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kamikaze
04-22-2006, 12:55 PM
All right. So, I had anal for the first time last night & it felt soooo weird. I honestly felt like I was going to shit myself. Is this normal? And if so, is it possible for me to accidently push that stuff (eww) out? And later, am I still going to be able to take a dump? Hahaha... Thanks for any input! (No pun intended....)

Vera
04-22-2006, 12:56 PM
....I have no idea why people feel the desperate need to make topics like this.

HeadAroundU
04-22-2006, 01:00 PM
When you are doing an anal the answer is yes no matter what.

HornyPope
04-22-2006, 01:07 PM
I assure you it's very normal. You learn to control it as you practice more.

Yeah, that's what I heard. From close sources.

JohnnyNemesis
04-22-2006, 01:07 PM
At this rate, I will no longer dislike HAU soon enough.

T-6005
04-22-2006, 01:14 PM
Somehow this topic makes me smile. I don't know why.

And from what I.... have heard - what Vlad said.

0r4ng3
04-22-2006, 01:14 PM
Somehow this topic makes me smile. I don't know why.
Yeah, me too. It's...wierd.

JohnnyNemesis
04-22-2006, 01:17 PM
Isolated Fury totally plowed his attractive girlfriend in the rear. That should put a smile on anyone's face.

Paint_It_Black
04-22-2006, 01:17 PM
I'm also in agreement with HP.

Did Isolated Fury consent to the posting of this?

JohnnyNemesis
04-22-2006, 01:18 PM
...though I must add, this does bring to mind questions of "condom vs. pill"...

barangatang
04-22-2006, 01:20 PM
Lolz, buttsecks.



I'm sure your boyfriend (or whoever did this to you) loves you. So much that he jammed his dick into your ass (im not imposing that he forcefully did it to you. I'm sure you would've stood up for yourself if you didn't want it to happen.) I'm also sure he was doing it completely for your benefit, not his.

ahhhhhh, anal sex. What a great way to express your love.


EDIT: oh shit your bf is isolated fury. Whoops.

0r4ng3
04-22-2006, 01:21 PM
Why do I get the feeling that they're both playing some kind of joke on us, and IF was standing by when she posted this, laughing at us?

Edit: Maybe I'm just paranoid.

Little_Miss_1565
04-22-2006, 01:22 PM
All right. So, I had anal for the first time last night & it felt soooo weird. I honestly felt like I was going to shit myself. Is this normal? And if so, is it possible for me to accidently push that stuff (eww) out? And later, am I still going to be able to take a dump? Hahaha... Thanks for any input! (No pun intended....)

Did you poo first?

kamikaze
04-22-2006, 01:22 PM
Isolated Fury totally plowed his attractive girlfriend in the rear. That should put a smile on anyone's face.
A smile on your face?...Good sir, you should've seen mine.

And PIB: Eh...I could care less.

Oh, and Vera: You're a chick. You just wouldn't understand.

-IF

kamikaze
04-22-2006, 01:24 PM
Why do I get the feeling that they're both playing some kind of joke on us, and IF was standing by when she posted this, laughing at us?

Edit: Maybe I'm just paranoid.

No, trust me. This isn't a joke, though he was standing (sitting) beside me when I posted this. And he was laughing. But the story is fur realz.

Little Miss: No, I didn't. :/ Should I have?

Little_Miss_1565
04-22-2006, 01:24 PM
Oh, and Vera: You're a chick. You just wouldn't understand.

-IF

If I understand right, your girlfriend is also a chick, which makes this comment very puzzling.

Paint_It_Black
04-22-2006, 01:27 PM
So, did either of you actually like it? I don't see the appeal myself.

kamikaze
04-22-2006, 01:29 PM
So, did either of you actually like it? I don't see the appeal myself.

Yeah, he did. He didn't stop when I asked him to. I mean, it wasn't that bad... that is until I got the immense urge to shit that I didn't want to do it anymore. Hahah....... ha....................... But then he stopped after a while.

