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JohnnyNemesis
05-13-2006, 05:49 PM
First things first: this video appears to have been released more than two hours ago, and I already know that tons of people have seen it, so arak0r, don't lynch me for posting it, okay?

Cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRGoo_k03Tw

I don't know about you folks, but that's easily the funniest thing I've seen in ages.

Rinoa
05-13-2006, 05:55 PM
Oh man, he sucks as much as the music.

Endymion
05-13-2006, 05:56 PM
how does a guy like that fuck britney spears?

All About Eve
05-13-2006, 05:56 PM
Hahahaha, that was great.

*Ups your repz*

JohnnyNemesis
05-13-2006, 05:57 PM
My favorite part was when he started throwing his hands around <3

Oh, and AAE: *repz!

All About Eve
05-13-2006, 06:01 PM
Oh of course :(. I'm so ashamed.

Rag Doll
05-13-2006, 06:05 PM
oh...my. the hand throwing was indeed entertaining.

but its all sort of like a car wreck...you just cant look away, no matter how bad it is =\.

- -Lauren- -
05-13-2006, 06:20 PM
he needs to go back to his parent's trailer. and stay there. so he never does anything like this again.

even though it's funny as hell.

Sunny
05-13-2006, 08:06 PM
!! k-fed pwns.

although i wish he'd stop polluting the freakin gene pool already. one trailerspawn thing should be enough, right?

JohnnyNemesis
05-13-2006, 08:17 PM
!! k-fed pwns.

All I've got to say to that is...POPOZAO!!!

Also, I really want an animated .gif of him throwing his hands around like that!

Sunny
05-13-2006, 08:19 PM
LEMME SEE SUM POPOZAO!!

...oh man. lol.

did you see that video of James Lipton reciting the lyrics to it?

JohnnyNemesis
05-13-2006, 08:20 PM
did you see that video of James Lipton reciting the lyrics to it?

...

*blinks incredulously*

Excuse me?! WHAT?!

Sunny
05-13-2006, 08:23 PM
oh god.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/27/james_lipton_recites_kevin_fed.html

roffles!

- -Lauren- -
05-13-2006, 08:33 PM
PopoZao? Definition from www.urbandictionary.com

PopoZao k-fed
1. PopoZao 455 up, 86 down

A dirty talentless leech that sponges off his baby's mama

i gots me a record deal from PopoZaoin' britney spears in the ass

tags man ho federline britney's bitch should of got a pre-nup
by 8 one northside of southside Dec 28, 2005 email it
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2. PopoZao 340 up, 82 down

To have everything in the world handed to you, despite neither deserving nor earning any of it and then throwing it away, all while ruining other's lives. Becoming a running joke and existing solely as a caution to others not to emulate you. To rise to mediocrity and pseudo-celebrity status, only to fall back into the depths of obscurity long before your fifteen minutes have expired. In short: to blow it.

Kevin Federlines ENTIRE LIFE is popozao. You have been warned.

tags loser poser poseur fraud phony fake sham demon-seed antichrist satan homeless drifter smelly wankster joke
by The Great Brandonio Pergatory Dec 31, 2005 email it
3. PopoZao 232 up, 92 down

Large, voluptuous ass, in Brazilian Portuguese. Should be written with a ~ over the A

She has a popozão (POPOZAO)

tags butt ass bunda poupança rabo
by João Marcelo Brazil Jan 4, 2006 email it
4. PopoZao 6 up, 22 down

1. The first single by Kevin Federline of his CD "Playing with Fire" , great club song.
2. In Portugese, it means "big ass".

1. Man, PopoZao just gets me pumped up before the big game!
2. Gatihna sai do chao, vai descendo o popozao
(in english) Get to the dance floor, and shake that ass!

tags ass big ass big booty booty butt
by Mark Grady CANADA Apr 13, 2006 email it

JohnnyNemesis
05-13-2006, 08:35 PM
oh god.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archi..._kevin_fed.html

roffles!

Yes! Yes! Ohhhh yes!

Shit, I wish I still watched television :(

All About Eve
05-13-2006, 08:44 PM
It won't load for me. I click play.... and it just sits there. I want to cry.

JohnnyNemesis
05-13-2006, 08:46 PM
The one Sunny linked to is down; go to youtube.com and search for James Lipton and you'll find it!

rocketman
05-13-2006, 09:17 PM
All I have to say is "priceless"

Vera
05-13-2006, 11:45 PM
I've said it before & I'll say it again: after hearing PopoZao, it was a wonder I didn't stop listening to music altogether.

the_GoDdEsS
05-14-2006, 12:14 AM
I've seen that before. And generally I could not care less about celebrities and about who fucks whom. Just shamefull such a moron is on public display. *shrugs* His own fault.

All About Eve
05-14-2006, 06:40 AM
I've never actually heard the song, thank god. The bit in the background of that was bad enough.

HeadAroundU
05-14-2006, 06:57 AM
Cockroach Controlled Mobile Robot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwZD59Ic9T8&dpos=2
Now that's something! I found it when I was checking Mister Spears.

