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0r4ng3
05-05-2006, 07:03 PM
I'm really against making more than one of these news threads in one day, but this article is much more interesting than how rich Bill Gates is.

http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/11705/Man_marries_104_year_old_woman

mrconeman
05-05-2006, 07:57 PM
"The report did not say if any of Wook's previous 20 husbands are still alive."
This made me think she was a seriel husband killer, which would be awesome. 104 though? God, how?....you know what I mean...how...?

T-6005
05-05-2006, 09:09 PM
I wonder how far away from me they are. I'd go visit.

Lizardus
05-05-2006, 11:58 PM
At this point that's necrophillia.

offspring fan
05-06-2006, 05:06 AM
i wonder if the sex is good...

Corpse
05-06-2006, 05:15 AM
At this point that's necrophillia.

She's not dead yet.

Rinoa
05-06-2006, 06:01 AM
That's one hell of an age gap.

mrconeman
05-06-2006, 06:58 AM
She's not dead yet.
Yeah, Its more like Prephelia or something

Sinister
05-06-2006, 07:00 AM
gerontophilia. eww.

SaiKYoU
05-06-2006, 09:41 AM
he's just ill, and yeah, i vote for necrophilia!

killer_queen
05-06-2006, 10:20 AM
Awww, it's LOVE. I really believe it's love. You know, like, there is this movie, I can't remember the title of it. There was a young, handsome boy living with his mother and trying to fool her with fake suicides. And there was a very old woman. And they were being really good friends and love each other. This article reminded me that movie.

notoriousdoc
05-06-2006, 11:16 AM
Maybe she wants to go out with a bang, I think an orgasm would kill her.

Rinoa
05-06-2006, 11:47 AM
Well, at least he doesn't have to worry about getting her pregnant.

mrconeman
05-06-2006, 06:40 PM
Maybe she wants to go out with a bang, I think an orgasm would kill her.
Ahahahahah, Oh my God, Ahahahahahaha

Little_Miss_1565
05-06-2006, 07:56 PM
Awww, it's LOVE. I really believe it's love. You know, like, there is this movie, I can't remember the title of it. There was a young, handsome boy living with his mother and trying to fool her with fake suicides. And there was a very old woman. And they were being really good friends and love each other. This article reminded me that movie.

Harold and Maude! I love that movie!

DeAtHsTaR
05-06-2006, 10:32 PM
At this point that's necrophillia.
What's wrong with necrophilia?

Little_Miss_1565
05-06-2006, 10:49 PM
Maybe she wants to go out with a bang, I think an orgasm would kill her.

Dude, the article said she's had 20 husbands. TWENTY. I think the secret of her logevity is that she has had enough sex to make her immortal. I bet she's taught him a few things about the sexual congress ifyouknowwhatimeanrite.

wheelchairman
05-07-2006, 03:13 AM
I bet they're British.

killer_queen
05-07-2006, 06:02 AM
Harold and Maude! I love that movie!
Yes! It's a great thing to find someone who likes that movie. <3

notoriousdoc
05-07-2006, 06:13 AM
Dude, the article said she's had 20 husbands. TWENTY. I think the secret of her logevity is that she has had enough sex to make her immortal. I bet she's taught him a few things about the sexual congress ifyouknowwhatimeanrite.
If sex makes you immortal why do whores die so much (STDs considered)?

wheelchairman
05-07-2006, 11:38 AM
Swooooooooosh

offspringer24
05-07-2006, 11:39 AM
I'm really against making more than one of these news threads in one day, but this article is much more interesting than how rich Bill Gates is.

http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/11705/Man_marries_104_year_old_woman

is this your mother?

That_Guy91
05-07-2006, 11:41 AM
is this your mother?
Why are you such a complete moron?

offspringer24
05-07-2006, 11:43 AM
Why are you such a complete moron?
complete? fuck off asshole!

That_Guy91
05-07-2006, 11:44 AM
complete? fuck off asshole!
And you're 24?

That_Guy91
05-07-2006, 01:33 PM
Death by snoo snoo?


No? No Futurama fans?

SaiKYoU
05-07-2006, 01:49 PM
Orgasm in French is also called "la petite mort" = "small death"

I guess dying of an orgasm wouldn't be a bad sort of death.

then teenagers die a little bit every night, no?

Kathy
05-07-2006, 01:56 PM
Small death?....We're gonna die!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Jebus
05-07-2006, 01:57 PM
complete? fuck off asshole!
heh, he gets offended at "complete" because being a moron is okay

but a COMPLETE moron..ZOMG! That's just too far.

JoY
05-07-2006, 02:04 PM
Yeah, Its more like Prephelia or something
forlove? I dunno, I don't think that phrase is going to work.

coke_a_holic
05-07-2006, 02:06 PM
forlove? I dunno, I don't think that phrase is going to work.
I think he meant prenecrophilia, but even then, it's just having sex with an old person. I doubt they'd be having much sex anyway, I bet the guy's just waiting for her to die so he gets given all of her money.

Little_Miss_1565
05-07-2006, 02:08 PM
If sex makes you immortal why do whores die so much (STDs considered)?

Um, because some people are dumb and insist on doing it bareback. Fucking a lot of random people and being stupid about it increases one's exposure to STD's astoundingly. This woman was married to those 20 men, she averages about 1 every 3-5 years. Serial monogamy. Much safer than the "whores" you describe.

JoY
05-07-2006, 02:09 PM
that was my first thought too & then I slapped myself for thinking it, trying to replace the thought by pure & naive, lovy-dovy romance.

coke_a_holic
05-07-2006, 02:15 PM
that was my first thought too & then I slapped myself for thinking it, trying to replace the thought by pure & naive, lovy-dovy romance.
"I love you, even though your autonomic functions aren't really so autonomic anymore!"

DeAtHsTaR
05-07-2006, 02:16 PM
I think he meant prenecrophilia, but even then, it's just having sex with an old person. I doubt they'd be having much sex anyway, I bet the guy's just waiting for her to die so he gets given all of her money.
It says she's poor in the article.