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Vera
05-05-2006, 01:39 PM
Sorry, you hardcore motherfuckers, but I speak from experience here.

So I'm coming home from work and get up to get off the subway and walk to the doors. Someone is carrying a pizza and I smell the glorious food aroma, but then I turn my head towards these two pUnK chiX who're also standing at the doors. I breathe in through my nose and eurgh, all thoughts of good food vanish from my mind instantly as the disgusting smell of greasy hair, hair spray, stale alcohol and sweat gets in in my nose.

Appetites are for poseurs!

Then we arrive at my station and the girls get out and I get out. We go up the stairs and I notice on of the girl is not wearing shoes. It's only 10 PM. Party the fuck on..

Then they go out and the shoeless one immediately runs to a side of a road, squats and starts yelling at her friend, "FUCK I GOTTA PISS!!", and pulls her jeans down and starts pissing on the road. A man walks by with a dog. Even the labrador knows not to piss on the fucking road.

Dogs > punks.

Her friend, however, is busy. "Oh my god there's broken beer in the trash can!! Dude broken beer bottles!! There's still beer in them! Come see! Beer!"

Like, WTF, are you going to drink it for a fucking plastic bag? FROM THE TRASH? With possible shards of glass?


I'm so glad I started listening to sell-out bands like the Offspring first. SO GLAD.

the_GoDdEsS
05-05-2006, 01:40 PM
Hahahaha. So ew. How old were they?

endlesst0m
05-05-2006, 01:51 PM
Posers.The cool punk thing to do right now is to be punk but not TOO punk.

Listen to more popular punk bands and be comfortable with that.
Talk about how you're all for freedom, but how anarchy would totally suck.
Dress slightly punk, but say you hate "fashion punks" and skanky punks.

Most of the punx I know seem to be doing this recently.

Vera
05-05-2006, 01:57 PM
How old were they?
15, 16 maybe. Green hair that looked like it was dying, torn clothing. Poor kids.

endlesst0m, shut up, you smelly punk.

offspring fan
05-05-2006, 01:59 PM
Punkers need to shower some more....

All About Eve
05-05-2006, 02:00 PM
I punk! Atom spelled backwards is Mota!

0r4ng3
05-05-2006, 02:00 PM
u r so rite.

JoY
05-05-2006, 02:02 PM
two things, no three:

Even the labrador knows not to piss on the fucking road.

Dogs > punks.

I'm so glad I started listening to sell-out bands like the Offspring first. SO GLAD.
this made me laugh so loud. you don't even want to know.

All About Eve
05-05-2006, 02:04 PM
Dogs also smell better, and don't taste as good as punks.

I'd so up your reps if we were gay like that, Vera.

JohnnyNemesis
05-05-2006, 02:09 PM
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i146/effinyankee/OMGPUNX.jpg

0r4ng3
05-05-2006, 02:12 PM
And don't forget...

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b38/0r4ng3/trupunx.jpg

offspring fan
05-05-2006, 02:13 PM
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i146/effinyankee/OMGPUNX.jpg
thats me in 15 years

Vera
05-05-2006, 02:21 PM
I'd so up your reps if we were gay like that, Vera.
Am I just really tired or are you offering me anal sex?

All About Eve
05-05-2006, 02:22 PM
That depends on if you'd accept or not.

Vera
05-05-2006, 02:28 PM
Wait, WTF I am so tired.

"Reps" reminded me of the Finnish word "perse" meaning arse basically so "up" and "reps" made me think of anal sex.

Now there's a pick up line. "Your face isn't ugly but I'd rather up your reps than do it face-to-face, honey."

Per, I got copyright on that. Don't even try!

I'm so tired. Bed now. Sorry for the tired ramblings. You can all up my reps any time.

All About Eve
05-05-2006, 02:29 PM
Your so punk, Vera! Goodnight.

I love how upping someone's reps is now a sexual term, thanks to Vera. "Oh god yes I'd up her reps!"

0r4ng3
05-05-2006, 02:29 PM
up da perse! tru punx 4 lyfe!

JohnnyNemesis
05-05-2006, 02:32 PM
I'm suddenly quite glad that I removed that "up my repz plz!!!" custom Moderator title that I had for so long...

Vera
05-05-2006, 02:32 PM
I'm suddenly quite glad that I removed that "up my repz plz!!!" custom Moderator title that I had for so long...
Oh you love it.

Right. Bed.

endlesst0m
05-05-2006, 02:33 PM
Punk is the only sub-culture that I slightly respect, because I like some of the philosophies behind it. It's a shame so many punks are content with being dirty and making nothing of themselves, because I think that gives punk a bad name. I think it would be interesting to see a counter-culture that still values freedom and individuality, but doesn't involve being dirty and unmotivated,like punk, goth, and grunge all do.