Little_Miss_1565
04-22-2006, 01:30 PM
Little Miss: No, I didn't. :/ Should I have?

Um, YES. EVACUATE THE COLON prior to lubing it up, unless you want this (http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml #278) to happen.

0r4ng3
04-22-2006, 01:36 PM
Um, YES. EVACUATE THE COLON prior to lubing it up, unless you want this (http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml #278) to happen.
Oh, so that's where PIB's signature came from.

Edit: His old one.
Edit2: Or am I thinking of someone else's signature?

Sunny
04-22-2006, 01:43 PM
wtf, people. what in the WORLD led you to believe that posting about your URGE to take a DUMP while being FUCKED IN THE ASS was a good idea?

christ. tmi to the max. even if it was a joke.

and yes, take a shit before you have anal. unless, yknow, you're into that kinda thing.

wheelchairman
04-22-2006, 02:16 PM
Did you do it front of your Hanson posters?

I wish I had anal. :(

killer_queen
04-22-2006, 02:19 PM
You guys are soooo going to burn in hell.

calichix
04-22-2006, 02:19 PM
Guhross. That's a one-way zone. This topic makes me want to ride in a carriage and carry a sun umbrella.

This gay guy told me it feels like you're crapping and you always enema beforehand. But he also told me gay men have a special gay nerve in their ass that makes anal sex feel gr-8. So, hmm.

Paint_It_Black
04-22-2006, 02:41 PM
Oh, so that's where PIB's signature came from.

Edit: His old one.
Edit2: Or am I thinking of someone else's signature?

Yeah, it was mine.

Little_Miss_1565
04-22-2006, 03:24 PM
This gay guy told me it feels like you're crapping and you always enema beforehand. But he also told me gay men have a special gay nerve in their ass that makes anal sex feel gr-8. So, hmm.

Ya, it's called the prostate. Though ladies have the clitoral wings. What you see of the clitty is only the tip of the iceberg.

JohnnyNemesis
04-22-2006, 03:26 PM
Relating the clitoris to an iceberg brings out the deepest lawlz in me.

I wanna try anal. :(

Little_Miss_1565
04-22-2006, 03:28 PM
I wanna try anal. :(

There is no way that thing would ever fit in anyone's butt.

JohnnyNemesis
04-22-2006, 03:28 PM
I've learned that the hard way, no pun intended.

Little_Miss_1565
04-22-2006, 03:29 PM
My butt just clenched up in imagined pain.

0r4ng3
04-22-2006, 03:29 PM
Relating the clitoris to an iceberg brings out the deepest lawlz in me.(
Haha, where would all of the penguins live?

JohnnyNemesis
04-22-2006, 03:32 PM
My butt just clenched up in imagined pain.

Are you offering me some anal? Cause I accept.


Haha, where would all of the penguins live?

I dunno, but they would be the warmest penguins ever.

Little_Miss_1565
04-22-2006, 03:33 PM
Are you offering me some anal? Cause I accept.

noooooooooooooooo!

Izie
04-22-2006, 03:52 PM
Tsk, Vlad never listens to me when I tell him what to type as a reply :/ Regardless, 1565 is SO right about the pooping.

And I'd add the "buttsex makes blowjobs taste better" wav, but dialup won't let me upload :(

wheelchairman
04-22-2006, 03:55 PM
Lolz speaking of fun with anal, once during doggy-style, I made a mistake and it very nearly became anal. I lol now but she did not find it amusing at all.

JohnnyNemesis
04-22-2006, 03:56 PM
noooooooooooooooo!

um, plz? thx.

Izie
04-22-2006, 04:00 PM
Lolz speaking of fun with anal, once during doggy-style, I made a mistake and it very nearly became anal. I lol now but she did not find it amusing at all.

Oh please, everyone hits the "wrong hole" every once in a while.

