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Sunny
04-27-2006, 03:35 PM
Just what does one mean by saying "I want to make a sandwich out of your ass"? How exactly is this done?

A creepy guy said it to me yesterday and i'm perplexed.
i'm counting on you deviants to give me a fulfilling answer.

Sin Studly
04-27-2006, 03:36 PM
It's hard to explain in words, but I could show you.

Lizardus
04-27-2006, 03:43 PM
He wants to put his meat in your bunds.

Sunny
04-27-2006, 03:46 PM
...and eat it?

yah, yah, i get it, i guess. but this has to be the most unfortunate metaphor for ass-fucking i've ever heard. it's doing awful things to my imagination.

Vera
04-27-2006, 03:48 PM
My first thought, "That's not a sandwich, that's a hot dog!"

I don't know. Is the Assfucking Week over yet?

Lizardus
04-27-2006, 03:58 PM
Be glad he didn't go for the HSB (Hot Surprise Buttsex)

Andy
04-27-2006, 03:59 PM
Depends what he uses for mustard.

Dmarques
04-27-2006, 03:59 PM
It's hard to explain in words, but I could show you.

lolololol... :eek:

Dmarques
04-27-2006, 04:00 PM
My first thought, "That's not a sandwich, that's a hot dog!"

I don't know. Is the Assfucking Week over yet?

Yes... A hot dog looks better...

Sunny
04-27-2006, 04:08 PM
Be glad he didn't go for the HSB (Hot Surprise Buttsex)

Had he dared, he would've been subject to IVC (Immediate Violent Castration).

with an x-acto blade.

Tizzalicious
04-27-2006, 10:55 PM
That really wouldn't turn me on much either.

JohnnyNemesis
04-27-2006, 11:12 PM
I don't know. Is the Assfucking Week over yet?

Nah; Mota was a bit off when he made that claim. The theme of this BBS has always been buttsex. (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17752)