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offspringer24
04-13-2006, 10:02 AM
name 3 questions you'd ask, mine would be

1)have you ever been to alton towers?
2)are you gonna write albums for many years to come?
3)will please scar me? :D

dammit it's hard i got a zillion id ask em really
fuck!

DexterWannabe
04-13-2006, 11:31 AM
where the hell they have been for the last year?

Rutegard
04-13-2006, 01:14 PM
dexter, may i have those pants?
noodles, wanna trade glasses?
would you be able to play at my house tomorrow?

idiocyisavirtue
04-13-2006, 01:22 PM
Dexter, where did you get that leopard print suit?
Will they have one in my size?
Greg, do you like my hat?

opivy21
04-13-2006, 02:30 PM
1. Can the next record be better than the last few?
2. Will you give me your guitar(s)?
3. Will you play where I live?

bd007h
04-13-2006, 02:35 PM
1. Can you please do something about the overpopulation of retards on the bbs?

Corpse
04-13-2006, 02:38 PM
1. Can you please do something about the overpopulation of retards on the bbs?

Was thinking the exact same question.

Jojan
04-13-2006, 03:31 PM
How much freedom do you have with song-releases, video-making and singles, (and such)?
Who desided to erase Kill The President from the S/T and why did she/he do that?
What five things could make The Offspring split up?

Thomas
04-13-2006, 03:33 PM
1) What is the new album going to be like? Ixnay? Americana? Splinter? Ignition? Or something completely different?
2) Is the re-recorded version of Dirty Magic going to be released as a single with a video?
3) What are your plans after this new album?

pyroahiru
04-13-2006, 06:40 PM
1) why dont you ever come to south carolina?
2) who influenced you?
3) dexter,do dumb blonde jokes bother you?

Zack
04-13-2006, 06:53 PM
would you play for my party?
can i get a pic?
can i play on stage with you guys?

Ronin
04-13-2006, 09:40 PM
i actually got to ask them some questions a couple of years ago. i sure would love to talk to them again :D

mack in may of 2003 i asked them the following:

- what, do you think, is your most definitive offspring song? (they really liked that question, and their answer was the kids arent alright, with further explanation).
- why did you cancel the san antonio show for april of 2003? (they said the venue they were gonna play at was having some business issues, and they didnt wanna get involved in the drama....which is understandable)





altho if i could ask them 3 other questions, i would ask these:

1. where was your all time favorite offspring show?
2. most hated offspring song?
3. favorite tour bus prank? or prank in general, lol

these thigns would be amusing to know :)

.:SMASH:.
04-13-2006, 10:20 PM
what colour underwear am i wearing?

what's your favorite thing to have tomatoe sauce with?

when are you guys available for a play date?

offspringer24
04-13-2006, 11:31 PM
How much freedom do you have with song-releases, video-making and singles, (and such)?
Who desided to erase Kill The President from the S/T and why did she/he do that?
What five things could make The Offspring split up?


very good questions
and as for bdandthensomenumbers & corpse if we have to get rid of retards lets start with you

Ronin
04-14-2006, 12:13 PM
very good questions
and as for bdandthensomenumbers & corpse if we have to get rid of retards lets start with you


good questions, but have been asked and answered in several interviews before

offspringer24
04-15-2006, 12:39 AM
who decided to erase kill the president then i didnt kno that one

no_way
04-15-2006, 11:10 AM
i think three is not enough and i think that i'd have to kidnapp'em to make them do what i want them to do
......

Tizzalicious
04-15-2006, 11:10 AM
3)will please scar me? :D

What the fuck does this mean? I mean seriously, when did the British forget how to speak English?

no_way
04-16-2006, 03:46 PM
What the fuck does this mean? I mean seriously, when did the British forget how to speak English?


it must mean "to hurt", and leave a scar :o well, i did my best to figure it out

Eternal Yamcha
04-16-2006, 10:05 PM
1. Why did you guys wait this long to adopt a logo? (referring to their skull)
2. Are you guys going to start exposing more of your older songs on tours?
3. What's your personal favorite songs?

offspringer24
04-17-2006, 02:12 AM
What the fuck does this mean? I mean seriously, when did the British forget how to speak English?

when did the dutch become cunts?

platinumpt
04-17-2006, 02:40 AM
dexter, may i have those pants?
noodles, wanna trade glasses?
would you be able to play at my house tomorrow?
hahah those are amazing! (well, mostly the last one, it hits right on the spot, after the first couple of questions)

platinumpt
04-17-2006, 02:44 AM
1. Can you please do something about the overpopulation of retards on the bbs?
I agree, maybe in that case they could also take care of you. What the fuck is your problem anyway? Stop being such a fucking whiny bitch, the thread itself was a nice idea, and people actually contributed with funny stuff.