On a serious note, it happened to a friend of mine and she couldn't sit for 2 days. Actually, that's pretty funny. *giggle*

wheelchairman
04-22-2006, 04:03 PM
Oh please, everyone hits the "wrong hole" every once in a while.


Maybe, but it's still funny.

Did you know Mr Hands had a yahoo profile? You can find it on wiki. Speaking of wrong holes...

ninthlayer
04-22-2006, 04:03 PM
Intercourse is for the gays, be celibate.

Izie
04-22-2006, 04:23 PM
Did you know Mr Hands had a yahoo profile? You can find it on wiki. Speaking of wrong holes...

Baha. Either way, that mister hands gif is the BEST THING EVER.

Vlad: I'm not sure if they'll (wikipedia) keep it though. They were gonna delete Ric Romero, a fark.com meme. Not sure how that ended.

wheelchairman
04-22-2006, 04:26 PM
Well here it is if you want a little lol.
http://profiles.yahoo.com/mrhands60

Yeah the gif is the best. But it's the song that makes it work. Apparently they also know the name of Goatse.

Izie
04-22-2006, 04:31 PM
Little lol indeed.

wheelchairman
04-22-2006, 04:32 PM
My favorite part was his Marital Status.

Single, not looking.

Lolzshocking.

Nina
04-22-2006, 04:57 PM
You really have to shame, do you?
I have no idea what to advice you.

DeAtHsTaR
04-22-2006, 05:00 PM
Ok, I don't want to click the link. Mr. Hands is the horse that fucked the Seattle man to death right?

Izie
04-22-2006, 05:00 PM
Hi Nina, do you like anal?

-...ain't me.

Nina
04-22-2006, 05:01 PM
with lots of lupe..


no. not even then.


why would anybody want that :(

Izie
04-22-2006, 05:03 PM
For the love of God don't make him elaborate.

Nina
04-22-2006, 05:04 PM
...and the more important question is, why would SHE (or the male "she") want it?!

Izie
04-22-2006, 05:04 PM
Elaborating:

Because it makes blowjobs taste better?
And it's awesome. So tight, so right... mmmmm

Nina
04-22-2006, 05:05 PM
So tight, so fucking ouch... :(
I'll never in my life experience it. EVER.
Nobody is ever going near my asshole. End of story.

Izie
04-22-2006, 05:06 PM
Because it still feels good enough in a way for a girl... Or so I've been told. And besides, this isn't about girls, let the guy have fun once a week or something. He'll make it up to you later.

-vlad

Nina
04-22-2006, 05:07 PM
Bet he wont?

BJs are still better..... no?

Izie
04-22-2006, 05:12 PM
Why won't he? If it's something you agree on then there shouldn't be a problem. It's a matter of communication and satisfying your lover's needs.
And BJs are good, but why stop at one activity? Isn't sex supposed to be exciting? Explore thyself!

Iza is loling at me. :(

JohnnyNemesis
04-22-2006, 05:13 PM
This talk reminds me that Nina is NOT giving me a blowjob right now.

This fact troubles me.

Tizzalicious
04-23-2006, 01:02 AM
Did you know Mr Hands had a yahoo profile? You can find it on wiki. Speaking of wrong holes...

Definitely obsessed.

And Alex, he didn't stop when you asked? Not so nice.

Nina, right you are, too much pain.

Vera
04-23-2006, 06:17 AM
Wait, kamikaze isn't a girl? Or is one? I'm confused by their "You wouldn't understand, you're a girl"-comment.

But Sunny is too right, TMI TMI TMI.

Tizzalicious
04-23-2006, 06:18 AM
Wait, kamikaze isn't a girl? Or is one? I'm confused by their "You wouldn't understand, you're a girl"-comment.

But Sunny is too right, TMI TMI TMI.

That was her boyfriend posting (signed with IF, Isolated Fury).

And boys have ass clits, aww.

