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the_GoDdEsS
04-28-2006, 12:55 PM
Earlier this week I allowed myself to go to a pub in the middle of the week. It was worth a sin. The completely spontaneous decision resulted in me landing in the KGB pub with my brother and his friend.

The walls and shelves were decorated with Russian and regime antiques and items you'd want to steal. From the bar on the right big uncle Lenin was staring at me (http://www.spectacularslovakia.sk/img/gallery/a014.jpg), clutching a book with a cigarette in his mouth. Someone must have thought he'd look better and cooler that way. He really did. Because I'm such pimp I bought beer for the boys and had about seven shots of Fernet Stock myself. And tipped the waitress. She was kinda hot.

I think I've found a new home!

To build and protect the socialist homelands. Be ready! Always ready!

And since I'm in the mood. Moskau (http://s37.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2Z2J93Q5J34FY0KE45DVWHH2LT) for you.

Lizardus
04-28-2006, 02:12 PM
Are you going to join the revolution?

Rocky-girl
04-29-2006, 12:36 AM
WEll I dind't know that in Slovakia still remember KGB and Lenin. But really I don't like when they use such things to attract visitors.

Sin Studly
04-29-2006, 12:37 AM
Why not, Tanichka?

the_GoDdEsS
04-29-2006, 12:38 AM
WEll I dind't know that in Slovakia still remember KGB and Lenin. But really I don't like when they use such things to attract visitors.

Of course everyone remembers it. It only ended in 1989 and people like the old things so they put them into a pub.

T-6005
04-29-2006, 12:47 AM
You tipped the hot waitress. That makes you awesome in my book.

Since I'm a hot waitress.

Rocky-girl
04-29-2006, 08:26 AM
I'll try to explain, dear parents. Look: I don't tell you about myself but for many people Lenin is a whole epoch. They lived, worked and trust. People trust. YOu know that when here was socialism everybody knew who is Lenin and certainly he was the greatest person and naturaly he was alive in peoples' minds. When Eltsin became a presedent it was shock, there were a few persons who wanted to see him like a head of country. Many people here were born in USSR and lived in USSR and they still trust in that and I suppose for them that pub is like for believer to see his God on picture that advertise something. Will they like it? I think no. The same here.

Lizardus
04-30-2006, 01:35 AM
Still one question remains:
Will you join the revolution?

the_GoDdEsS
04-30-2006, 02:13 AM
I will not join the revolution, I'll start it.

http://socializmus.sme.sk/image.php/full/0101

Mota Boy
04-30-2006, 02:18 AM
Oh man, when I was in Berlin I saw the last head of Lenin. It was fucking unbelievable to witness, something from a land far, far removed from anything I could possibly envision today, a land born out of myth. I fucking love it with every fiber in my body.

the_GoDdEsS
04-30-2006, 02:28 AM
There's still plenty of them here. And thousands got destroyed. After the regime we went to the old local government ruins, stole all the heads and pretended they are Gods when we played. Fun times.

Rocky-girl
04-30-2006, 05:45 AM
Do you blame Russia in it?

Sin Studly
04-30-2006, 05:48 AM
No, she blames your papushka. :(

the_GoDdEsS
04-30-2006, 05:49 AM
He is a Westerner! He ruined the regime! *points and glares*

the_GoDdEsS
04-30-2006, 05:57 AM
http://socializmus.sme.sk/image.php/full/0082


An American agent won't cross our community.

Together with National Security protect your United Farmers Union from Western Imperialists.


Papushka is a Western Imperialist. :(

Rocky-girl
04-30-2006, 06:02 AM
What a shame! My papushka ruined mamushka's regime!!! No! Well maybe I'll be able to reconcile you.. Look dear papushka aren't guilty, it all politics. Papushka, maybe you'll think about stopto being westener?

Sin Studly
04-30-2006, 06:03 AM
How can I stopto being westener?

Rocky-girl
04-30-2006, 06:05 AM
Move to eastern country! I think that thought about join the comparty you won't like!

Sin Studly
04-30-2006, 06:06 AM
But all the Eastern Countries are shitty and poor and full of slavic animals.

Rocky-girl
04-30-2006, 06:10 AM
NO, it's all your westener's mind. If you come here one time I think you won't return to your country!
P.S. Change your westener's mind.

Sin Studly
04-30-2006, 06:11 AM
NO, it's all your westener's mind. If you come here one time I think you won't return to your country!
P.S. Change your westener's mind.

To Russia? But you said before only Russians should be allowed in Russia. My own dcerushka doesn't want me visiting her. :(

Rocky-girl
04-30-2006, 06:16 AM
I haven't said that, papushka!! I'looking forward seeing you here anytime you choose! ANd I thonght you want to change your westener's mind. And I suppose you can make it only here!
DO you remember I told you that we haven't here word tata. I was wrong we have.But we make letter "a" mild it'll be like tyatya.

the_GoDdEsS
04-30-2006, 06:21 AM
He needs to infiltrate the East.

Rocky-girl
04-30-2006, 06:23 AM
Mamushka, if papushka starts to infiltrate East can you imagine how many people will die?

the_GoDdEsS
04-30-2006, 06:26 AM
Why do you think so? I think we can reform him.

Rocky-girl
04-30-2006, 06:33 AM
Reform him? I'll be hard but constant dropping wears away the stone. But I think that will be hard, very hard to reform white human. DOn't you think so?

the_GoDdEsS
04-30-2006, 06:37 AM
A white human from the capitalist, imperialist and materialist West? Oh very hard, but he'll learn to submit to our regime.

