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Sin Studly
04-20-2006, 08:41 PM
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=96527

Pwnt.

JohnnyNemesis
04-20-2006, 08:42 PM
A Tasmanian business has achieved the alcoholic equivalent of selling ice to the Eskimos, landing a six-year contract to supply vodka to Russia.

Now that's a quality opening to a full article of pwnage.

0r4ng3
04-20-2006, 08:43 PM
Yes, I especially liked that first sentence.

Rocky-girl
04-20-2006, 09:30 PM
Yeah, Australia is a great country! It supplies vodka to Russia. Nothing more.

H1T_That
04-21-2006, 03:23 AM
Producing vodka was one of the few things Russia could do very well. Idiots.

'Mr Ridyard described the end product as "very smooth" but said the hectic pace of preparing a product for the export market did not allow time for much vodka drinking.'


lmao!

wheelchairman
04-21-2006, 03:35 AM
Denmark imports pork, yet that is our largest export. Why? because we can make more money that way.

Rocky-girl
04-21-2006, 03:47 AM
Really I can't understand why Russia starts to import vodka. I think about it since morning and can't find answer.

the_GoDdEsS
04-21-2006, 04:15 AM
There must be something more to it behind this. Pfft, like Russians would do it just like that.

Sin Studly
04-21-2006, 05:45 AM
Really I can't understand why Russia starts to import vodka. I think about it since morning and can't find answer.

Because we make better vodka than you.

wheelchairman
04-21-2006, 05:53 AM
There must be something more to it behind this. Pfft, like Russians would do it just like that.
Read my post. :(

Sin Studly
04-21-2006, 06:07 AM
Is imported ham better than Danish ham? Or just cheaper?

Because the imported Australian vodka is obviously of a higher quality, and marketed towards rich Muscovites. It's not cheap mass produced shit.

wheelchairman
04-21-2006, 06:10 AM
Cheaper. Danish ham is a luxury product in England (although that doesn't actually mean anything since reading is a luxury in England.)

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-21-2006, 06:16 AM
Cheaper. Danish ham is a luxury product in England (although that doesn't actually mean anything since reading is a luxury in England.)

challenge *

Sin Studly
04-21-2006, 10:37 AM
Cheaper.

Exactly, while Australian vodka is a luxury product in Russia. My point stands, the Slavs have finally been surpassed in the only thing they were able to do best.

the_GoDdEsS
04-21-2006, 11:26 AM
We still win, you capitalist swine.

"The Slavs are immune to certain kinds of dirt. They can stand what would kill a White man." (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_men)

Sin Studly
04-21-2006, 12:48 PM
Just like cockroaches, eh?

Rocky-girl
04-21-2006, 11:17 PM
I love you Simona!
Well Justin, Why did you decide that Australian vodka is better (it makes me really laugh 'cause I think that to produce high-quality vodka 1. You must have a good recipe and 2. You must be Russian to produse right vodka)? And don't you think that it's hard to make it counterfeit?

Sin Studly
04-21-2006, 11:48 PM
You must be Russian to produse right vodka

Which is why the Russians are shipping over Australian vodka at great expense? Sad fact is, all westerners and even the Ukranians now make better vodka than the Russians.

Rocky-girl
04-22-2006, 12:30 AM
If they buy it that doesn't mean that everybody will drink it. ANd why do you think that there is a great expense. I think that you just want to think so. I can't make you not to think in this way. And this makes me sad more than westeners and even Ukrains try to make vodka. :(:(:(

Sin Studly
04-22-2006, 01:40 AM
The saddest part is that they're better at it than Russians.

the_GoDdEsS
04-22-2006, 01:44 AM
Papushka making dcerushka angries.

Sin Studly
04-22-2006, 03:50 AM
It's not my fault her country can't make vodka.

Rocky-girl
04-22-2006, 07:59 AM
The saddest thing in this all is that most of Russians will never drink that vodka. And I don't think that it's better than Russian one. And today I went shopping and looked for that vodka. Uf, I haven't seen it!! It makes me feel better. And yes you're both right and Justin made me angry, but anyway it all became more interestig with him here, now I have a person to argue with, and I'm glad there is a person it's you Simona who'll bring peace in that silly argument!

Sin Studly
04-22-2006, 08:04 AM
The saddest thing in this all is that most of Russians will never drink that vodka.

Because they won't be able to afford it.

