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the_GoDdEsS
04-30-2006, 11:39 AM
In the year of God 1950, the Peasant was peacefully ploughing his potato field. The Solanum tuberosum was already in blossom, reaching out to the sun, as if it knew it had to be big and strong for the plate of mashed potato and feed all the poor.



http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b1/Van-willem-vincent-gogh-die-kartoffelesser-03850.jpg
Vincent van Gogh’s Potato Eaters

Just as the Peasant leaned down over the little hill of soil, on which his life-giving plant was growing, to pick up the pitchfork he spotted something unusual. There it was, a Leptinotarsa decemlineata. This little wonder, 8mm big with yellow and brown stripes, was sunbathing right on the leaves of his potato plant! And the Peasant wondered. For he had never seen such a thing before, when the Russian *Brat came onto him and spake:

“Tovarish, you shall despise the American man for he had sent you this plague and dropped it right from the sky to harm your harvest and to harm the socialist homelands.”

And it became Truth.

And the Peasant nodded and hated the West.


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http://socializmus.sme.sk/image.php/full/0237

Anti-American propaganda in the socialist Czechoslovakia
“Protect the potato harvest from the AMERICAN BUG! Immediately report findings at Local National Committee.”



*brother

wheelchairman
04-30-2006, 12:05 PM
hahaha LOL that's hilarious.

We also sent vampires to you!

the_GoDdEsS
04-30-2006, 12:07 PM
Pffft, the upírs live in our Carpathia that stretches out from Romania. Pfft.

And this stuff is even on wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leptinotarsa_decemlineata). What a damn bug, so abused for propaganda.

Mota Boy
04-30-2006, 12:11 PM
Ha! This has become one of my favorite images ever.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b6/Kartoffelkaefer_fg02e.jpg

the_GoDdEsS
04-30-2006, 12:13 PM
Yeah, damn Colorado!

Rocky-girl
04-30-2006, 12:16 PM
haha, I like it!! Story about Damn Colorado! This is how the history is made.

the_GoDdEsS
04-30-2006, 12:21 PM
I'm glad you liked it. :)

Rocky-girl
04-30-2006, 12:46 PM
Yes very much. It reminds me story about roaches.:(

the_GoDdEsS
04-30-2006, 02:36 PM
About roaches? What kind of story?