Rocky-girl
04-30-2006, 06:42 AM
WEll what will be our regime? I think it'll be anticapitalist, antiimperiolist. Oh it'll be very hard but anyway he'll become a really human. Don't you think so?

the_GoDdEsS
04-30-2006, 06:47 AM
Yes, anti-capitalist and anti-imperialist. We'll make him a human with a soul.

Rocky-girl
04-30-2006, 06:49 AM
Yes but firstly we must find his soul. DO you know where it is?

the_GoDdEsS
04-30-2006, 07:17 AM
Where do you look for a soul?

Rocky-girl
04-30-2006, 07:25 AM
In person. Namely in thoughts and behavior(?)

wheelchairman
04-30-2006, 11:19 AM
Everything about this conversation is lol.

Rocky-girl
04-30-2006, 01:17 PM
Here is almolst all is lol

Sin Studly
04-30-2006, 03:21 PM
You're so fucking cute, Tanichka.

Lizardus
04-30-2006, 06:02 PM
I will not join the revolution, I'll start it.

http://socializmus.sme.sk/image.php/full/0101
Revolution, it's what's for dinner!

Rocky-girl
05-01-2006, 02:12 AM
You're so fucking cute, Tanichka.
Aww.. papushka...For this I can forgive you that you're capitalist and imperialist from West!:):)

Sin Studly
05-01-2006, 03:08 AM
But I'm a socialist.

Rocky-girl
05-01-2006, 03:15 AM
But I'm a socialist.
Papushka, I love you! More and more with every day.

Sin Studly
05-01-2006, 03:17 AM
But I'm a National Socialist. Like Hitler.

Rocky-girl
05-01-2006, 03:23 AM
I've noticed it long time ago. I can't say that you're not right that's your coise. ANd really I find idea of National Socialism great. But nowadays many persons use it just to hide their bad deals. Well and I consider that idea very radical and really without ground. If you can explain me theory, I'll be very glad.

Sin Studly
05-01-2006, 03:25 AM
It's socialism, with nationalism. Simple.

Rocky-girl
05-01-2006, 03:27 AM
It's socialism, with nationalism. Simple.
Not so simple. I can't understand why one nation is better than other.

Sin Studly
05-01-2006, 03:29 AM
They're not. But it's far better for the government to instil national pride in it's people. It makes them more compliant, and more ready to serve, and strengthens the nation.

the_GoDdEsS
05-01-2006, 03:30 AM
It's much better than a country without much national awareness. That's always saddened me.

Rocky-girl
05-01-2006, 03:35 AM
They're not. But it's far better for the government to instil national pride in it's people. It makes them more compliant, and more ready to serve, and strengthens the nation.
I name it with another word-patriotism. This make people love thier country even more than life. But it's not National Socialism. Why National Socialists say that their nation is better?

Sin Studly
05-01-2006, 03:41 AM
I don't say that my nation is better. I just want the idiots from my nation to believe it ; and yes, to value their nation more than they value their own lives. That is what makes nations strong.

Rocky-girl
05-01-2006, 03:48 AM
Hm, only because of love for your country you depose another countries?

Sin Studly
05-01-2006, 03:52 AM
*sighs*

You're misunderstanding me, Tanichka. I don't love my country. I feel pride for what my country did thirty or forty years ago. I would have loved my country then. But in these days I hate my country. I hate it very much. My country is weak and subservient to the USA, my culture is being eroded and destroyed by immigrants, and my people are stupid, liberalised, spineless wretches.

I will always remember that I am an Australian, and I will always be proud of my country for what it used to be. But I cannot love my country for what it has become. If national pride could be instilled in Australia ; for Australian Anglo-Celtic culture and values, not Americanised and minority immigrant ones ; then Australia could once again be great. But every day that passes convinces me a little more that this will never happen. I could write for pages on why my country is dying.

Tanichka, you're right. I think I do want to move to an Eastern country. At least the East is on its way up, instead of in steady decline like Australia.

edit ; and despise means hate. Depose means to cast a king or pope or any other ruler out of his throne.

Rocky-girl
05-01-2006, 03:59 AM
ёстинчек, you always find a way to stop arguing, that's why I like you. I can say only one thing that I know that Russia has bad economic, politics and other that it's poor, etc, but I'll never find another one country as Russia. That's why I love it too much. SO my dear papushka decided to become new East man?
Edit: thanks for depose and despise.

wheelchairman
05-01-2006, 04:02 AM
I love Australia. For bending over. Justinchek, how about those cigarettes?

Sin Studly
05-01-2006, 04:03 AM
I love Australia. For bending over. Justinchek, how about those cigarettes?

Do I really need to point out that you have an Australian in your royal family?

wheelchairman
05-01-2006, 04:05 AM
Do I really need to point out that you have an Australian in your royal family?
I'm an American, my dear Yustinchek!

Rocky-girl
05-01-2006, 04:05 AM
Do I really need to point out that you have an Australian in your royal family?
His royal family? Petechka, are you prince?

wheelchairman
05-01-2006, 04:07 AM
His royal family? Petechka, are you prince?
Nope, Denmark has a Tsar.

Rocky-girl
05-01-2006, 04:10 AM
Nope, Denmark has a Tsar.
I thought king... Tsar was here before revolution.

wheelchairman
05-01-2006, 04:12 AM
I thought king... Tsar was here before revolution.
Danish king was the Uncle of Russian tsar!

Sin Studly
05-01-2006, 04:14 AM
I'd say it's a great thing that you're finally getting some foreign blood into the royal family, to dilute the inbreeding...

... but the girl is from Tasmania.

Rocky-girl
05-01-2006, 04:18 AM
But I suppose she isn't princess.