Little_Miss_1565
04-22-2006, 08:06 AM
Sad fact is, all westerners and even the Ukranians now make better vodka than the Russians.

Um, point of fact--the vodka they make in the US is nothing more than paint thinner in plastic bottles. Trust me, I've drunk it--and sicked it back up PURPLE.

Rocky-girl
04-22-2006, 08:08 AM
No I don't think so. I don't want even to try it. I think it's better to do it by myself. Anyway it is heard funny Russian vodka from Australia!

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-22-2006, 08:28 AM
Well, at least the Russians make БAЛTИKA (Baltika), which is without a doubt the best beer I've ever tried.

http://www.wagnerur.hu/itallap/pia6/baltika2_pic.jpg

ftw.

Sin Studly
04-22-2006, 08:31 AM
Um, point of fact--the vodka they make in the US is nothing more than paint thinner in plastic bottles. Trust me, I've drunk it--and sicked it back up PURPLE.

Absolut is terrible, but Smirnoff isn't that bad. It's a lot better than Stolichnaya, for instance. But I'm not going to trust you on your vodka tastes unless you drink it neat, not shotted.

wheelchairman
04-22-2006, 08:33 AM
I like Stolichnaya a lot better than Smirnoff. Smirnoff is terrible. Absolut is also awful.

Königsberger Festung is a great vodka.

Vera
04-22-2006, 08:37 AM
(although that doesn't actually mean anything since reading is a luxury in England.)
Kind of like teeth.

Sin Studly
04-22-2006, 08:39 AM
I like Stolichnaya a lot better than Smirnoff. Smirnoff is terrible. Absolut is also awful.

They're all awful, but Smirnoff is less awful. Personally I truly love the Ukranian version of русская водка and Karloff vodka from New Zealand.

Little_Miss_1565
04-22-2006, 09:22 AM
Absolut is terrible, but Smirnoff isn't that bad. It's a lot better than Stolichnaya, for instance. But I'm not going to trust you on your vodka tastes unless you drink it neat, not shotted.

I was talking more about Mr. Boston, Dmitri, Popov...the regional vodkas. Paint thinner. Smirnoff and Absolut will do in a pinch. Never had Stolichnaya.

Vera
04-22-2006, 09:29 AM
Finlandia. It has reindeer in it.

wheelchairman
04-22-2006, 09:53 AM
Popov comes in a plastic bottle. I'm really impressed by that, in Denmark liquor just doesn't come in plastic bottles. Not ever.

Baltika is made by Carlsberg, so technically Russian beer is Danish.

And I actually liked Stolichnaya, it's a good straight vodka. And Danzka is a really good vodka too.

Little_Miss_1565
04-22-2006, 10:30 AM
Popov comes in a plastic bottle. I'm really impressed by that, in Denmark liquor just doesn't come in plastic bottles. Not ever.

I'm pretty sure that if Popov came in a glass bottle it would EAT THROUGH IT.

Rocky-girl
04-22-2006, 10:35 AM
hahaha!!! I've never tried all that you've named here. Parliament is rather good, anyway I've post here I prefer to make vodka by myself. Well now about beer I don't like БАЛТИКА especially №3 and №6. I like Старый мельник(Starii Melnik(Old Miller)).

Now this thread reminds me Vera's thread "Those of you who are drunk post here"

And I wanted to do it in the morning: Tovarischi Per and Dave I congritulate you with this beautiful day - Lenin's birthday!!!

the_GoDdEsS
04-22-2006, 10:36 AM
Hahahaha, you make me laugh.

Rocky-girl
04-22-2006, 10:43 AM
The last indention?

the_GoDdEsS
04-22-2006, 10:44 AM
Yeah, V.I.Lenin's birthday and how you thought of Per and Dave.

wheelchairman
04-22-2006, 10:46 AM
And I wanted to do it in the morning: Tovarischi Per and Dave I congritulate you with this beautiful day - Lenin's birthday!!!
hehe, I congratulate you too. Happy Lenin'Day!

Rocky-girl
04-22-2006, 10:47 AM
I hope I won't hurt them if I say that right now I don't think about them.
I like your latest avatar more. But this is very nice too, but I think it's because you're very beautiful.

Thanks, tovarisch Petya!:):):)

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-23-2006, 11:08 AM
Baltika is made by Carlsberg, so technically Russian beer is Danish.

Thanks for destroying my belief system. :(