
Yliecoyote: watching my baby's jugular flow
Beheaded27: Really makes my motor go!
Yliecoyote: wrap a towel around the bloody stump
Beheaded27: Take my baby's body to the cuity dump
Beheaded27: >city
Yliecoyote: then wipe the mess off the bloody axe
Beheaded27: Scoop all the heads in my burlap sack!
Yliecoyote: BEHEADED!!!!!!!!!!!
Beheaded27: DO we have to do it again?
Yliecoyote: Whatever
Yliecoyote: All my collection...
Beheaded27: Adorns my room on bamboo poles
Yliecoyote: it used to be a little but a little got more and more
Beheaded27: Now I'm craving yours...
Yliecoyote: NIGHT BRINGS BAD DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!
Beheaded27: BAD DREAMS AND GULLITEINES
Yliecoyote: off with her head...
Beheaded27: OFF WITH HEAR HEAD!!!
Beheaded27: >HERRRRRR!!!
Yliecoyote: off with her head!!!!!!!!!
Beheaded27: OFF WITH HER HEAAAAAAADDDDD
Yliecoyote: Find another victime for my machine
Beheaded27: Put in in a homemade gullitiene
Yliecoyote: *gullotine
Yliecoyote: =P
Beheaded27: WTF ever
Yliecoyote: Blade falls, gonna need a casket
Beheaded27: Watch the head plop in a wicker basket!
Yliecoyote: leave the house at a quarter to four
Beheaded27: Come back with 16 or more
Yliecoyote: cause the more I want, the more I see
Beheaded27: I got a funny feeling coming over me
Yliecoyote: BEHEADED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beheaded27: tacos
Beheaded27: brb
Yliecoyote: mmmmmmmm.............
Yliecoyote: haha
Yliecoyote: I'm a terrible person
Beheaded27: Why are you a terrible person?
Yliecoyote: heehee
Yliecoyote: ^_^
Beheaded27: Because you like Beheaded tacos?
Yliecoyote: well, that too...
Beheaded27: Haha
Yliecoyote: BLEAH!
Beheaded27: What??!?!?!1
Beheaded27: dfkjgrdsauiog
Yliecoyote: I dunno
Yliecoyote: How 'bout another round?
Beheaded27: Sure
Beheaded27: Which song this time?
Yliecoyote: You choose
Beheaded27: I choose?
Beheaded27: Mwahahahaa
Beheaded27: See what I did?
Beheaded27: I'm funny
Yliecoyote: Look at me, I'm fallin'
Beheaded27: Off a cliff now
Yliecoyote: I can still hear my mamma yellin "No, no, no!"
Beheaded27: BUt the words mean nothin
Yliecoyote: Can't catch up to me now
Beheaded27: The view is so beautiful, all the way down
Yliecoyote: ........
Yliecoyote: O_O

Yliecoyote: I just drew a complete blank!
Yliecoyote: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!1
Beheaded27: Oh my...
Yliecoyote: When I was a little boy...
Yliecoyote: (*whew!*)
Beheaded27: Suckin juice from a bottle
Yliecoyote: believing my perceptions were oh so real
Beheaded27: But I didn't know nothin...
Yliecoyote: Still knowin' nothing...
Beheaded27: Was just ebough for me to know the way I feel
Beheaded27: >Enough
Yliecoyote: this is life....
Beheaded27: What a (edited for the kiddies) up thing we do!
Yliecoyote: What a nightmare come true!
Beheaded27: Or a playground if we choooooooose
Yliecoyote: And I choose.
Yliecoyote: (oh man, those lyrics hit me right in the gut every time)
Beheaded27: Aaah, seriously
Beheaded27: When I was a teenager suckin booze with the vatos
Yliecoyote: discussing who was gonna live to be 21
Beheaded27: They said they woulden't make it...
Yliecoyote: they didn't make it
Beheaded27: We're all naked when the day is said and done, this is life!
Yliecoyote: What a (edited for the kiddies) up thing we do!
Beheaded27: What a nightmare come true
Yliecoyote: or a playground if we choose....
Beheaded27: And I choose
Yliecoyote: (*drools*)
Beheaded27: *ahem* Don't know who made this all come true
Yliecoyote: oh, sorry
Beheaded27: Hehe
Yliecoyote: but while you're here you just gotta do
Beheaded27: Watcha goot dp
Beheaded27: Damn I meesed that all up
Yliecoyote: nice
Beheaded27: >Whatcha gotta do
Yliecoyote: Hup whoop heeep hap!
Yliecoyote: I have no idea what he is saying there
Beheaded27: WOaoh woaoah woah
Beheaded27: LoL
Yliecoyote: Now if I wasn't such a weenie
Beheaded27: Do ya think you'd still love me?
Yliecoyote: Pretending I'm an airplane on the livingroom floor
Beheaded27: Like a lovely generator
Yliecoyote: you stand right by me
Beheaded27: And if words were wisdom
Yliecoyote: I'de be talking even more
Yliecoyote: *drools*
Beheaded27: Hehe
Beheaded27: This is life!
Yliecoyote: What a (edited for the kiddies) up thing we do!!!!
Beheaded27: What a nightmare come true
Yliecoyote: or a playground it we choose!
Beheaded27: AND I CHOOOOOSE
Yliecoyote: So I keep on falling
Beheaded27: As I'm lokin back above me
Beheaded27: I think we meesed up somewhere...
Yliecoyote: no we didn't
Beheaded27: Hmmm...
Yliecoyote: watching as my mama just becomes a little dot
Beheaded27: Now, I'm I'm like dinero (SP?)
Yliecoyote: DeNiro
Beheaded27: Eh
Yliecoyote: (The actor)
Yliecoyote: I'm amarillo
Beheaded27: And I'll never know when I hit the ground
Yliecoyote: This is life!
Beheaded27: What a (edited for the kiddies) up thing we do
Yliecoyote: what a nightmare come true!
Beheaded27: Or a playground if we choose
Yliecoyote: And I choose.....
Yliecoyote: THE END!!!!!!
Beheaded27: :)
Yliecoyote: sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Yliecoyote: *high five*
Beheaded27: Mwahahahahaaa
Yliecoyote: ;)


