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Jojan
04-17-2006, 08:52 AM
My pile of nails is up to almost 0.5 kilograms.

killer_queen
04-17-2006, 08:54 AM
It's one of those times that I want to say "wtf?".

Little_Miss_1565
04-17-2006, 08:55 AM
Good fucking lord.

Andy
04-17-2006, 08:59 AM
Jojan, you so craaaaaazy

Sunny
04-17-2006, 09:00 AM
i suppose i'm not the only one who wants to ask WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, WOMAN?

Tired_Of_You
04-17-2006, 09:04 AM
Oh no... It makes me think about that guy in high school who wanted to build a little chair with his nails, dead skin, teeth and hair. I'm still scared. :(

Duskygrin
04-17-2006, 09:05 AM
how do you weigh your nails?

JohnnyNemesis
04-17-2006, 09:06 AM
i suppose i'm not the only one who wants to ask WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, WOMAN?

Jojan's a dude.

But I'd also like to join the "double you tee eff" brigade.

the_offsprings_monkey
04-17-2006, 09:06 AM
how do you weigh your nails?
The thread starter is more random then you Maria... lolz

0r4ng3
04-17-2006, 09:07 AM
I also wonder "wtf?". Let's have a "wtf" party!

Sunny
04-17-2006, 09:08 AM
Jojan's a dude.



no shit.. really?

ow. >_>

JohnnyNemesis
04-17-2006, 09:09 AM
how much does you pile of pwnage weight?!

0r4ng3
04-17-2006, 09:10 AM
It weights 1337 lbs.

Sunny
04-17-2006, 09:14 AM
*crys hardcore*

i hate getting people's gender wrong! it happens way too often!

killer_queen
04-17-2006, 09:17 AM
I thought he was a girl too when I first came to the boards. It took me a couple of months to learn the truth. I'm still doubtful but there's one thing for sure, he looks creepy.

Little_Miss_1565
04-17-2006, 09:18 AM
It's OK, Sunny, it's not like his avatar helps any.

I'm flying away in my roflcopter at the pile of pwnage weight 1337 lbs.

Duskygrin
04-17-2006, 09:36 AM
The thread starter is more random then you Maria... lolz
I'm awed indeed. go check the your band section, he's responded to his guitar stuff by a "you're the greatest" to himself.

JohnnyNemesis
04-17-2006, 09:42 AM
It weights 1337 lbs.
<333333333333333

Jakebert
04-17-2006, 10:14 AM
My nails are scattered everywhere..not really in a pile.

Duskygrin
04-17-2006, 10:27 AM
the slow decay of time (http://www.postcardman.net/102471.jpg)

HeadAroundU
04-17-2006, 10:44 AM
He is always repulsive and sarcastic. He is in love with Greg K. There is something wrong with him. :(

JohnnyNemesis
04-17-2006, 11:41 AM
I think Jojan's cult following is kinda cool. I don't mind him.

T-6005
04-17-2006, 11:49 AM
Weird.....

wheelchairman
04-17-2006, 11:52 AM
I don't think anyone has gotten past the question of the topic, and realized something truly bizarre and weirder, than the question.

Jojan has a half kilo (about one pound) of NAILS in a JAR.

Conspiracy of One
04-17-2006, 11:55 AM
I'm sure he also collects used gum from under tables and chairs too?

T-6005
04-17-2006, 11:58 AM
Jojan has a half kilo (about one pound) of NAILS in a JAR.
Weird.....

Nounou
04-17-2006, 11:59 AM
How interesting is that thread ... wow :eek: :D

0r4ng3
04-17-2006, 12:14 PM
Jojan has a half kilo (about one pound) of NAILS in a JAR.
Technically, they're in a pile, not a jar. It could also be the construction nails. Y'know, the ones that you hammer, 'n stuff.

Vera
04-17-2006, 12:33 PM
I don't think I'll ever eat again.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-17-2006, 05:36 PM
This needs to be constantly bumped until Jojan tells us what the FUCK he's on about.

sKratch
04-17-2006, 08:23 PM
Oh Jojan... Oh Jojan.

Endymion
04-17-2006, 08:38 PM
i think i need to change my avatar again, but this time in tribute to this awesome thread.

Tizzalicious
04-18-2006, 06:56 AM
The weird thing about nails is, when they are on your fingers they are fine, but as soon as they are cut off, they are gross.

JohnnyNemesis
04-18-2006, 07:10 AM
Am I the only one who never thought of nails as a body part when Jojan created this?

sKratch
04-18-2006, 08:13 AM
Yes, my naive friend. The body part was the first thing I thought of. Some weird fucks collect finger nail clippings.

Endymion
04-18-2006, 10:23 AM
Yes, my naive friend. The body part was the first thing I thought of. Some weird fucks collect finger nail clippings.
most of the mass probably comes from toe nails.

wheelchairman
04-18-2006, 10:25 AM
I've been showing this thread to friends, I love it.

Vera
04-18-2006, 10:53 AM
Having a pile of nails as in the iron things you hammer down would be too normal and wood-work-y for our strange Swedish friend over here so I thought of nail clippings almost immediately.

All About Eve
04-18-2006, 11:03 AM
Am I the only one who never thought of nails as a body part when Jojan created this?

No; I thought it was some odd way of saying your package; but never thought of the actual body part.

Vera
04-18-2006, 11:07 AM
I thought it was some odd way of saying your package
....Guys weight their crotches?

All About Eve
04-18-2006, 11:07 AM
No, which is why I was extremely confused.

Andy
04-18-2006, 11:09 AM
You know these stories about serial killers who collect body parts from their victims?

Well that's Jojan in 10 years.

Endymion
04-18-2006, 02:41 PM
You know these stories about serial killers who collect body parts from their victims?

Well that's Jojan in 10 years.
incorrect, he will be running up to people in the park and trying to clip their nails.

Andy
04-19-2006, 03:35 AM
After he KILLS THEM TO DEATH!!!

Little_Miss_1565
04-19-2006, 03:45 AM
And ends it all with "FUCK ALL MODS!!!!"

the_GoDdEsS
04-19-2006, 03:47 AM
This is such a worthless thread.

Jebus
04-19-2006, 03:49 AM
After he KILLS THEM TO DEATH!!!
kills them to death? that's redundant, don't you think?

Andy
04-19-2006, 03:54 AM
Sadly, that was the effect I was hoping for.

Jebus
04-19-2006, 03:55 AM
oh, I missed the subtle humor to that. I see it now.

Mota Boy
04-19-2006, 06:42 AM
Am I the only one who never thought of nails as a body part when Jojan created this?
I'm with ya' on this one. I just figured that this was a link to some sort of shitty internet quiz.

You know, I wonder if this is the first time Jojan's realized that not everyone had a pile of nail clippings in a jar under their bed. It's like in high school where you tentatively broach some subject about sex or masturbation, just to see if everyone else is on the same page, and every once in a while there's one person that discovers that they're completely fucking off base.

JohnnyNemesis
04-19-2006, 06:43 AM
This is such a worthless thread.

I vehemently disagree! Jojan's spelling in the thread title makes me absolutely ecstatic.

one_fine_day
04-19-2006, 07:27 PM
i suppose i'm not the only one who wants to ask WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, WOMAN?

hahaha.. congratulations, your quote went in my signature.

Sin Studly
05-04-2006, 02:02 PM
This creeps me the fuck out.

Demon_of_Debauchery
05-04-2006, 03:12 PM
I wonder how much this guy's nails weigh
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d147/emi_sarb/nails.jpg