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MindlessSelfIndulgent
04-19-2006, 02:13 PM
Does it exist, and in which case, where?

Today at 22:50 - 23:50 on TV2.



I love these kinds of programs.

Therapy_revisited
04-19-2006, 02:38 PM
If I’m thinking of the right show, It was showed on channel 4 in the UK a few months back. It was weird.

wheelchairman
04-19-2006, 02:38 PM
That's on in 12 min. Will I watch it..
no too lazy.

Besides I know where the perfect penis ISN'T :(

T-6005
04-19-2006, 02:42 PM
That's on in 12 min. Will I watch it..
no too lazy.

Besides I know where the perfect penis ISN'T :(
Working backwards, eh?

MindlessSelfIndulgent
04-19-2006, 02:44 PM
Hahahh. Well I'm off to watch it now, I've been waiting for it all night. (Hvilket ikke siger noget om mit sexliv!!!!!!!!)

wheelchairman
04-19-2006, 03:00 PM
Nå for søren, hvad skete der med ham Jimmy Urine? :p

Drengene fra Angora var lige på svenske tv, men kun de sidste 5 minutter. :(

sKratch
04-19-2006, 03:13 PM
I'd post a picture but I don't want my cock to be on the internet yet.

H1T_That
04-19-2006, 04:02 PM
I'd post a picture but I don't want my cock to be on the internet yet.

yet, lmao.

Revolver-2005?
04-19-2006, 04:25 PM
I'd say that my penis is perfect but then that'd get repetitive, even though it really is.

Andy
04-19-2006, 04:27 PM
My penis has its flaws I cannot lie.

I have no idea where I'm going with this post, so I'll just leave it at that for potential quotage later on.

T-6005
04-19-2006, 04:28 PM
What I wonder is whether this program only deals with shape. Because penes can clearly have flaws, regardless of their shape - even if those are because of the body and mind attached to it.

endlesst0m
04-19-2006, 05:31 PM
My dick is 6 and 3/4ths inches long. And I did that the fair way, not where you go underneath and count your balls too. I have a lot of extra skin though, even though I'm circumsized. Hahaha.

JohnnyNemesis
04-19-2006, 05:32 PM
...oh shit, we have another bd007h on our hands.

H1T_That
04-19-2006, 05:33 PM
...oh shit, we have another bd007h on our hands.

he talk about his penis?

if so, im glad i wasnt a member, or offline that day.

endlesst0m
04-19-2006, 05:34 PM
Huh? I dunno what that other guy did, but I've only talked about my dick once, and it's relevant to the topic. So whatever.

coke_a_holic
04-19-2006, 05:39 PM
My penis is approximately 2/5" over the average length, so FUCK YOU GUYS I RULE.

H1T_That
04-19-2006, 05:40 PM
Huh? I dunno what that other guy did, but I've only talked about my dick once, and it's relevant to the topic. So whatever.

its not entirely relevant, unless your pork sword features in the program, which i highly doubt.

endlesst0m
04-19-2006, 05:47 PM
its not entirely relevant, unless your pork sword features in the program, which i highly doubt.

If it's called "The Perfect Penis" then...no...it won't be featured. But maybe on "The Well-Above Average Penis".

H1T_That
04-19-2006, 05:51 PM
If it's called "The Perfect Penis" then...no...it won't be featured. But maybe on "The Well-Above Average Penis".

this feel wrong, but ok then, if you say so.

All About Eve
04-19-2006, 05:52 PM
My penis is approximately 2/5" over the average length, so FUCK YOU GUYS I RULE.

*bows down*

Isolated Fury
04-19-2006, 05:54 PM
My dick is 6 and 3/4ths inches long. And I did that the fair way, not where you go underneath and count your balls too. I have a lot of extra skin though, even though I'm circumsized. Hahaha.
I know someone has to say it, so I will...

That's a little too much information, bud. Thanks for the thought, though.

Rag Doll
04-19-2006, 05:56 PM
My dick is 6 and 3/4ths inches long. And I did that the fair way, not where you go underneath and count your balls too. I have a lot of extra skin though, even though I'm circumsized. Hahaha.

ew, you have a saggy penis =(

endlesst0m
04-19-2006, 05:56 PM
I know someone has to say it, so I will...

That's a little too much information, bud. Thanks for the thought, though.

Yeah, you're right.

endlesst0m
04-19-2006, 05:57 PM
Quick question...will lying about your penis size over the internet make you feel better about yourself?

Isolated Fury
04-19-2006, 06:01 PM
Quick question...will lying about your penis size over the internet make you feel better about yourself?
Nice edit.