Endymion
05-14-2006, 11:22 AM
who's ready for some massive win (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KchhXHQduUo)?

Little_Miss_1565
05-14-2006, 11:41 AM
who's ready for some massive win (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KchhXHQduUo)?

The one with "peanut butter jelly time" was better.

Peanut butter Federline!

Preocupado
05-14-2006, 11:45 AM
3. PopoZao 232 up, 92 down

Large, voluptuous ass, in Brazilian Portuguese. Should be written with a ~ over the A

She has a popozão (POPOZAO)

tags butt ass bunda poupança rabo


That's the correct one. And that song isn't brazilian, it's an imitation of the brazilian funk, that comes from the favelas.

Nina
05-14-2006, 11:53 AM
Am I the only one who thinks he's ugly?

JohnnyNemesis
05-14-2006, 12:16 PM
who's ready for some massive win (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KchhXHQduUo)?

Holy shit, massive indeed! I can't believe how well his motions sync with Ice's lyrics...

sk8ter-hater
05-14-2006, 04:23 PM
No chance for sk8ter-hater to win (http://youtube.com/watch?v=MZTw7q-3h70&search=cottage%20cheese%20thighs) ?
I found this incredibly amusing. Found it while looking for the Too Many Guys song by Group X to display in my myspace. DIdn't find that, though. It would help if someone has had found it before.
Aww, the second time is lame.

JohnnyNemesis
05-17-2006, 09:58 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PaiJIbweU6g&search=federline

^Also good shit.

And, if you look at any video on youtube having anything at all to do with Kevin Federline, you'll find a poster by the name of lindatjioe (http://youtube.com/user/lindatjioe) posting gems such as:


I HATE KEVIN FEDERLINE TO DEATH.

HE IS SUCH A LOSER. USING AND MAKE BRITNEY LIKE A TRASH. THAT IS FUCKING DIRTIEST ATTITUDE AND MORALLY WRONG ETHICS AS A HUMAN.

THE MOST LOW CLASS GUY ON EARTH. SHAME ON YOU. DONT YOU HAVE PRIDE AS A MAN !!! EVEN A LITTLE !!! YOUR FACE IS THICK AS GREAT WALL IN CHINA BECAUSE YOU CANT SURVIVE WITH YOUR OWN MONEY AND AS A MAN !!

And immediately afterwards:


THE WORST HUMAN BEING ON EARTH, HORRIBLE, UGLY LIKE ANIMAL SHIT, SON OF BITCH, BASTARD, JERK, SUCH A CHEAPER, SUCH A LOSER, THE LOWEST CLASS GUY, FAKER, SLUT, ASSHOLE, THICK FACE, OVERACTING, MOTHER FUCKER.

WHAT YOU DID UNTIL NOW IS THE FATAL SIN. KARMA IS REALLY EXIST. I SWEAR TO GOD ONE DAY YOU WILL DESERVE FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE.

...and immediately after that:


IT IS FREAKIN ME OUT AND ITS LIKE I WANT TO THROW OUT MY FOOD WHEN I SEE YOU GET CLOSED WITH BRITNEY. DIVORCE IS THE MOST WONDERFUL THINGS TO HAPPEN IN THIS EARTH.

GET ANOTHER WOMAN WHO IS LIKE 60 AGE ABOVE BUT MILLIONAIRE. FUCK HER (I THINK THAT IS THE ONLY SKILL YOU HAVE)SO THAT SHE WILL GIVE 1 GROSS KIDS FOR YOU !!! WHEN YOU NEED MONEY TO FUCK YOUNG GIRLS AT CLUB THEN JUST SAY SWEET WORDS (AS YOUR LOW CLASS TRICKS)



....and finally:


GET AWAY FROM BRITNEY LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE MOST FOOLEST THINGS AND MISTAKES THAT BRITNEY DID IS THAT MET A FUCKING LOSER GUY LIKE YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!

I BETTER DEAF THAN LISTEN TO ANY SONGS OF YOURS !!!!!!

Oh fuck, Popozao is the gift that just KEEPS ON GIVING!!!

I'm still in stitches.

Not Ozymandias
05-17-2006, 08:19 PM
He is the face of breeding.

T-6005
05-17-2006, 08:51 PM
Throughout the original video, he looks like he feels an intense urge to go to the bathroom.

Jebus
05-17-2006, 10:05 PM
Kevin Federline is lost in translation (http://federlineguys.ytmnd.com/)

JohnnyNemesis
05-17-2006, 10:11 PM
Kevin Federline is lost in translation (http://federlineguys.ytmnd.com/)

"popzao more commonly refers to a male's buttocks"

IMMENSELY MASSIVE INSANE WIN!

Not Ozymandias
05-18-2006, 03:57 PM
Goddamnit, when is he going to release his album already? The whole country's been waiting for 6 months to laugh at it.

Not Ozymandias
05-18-2006, 04:00 PM
how does a guy like that fuck britney spears?
With a clothespin on his nose, I'd imagine.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/britneynomakeup2.jpg

Preocupado
05-18-2006, 04:16 PM
Spears Whale
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2167/1983/1600/britneywhale3.jpg