Yeah, *Shelby and I are pretty much da shizznet. ;)

Emily_offspring_fan
04-23-2006, 11:28 AM
haha that's cool i'm lazy to read it all but i read the first part
that remember me a lot of stupid conversations on msn...me and my friend trying to listen the same song at the same time and sing

Rutegard
04-23-2006, 11:43 AM
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f7/_the_offspring_/DSCN2185.jpg

i want that thing for belts...but it's very expensive, don't know why


AWESOME :D :D

offspring_freak_3
04-23-2006, 11:55 AM
just one thing's missing.... :p
what??????

Rutegard
04-23-2006, 12:55 PM
what??????

i didn't see americana DVD but i know you have it...did you forget?

cause it's the best of their DVDs

Llamas
04-23-2006, 01:18 PM
Beheaded27: Now, I'm I'm like dinero (SP?)
Yliecoyote: DeNiro
Beheaded27: Eh
Yliecoyote: (The actor)


actually, it's "now I'm like dinero" which means money. he's like money- like falling off the cliff? people waste money...

Sinister
04-23-2006, 01:22 PM
he's like De Niro. massive wahs teh fuck?, but it's still definitely what he says.

Llamas
04-23-2006, 01:59 PM
oh, penis. I was wrong. wow, it makes so much more sense as "dinero"... "deniro" doesn't make sense... I've had this cd for 7 years and I never knew it was deniro... :-x

offspring_freak_3
04-23-2006, 02:01 PM
i didn't see americana DVD but i know you have it...did you forget?

cause it's the best of their DVDs
no i dont, its not there cause i dont have it, its fuckin hard to find it here, i only have it in my computer

offspring_freak_3
04-23-2006, 02:02 PM
When you have AIM conversations with certain BBS members like this:

Beheaded27: Mwahahahaaa
Yliecoyote: *insert evil music*
Yliecoyote: "Mommy doesn't have her head anymore..."
Beheaded27: Keep it underneath my bed on the floor!
Yliecoyote: That's alright, man, that's okay! Sh never really used her head anyway
Yliecoyote: *she
Beheaded27: Daddy called me a silly boar...
Yliecoyote: bet he won't say that anymore!
Yliecoyote: haha...boar
Beheaded27: Cuz they way his bodie's severed in two
Beheaded27: Laaame
Beheaded27: >body's
Beheaded27: Raar
Yliecoyote: his vocal chords are gonna be kinda hard to use
Beheaded27: Ha, we're awesome
Yliecoyote: dur
Beheaded27: BEHEADEEEEEEEEEED
Yliecoyote: watch it spurt like a garden hose
Beheaded27: BEHEADEEEEDD! Bloody mess all over my clothes!!
Yliecoyote: watch my girlfriend come to the door
Beheaded27: Chop off her head she falls to the floor
Yliecoyote: watching my baby's jugular flow
Beheaded27: Really makes my motor go!
Yliecoyote: wrap a towel around the bloody stump
Beheaded27: Take my baby's body to the cuity dump
Beheaded27: >city
Yliecoyote: then wipe the mess off the bloody axe
Beheaded27: Scoop all the heads in my burlap sack!
Yliecoyote: BEHEADED!!!!!!!!!!!
Beheaded27: DO we have to do it again?
Yliecoyote: Whatever
Yliecoyote: All my collection...
Beheaded27: Adorns my room on bamboo poles
Yliecoyote: it used to be a little but a little got more and more
Beheaded27: Now I'm craving yours...
Yliecoyote: NIGHT BRINGS BAD DREAMS!!!!!!!!!!
Beheaded27: BAD DREAMS AND GULLITEINES
Yliecoyote: off with her head...
Beheaded27: OFF WITH HEAR HEAD!!!
Beheaded27: >HERRRRRR!!!
Yliecoyote: off with her head!!!!!!!!!
Beheaded27: OFF WITH HER HEAAAAAAADDDDD
Yliecoyote: Find another victime for my machine
Beheaded27: Put in in a homemade gullitiene
Yliecoyote: *gullotine
Yliecoyote: =P
Beheaded27: WTF ever
Yliecoyote: Blade falls, gonna need a casket
Beheaded27: Watch the head plop in a wicker basket!
Yliecoyote: leave the house at a quarter to four
Beheaded27: Come back with 16 or more
Yliecoyote: cause the more I want, the more I see
Beheaded27: I got a funny feeling coming over me
Yliecoyote: BEHEADED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beheaded27: tacos
Beheaded27: brb
Yliecoyote: mmmmmmmm.............
Yliecoyote: haha
Yliecoyote: I'm a terrible person
Beheaded27: Why are you a terrible person?
Yliecoyote: heehee
Yliecoyote: ^_^
Beheaded27: Because you like Beheaded tacos?
Yliecoyote: well, that too...
Beheaded27: Haha
Yliecoyote: BLEAH!
Beheaded27: What??!?!?!1
Beheaded27: dfkjgrdsauiog
Yliecoyote: I dunno
Yliecoyote: How 'bout another round?
Beheaded27: Sure
Beheaded27: Which song this time?
Yliecoyote: You choose
Beheaded27: I choose?
Beheaded27: Mwahahahaa
Beheaded27: See what I did?
Beheaded27: I'm funny
Yliecoyote: Look at me, I'm fallin'
Beheaded27: Off a cliff now
Yliecoyote: I can still hear my mamma yellin "No, no, no!"
Beheaded27: BUt the words mean nothin
Yliecoyote: Can't catch up to me now
Beheaded27: The view is so beautiful, all the way down
Yliecoyote: ........
Yliecoyote: O_O

Yliecoyote: I just drew a complete blank!
Yliecoyote: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!1
Beheaded27: Oh my...
Yliecoyote: When I was a little boy...
Yliecoyote: (*whew!*)
Beheaded27: Suckin juice from a bottle
Yliecoyote: believing my perceptions were oh so real
Beheaded27: But I didn't know nothin...
Yliecoyote: Still knowin' nothing...
Beheaded27: Was just ebough for me to know the way I feel
Beheaded27: >Enough
Yliecoyote: this is life....
Beheaded27: What a (edited for the kiddies) up thing we do!
Yliecoyote: What a nightmare come true!
Beheaded27: Or a playground if we choooooooose
Yliecoyote: And I choose.
Yliecoyote: (oh man, those lyrics hit me right in the gut every time)
Beheaded27: Aaah, seriously
Beheaded27: When I was a teenager suckin booze with the vatos
Yliecoyote: discussing who was gonna live to be 21
Beheaded27: They said they woulden't make it...
Yliecoyote: they didn't make it
Beheaded27: We're all naked when the day is said and done, this is life!
Yliecoyote: What a (edited for the kiddies) up thing we do!
Beheaded27: What a nightmare come true
Yliecoyote: or a playground if we choose....
Beheaded27: And I choose
Yliecoyote: (*drools*)
Beheaded27: *ahem* Don't know who made this all come true
Yliecoyote: oh, sorry
Beheaded27: Hehe
Yliecoyote: but while you're here you just gotta do
Beheaded27: Watcha goot dp
Beheaded27: Damn I meesed that all up
Yliecoyote: nice
Beheaded27: >Whatcha gotta do
Yliecoyote: Hup whoop heeep hap!
Yliecoyote: I have no idea what he is saying there
Beheaded27: WOaoh woaoah woah
Beheaded27: LoL
Yliecoyote: Now if I wasn't such a weenie
Beheaded27: Do ya think you'd still love me?
Yliecoyote: Pretending I'm an airplane on the livingroom floor
Beheaded27: Like a lovely generator
Yliecoyote: you stand right by me
Beheaded27: And if words were wisdom
Yliecoyote: I'de be talking even more
Yliecoyote: *drools*
Beheaded27: Hehe
Beheaded27: This is life!
Yliecoyote: What a (edited for the kiddies) up thing we do!!!!
Beheaded27: What a nightmare come true
Yliecoyote: or a playground it we choose!
Beheaded27: AND I CHOOOOOSE
Yliecoyote: So I keep on falling
Beheaded27: As I'm lokin back above me
Beheaded27: I think we meesed up somewhere...
Yliecoyote: no we didn't
Beheaded27: Hmmm...
Yliecoyote: watching as my mama just becomes a little dot
Beheaded27: Now, I'm I'm like dinero (SP?)
Yliecoyote: DeNiro
Beheaded27: Eh
Yliecoyote: (The actor)
Yliecoyote: I'm amarillo
Beheaded27: And I'll never know when I hit the ground
Yliecoyote: This is life!
Beheaded27: What a (edited for the kiddies) up thing we do
Yliecoyote: what a nightmare come true!
Beheaded27: Or a playground if we choose
Yliecoyote: And I choose.....
Yliecoyote: THE END!!!!!!
Beheaded27: :)
Yliecoyote: sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Yliecoyote: *high five*
Beheaded27: Mwahahahahaaa
Yliecoyote: ;)


