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Joakoman
05-01-2006, 08:15 AM
In my opinion it is L.A.P.D. or Da Hui

What you think?

Jojan
05-01-2006, 08:30 AM
NOT LAPD. It's slowpoke (http://pokemon.tcgplayer.com/tcg/scans/genesis/slowpoke.jpg) .
Da Hui is fast.

The Cinder
05-01-2006, 08:52 AM
LAPD is slow, the fastest offspring song got to be: cool to hate or so alone or maybe walla walla i think

Emily_offspring_fan
05-01-2006, 09:34 AM
I understand by fastest songs this songs:

Ixnay: Cool to hate, All I Want
Americana: Staring at the sun, Walla walla, maybe Feelings
Co1: Dammit I changed again, One fine day
Splinter: maybe Never gonna find me, Da hui

I don't consider the previous albums, I don't think they have fastest songs...this kind of fastest songs.

offspring kid
05-01-2006, 10:35 AM
The fastest song has to be D.U.I or Lightning Rod

Dmarques
05-01-2006, 11:16 AM
Sorry but LAPD is a fast song...if you consider Cool to hate a fast song you must to consider LAPD a fast song too...

Gayman
05-01-2006, 02:21 PM
Killboy Powerhead isn't really their song, but it's fast too.

DICKON
05-01-2006, 02:22 PM
i'd say all i want

opivy21
05-01-2006, 03:01 PM
Da Hui is the fastest one that I can think of. It is definitely faster than LAPD.

randman21
05-01-2006, 03:06 PM
Well, a metronome would solve this discrepancy. Anyone?

For what it's worth, I think it's "Da Hui". Like someone said, "L.A.P.D." is verrry slow.

scream
05-01-2006, 03:09 PM
Da Hui is fast. Million Miles Away is also up there I believe.

BIG Nicky
05-01-2006, 05:10 PM
One Fine Day I say would be fast... but Da Hui is way faster,louder,harder.

That_Guy91
05-01-2006, 05:30 PM
Sorry but LAPD is a fast song...if you consider Cool to hate a fast song you must to consider LAPD a fast song too...
How the hell does that make any sense?

Nood!es
05-01-2006, 06:54 PM
Da Hui .

no_way
05-01-2006, 07:00 PM
dammit i changed again, da hui, one fine day and that's it

who said FEELINGS?????

noodle654
05-01-2006, 07:52 PM
NOT LAPD. It's slowpoke (http://pokemon.tcgplayer.com/tcg/scans/genesis/slowpoke.jpg) .
Da Hui is fast.

LOL!! Jojan you are my favorite!! Ummm....I say the end part of Pay The Man is fast. I love the ending, but besides that what emily said..

Matt.B
05-01-2006, 08:15 PM
What about Mota? thats pretty fast

Mr. Noodles
05-01-2006, 08:21 PM
What about Mota? thats pretty fast
Mota is a good song! I really like the intro!

barangatang
05-01-2006, 08:22 PM
Mota is a good song! I really like the intro!
Yeah it's pretty fast but it doesn't compete with the top ones above.

Lawlz matt.b has the same initials as me.

Llamas
05-01-2006, 08:58 PM
funny how the songs on the first two albums are definitely the fastest, but the environments they're in are all fast, so they don't stand out as being fast... the newer songs aren't as fast, but because they're surrounded by a lot of mid-tempo songs, they sound faster... kill the president is damn fast.

Hypodermic_89
05-01-2006, 11:20 PM
So Alone and No Brakes :)

Luriden
05-02-2006, 12:25 AM
I'm surprised nobody has brought up "Long Way Home" yet. The intro is pretty slow, but the rest of the song is fairly fast-paced.

OnSpring!
05-02-2006, 12:58 AM
luriden your avatar is one of the worst i have ever seen.
I don't know if this could be interesting for ya.

SaiKYoU
05-02-2006, 01:05 AM
I vote for ALL I WANT... i mean it has a fast rythm and it lasts ~2 mins...

OnSpring!
05-02-2006, 01:11 AM
One of the best ever.....SESSION!

