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Sunny
04-16-2006, 12:37 PM
After a few hours spent on the beach, I've come to fully understand this expression and the horrors it implies.

Now, how the shit do I get it out?

Andy
04-16-2006, 12:39 PM
You need to get someone to lick it out.

Sunny
04-16-2006, 12:43 PM
great advice, dickwad. do you think a man in his right mind would entertain the idea of eating SAND out of my cunt?

yeah, didn't think so.

wheelchairman
04-16-2006, 12:46 PM
I would take a bath, a deep bath. and like, try and keep the water moving.

Mannen som blev en gris
04-16-2006, 12:46 PM
Uh... pee? Or shove a vacuum cleaner in there. :cool:

But what were you doing on the beach in April?

JohnnyNemesis
04-16-2006, 12:48 PM
Bath followed by a shower. Simple.

Work them soapy fingers in there and clean house!

Tizzalicious
04-16-2006, 12:50 PM
I'd go for a bath too, or a vaginal shower! Or both.

T-6005
04-16-2006, 12:50 PM
Or shove a vacuum cleaner in there.

What the fuck gave you that horrifying idea?

I'd say a shower would probably be best. With appropriate modifications.

Little_Miss_1565
04-16-2006, 12:58 PM
No bath, no bath...you want the sand to come OUT, not get worked any more in. :( Good luck in the shower. I feel for you. And it hurtssss.

HeadAroundU
04-16-2006, 01:02 PM
Splash it out with the hose.

JohnnyNemesis
04-16-2006, 01:06 PM
No bath, no bath...you want the sand to come OUT, not get worked any more in. :( Good luck in the shower. I feel for you. And it hurtssss.

I obviously have limited experience in the vaginal cleansing department, but I feel like that makes so much sense that we all should have known.

Andy
04-16-2006, 01:10 PM
great advice, dickwad. do you think a man in his right mind would entertain the idea of eating SAND out of my cunt?

yeah, didn't think so.
I'll refrain from trying to attempt humour in your presence again, a Thousand Apologies.

Little_Miss_1565
04-16-2006, 01:12 PM
There is nothing humorous about having sand in your giggy, Andy.

Little_Miss_1565
04-16-2006, 01:12 PM
Who's a nurse?

Andy
04-16-2006, 01:14 PM
I'm not training to be a gynecologist, Maria *shrugs*

Andy
04-16-2006, 01:19 PM
*points and laughs*

Endymion
04-16-2006, 01:21 PM
the correct answer is insert a miniature black hole into your vagina. remove after two minutes or if it becomes painful.

Andy
04-16-2006, 01:28 PM
Shush.

Anyway, having sand in your holiest of holiest is really starting to strike me as very fucking nasty. Surely there's a simple remedy, and someone must know.

sKratch
04-16-2006, 01:43 PM
There is nothing humorous about having sand in your giggy, Andy.
Not true if you're a man.

princess
04-16-2006, 01:45 PM
Uh... pee?


im just surprised no one quoted this gem sooner...

Harnum
04-16-2006, 01:51 PM
But what were you doing on the beach in April?
yah... why in april are you on a beach

Nina
04-16-2006, 01:54 PM
Oh the jealousy. You went to the BEACH.
I'd have sand in my vag anytime for a soon beach visit. bah.
I still feel for ya. Take a looong shower!

JoY
04-16-2006, 01:54 PM
I can fully relate to this horrid feeling & experience. when taking a shower, you've got flowing water cleaning you. showers will take rid of the sand as much as possible. wash clean with the help of your hands. (it's well possible you'll find this pleasurable) shave your.. yes, & then wash clean again. there's only a small chance now that any sand stayed behind.

if this doesn't work, call me. I'll take the next flight to get to the bottom of this.

*Edit: my English sucks? I think so.

platinumpt
04-16-2006, 02:25 PM
It's probably no big deal, the sand will come out naturally anytime soon. When dust gets in your eyes, it eventually comes out. It can't be much different when we're talking about sand inside a vagina. How did it get in there anyway, why didn't you lay on a towel?