Rebellion without the stench.

The place I live is loaded with materialistic bitches and meatheads who feel okay with giving shit to the outcasts because a lot of the outcasts make themselves seem (and look) like they're worth shit. I bet they would at least think twice about that if the outcasts actually made something of themselves, while still being way more intelligent, as always.

All About Eve
05-05-2006, 02:34 PM
endlesst0m, go away.

Sin Studly
05-05-2006, 02:34 PM
endlessst0m is stupid, and Vera is so absolutely correct that I'm not even going to mention that being a stinky disgusting drunk is a wholly Finnish stereotype.

XYlophonetreeZ
05-05-2006, 02:58 PM
Man, when are the tru punx gonna find this thread? I mean, besides endlesst0m.

JohnnyNemesis
05-05-2006, 03:00 PM
Punkers are nice fresh fruit.

Wait, what?!

0r4ng3
05-05-2006, 03:01 PM
Oh, good thing someone else pointed that out. I would've said something, but I thought it was some kind of hallucination.

Little_Miss_1565
05-05-2006, 03:01 PM
Punkers are nice fresh fruit.

For rotting vegetables?

l0lz.

0r4ng3
05-05-2006, 03:05 PM
Wow, I actually got the reference.

tru punx! anarky 4 lyfe! omg un-PC!

JoY
05-05-2006, 03:15 PM
hope-less. *giggles & shakes head* you're all HOPELESS.
<3

All About Eve
05-05-2006, 05:02 PM
Isabella, would you care to join me for some.. upping of the reps.. as they say?

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-05-2006, 07:30 PM
Punks hate metalheads and say they smell and have stupid hair. Metalheads hate punks for the same reason. However, both groups join together to hate skaters, who are lyk so lame. Goths are too depressed to hate anyone.

Modern life ftw.

T-6005
05-05-2006, 07:55 PM
Did anyone have a TPKYL moment when reading the first post?

"So I was walking into the subway in my green jacket, like I do each afternoon before.....<insert someone crying>"

Vera
05-06-2006, 01:32 AM
I knew I should've written it in past tense.


being a stinky disgusting drunk is a wholly Finnish stereotype.

Yeah, but we only piss on the streets on holidays. This was an ordinary weekend.

Rocky-girl
05-06-2006, 02:31 AM
Maybe it's a little offtopic, but I have only one thought. If that girls trust in what they do I can say to them good luck, but if they only think that it's cute... no words. I don't like people that do something only because it's popular.

Vera
05-06-2006, 02:38 AM
By trust, do you mean believe? Believe in what they do?

To get serious for a moment, I agree. If they want to be like that, more power to them. They did seem the type who don't give a shit about conformist people like myself and their opinions.

Rocky-girl
05-06-2006, 02:48 AM
Belive! yes.
I like people who belive in idea. I wanted to say this.

All About Eve
05-06-2006, 07:56 AM
Punks hate metalheads and say they smell and have stupid hair. Metalheads hate punks for the same reason. However, both groups join together to hate skaters, who are lyk so lame. Goths are too depressed to hate anyone.

Modern life ftw.

Only problem is, lots of punks are skaters these days.

killer_queen
05-06-2006, 09:15 AM
Poor Sanni! All of the punx in my city belong to the upper class. The only smell I can get from them is Bvlgari - Omnia or Gucci - Rush. Our punx don't smell inhottava like your punx. (I found a Suomi taskusanakirja at home)

Endymion
05-06-2006, 09:21 AM
endlesst0m is so cute!

Vera
05-06-2006, 09:44 AM
Our punx don't smell inhottava
Wow, you used that in the right context, too!

Hyvä!

killer_queen
05-06-2006, 10:12 AM
I hope you are not uupunut like you were last night. Because I'm not offering you seksi. Well, kenties I am... (lolz, I feel so hupsu right now)

Vera
05-06-2006, 10:37 AM
You are so söpö! Kiitos, I am not uupunut anymore. But I would like to rakastella with you. Ehkä we should lose our neitsyys with oneanother.

Are you free tänään?

SkunkIt
05-06-2006, 12:12 PM
That's one of the most amusing stories I've ever heard. They don't sound "punx" though, they sound brain damaged. Or maybe they were just brain damaged "punx".

killer_queen
05-07-2006, 04:59 AM
You are so söpö! Kiitos, I am not uupunut anymore. But I would like to rakastella with you. Ehkä we should lose our neitsyys with oneanother.

Are you free tänään?
Not tänään. I have a päänsärky. And I have no idea about what a söpö is.

Vera
05-07-2006, 05:03 AM
Söpö = cute.