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TheUnholyNightbringer
04-19-2006, 01:46 AM
Yeah, I was totally going to tell you all about this (since I like to keep you updated) but I only just remembered!

So OK, I was called into work but there wasn't really anything for me to do, so I hadn't signed in yet. I was sitting with a couple of friends at a table and I heard some guys cheer and they started laughing and pointing (I was sitting opposite them). I turned around at just the right time for this huge ass to fill my view. It was traumatising. I squealed.

But it was hilarious.

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TheUnholyNightbringer
04-19-2006, 01:56 AM
In a bar. I know, it's not quite as funny when I mention that - would be hilarious if it was an office or something.

But still, face full of ass!

Link K2B
04-19-2006, 06:52 AM
I got naked at a party the other night. Someone said 'show us yer cock' so I did. Yup. Just like that. Kinda wish I'd warmed up a bit first tho...

Harnum
04-19-2006, 07:36 AM
But still, face full of ass!

hah, that made me laugh. i'd quote it for my sig but i think i quote you TOO much. My sig is fine now. right, so, face full of ass... z0mg!!11!1!!!111!


I squealed.

this was pretty dam funny too... but i pity you deeply... all that, naked man-ness!!!!!!!! eh.. poor, poor guy :(

Tijs
04-19-2006, 08:44 AM
Streakers are funny. Especially when there's about 6 or 7 of them waving their dingdongs around on a truck's trailer waiting in line for the traffic light to turn green, right in front of your house.

All About Eve
04-19-2006, 10:49 AM
What time of day was this?

Tijs
04-19-2006, 10:58 AM
Who's? Mine or Dave's?

Not entirely sure, but I think it was a few hours before dinner, around 4PM.

All About Eve
04-19-2006, 10:58 AM
Middle of the day makes it better.

Andy
04-19-2006, 11:50 AM
I don't think I've ever seen a streaker in the flesh (as it were). I feel so dissapointed in life.

EDIT: Yes I have.

Corpse
04-19-2006, 03:36 PM
I was in Egypt few years back for a cruise down the Nile, and this German woman was flashing us from another boat. She got alot of cat calls for that.

Andy
04-19-2006, 03:37 PM
How'd you know she was German?

Do I even want to know?

Corpse
04-19-2006, 03:39 PM
lol, it was a German boat. That's how I knew, no other way.

Andy
04-19-2006, 03:39 PM
Was it a U-Boat?

Corpse
04-19-2006, 03:41 PM
lol, no, it was another cruiser.

Just out of interest, have you been watching a classic comedy program from the 70's, i remember U Boat mentioned in that once or twice.

Andy
04-19-2006, 03:41 PM
I've been watching many 70's comedies. But alas no, it's not a direct quote.

Corpse
04-19-2006, 03:43 PM
Ok. The 70's brought some of the best comedy to our TV sets.

Andy
04-19-2006, 03:45 PM
The 70s rocked for sitcoms. Bless it.

Corpse
04-19-2006, 03:46 PM
Fawlty Towers, Dad's Army, two that come straight to my mind. There are many more of cause.

Andy
04-19-2006, 04:20 PM
Does it make me a bad person that the first thing that came to my mind was, "Was the ass clean?".

All About Eve
04-19-2006, 05:27 PM
It just means you have standards.

Duskygrin
04-20-2006, 10:53 AM
I got naked at a party the other night. Someone said 'show us yer cock' so I did. Yup. Just like that. Kinda wish I'd warmed up a bit first tho...
hahaha shiver my molly hahaha