04-29-2006, 11:02 PM
At work I accidentally put someone else's lock on my locker and locked all my shizznazz including my register ID blahblahblahblah I got in trouble. I didn't bring my car today cause my friend was gonna pick me up and we were gonna go visit our verrrrrrrry sick friend then go to a soiree but when I called she was already drunk and homie don't play that so I was like, "oh well, I've got my tuneage. I'll walk home by the beach and it'll be glorious!" cause I brought the ultimate mixtape to work. but alas.. I left my walkman in my boss' office and I couldn't walk the beach way because there were a bunch mexican perverts blocking my way perving on me in spanish HELLO I live in california I can translate "dick". so I said BETTER SAFE THEN SORRY LAURA. then on my walk home I realized I lost my awesome keychain and that I accidentally stole the key for the dressing room. mannnn. oooh, but I got a ride from my friend diana and she recently got a tattoo of the prince symbol. WHAT? ahha. oh, buddy. if you read all this, you're a darling and I love you.