Yeah, *Shelby and I are pretty much da shizznet. ;)

thats a fuckin weird conversation o.O

Thomas
04-23-2006, 04:55 PM
oh, penis. I was wrong. wow, it makes so much more sense as "dinero"... "deniro" doesn't make sense... I've had this cd for 7 years and I never knew it was deniro... :-x

I thought it was talking about how this attitude of choosing to make your life happy has made him successful like DeNiro himself.


thats a fuckin weird conversation o.O

Because we are awesome. Duh.



haha. Man. I can't believe people actually read that whole thing.

Llamas
04-23-2006, 05:00 PM
that's too vague, though... I mean, why'd he pick deniro? there are thousands of other people he could have used... there has to be more connection than that...

Thomas
04-23-2006, 05:05 PM
that's too vague, though... I mean, why'd he pick deniro? there are thousands of other people he could have used... there has to be more connection than that...

Who knows? Maybe he was atching a DeNiro movie when writing it or maybe it's an inside joke. That's what great about music. You can do stuff like that where no one but you understands it.

offspring_freak_3
04-23-2006, 06:26 PM
haha. Man. I can't believe people actually read that whole thing.
oh i didnt. i read only the beheaded part :p

Nood!es
04-23-2006, 06:50 PM
When TKAA has been played 198 times in the past month.

offspring_freak_3
04-23-2006, 07:00 PM
holy shit! thats a lot! i usualy play all my songs (all kinda of bands, thats like 2.000 songs) in shuffle thats the way i listen to music, that or i get bored :p

Rutegard
04-24-2006, 10:47 AM
when you go to shoes store and you buy some shoes and they aren't that good but you just bought them because they were playing all songs from americana record at the store

:D :D

forcyn
04-24-2006, 10:52 AM
when you go to shoes store and you buy some shoes and they aren't that good but you just bought them because they were playing all songs from americana record at the store

:D :D

hahahahah :D

I love coming to ski/bike shop :D they always play punk rock :D:D

Rutegard
04-24-2006, 10:55 AM
hahahahah :D

I love coming to ski/bike shop :D they always play punk rock :D:D

yeah,...but that time they were playing americana so i was like...yeah i'm buying something here for sure LOL

Emily_offspring_fan
04-24-2006, 01:22 PM
when you go to shoes store and you buy some shoes and they aren't that good but you just bought them because they were playing all songs from americana record at the store

:D :D

Lol! I remember me and my friend entering on a shop only cause they were playing TKAA. In fact, the shop was horrible.

Evka.pl
04-24-2006, 01:33 PM
there's a pub (called 'the dragon') in my city where they play a lot of offspring so i hang out there a lot just because they play my fav songs... even though my bro puts me down by saying, ' oh there's your wussy band playing again'....if he wasn't so big, i'd kick his ass 4 it...;P

forcyn
04-24-2006, 01:59 PM
hahaha my brother likes Offspring, but when I listen to them more than 2 albums in a row he yells : "stop that! my speakers are louder than yours! wanna try??"

Rutegard
04-24-2006, 02:01 PM
hahaha my brother likes Offspring, but when I listen to them more than 2 albums in a row he yells : "stop that! my speakers are louder than yours! wanna try??"


awww poor you LOL


well my sister does not like them the way i do...actually no one near me does so ...LOL anyway but she was cool enought and took me to see them and that was my first concert, she went with me just because of me not because od the offspring...but she had a really fucking nice time and she liked it (i know)

Demon_of_Debauchery
04-24-2006, 02:03 PM
My brother used to like The Offspring but then he turned into a chav and The Offspring are too "Goth" for him and now he only listens to shit like Shitney Spears :mad: The only Offspring song he still plays sometimes is Dirty Magic which used to be his favourite song.