Vera
04-23-2006, 06:24 AM
...Wow, people really need to start getting those Livejournals for them random need to overshare or ramble about stuff.

At least when Mota Boy or someone shares something random, it's not gross and usually interesting.

Sin Studly
04-23-2006, 07:23 AM
All right. So, I had anal for the first time last night & it felt soooo weird.

Don't post about it here, stupid. Andy will find out!

Sin Studly
04-23-2006, 07:24 AM
Oh please, everyone hits the "wrong hole" every once in a while.

And girls still think it happens accidently? Awesome!

kamikaze
04-23-2006, 07:36 AM
Don't post about it here, stupid. Andy will find out!

You're right. Shit... I never thought about that. What if he finds out that it was really you defiling my poopchute and not him? .... Oh, God........

HeadAroundU
04-23-2006, 08:02 AM
Oh, so that's where PIB's signature came from.
Username too.

But he also told me gay men have a special gay nerve in their ass that makes anal sex feel gr-8. So, hmm.

Ya, it's called the prostate.
I'm LOLing my ass off.

ninthlayer
04-23-2006, 08:58 AM
Nobody is ever going near my asshole. End of story.
Yeah fucking right, you'd open your butt as soon as you met me.

calichix
04-23-2006, 10:49 AM
well he actually said, it's a "special gay nerve".

Sin Studly
04-23-2006, 02:26 PM
You're right. Shit... I never thought about that. What if he finds out that it was really you defiling my poopchute and not him? .... Oh, God........

He shouldn't mind, since I've been in his enough times. But to let him know I took your anal virginity was just low and cruel.

sKratch
04-23-2006, 02:49 PM
This thread is a lol. Big lol.

Sunny
04-23-2006, 02:52 PM
Your asshole can crack up & bleed, you may have to do a coloscopy, every time you'll take a dump the crack's gonna reopen & bleed & hurt & thus it's hard to heal.

jesus chriiiiiiiiist maria eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!@@$%^@!

Sunny
04-23-2006, 03:01 PM
if adulthood means the desire to discuss assholes that crack and bleed when you take a shit, then hell yes i am a child.

and i'm planning to hold onto my childhood with every fiber of my being.

ninthlayer
04-23-2006, 03:02 PM
Yeah fucking right, you'll be all about that ripped asshole this summer.

Sin Studly
04-23-2006, 03:03 PM
No discretion around Parisian whores.

Sunny
04-23-2006, 03:04 PM
Yeah fucking right, you'll be all about that ripped asshole this summer.

i won't go posting about it on message boards, though. ;p

ninthlayer
04-23-2006, 03:06 PM
This is true. We can whore off everything before the anal though.

Paint_It_Black
04-23-2006, 07:18 PM
Username too.


What the fuck?

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-23-2006, 07:19 PM
It's like condoms or the pill, only more explicit.

T-6005
04-23-2006, 07:20 PM
What the fuck?
Either that was a really dirty Tucker Max-esque joke, or it made no sense/I didn't get it.


Either way, I match your "What the fuck?" and raise you a :confused: .

kamikaze
04-23-2006, 07:47 PM
I match your "What the fuck?" and raise you a :confused: .

Hahahah, classic quote. *sigged*

T-6005
04-23-2006, 07:50 PM
Hahahah, classic quote. *sigged*
I aim to please.

Unlike, it would seem, your boyfriend.

0r4ng3
04-23-2006, 07:52 PM
You certainly came from behind with that pun!

Isolated Fury
04-23-2006, 07:52 PM
She's the skank that wanted to try...

T-6005
04-23-2006, 07:52 PM
Doesn't matter - It came to mind and I couldn't resist posting it.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-23-2006, 07:52 PM
Whoa hoa, that's very harsh. If it was "skanky" you wouldn't have indulged her.

kamikaze
04-23-2006, 07:54 PM
I'm not a skank. Ok, ok. Hang on. I need a few minutes to get my pwn together...