JoY
04-16-2006, 02:26 PM
eyes, vaginas, it's all the same after all.

*raises eyebrow* ..or not.

Sunny
04-16-2006, 02:27 PM
yah... why in april are you on a beach

because it's 80 F outside. you're canadian, you wouldn't understand.


anyway, thanks for the help, everyone. it is shower time. owie.

0r4ng3
04-16-2006, 02:27 PM
I'm no expert, but I would assume getting sand in your eye wouldn't hurt as much.

Endymion
04-16-2006, 02:30 PM
yah... why in april are you on a beach
because some of us live in AMERICA: LAND OF THE FREE

eyes, vaginas, it's all the same after all.

*raises eyebrow* ..or not.
lolz, eyebrow.

Dirty Bertie
04-16-2006, 02:31 PM
I'm no expert, but I would assume getting sand in your eye wouldn't hurt as much.

What about sand in your foreskin? Me thinks it might be itchy ... easy to clean ... but itchy :)

0r4ng3
04-16-2006, 02:31 PM
Sand in the foreskin? Now that's an accomplishment. I wouldn't even be mad, I'd be suprised.

But, yes, if it does happen, it's probably itchy.

JoY
04-16-2006, 02:34 PM
I'm no expert, but I would assume getting sand in your eye wouldn't hurt as much.
getting sand in the eye hurts more when we're talking about instant pain. if we're talking about what gives more irritation, I'd say sand in the vagina. oh man, that so brings back memories of horrible beach-adventures. (nothing sexual)

Dirty Bertie? a FORESKIN is no VAGINA. k? & they don't quite give the same sensations.
http://biology.about.com/

Ryan - like, eye - BROW! mwahaha.

killer_queen
04-16-2006, 02:34 PM
I don't know how it feels to have something in my vagina so I can't imagine how it hurts. Being a virgin rules sometimes. Sometimes.

Anyway, good luck with cleaning it.

Endymion
04-16-2006, 02:35 PM
Ryan - like, eye - BROW! mwahaha.
lolz, vaginabrow.

calichix
04-16-2006, 02:35 PM
hahahaha. take a shower, darling. it's the only way. and don't take a nap because sand in your bedsheets= pain in the ass. in addition to your vagina.


pshka, city slickers and their non-sandy vaginas.

JoY
04-16-2006, 02:36 PM
Gulsah: *scratches head* man, I know how it feels to have sand rubbing my privates ever since I can remember playing in the sand on the beach.

JoY
04-16-2006, 02:37 PM
lolz, vaginabrow.
there's the kind of brow you pluck & the kind of brow you shave.

ouch, definitely shave in the last case. ;/

calichix
04-16-2006, 02:38 PM
actually, if you shower right after you've been sunbathing it'll wash off a lot of the tanned skin. :\ man oh man I wish it wasn't raining right now. New York with better beach weather than Cali. That aint right.

*giggles* detective sandy vagina.

Rag Doll
04-16-2006, 02:41 PM
i rarely experience sandy vag. i burn too quick to go on the beach much =\. does have its positives though...like, no sandy vag.

JoY
04-16-2006, 02:43 PM
I move too much NOT to get a sandy vag. even from a few minutes hanging out on the beach I can get my vagina sandy. ugh. I suck.

Harnum
04-16-2006, 02:46 PM
because it's 80 F outside. you're canadian, you wouldn't understand.
right.. i'm a dumbass. good luck :p

Endymion
04-16-2006, 02:46 PM
I move too much NOT to get a sandy vag. even from a few minutes hanging out on the beach I can get my vagina sandy. ugh. I suck.
easy solution: put some duct tape over the vag before going to the beach! doubles as a substitute to waxing too!

platinumpt
04-16-2006, 02:47 PM
ugghhh.. alright, ryan wins.

0r4ng3
04-16-2006, 02:50 PM
easy solution: put some duct tape over the vag before going to the beach! doubles as a substitute to waxing too!
Does that work for eyebrows, too?