Bexy
04-24-2006, 02:27 PM
My brother used to like The Offspring but then he turned into a chav and The Offspring are too "Goth" for him and now he only listens to shit like Shitney Spears :mad: The only Offspring song he still plays sometimes is Dirty Magic which used to be his favourite song.


Thats harsh. and since when are offspring goth :confused:
I've been trying to educate my corridor at Uni, but they're not havin any of it :( and i have to listen to their shit :(

BIG Nicky
04-24-2006, 02:31 PM
Same here everyone, one day we will get to play good music.

offspring_freak_3
04-24-2006, 02:44 PM
i'm making my friends listen to the offspring, and they r starting to like it :D we even put burn it up (the wrole song to play in a powerpoint presentation) in a school papper :cool:

Emily_offspring_fan
04-25-2006, 01:37 PM
My brother used to like The Offspring but then he turned into a chav and The Offspring are too "Goth" for him and now he only listens to shit like Shitney Spears :mad: The only Offspring song he still plays sometimes is Dirty Magic which used to be his favourite song.

From The Offspring to Britney Spears? :eek:

Demon_of_Debauchery
04-25-2006, 01:38 PM
From The Offspring to Britney Spears? :eek:
sadly yes :(

Amazed
04-25-2006, 01:40 PM
From The Offspring to Britney Spears? :eek:

holy crap... what the fuck went wrong? :eek:

Rutegard
04-25-2006, 02:09 PM
holy crap... what the fuck went wrong? :eek:

loads of things i guess...

Amazed
04-25-2006, 02:11 PM
loads of things i guess...

yeah.. the correct answer would be: "all the things that can go wrong did go wrong"

Rutegard
04-25-2006, 02:12 PM
yeah.. the correct answer would be: "all the things that can go wrong did go wrong"

AHAHAHAHA

that's fucking right

scream
04-25-2006, 02:20 PM
- When people automatically associate you with The Offspring.

blackballs
04-25-2006, 03:03 PM
- When you can play every single Offspring song on bass, and thats includes cover songs they did ( I can play all of Smash with my eyes closed )
- When the only CD thats been in your car stereo is an Offspring CD (okay I have NOFX in there every once in a while)
- When you randomly find yourself singing an Offspring song and you realize everyone is staring at you
- When you keep fighting with the guitar player in your band about whether you should open a gig with an original song or Offspring cover ( it happens every time)

Demon_of_Debauchery
04-25-2006, 03:23 PM
- When you religion is The Offspring and your God is Dexter

Bloodstains
04-25-2006, 03:28 PM
-You write "The Offspring," "I <3 The Offspring," and ect. all over your school work and get into trouble for it.

-It happens so often that the school guidence counseler calls you in to basically tell you that you need psychiatric help.

-Your friends have told you to get a phschiatrist for your obsession. And they weren't joking with you.

-You check the official website every thirty seconds for updates.

-You've made copies of Offspring CDs for people in an attempt to bring up their popularity even more.

-Out of instinct, you point out anything Offpring related, no matter how much trouble it can get you into.

-You tried counting all of the Offspring stuff you have on your computer. You lostcount at 500.

-500 is refering to the number of folders rather than files.

-You cut out early on work durring computer class at school and make Offspring backgrounds for the computer you're using.

-You set a pic of Dexter Holland yelling at a bird as the background on a school computer to see how many people you can confuse.

-You hope you get caught for doing so, just so you can explain why you did it.

-You buy a fine tip permanent marker just so you can write "The Offspring" on your fingernails.

-You get pissed off when the marker runs out of ink.

-You have taken a permanent marker and written the lyrics to an entire Offspring song going up your arm.

-You get pissed off when people don't know who The Offspring are.

-You get pissed off at people who have the NERVE to say that The Offspring sucks to your face.

-You have drawn the flaming skull all over everything you own.

-You wrote "The Offspring" on your forehead. And then went to school like that.

-You wrote "The Offspring is cooler than you" on a peice of paper and left it in a desk at school for people to read.

-You find it amusing that the store downtown sells noodles.

-You get bored and make up lists like this.

-You qualify for everything on this list.

(I DO qualify for everything on this list :D :D :D )

Rutegard
04-25-2006, 03:33 PM
-You write "The Offspring," "I <3 The Offspring," and ect. all over your school work and get into trouble for it.

-It happens so often that the school guidence counseler calls you in to basically tell you that you need psychiatric help.

-Your friends have told you to get a phschiatrist for your obsession. And they weren't joking with you.