Sinister
04-23-2006, 07:55 PM
I'm not a skank. Ok, ok. Hang on. I need a few minutes to get my pwn together...

pwnage is an instinct, not something you "put together".

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-23-2006, 07:56 PM
pwnage is an instinct, not something you "put together".

Something you've proved by never pwning anyone, ever?

0r4ng3
04-23-2006, 07:56 PM
See, now there's a perfect example.

Isolated Fury
04-23-2006, 07:56 PM
Whoa hoa, that's very harsh. If it was "skanky" you wouldn't have indulged her.
Indulge HER? Fuck - I never said I wouldn't run the train on it.

Sunny
04-23-2006, 07:58 PM
Whoa hoa, that's very harsh. If it was "skanky" you wouldn't have indulged her.


uh-huh. yes.

also, what does it say about you if you fuck skanks in the butt? eh?

Isolated Fury
04-23-2006, 07:59 PM
See above. kthx.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-23-2006, 07:59 PM
That's he's a BUTT LOVIN' SKANKY HO, YO!

All About Eve
04-23-2006, 08:00 PM
It probably means you have a thing for Skanks' buttholes.

Isolated Fury
04-23-2006, 08:03 PM
Or just hers...

Either way, yeah.

coke_a_holic
04-23-2006, 08:06 PM
just hers...
:mad: H8 @ U!!!!11

kamikaze
04-23-2006, 08:07 PM
I'm not a skank. I shall prove it:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/spitexmalice/401902980_l.jpg
My ex. Granted, not a good picture. But I hope you get the general idea.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/spitexmalice/284792105_l.jpg
His ex. She's got red, greasy hair which she tries to dye black, but doesn't keep it up, so it usually looks like she's bald. She's got disgusting teeth. And honestly, I think she's slightly retarded.


Now, he did a hell of a lot more shit with her than I did with my ex. Why did he do this? I believe it was because he was desperate. I'd never stoop so low. Therefore, I am not a skank. Not like him, anyway.


Ps. Sinister, no shit. But it wouldn't have the same effect if pictures weren't involved.

Isolated Fury
04-23-2006, 08:09 PM
ONOEZ I HIT A NERVE!1!!1!

And Mike: You know I could never defile your rump. That's why you're the papa in the relationship. *kissy*

kamikaze
04-23-2006, 08:10 PM
ONOEZ I HIT A NERVE!1!!1!

And Mike: You know I could never defile your rump. That's why you're the papa in the relationship. *kissy*

A nerve? No. If you had, maybe I'd have gotten off? Oh, wait....

All About Eve
04-23-2006, 08:10 PM
It's not like you had to prove anything.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-23-2006, 08:11 PM
Oh, man. I can so sense the underlying unease in this thread.

T-6005
04-23-2006, 08:12 PM
Both me and my gay nerve are uneasy.

kamikaze
04-23-2006, 08:12 PM
It's not like you had to prove anything.

I'm aware. I was just joking around.

Or, rather... trying to show everyone that I'm totally hawt compared to his ex. Bwahahh....a...ha....... :cool:

Isolated Fury
04-23-2006, 08:12 PM
Oh, man. I can so sense the underlying unease in this thread.
That's odd. She felt it in her ass.

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-23-2006, 08:13 PM
I'm rippling with prostateticipation.

All About Eve
04-23-2006, 08:13 PM
I'm loving how uncomfortable Kamikaze seems right now.

kamikaze
04-23-2006, 08:14 PM
That's odd. She felt it in her ass.

Man, I totally made this thread as a joke. Now you're really making me start to regret letting you penetrate me. :(

TheUnholyNightbringer
04-23-2006, 08:14 PM
Never forget that Per and Tizz are forever Mr and Mrs Anal.