Dexter_italy
05-02-2006, 01:37 AM
feeling is really fast, maybe you don't like it but it's fast! it's the drumming time that makes a song fast.... there are songs that seem fast because the lyrics are faster....but since ixnay almost all the songs have the sime timing...
but session is fast for example. But I think that in splinter there are the fastest songs they've done..... never gonna find me da hui and lighting rod above all...and it's not because of the mid tempo songs
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Night
05-02-2006, 01:50 AM
I think Come Out Swinging and All I Want are fastest? cause they were used in Crazy Taxi:)

Lenny
05-02-2006, 03:13 AM
Yeah off of the S/T album Beheaded is fast and also the '99 version of it aswell.
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'ave it!!!
05-02-2006, 03:34 AM
The Noose is fast, once u get past the slow intro

offspring_freak_3
05-02-2006, 08:06 AM
yeah The Noose is damn fast, also Beheaded, most of the songs of self titled is fast

viagra89
05-02-2006, 11:36 AM
yo! i think its Staring at the sun or DA hui.
BTW, you guys can send me the "Way down the line" song? ...
cant find it nowhere :confused:

Emily_offspring_fan
05-02-2006, 01:17 PM
yo! i think its Staring at the sun or DA hui.
BTW, you guys can send me the "Way down the line" song? ...
cant find it nowhere :confused:
Why don't you buy the cd? I think it's illegal.

no_way
05-02-2006, 01:37 PM
does anyone care nowadays??

Gayman
05-02-2006, 01:57 PM
Beheaded is a really fast song!!! To play on drums anyway :rolleyes:

nameless
05-02-2006, 02:10 PM
the fastest song i can think of is the kids arent alright, they have quicker ones in terms of the bpm but they often use a kinda half time feel!

Ninty Man
05-02-2006, 07:24 PM
MMM...

Well... Session... in my opinion

Thomas
05-02-2006, 09:51 PM
Are you guys talking tempo-wise? If so, then TKAA, Long Way Home, Session, Jennifer Lost The War, and Kill The President take the cake.

SplinterByMyOwnDesign
05-02-2006, 11:49 PM
Hand Grenades... I think is the fastest.

Marco
05-03-2006, 07:57 AM
Hand Grenades... I think is the fastest.
absolutely true!

Fdsajoe
05-04-2006, 08:50 AM
i have the smash tab book, and nitro and genocide are both like 160 doubled ( 160 minum beats in a minute) thts pretty quick.

Chachi1856
05-04-2006, 11:51 AM
I play guitar too and i know for a fact, "hand grenades", "americana", "All I want", Staring at the sun, and "no brakes", are some of the fastest songs. Elders is also tough to play crisply becuase of the fast chord changes along the neck. If your talking about time shortest i think "so alone" and All i want are the fastest at under liek 2 min i think

Corpse
05-04-2006, 12:06 PM
I think So Alone is a fast song.

mr dean
05-05-2006, 12:12 PM
da hui, but 'meaning of life' seems fast, got 6 of their tab books, will look and see...

Nintendo_Offspring
05-05-2006, 01:23 PM
I think it's a battle between Da Hui, No Brakes, and One Fine Day. Then there's Staring At The Sun, Americana, Mota, and The Meaning of Life, which are fast, but probably not the fastest.

endlesst0m
05-05-2006, 02:02 PM
Does anyone who isn't lazy have a metronome?

Instead of pointlessly debating something that is a fact(and therefore undebatable), someone should just figure out the actual fastest BPM(beats per minute) out of all Offspring songs.

It would be to much work figure out the BPM of all the songs, so you just have to narrow it down and only figure out the BPM of songs that seem like they have a chance at being the fastest.

Also keep in mind, you might not expect it, but a song like "The Kid's Aren't Alright" is probably WAY up there in terms of BPM, even though you might not expect it. The drumbeat is a little slower in this song, giving it a slower feel, but in reality that song is way faster then a song like "Leave it Behind", even though it may not seem like it.

nameless
05-05-2006, 03:26 PM
Does anyone who isn't lazy have a metronome?

Instead of pointlessly debating something that is a fact(and therefore undebatable), someone should just figure out the actual fastest BPM(beats per minute) out of all Offspring songs.

It would be to much work figure out the BPM of all the songs, so you just have to narrow it down and only figure out the BPM of songs that seem like they have a chance at being the fastest.

Also keep in mind, you might not expect it, but a song like "The Kid's Aren't Alright" is probably WAY up there in terms of BPM, even though you might not expect it. The drumbeat is a little slower in this song, giving it a slower feel, but in reality that song is way faster then a song like "Leave it Behind", even though it may not seem like it.


in terms of bpm, in the ignition tab book no hero is down as 242 bpm with a half time feel! that i would expect is one of the fastest in terms of bpm but with the half time feel it would seem kinda average!

offspringdude17
05-07-2006, 01:09 AM
no no no no handgrenades is the fastest song it's short and very fast

endlesst0m
05-07-2006, 12:32 PM
in terms of bpm, in the ignition tab book no hero is down as 242 bpm with a half time feel! that i would expect is one of the fastest in terms of bpm but with the half time feel it would seem kinda average!

Do you have all the other books? Or is that just the fastest from Ignition?