-You check the official website every thirty seconds for updates.

-You've made copies of Offspring CDs for people in an attempt to bring up their popularity even more.

-Out of instinct, you point out anything Offpring related, no matter how much trouble it can get you into.

-You tried counting all of the Offspring stuff you have on your computer. You lostcount at 500.

-500 is refering to the number of folders rather than files.

-You cut out early on work durring computer class at school and make Offspring backgrounds for the computer you're using.

-You set a pic of Dexter Holland yelling at a bird as the background on a school computer to see how many people you can confuse.

-You hope you get caught for doing so, just so you can explain why you did it.

-You buy a fine tip permanent marker just so you can write "The Offspring" on your fingernails.

-You get pissed off when the marker runs out of ink.

-You have taken a permanent marker and written the lyrics to an entire Offspring song going up your arm.

-You get pissed off when people don't know who The Offspring are.

-You get pissed off at people who have the NERVE to say that The Offspring sucks to your face.

-You have drawn the flaming skull all over everything you own.

-You wrote "The Offspring" on your forehead. And then went to school like that.

-You wrote "The Offspring is cooler than you" on a peice of paper and left it in a desk at school for people to read.

-You find it amusing that the store downtown sells noodles.

-You get bored and make up lists like this.

-You qualify for everything on this list.

(I DO qualify for everything on this list :D :D :D )


AHAHAHAAHAH GENIUS...JUST GENIUS

noodle654
04-25-2006, 04:29 PM
-You first heard the song Beheaded and thought that The Offspring were crazy.
-You had no clue what a guillotine was. (Beheaded)

Bloodstains
04-25-2006, 04:45 PM
- Your favorite word is Offspring.

- You hear the word "Offspring" durring science class while you're studying genetics and you're first reaction is "WHERE?!?!?!?!" and you look around the classroom.

- You're second reaction is "YOU LIAR!", directed towards the teacher.

- You get sent to the principals office because it happens so often.

- You're on first name terms with the band even though you've never spoken with them.

- You heard "Beheaded", and you now threaten to behead people that annoy you.

- You heard "Burn it Up" and turned into a pyro.

- You were a pyro before you heard "Burn it Up" and decided that the song was written about you.

- You're senior motto in your school yearbook was or is going to be a quote from an Offspring song or a quote made by one of the band members.

- You tell your friends worthless information about the band every five minutes.

- You relate everything to an Offspring song.

- You listen to Beheaded so many times at one point that you started getting urges to chop people's heads off.

- You know so much about the band that people have thought that you were stalking them.

- They were convinced you were stalking them and they called the cops on you.

- Upon meeting you, the cops believed it.

-You want to move to California so you CAN stalk The Offspring.

Thomas
04-25-2006, 06:47 PM
-You listen to The Offspring in the bathroom.

Yes, I just pwn3d all your faces. Bitches.

Bloodstains
04-25-2006, 06:49 PM
-You listen to The Offspring in the bathroom.
Ummm... I don't... do that... *sideways glance* *runs away before anyone can accuse me*

Emily_offspring_fan
04-25-2006, 06:57 PM
- Your favorite word is Offspring.
- You hear the word "Offspring" durring science class while you're studying genetics and you're first reaction is "WHERE?!?!?!?!" and you look around the classroom.
- You're second reaction is "YOU LIAR!", directed towards the teacher.
- You get sent to the principals office because it happens so often.
- You're on first name terms with the band even though you've never spoken with them.

Does it really happened to you?



- You tell your friends worthless information about the band every five minutes.
it remembers me a person!... ah, wait... IT'S ME!

Bloodstains
04-25-2006, 07:03 PM
Does it really happened to you?
Yeah, it does. I'm pitiful... I also set the background on one of the school computers as a pic of Dexter yelling at a bird. I'm seriously hoping I get caught for that! It'll be FUNNY!

Emily_offspring_fan
04-25-2006, 07:06 PM
hahahha, I read your before post...Bloodstains (Kat) you're a genious!!

more:

- when all your house is in complete silence and suddenly you scream "Hey you're a riddle I say as I move aside" and your parents say that you need to stop with your obsession.

-when you enter in this forum every five minutes to see if there is any news.

-when you can't study without listening to Offspring

-when you got the plan to write every table of your school with Offspring lyrics. I realize yesterday that I can't! :( well at least one table by room!

-when everything that people say to you, you automatically think it's referred to Offspring.

Bloodstains
04-25-2006, 07:27 PM
hahahha, I read your before post...Bloodstains (Kat) you're a genious!!

more:

- when all your house is in complete silence and suddenly you scream "Hey you're a riddle I say as I move aside" and your parents say that you need to stop with your obsession.

-when you enter in this forum every five minutes to see if there is any news.