0r4ng3
04-23-2006, 08:14 PM
I'm rippling with prostanticipation.
I'd follow this up, but the only thing I can think of involves the word "asspense", so I'll leave it alone.

kamikaze
04-23-2006, 08:16 PM
He shouldn't mind, since I've been in his enough times. But to let him know I took your anal virginity was just low and cruel.

I just wanted revenge. When he told me about you guys, I didn't know what to do. This was the only thing I could think of to even the score....

Sunny
04-23-2006, 08:20 PM
Oh, man. I can so sense the underlying unease in this thread.

mmmh. indeed..

Endymion
04-23-2006, 08:44 PM
Never forget that Per and Tizz are forever Mr and Mrs Anal.
only thanks to the hanson poster

JohnnyNemesis
04-23-2006, 09:34 PM
FUCK YOU ENDYMION, and you know EXACTLY WHY.

Mota Boy
04-23-2006, 09:55 PM
"Do you use a condom or the pill for anal sex?"


And boys have ass clits, aww.I believe we have a winner.


At least when Mota Boy or someone shares something random, it's not gross and usually interesting.I'm trying to figure out just how proud I should be to be thought of as the anal sex foil.


And Rick - agreed.

JohnnyNemesis
04-23-2006, 09:56 PM
Glad you agree. And also:


...though I must add, this does bring to mind questions of "condom vs. pill"...

This was the 10th post in this thread, and I was wondering why it took you all so long to agree! Total condom vs. pill material!

Not Ozymandias
04-23-2006, 10:03 PM
Dramatization:

http://packy.dardan.com/walky/albums/album28/aan.gif

sKratch
04-23-2006, 10:09 PM
What's that wide open mouth doing without a cock in it?

Mota Boy
04-23-2006, 10:10 PM
Which one?

Endymion
04-23-2006, 10:17 PM
http://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/1133638802268.jpghttp://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/1112167434252.jpg

sKratch
04-23-2006, 10:18 PM
The bottom picture has always had a special place in my heart.

And Mota, touche.

Endymion
04-23-2006, 10:23 PM
i forgot my favorites!
http://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/analrape.jpg
http://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/donkeypunch.jpg

Vera
04-24-2006, 12:52 AM
I still can't fucking believe this thread.

What the fuck prompts people to post this shit? What the hell prompts people to smack their lovers down on the BBS, Ashkim style?

What the hell is the matter with you?

I suppose we ought to call it the badly-disguised-Ste-Shaw-syndrome.

Tizzalicious
04-24-2006, 12:59 AM
Never forget that Per and Tizz are forever Mr and Mrs Anal.

Just because he keeps talking about it, doesn't mean it's actually happening. he's a guy, you know.

.:SMASH:.
04-24-2006, 04:08 AM
anal can never be natural!

IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE!!!!

that is what a pussy is for!

anyone who fucks thier gf in the ass is a sick fuck.

not right.

*shivers*

Isolated Fury
04-24-2006, 04:15 AM
Dude...Are you even a dude?

HornyPope
04-24-2006, 04:56 AM
... and to think I opened up and gave an honest advice... I feel so abused and taken advantage of. :(

Paint_It_Black
04-24-2006, 05:14 AM
This talk reminds me that Nina is NOT giving me a blowjob right now.

This fact troubles me.

Sometimes the overt sexuality of your posts just seems a little much. A little...Dush like? Sorry, just had to get that off my chest.

And yes, I see the irony.

Vera
04-24-2006, 05:45 AM
I feel so abused and taken advantage of. :(
How is that any different from dating Izie? ;p

wheelchairman
04-24-2006, 05:59 AM
The best part of this thread is when they offended each other. Makes me want to link to her myspace again.

kamikaze
04-24-2006, 06:05 AM
The best part of this thread is when they offended each other. Makes me want to link to her myspace again.

Something you should know about Andy and I is that we JOKINGLY make fun of one another. We know that we are joking. We're not being serious. Ever. Kthx.