EDIT: Same goes for the other idiot that agreed with you, whatever his username is, I've never seen him before.

Marco
04-17-2006, 07:43 AM
1) Can you give me your e-mail/cel phone number?
2) Will you continue to release albums untill you'll die?
3) Fender guitars are considered the best ones to play with... what's the difference with Ibanez? :D

killer_queen
04-17-2006, 07:51 AM
1. Can you please do something about the overpopulation of retards on the bbs?
Well, you can do something, honey. Alt-F4.

And my question would be, "how and when did the middle eastern sound influence you guys?". That's what I have been wondering about.

Emily_offspring_fan
04-17-2006, 11:33 AM
1-Can I take a photo with you?
2-Can you give me an autograph?
2-Can I give you all a big hug?

And I would tell how much I love them, how much I love their songs, how they make me happy the 365 days of every year. I would tell em too that I hope they continue doing albums and gigs for a looong time cause they make me and every fan very happy.

omg, I LOVE THE OFFSPRING!!!!! :)

Rutegard
04-17-2006, 12:11 PM
hahah those are amazing! (well, mostly the last one, it hits right on the spot, after the first couple of questions)


eheh thanks you sexy guy

ignition991
04-17-2006, 03:28 PM
who decided to erase kill the president then i didnt kno that one


I read somewhere dexter took it off after they re-released it on Nitro Records in '95. Dexter didn't want the band to get in any trouble, or start any contraversy's with anyone. Because it is called "Kill the President"

and my 3 questions would have to be

1. Why did you get rid of the braids
2. What happened to all of the former members of Manic Subsidal where are they now?
3. Can i have a backstage Pass? :D

Ninty Man
04-17-2006, 03:54 PM
Well, you can do something, honey. Alt-F4.

And my question would be, "how and when did the middle eastern sound influence you guys?". That's what I have been wondering about.


I did that, and I was scared XD

well:

Can you please, please, please, please, come to Mexico, and give a concert on my school ( I mean, the UNAM)

Can I take a little bit of your hair??... well, in fact, I will take it all, Dex

Can you please stop kicking my ass for what I've done with Dexter's hair??? I know he's bald, but, come on, there are toupés

Nood!es
04-17-2006, 04:10 PM
Whats the news with Atom?
When is the new album slated for release?
Dirty Magic?

Jakebert
04-17-2006, 04:32 PM
I read somewhere dexter took it off after they re-released it on Nitro Records in '95. Dexter didn't want the band to get in any trouble, or start any contraversy's with anyone. Because it is called "Kill the President"


It was done some time after 9/11. I got my copy before that and it has it.

OnSpring!
04-18-2006, 08:06 AM
Can u give me something against man boobs?

FOXMAN
04-18-2006, 08:19 AM
1) How many albums do you plan to release in the future?
2) New album? Will you come in Greece on your next tour? (2 questions :) )
3) Can I sing "self esteem" with you live??? :D

Emily_offspring_fan
04-18-2006, 10:05 AM
It was done some time after 9/11. I got my copy before that and it has it.
Me too, but it depends on where did you buy it.


Can u give me something against man boobs?
Go to make gym and stop eating chocolates.

Lightyears
04-18-2006, 10:50 AM
Not a flaming post!

I wouldn't ask them any typical fan questions at all really. I'd just say whats up and shoot shit with them for a bit, not ask the same 3 questions they've probably already been asked a million times. Just try to get a minute or two of hang out time with them, then say my byes.

Ninty Man
04-18-2006, 08:29 PM
Can u give me something against man boobs?


Yeah, i Want too (dont ask)

offspringer24
04-19-2006, 07:46 AM
1) How many albums do you plan to release in the future?
2) New album? Will you come in Greece on your next tour? (2 questions :) )
3) Can I sing "self esteem" with you live??? :D

well if you do get chance to sing self esteem with em good luck it's a damn hard song to sing fair play if you can :D

randman21
04-19-2006, 08:43 AM
1) What in the hell happened between "Ignition" and "Smash" that caused you guys to make such a kick-ass and fundamentally different album? I mean, I like "Ignition" more, but the greatness of "Smash" cannot be reckoned with.
2) What is the best (and worst) song that you guys have ever released?
3) If each of you had an alter ego (who was a super hero), what would they be? Would they like llamas? How about goat cheese?