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HornyPope
05-19-2006, 02:33 AM
For me it was always Humphrey Bogart and Freddie Mercury. Humph' because he stands for all that's manly and awesome. Freddie because I can't picture a purer, more beautiful soul.
And both are pretty hot. I'd definatly fuck 'em.

HornyPope
05-19-2006, 02:37 AM
I also made a point of excluding historic characters. Too many choices otherwise.

Nina
05-19-2006, 02:39 AM
But...HONESTLY, right? Not just "they're really attractive", but rather "I'd seriously fuck them if I could"?

- Christina Aguilera
- Evangelina Lilly
- Emilie de Raven
- Avril Lavigne, possibly

Sure, Jessica Alba, Drew and Angelina are dropdead gorgeous, but I wouldnt fuck them.

HornyPope
05-19-2006, 02:42 AM
Well sex I consider is a bundle of emotions so great that no other form of activity can express it.
Either that or cheap, mindless gratification, but that's not for us. Right?

Nina
05-19-2006, 02:47 AM
I still have to figure that one out.
I know it sounds lame but I would never sleep with a man who isnt my boyfriend, however I'd sleep with a girl although we arent a couple. BUT I wouldnt do the latter if I had a boyfriend, either.
Basically. If I was single and saw Aguilera walking on the streets I'd hump her.
Well not really. But you get the idea.

Vera
05-19-2006, 03:07 AM
Vlad's girlfriend

Just kidding. Seriously, I just may be too heterosexual. I can think of celebrities or suchlike who I find enormously attractive and/or sexy but when it comes down to picturing the scenario where we'd be in the same room and it would be clear to me that sex would be in the cards if I so wanted it, I really doubt I'd take the opportunity. Partly because my sexual confidence isn't high enough to actually attempt lesbian sex and partly because .. Yeah, I don't know.

I'm overanalyzing this, aren't I?

JoY
05-19-2006, 04:12 AM
you are, but if you wouldn't have, I would. I mean, it's about the same for me. I can find people of the same sex incredibly attractive, sexy, beautiful & everything, but picturing the whole thing just makes me raise my eyebrow & scratch my head. it'd be one weird image. there's a friend of mine I could get sexy with, who I've done stuff with. but it'd still be mighty fucking weird & not particularly hot. there's also someone on the board I'd totally shag, but mostly for teasing reasons. :p &, well, she's hawt.

Vera
05-19-2006, 05:59 AM
I can imagine making out, some touching but not lesbian sex. I'd most probably be terrible at lesbian sex.

JoY
05-19-2006, 06:17 AM
"so, that clit, where is it?"

I'd be terrible at it, because girls don't (usually) make me wet in ze pants.

Vera
05-19-2006, 06:24 AM
My biggest problem would be that I don't have ANY desire to eat pussy. Ever.

JoY
05-19-2006, 06:27 AM
hold on, I can't picture myself doing that either.

actually, the whole thought makes me shudder. on the other hand, the thought of peanutbutter-jelly sandwitches once did too.

T-6005
05-19-2006, 06:29 AM
Yeah, I can't think of a guy I'd actually carry through with.

Rinoa
05-19-2006, 07:14 AM
Nah, I really couldn't think of myself making out with someone of the same sex let alone anything else.

Tizzalicious
05-19-2006, 07:29 AM
I can't think of any either. I could say who I'd make out with, but girls just don't get me excited in the "I wanna do her" way.

JoY
05-19-2006, 07:33 AM
I can't think of any either. I could say who I'd make out with, but girls just don't get me excited in the "I wanna do her" way.
that's pretty much what I meant, but then shorter, more direct, clearer & overal better.

Andy
05-19-2006, 08:50 AM
Any big hollywood actor. I mean, think of the money I could make from the tabloids!

Betty
05-19-2006, 09:05 AM
I pondered for a moment and the first thought that came to mind was my sister. Creepy? Hot? I guess I've just been hanging around with her a lot lately and I definitely realize why she's a heart-breaker.

But honestly I'm probably of the same mind as most of the females here. Girls don't particularly turn me on. And I am definitely open to the idea of girl-on-girl action, but I don't know if I'd be able to direct that openness at anyone in particular or whether I'd go through with it should the opportunity arise.

JohnnyNemesis
05-19-2006, 09:11 AM
There really isn't anyone. Despite all my anti-homophobia crusades, physical intimacy with another man is something that I'd be completely unable to be a part of. The thought of others doing that with each other doesn't bother me, and heck, I can watch an episode of Queer as Folk and not even flinch. But implicating myself in that situation just...kinda repulses me.

I'd probably go the Andy route if I ever had to for some reason.

Nina
05-19-2006, 09:17 AM
I'm the only one :[
And Vlad but he doesnt count cause he has the homo stuff going on.

Betty
05-19-2006, 09:21 AM
And Vlad but he doesnt count cause he has the homo stuff going on.

All talk, no action.

platinumpt
05-19-2006, 09:24 AM
... Dexter... Holland? Anyone?

Sunny
05-19-2006, 09:35 AM
hrm.

people i'd do, as in, sects.. well. this chubby blonde girl zoe. oh my christ. she is too cute. *girlcrush*

people i'd totally make out with.. uuuh. iza, lol. *shifty eyes* and my friend lina. and of course celebs like jessica alba and drew barrymore aaand lindsay lohan. but that's celebs. *shrugs*

T-6005
05-19-2006, 09:36 AM
... Dexter... Holland? Anyone?
Welcome to General Chat.

As in no.

platinumpt
05-19-2006, 09:42 AM
Welcome to General Chat.

As in no.
haha no shit?

His man boobs remind me of the opposite sex though.