And Vera, stop coming back. Please. Don't read my threads anymore. All you do is bitch about them and then recant it when one of the other elders say it's an okay thread. You're annoying to me, and obviously, I am to you. So how about we just leave each other alone?

wheelchairman
04-24-2006, 06:09 AM
It's funny whenever someone does something stupid publicly, they try to play it off as a joke.

kamikaze
04-24-2006, 06:10 AM
It's funny whenever someone does something stupid publicly, they try to play it off as a joke.

All right. Whatever you say.

Rag Doll
04-24-2006, 06:25 AM
one of the other elders

you make it sound like we're some kind of cult or something.

HornyPope
04-24-2006, 06:26 AM
Oh who fucking cares. It doesn't matter guys. Don't turn this one personal. Kami/Isolated had their "joke", so did the rest of you. Leave it be now.

Tizzalicious
04-24-2006, 06:27 AM
Per, shut the fuck up.

Paint_It_Black
04-24-2006, 06:28 AM
Oh who fucking cares. It doesn't matter guys. Don't turn this one personal. Kami/Isolated had their "joke", so did the rest of you. Leave it be now.

Well said.


you make it sound like we're some kind of cult or something.

Next people will be saying that there's a 1337 group...

kamikaze
04-24-2006, 06:29 AM
you make it sound like we're some kind of cult or something.

No, no. I didn't mean it like that. I just meant there are the 1337s and the rest of us. Hahah, you want a cult? Come to my church. THAT'S a cult!

kamikaze
04-24-2006, 06:29 AM
Next people will be saying that there's a 1337 group...

;) (hahah...)

Paint_It_Black
04-24-2006, 06:31 AM
Hahah, you want a cult? Come to my church. THAT'S a cult!

By "church", do you secretly mean ass? And by "cult", do you secretly mean ass?

kamikaze
04-24-2006, 06:33 AM
By "church", do you secretly mean ass? And by "cult", do you secretly mean ass?

Yes, my darling. Yes I do!!
This is so liberating!
*skips around naked*

wheelchairman
04-24-2006, 06:36 AM
Per, shut the fuck up.
Tizz shut up! You need to calm the fuck down!

Vera
04-24-2006, 07:50 AM
And Vera, stop coming back. Please. Don't read my threads anymore. All you do is bitch about them and then recant it when one of the other elders say it's an okay thread. You're annoying to me, and obviously, I am to you. So how about we just leave each other alone?
Oh yay, more BBS bullshit to deal with. Let's do this, then.

I bitched twice because I honestly don't get why anyone would post TMI topics like this one. I never took anything back because someone (heh, "elders") said it's an okay thread. I never took anything back, period.

I can't remember if I've ever bitched about a thread you've done previously. I don't really care to check at the moment.

You're not annoying to me, I'm just WTF'ed by the thread.

Little_Miss_1565
04-24-2006, 08:40 AM
Point of order: Vera is as much an 'elder' as anyone else.

That is all.

omgf lol has ne1 heard this song "elders" by this new band, i think they're calld offspring?

sKratch
04-24-2006, 08:46 AM
No they already sold out when that song came out, you're only cool if you listened to them before that.

Not Ozymandias
04-24-2006, 12:41 PM
I don't see why people are chastising her for this thread, it's a riot.

coke_a_holic
04-24-2006, 12:59 PM
This thread revealed more information than we needed to hear. While you were looking for advice, perhaps not revealing so much could have resolved many of the problems surfacing due to the topic at hand. No one is condemning you, kamikaze, just the fact that you revealed more information in this thread than anyone just casually reading would want to see. Basically, if you need advice next time, ask if anyone knows anything about the topic at hand and then PM them with the specifics so no one else is getting more than they can take.... In the butt. lolz

JohnnyNemesis
04-24-2006, 01:01 PM
.... In the butt. lolz

That's where the poopz comes from <3

ofsmurfsandpixies
04-24-2006, 01:57 PM
You guys are soooo going to burn in hell.

HA!!! now that creates a smile