I can't believe No Hero is really that fast. Actually, now that I think about it, if you count it out, the tempo really is fast in that song.

noodle654
05-07-2006, 01:22 PM
Session, Tehran (its pretty fast), Burn It Up, So Alone, All I Want, Walla Walla. There are more, depends what you consider "fast."

nameless
05-07-2006, 02:35 PM
Session, Tehran (its pretty fast), Burn It Up, So Alone, All I Want, Walla Walla. There are more, depends what you consider "fast."

well i guess if we consider "fast" as the bpm, then the fastest reference ive seen is 242 bpm on no hero but with the half time feel it doesnt sound very quick! saying this it could be a misprint!

Chachi1856
05-07-2006, 11:12 PM
Alot of these songs sound fast but really arent. The meaning of life has the quick plam mute parts but they dont last that long and you get breaks. Im proficient in covering their songs on guitar and im tellin you the ones that will tire out the average guitarists hands and forearms after a while are staring at the sun, americana, all i want, hand grenades, and i forgot TKAA is actually kinda tiring played at recorded speed. Other fast songs like burn it up, and No hero arent so fast as they are just kinda tough cuz of the punky almost off beat chord changes.

WebDudette
02-02-2008, 10:19 PM
So, I found this thread by looking up 'slowpoke' in Google images.

This was the third picture:
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a145/SystemSloth/slowpoke.jpg

I appreciate Jojan.

F@ BANKZ
02-03-2008, 10:29 AM
I appreciated her before she was famous.

disclaimer_07
02-03-2008, 11:11 AM
Always I thought it's Da Hui.

nameless
02-03-2008, 02:57 PM
id say be ear and feel it would be i'll be waiting or beheaded! the bpm of some songs listed in tab books may suggest otherwise though!

Stranger With Candy
02-03-2008, 03:53 PM
Slowpoke is a dumb Pokemon.

BTW: What is the point of this thread?

offspringing
02-04-2008, 09:57 PM
ok well i was looking in my guitar books and out of all of them want you bad seems to the fastest song with 216bpm da hui is 190

Tomboy Powerhead
02-05-2008, 04:32 AM
Want You Bad is really fast. Still not as singing - I mean, it's fast as singing, but Beheaded and some others are faster as singing :)

Tonza
02-05-2008, 08:01 AM
No brakes is also pretty fast...still I'd bet for Da Hui

Ninty Man
02-06-2008, 10:01 AM
Want You Bad is really fast. Still not as singing - I mean, it's fast as singing, but Beheaded and some others are faster as singing :)

Not really

Maybe is All I want, Cool to hate in singing and the Noose

Coactum
02-06-2008, 10:45 AM
"Kill the President" is the fastest song I can think of...It just doesn't seem like it because it's not sung as faster as the others. One of my favorites, too.

Ninty Man
02-06-2008, 12:42 PM
"Kill the President" is the fastest song I can think of...It just doesn't seem like it because it's not sung as faster as the others. One of my favorites, too.

Nah, is not... In ST beheaded is a bit faster (play it on drums...) or Elders

Origina-Pranksta
02-06-2008, 01:15 PM
No Brakes or All I Want i would venture to say

iPunk247
02-06-2008, 04:26 PM
^ yeah u r so rite. me 100% agreed indeed.

Strider
02-08-2008, 10:42 AM
So Alone is kinda fast too

ad8
02-09-2008, 09:42 AM
What about I Got A Right or Revelations/Out On Patrol?
They seem pretty fast to me...
Although Kill The President is damn fast

Smash punker
02-14-2008, 12:09 AM
Ja,ja,ja,ja,ja:d

supermall
09-04-2011, 03:21 PM
Words of wisdom are words of life.

danitanev
09-05-2011, 03:38 AM
The Meaning Of Life has a very fast parts that they kick ass, but I can't say that is the fastest song! :)


I think it's a battle between Da Hui, No Brakes, and One Fine Day. Then there's Staring At The Sun, Americana, Mota, and The Meaning of Life, which are fast, but probably not the fastest.

DuReX
09-05-2011, 06:51 AM
"So Alone"

Powerh
09-05-2011, 06:58 AM
DA HUI is the fastest song definitely.

Flaming Skull
09-11-2011, 01:33 AM
"Mota" is actually faster than "The Meaning Of Life".
"Americana" riff is pretty fast, as it's "Da Hui" and the most mentioned songs (Session, Cool to hate, Hand Granades, So Alone...), and there's no way "No Hero" is fast like those others.

But, as the name itself suggests, I'd say that one of the fastest riff to play is in "No Brakes".

cheaptattoo
09-15-2011, 04:01 AM
cool i like