Insecurity's a bitch.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-19-2006, 06:25 PM
The Queen uses my penis to knight people.

My penis was 60% of Army Group A in Operation Barbarossa.

Last time I showed my penis to someone on webcam, they were impaled in the eye.

I can crush diamonds to dust with my testicles.

My penis was used by the military as a template in developing the bazooka.

Due to gaining an erection while wearing pants, I have destroyed 24,869 pairs to date.

I once fully penetrated a woman while having sex. The resulting earthquake was felt in Germany.

Rag Doll
04-19-2006, 06:26 PM
Last time I showed my penis to someone on webcam, they were impaled in the eye.

it's true, i have a patch on my right eye now =(

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-19-2006, 06:33 PM
Did I not tell you to wear appropriate safety clothing?

Mota Boy
04-19-2006, 07:12 PM
I was hoping this thread would've been full of punchlines. Many of you have disappointed.


The Perfect Penis. Does it exist, and in which case, where?

If you're really lucky, right between your legs.*





And Dave, lint does not collect in my bellybutton. Instead it maintains a low orbit around my penis.


* (This seemed a lot wittier when I thought it could only apply to girls)

neocon58
04-19-2006, 07:45 PM
Quick question...will lying about your penis size over the internet make you feel better about yourself?

Well tell us how you feel and you can answer that question for us.

wheelchairman
04-19-2006, 11:35 PM
My penis is exactly 4 inches and 2/5ths of an inch.

I measured it last time I was erect, I am that pathetic. :(

Tizzalicious
04-19-2006, 11:50 PM
My dick is 6 and 3/4ths inches long. And I did that the fair way, not where you go underneath and count your balls too. I have a lot of extra skin though, even though I'm circumsized. Hahaha.

Gross, no one wants to hear about your saggy penis.

Tizzalicious
04-19-2006, 11:51 PM
My penis is exactly 4 inches and 2/5ths of an inch.

I measured it last time I was erect, I am that pathetic. :(

Did it grow? Last time I checked it was only 3 inches.

MindlessSelfIndulgent
04-21-2006, 08:30 AM
Penises are ugly ;_;

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-21-2006, 09:12 AM
Better than the bacon sandwich.

My gay friend calls a vagina "the giant squid". rofl.

Sunny
04-21-2006, 10:05 AM
ew, you have a saggy penis =(

ahahaah. shar-pei penis!

http://www.shar-pei-orlando.com/images/shar-pei-puppies-3.jpg

the_GoDdEsS
04-21-2006, 10:07 AM
Haha, that looks like a piece of cloth.

Sunny
04-21-2006, 10:08 AM
they're sooo funny looking. *love*

http://www.chinese-sharpei.com/gallery/lead/coca.jpg

of course, it's only cute when they're puppies. the same look doesn't exactly work for human penises.

sKratch
04-21-2006, 10:43 AM
I really hate dogs that look like that.

wheelchairman
04-21-2006, 12:33 PM
I really hate dogs that look like that.
Because it reminds you of your own right?
Yeah me too.

Rag Doll
04-21-2006, 03:49 PM
ahahaah. shar-pei penis!
*pic*


haha, thats actually what i thought too when i posted it =p

and adorable picture. weeee.

calichix
04-21-2006, 04:46 PM
dude, did anyone see Mark Wahlberg's penis in Boogie Nights? OH MY GOD.

calichix
04-23-2006, 12:51 AM
AHEM. Bump.

JohnnyNemesis
04-23-2006, 12:53 AM
Nah, but I'm sure mine's better lookin'.

calichix
04-23-2006, 12:54 AM
I urge you to see Boogie Nights immediately.

Little_Miss_1565
04-23-2006, 12:55 AM
I urge you to see Boogie Nights immediately.

...you know that's a prosthetic wang, right?

JohnnyNemesis
04-23-2006, 12:56 AM
Real penis beats fake penis any day of the week.

...um, actually, does it, ladies?!

Little_Miss_1565
04-23-2006, 12:57 AM
Depends on who's wielding which.

JohnnyNemesis
04-23-2006, 12:59 AM
Ah. Well, I'm equipped with a very attractive penis. Unfortunately, most sexual partners choose to just stare at it and revel in its beauty rather than get to sexin'.

calichix
04-23-2006, 10:45 AM
...you know that's a prosthetic wang, right?

..... are you serious?

JohnnyNemesis
04-23-2006, 10:57 AM
It's common knowledge.

Orrrrrrrrrr, I'm horrible at reading your sarcasm/I'm an idiot.

calichix
04-25-2006, 12:39 AM
NOT TO ME. this is the sound it makes when a poor heart breaks.