-when you can't study without listening to Offspring

-when you got the plan to write every table of your school with Offspring lyrics. I realize yesterday that I can't! :( well at least one table by room!

-when everything that people say to you, you automatically think it's referred to Offspring.
Yay! I qualify for all of those! I feel special, haha. :D

Can I borrow some of those to post up on my Myspace blog? I have a growing list of you might be obsessed with the offspring if...s on my blog on there.

Emily_offspring_fan
04-26-2006, 11:44 AM
Yay! I qualify for all of those! I feel special, haha. :D

Can I borrow some of those to post up on my Myspace blog? I have a growing list of you might be obsessed with the offspring if...s on my blog on there.

Yeah, of course!

another one

-when you count 1,2,3,4,5,5,6 instead of 1,2,3,4,5,6

Rutegard
04-26-2006, 12:14 PM
well, actually i can't study hearing the offspring cause if i do so..then i caught up myself in the middle of the room singing and moshing LOL...and then when the day is over i realize i didn't study at all...it sucks..

forcyn
04-26-2006, 12:22 PM
hahahah I got an exam today and I realized that after that first words which came up to my mind was '''yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah''' :D

Emily_offspring_fan
04-26-2006, 12:48 PM
well, actually i can't study hearing the offspring cause if i do so..then i caught up myself in the middle of the room singing and moshing LOL...and then when the day is over i realize i didn't study at all...it sucks..
Yeah, so I put it lowder, but I can't do nothing having the stereo right there and without an Offspring cd. :p

Demon_of_Debauchery
04-26-2006, 12:52 PM
well, actually i can't study hearing the offspring cause if i do so..then i caught up myself in the middle of the room singing and moshing LOL...and then when the day is over i realize i didn't study at all...it sucks..
I can't study listening to The Offspring either because I end up listening to the lyrics instead of thinking about the work and then I write the lyrics to the song I'm listening to without thinking.

Emily_offspring_fan
04-26-2006, 12:56 PM
I can't study listening to The Offspring either because I end up listening to the lyrics instead of thinking about the work and then I write the lyrics to the song I'm listening to without thinking.
Huh, that explains my bad califications at Physics!

Rutegard
04-26-2006, 01:28 PM
Huh, that explains my bad califications at Physics!


maybe that's it LOOOOL

Bloodstains
04-26-2006, 01:34 PM
- When you get bored and look up worthless info on every band member.

- You celebrate the band members' birthdays.

- You have made The Offspring in the form of characters from some cartoon show.

- If anyone in the band ever died, you might have to kill yourself.

- If you drew a pic of The Offspring flaming skull and taped it to your computer moniter to see the reactions from your parents, siblings, ect.

- If it's your fault that somone else in your school recetly became obsessed with The Offspring.

- Of you have the track listings for every CD memorized.

- If you ever spray painted "The Offspring on the side of a building.

- You got caught because they know how obsessed you were.

- You were happy you got caught, b/c more people would know your obsession.

- You have written the lyrics to a whole Offspring song up your arm.

- You got upset when someone didn't know what song it was.

- You punched someone in the face for saying that The Offspring sucked.

- Someone said they hated The Offspring and your reaction was "Oh YEAH?!?! Well they hate you too!!!!!!!!"

- You had to explain to a teacher who The Offspring was when they saw that you had written "The Offspring" all over your arms and hands.

- You frequently burst into song with the first 2 lines of ANY Offspring song.

- In the middle of class.

- Durring a very important test.

(The past three were for one of my friends. I can't even begin to count HOW many times that has happened...)

-Your best friend used to like Green Day, but, under your influence, they now like The Offspring more.

- You HAD to get the explicit version of Splinter when it came out, because the other just wouldn't have been the same...

- Your friends call you Noodles Jr. (Once again, my friend that I mentioned.)

- You had agriculture class at school, and you had to plant a tree and give it a name, so you named it Offspring.

I shall post more later. Odds are, I'll be bored again.

Mr. Noodles
04-26-2006, 01:36 PM
-You write lyrics on a valentines bag during Valentines Day.
I did that a few years ago.

Emily_offspring_fan
04-26-2006, 01:41 PM
- You celebrate the band members' birthdays.

I made a type of cake and I put candles with Dexter's photos for Dexter's birthday. :p I use to wish them Merry Christmas and happy new year too!
"Merry Christmas, Dex!
"Merry Christmas,Greg!
"Merry Christmas,Nood!
"Merry Christmas,Atom!"

