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calichix
04-20-2006, 05:18 PM
So, today my home skizz and I went sex toy shopping for my friend (we had to go to headshops on 4-20. Really embarrassing) and we got her this vibrator and this weird bunny shaped thing. Anyway long story short we tried to turn them on(the bunny one lights up- WOAH!) and double A batteries don't work for either of them. They look like they go diagonally or something. The black one's called the Chocolate Annihilator. ahhahahahahah.

So what batteries do your vibrators take, ladies?

Sunny
04-20-2006, 06:24 PM
my two finger friends take watch batteries.. my silver waterproof one takes AAs, my red Seventh Heaven takes AAAs... as does my pink bumpy one.

;p ;p ;p i'm sick!

0r4ng3
04-20-2006, 06:27 PM
This topic brings up a question to ponder: Could solar-powered vibrators ever work? Or is that like trying to read a sundial at night?

Ok, I'll shut up now.

sKratch
04-20-2006, 06:32 PM
Solar powered vibrators could charge all day long.

nieh
04-20-2006, 06:33 PM
This topic brings up a question to ponder: Could solar-powered vibrators ever work? Or is that like trying to read a sundial at night?

Ok, I'll shut up now.

Theoretically. Leave them in a light place and let them store energy in their capacitors. This is why solar powers street-lights are possible.

0r4ng3
04-20-2006, 06:34 PM
Well, that voids my "solar-powered flashlight" jokes.

Damn you, technology!

nieh
04-20-2006, 06:39 PM
Next up, I'll tell you how to put a screen door in a submarine!

0r4ng3
04-20-2006, 06:41 PM
Just as long as it doesn't get in the way of this air conditioning unit.

By the way, that "sundial at night" thing is a true story. I wasn't the one who did it, though.

XYlophonetreeZ
04-20-2006, 06:58 PM
Helicopter ejector seat ftw.

Sin Studly
04-20-2006, 07:45 PM
Helicopter ejector seat ftw.

No way. It doesn't exactly take a genius to say "Hey guys, I've got an idea. Why don't we make the seat eject downwards"

Little_Miss_1565
04-20-2006, 08:45 PM
Both of mine take AA's. Well, the Water Dancer with the bunny-eared silicone attachment takes only one AA. Diagonal? WTF? Does it take its own sort of rechargeable battery pack?

calichix
04-20-2006, 09:01 PM
my two finger friends take watch batteries.. my silver waterproof one takes AAs, my red Seventh Heaven takes AAAs... as does my pink bumpy one.

;p ;p ;p i'm sick!


you deviant! that inspired a giggle.

Little Miss- I wouldn't know!!!! It doesn't say!!!!!!!!!! They just assume a woman buying a Chocolate Annihilator will just know this kind of thing. It's madness. pshka!

Little_Miss_1565
04-20-2006, 09:11 PM
Chocolate Annihilator, eh? I looked it up on toysinbabeland.com, but no such luck. Nothing in the packaging? Can you post a picture of the battery thing?

Kitten
04-20-2006, 09:23 PM
you deviant! that inspired a giggle.

Little Miss- I wouldn't know!!!! It doesn't say!!!!!!!!!! They just assume a woman buying a Chocolate Annihilator will just know this kind of thing. It's madness. pshka!

How about asking at where you got it from?

Endymion
04-20-2006, 09:44 PM
i like this thread. quite a bit. is there something wrong with me?

Sinister
04-20-2006, 09:45 PM
i like this thread. quite a bit. is there something wrong with me?

Absolutely not.

XYlophonetreeZ
04-20-2006, 09:51 PM
No way. It doesn't exactly take a genius to say "Hey guys, I've got an idea. Why don't we make the seat eject downwards"
Bah, good point. Not a genius, apparently. Just someone slightly smarter than me.

Although in my defense, I wasn't really thinking when I posted. I was just regurgitating the other "stupid invention" joke I remembered from middle school when I saw the other two in this thread.

T-6005
04-20-2006, 09:54 PM
Who the hell goes off-topic in a thread about vibrators? Honestly.

Fine, I'll admit I'm trying to come up with more stupid inventions.

calichix
04-20-2006, 10:13 PM
I probably will go back to the store. But uh, "Do you have batteries for this?" with a Chocolate Annihilator in my hand. .....

Little_Miss_1565
04-20-2006, 10:17 PM
I can't believe it came without packaging or anything like that. ewwwwwwwwwwww.

calichix
04-20-2006, 10:56 PM
it had packaging but the packaging just said like, "if your legs fall asleep call a doctor". and chocolate annihilator.

Kitten
04-21-2006, 04:17 AM
I probably will go back to the store. But uh, "Do you have batteries for this?" with a Chocolate Annihilator in my hand. .....

Its not like you are asking for a full demonstration.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-21-2006, 06:10 AM
I'm surprised more people haven't pointed out that "Chocolate Annhialator" is the best name for a vibrator ever.

0r4ng3
04-21-2006, 09:41 AM
Yeah, well, I don't think a good majority of us are focusing on the NAME here.

Little_Miss_1565
04-21-2006, 11:18 AM
I probably will go back to the store. But uh, "Do you have batteries for this?" with a Chocolate Annihilator in my hand. .....

Chances are, if they sell them they won't think it's weird to do that. Or you could just call them instead.

And never buy sex toys from anywhere but toysinbabeland.com, goodvibrations.com, or grandopening.com.

Sunny
04-21-2006, 11:21 AM
babeland fucking rules. best store evar. so pretty, too. ever been to the NYC ones?

the only time i went to a different one was.. well.. it was late at night and we wanted kamasutra massage oil (it's amazing). the bastards at the other store charged me 42 fucking bucks for it. it's $18 at babeland. EIGHTEEN. HATE.

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Mota Boy
04-21-2006, 01:36 PM
And never buy sex toys from anywhere but toysinbabeland.com, goodvibrations.com, or grandopening.com.
Not Amazon?

HeadAroundU
04-21-2006, 02:02 PM
And never buy sex toys from anywhere but toysinbabeland.com, goodvibrations.com, or grandopening.com.
wOOw! Little_Vibrator_1565
How many vibrators do you have?