JoY
04-16-2006, 02:54 PM
easy solution: put some duct tape over the vag before going to the beach! doubles as a substitute to waxing too!
...but what about kidney-filtered fluids?

wheelchairman
04-16-2006, 02:57 PM
...but what about kidney-filtered fluids?
Maybe you'll Bladder-splode.

JoY
04-16-2006, 02:59 PM
is this one of those physics experiments?

calichix
04-16-2006, 03:05 PM
i rarely experience sandy vag. i burn too quick to go on the beach much =\. does have its positives though...like, no sandy vag.


don't sweat it, chicks with way fair skin are foxmatrons. :]

I don't burn. sometimes I get way too tan though and it's really embarrassing cause I look like Tanorexic McBimbo.

JoY
04-16-2006, 03:11 PM
hahahahaha! <33

Rag Doll
04-16-2006, 03:12 PM
don't sweat it, chicks with way fair skin are foxmatrons. :]

I don't burn. sometimes I get way too tan though and it's really embarrassing cause I look like Tanorexic McBimbo.

weeooo!

aw =(. i'm sure you look just fine. but the name made me giggle nonetheless

Endymion
04-16-2006, 03:12 PM
...but what about kidney-filtered fluids?
hold it, like a man. jeez.

Preocupado
04-16-2006, 03:21 PM
Isn't there a Vaginol or something at the pharmacy? Anyways, that's what the little shower is there for. And they say the latin aren't civilized...

JoY
04-16-2006, 03:25 PM
hold it, like a man. jeez.
I can hold my piss for ten hours straight. (this has been proven by experience) still, if I have to go, I have to go.

skiddles824
04-16-2006, 03:28 PM
holy shit that long :eek: :eek:

wheelchairman
04-16-2006, 03:30 PM
Women suck at holding it in though.

I went from Hamburg, to Tizz's place, to sleeping until 13.00 (so a full 12 hours) before I even thought about it.

Tizz pees ever 15 min.

JoY
04-16-2006, 03:34 PM
I can leave from my parents' home in the Netherlands, having the feeling I have to go to the toilet, & THEN hold it in, being fully awake, for ten hours untill I am in Switzerland.

I just hate sitting in the car & I rather drive through at once, than taking the time to take a piss.

Sunny
04-16-2006, 04:14 PM
shower helped. yes. except now my girlparts are all like GO AWAY STOP MESSING WITH ME I H8 U!

ugh. having sandyvag sucked. =/

in case anyone was wondering, it was charlie's revenge for giving him sandybutt.. like, i poured handfuls of sand down his pants, and um... he retaliated. yah. </3

Little_Miss_1565
04-16-2006, 04:41 PM
LOL

Well, I guess that's what you get for going to the beach in Texas with your husband and not inviting me.

H1T_That
04-16-2006, 04:48 PM
shower helped. yes. except now my girlparts are all like GO AWAY STOP MESSING WITH ME I H8 U!

ugh. having sandyvag sucked. =/

in case anyone was wondering, it was charlie's revenge for giving him sandybutt.. like, i poured handfuls of sand down his pants, and um... he retaliated. yah. </3

i was just about to ask, what were you doing to get sand stuck so far in that it needed assistance. But you've just answered it.

Throb'n'guzzle
04-16-2006, 05:15 PM
If it stll hurts by 10:00, I'd suggest calling loveline.

sKratch
04-16-2006, 05:20 PM
eyes, vaginas, it's all the same after all.

*raises eyebrow* ..or not.
lolz cum ends up on both

*really hopes no one said this yet*

JoY
04-16-2006, 05:38 PM
lolz cum ends up on both

*really hopes no one said this yet*
oh boy, for some reason I don't think I'd want to experience the feeling of cum in my eye.

"wait, hold it, can't see, got cum in my eye!"

Ocupation: Offspring
04-23-2006, 01:18 AM
lolz .

the_GoDdEsS
04-23-2006, 01:22 AM
lolz .

Is that why you had to bump this?