Rutegard
04-26-2006, 01:42 PM
-when someone else says "hey" you shout out loud "COME OUT AND PLAY"

Rutegard
04-26-2006, 01:43 PM
I made a type of cake and I put candles with Dexter's photos for Dexter's birthday. :p I use to wish them Merry Christmas and happy new year too!
"Merry Christmas, Dex!
"Merry Christmas,Greg!
"Merry Christmas,Nood!
"Merry Christmas,Atom!"

yeah i celebrate them too

Mr. Noodles
04-26-2006, 01:43 PM
I made a type of cake and I put candles with Dexter's photos for Dexter's birthday. :p I use to wish them Merry Christmas and happy new year too!
"Merry Christmas, Dex!
"Merry Christmas,Greg!
"Merry Christmas,Nood!
"Merry Christmas,Atom!"
Ha, that's the best idea ever!
Thanks for reminding me about the following:
-When you make your grandma bake a cake with the Offspring logo on it for your b-day.
The best cake ever!

Bloodstains
04-26-2006, 01:47 PM
I made a type of cake and I put candles with Dexter's photos for Dexter's birthday. :p I use to wish them Merry Christmas and happy new year too!
"Merry Christmas, Dex!
"Merry Christmas,Greg!
"Merry Christmas,Nood!
"Merry Christmas,Atom!"

Me and my mom made a guitar shaped cake this past February. :D Noodles's birthday :D . Yay! Good thing my mom likes at least ONE member (yes, my mom is obsessed with Noodles.).

Oh, that reminds me! I have another 1!

- You have managed to get your mom obsessed with one of the band members.

forcyn
04-26-2006, 01:49 PM
you listen to Offspring so often that even your dad like them :D

forcyn
04-26-2006, 01:50 PM
Me and my mom made a guitar shaped cake this past February. :D Noodles's birthday :D . Yay! Good thing my mom likes at least ONE member (yes, my mom is obsessed with Noodles.).

Oh, that reminds me! I have another 1!

- You have managed to get your mom obsessed with one of the band members.
hahaha your mom obsessed with Noodles?! whoooooah :D

Mr. Noodles
04-26-2006, 01:51 PM
-You find out that the band you've listened to ever since the age of 2 was actually the Offspring the whole time.

Emily_offspring_fan
04-26-2006, 01:59 PM
Ha, that's the best idea ever!
Thanks for reminding me about the following:
-When you make your grandma bake a cake with the Offspring logo on it for your b-day.
The best cake ever!

wow! cool! do you have pictures?


Me and my mom made a guitar shaped cake this past February. Noodles's birthday . Yay! Good thing my mom likes at least ONE member (yes, my mom is obsessed with Noodles.).

A real cake? A big one, I mean. Do you eat it all?

Rutegard
04-26-2006, 01:59 PM
when you go to the dentist and you are in pain, suffering till the bones, and you just think....

DEXTER DEXTER DEXTER DEXTER DEEEEEEXXXXTTTEEEEERRR DEXTER DEXTER DEXTER DEXTER DEXTER DEEEEXXXXTTTTTEEERRRRRR

then it's all over and you are like...."awww...thanks dex...."

forcyn
04-26-2006, 02:04 PM
when you go to the dentist and you are in pain, suffering till the bones, and you just think....

DEXTER DEXTER DEXTER DEXTER DEEEEEEXXXXTTTEEEEERRR DEXTER DEXTER DEXTER DEXTER DEXTER DEEEEXXXXTTTTTEEERRRRRR

then it's all over and you are like...."awww...thanks dex...."
hahaha ;)


[real story, hapened today] when your friend is lighting candles and you say '''Ignition, we call it an obsession'''

loool they all lauged so hard :D

Evka.pl
04-26-2006, 02:09 PM
Me and my mom made a guitar shaped cake this past February. :D Noodles's birthday :D . Yay! Good thing my mom likes at least ONE member (yes, my mom is obsessed with Noodles.).

Oh, that reminds me! I have another 1!

- You have managed to get your mom obsessed with one of the band members.


what?? ur mom is obsessed with noodles??? that's so freakin' awesome! i wish my parents were obsessed with my fav band.....but nooooohoooo they have to hate everything i like :-/ hehe

Rutegard
04-26-2006, 02:10 PM
hahaha ;)


[real story, hapened today] when your friend is lighting candles and you say '''Ignition, we call it an obsession'''

loool they all lauged so hard :D


eheheh
:D

Demon_of_Debauchery
04-26-2006, 02:17 PM
Me and my mom made a guitar shaped cake this past February. :D Noodles's birthday :D . Yay! Good thing my mom likes at least ONE member (yes, my mom is obsessed with Noodles.).

Oh, that reminds me! I have another 1!

- You have managed to get your mom obsessed with one of the band members.
your lucky my mom thought that The Offspring are "Some kind of boyband" just because all the members are male and my dad says the are too "Uncultural"