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TheUnholyNightbringer
04-19-2006, 01:46 AM
Yeah, I was totally going to tell you all about this (since I like to keep you updated) but I only just remembered!

So OK, I was called into work but there wasn't really anything for me to do, so I hadn't signed in yet. I was sitting with a couple of friends at a table and I heard some guys cheer and they started laughing and pointing (I was sitting opposite them). I turned around at just the right time for this huge ass to fill my view. It was traumatising. I squealed.

But it was hilarious.

..

Little_Miss_1565
04-19-2006, 01:55 AM
..where do you work?

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-19-2006, 01:56 AM
In a bar. I know, it's not quite as funny when I mention that - would be hilarious if it was an office or something.

But still, face full of ass!

Link K2B
04-19-2006, 06:52 AM
I got naked at a party the other night. Someone said 'show us yer cock' so I did. Yup. Just like that. Kinda wish I'd warmed up a bit first tho...

Harnum
04-19-2006, 07:36 AM
But still, face full of ass!

hah, that made me laugh. i'd quote it for my sig but i think i quote you TOO much. My sig is fine now. right, so, face full of ass... z0mg!!11!1!!!111!


I squealed.

this was pretty dam funny too... but i pity you deeply... all that, naked man-ness!!!!!!!! eh.. poor, poor guy :(

Tijs
04-19-2006, 08:44 AM
Streakers are funny. Especially when there's about 6 or 7 of them waving their dingdongs around on a truck's trailer waiting in line for the traffic light to turn green, right in front of your house.

All About Eve
04-19-2006, 10:49 AM
What time of day was this?

Tijs
04-19-2006, 10:58 AM
Who's? Mine or Dave's?

Not entirely sure, but I think it was a few hours before dinner, around 4PM.

All About Eve
04-19-2006, 10:58 AM
Middle of the day makes it better.

Andy
04-19-2006, 11:50 AM
I don't think I've ever seen a streaker in the flesh (as it were). I feel so dissapointed in life.

EDIT: Yes I have.

Corpse
04-19-2006, 03:36 PM
I was in Egypt few years back for a cruise down the Nile, and this German woman was flashing us from another boat. She got alot of cat calls for that.

Andy
04-19-2006, 03:37 PM
How'd you know she was German?

Do I even want to know?

Corpse
04-19-2006, 03:39 PM
lol, it was a German boat. That's how I knew, no other way.

Andy
04-19-2006, 03:39 PM
Was it a U-Boat?

Corpse
04-19-2006, 03:41 PM
lol, no, it was another cruiser.

Just out of interest, have you been watching a classic comedy program from the 70's, i remember U Boat mentioned in that once or twice.

Andy
04-19-2006, 03:41 PM
I've been watching many 70's comedies. But alas no, it's not a direct quote.

Corpse
04-19-2006, 03:43 PM
Ok. The 70's brought some of the best comedy to our TV sets.

Andy
04-19-2006, 03:45 PM
The 70s rocked for sitcoms. Bless it.

Corpse
04-19-2006, 03:46 PM
Fawlty Towers, Dad's Army, two that come straight to my mind. There are many more of cause.

Little_Miss_1565
04-19-2006, 04:17 PM
Streakers are funny. Especially when there's about 6 or 7 of them waving their dingdongs around on a truck's trailer waiting in line for the traffic light to turn green, right in front of your house.

......

um.

Screw where Dave works, where in hell do you live, dude?!

Andy
04-19-2006, 04:20 PM
Does it make me a bad person that the first thing that came to my mind was, "Was the ass clean?".

All About Eve
04-19-2006, 05:27 PM
It just means you have standards.

Duskygrin
04-20-2006, 10:53 AM
I got naked at a party the other night. Someone said 'show us yer cock' so I did. Yup. Just like that. Kinda wish I'd warmed up a bit first tho...
hahaha shiver my molly hahaha