HornyPope
05-19-2006, 09:54 AM
And Vlad but he doesnt count cause he has the homo stuff going on.

All talk, no action.

Hey now, it's not like i'm curious to know what guy-sex feels like. I'm not. I'm just attracted to those two figures for what they represent; like there was no gender barrier.

Sin Studly
05-19-2006, 11:14 AM
Val Kilmer.
David Bowie.
Adolf Hitler.




That is all.

the_GoDdEsS
05-19-2006, 11:34 AM
Helena Bonham Carter, zomg in the Marla style.

Paint_It_Black
05-19-2006, 01:31 PM
Yeah, I can't think of a guy I'd actually carry through with.

Oh right, yeah. Me neither, then.

killer_queen
05-19-2006, 01:42 PM
Audrey Hepburn (alive and young), Sienna Miller, Demi Moore.

Izie
05-19-2006, 01:48 PM
Nah, no girl sex. So far. Or I'd just have to think REALLY hard and I'm like, SO lazies right now.

The making out is a whole different matter, however, I think that's pretty clear *shifts eyes*

Sin Studly
05-19-2006, 01:51 PM
You're just an attentionwhore trying to get guys to notice you. Ugh.

Vera
05-19-2006, 02:31 PM
Oh yeah.

Gulsah

Nina
05-19-2006, 02:32 PM
Sin Studly, you dont seem to know her very well then o.0

Vera
05-19-2006, 02:38 PM
If Izie would make out with girls just for attention, I would sooo encourage her attentionwhoring.

Sin Studly
05-19-2006, 02:41 PM
So would I, had I an inferior vagina instead of a superior penis.

Vera
05-19-2006, 02:43 PM
Don't insult our beautiful secret gardens. :(

Sunny
05-19-2006, 02:49 PM
yes indeed. i'll elaborate if you're interested.

Sunny
05-19-2006, 03:20 PM
hahah. it's been a few colors, including champagne blonde, pink, and finally.. red. of course.

bleaching.. yes. not head hair bleach, but body hair bleach, which is usually available at most drugstores. for me, 6-7 minutes is enough.. for very dark hair, probably 10 would do the trick. and then regular head-hair dye.

don't dye that area right after you've waxed anywhere nearby. wait at least a day or two.. or else it hurts, hurts, hurts if you accidentally get the dye anywhere. oh, and in general, it helps to put vaseline on all the areas you're not dying to prevent painful drips of bleach/dye.

oh man, this is very detailed and hopefully not disturbing. good luck. ;p

Vera
05-19-2006, 03:21 PM
Actually the garden bit mostly talks about the fact that the female genitalia is more "hidden" since it's not swinging between our legs but that our most sensitive areas (clitoris) is much more hidden than the head of the penis. It doesn't refer to the "bush" at all.

Sin Studly
05-19-2006, 03:29 PM
Maria talking about her cunt disturbs me a lot.

Sunny
05-19-2006, 03:34 PM
oh my oh my oh my. my sensitive snatch! *covers it snugly*

yeah basically what I want to avoid is PAIN; This should be a pleasurable experience, not a trip into the trenches!



heh, yeah, the key to avoiding the pain is being very careful. tons of vaseline.. and don't leave the bleach or dye in any longer than absolutely necessary. but i'm sure it won't be too bad.

although, if you've never dyed anything, it might be wise to do an allergy test 48 hours before applying. the directions for that are on the packaging of the dye, and it's probably worth doing... you wouldn't want an allergic reaction.. especially not down there. >_<

Rag Doll
05-19-2006, 03:47 PM
My best friend, in a heartbeat. Totally.

As for celebrities...

hm. Evangeline Lilly. Reese Witherspoon. There's a few more, but those are the two that popped into my head first.

BREAK
05-19-2006, 09:31 PM
Jack Lemmon
Marvin Gaye
wheelchairman

Luckily they're all dead.

Andy
05-20-2008, 11:42 AM
You must really want to fuck those guys, seeing as you resurrected a 2 year old thread to announce it.

ad8
05-20-2008, 11:59 AM
I love stupid sex threads:D

Cock Joke
05-20-2008, 12:31 PM
greg k .

wheelchairman
05-20-2008, 12:38 PM
Well I'll reply.

Morrissey.

Cause he's awesome.Then I'd be one step closer to being the last of the famous international playboys.

That and I think it would be fun to sing his songs while cooking breakfast.

Tizzalicious
05-20-2008, 02:49 PM
You are so not a playboy!

I have an answer now too: Kate Moennig from The L Word!

Llamas
05-20-2008, 04:39 PM
You are so not a playboy!

I have an answer now too: Kate Moennig from The L Word!

I feel like the only person ever who doesn't think she's hot. wtf. I think she's pretty much the least attractive person on that show, too. :( People are weirdz. haha.

I guess I could answer this. Well speaking of the L Word, Erin Daniels is pretty damn beautiful. I'd totally do her. And Ricky and I discussed the hotness and doableness of Jenny Lewis from Rilo Kiley. So her, too. Umm but those are just a couple celebrities off the top of my head. :P

JohnnyNemesis
05-20-2008, 04:42 PM
I will never understand straight women's love of Drew Barrymore. In fact, I'm convinced that only straight women find Drew Barrymore attractive, heh.

As far as people of the same sex I'd fuck, I choose llamas. Her cock is about as big as mine, so we match up.

Tizzalicious
05-20-2008, 04:49 PM
I feel like the only person ever who doesn't think she's hot. wtf. I think she's pretty much the least attractive person on that show, too. :( People are weirdz. haha.

I guess I could answer this. Well speaking of the L Word, Erin Daniels is pretty damn beautiful. I'd totally do her. And Ricky and I discussed the hotness and doableness of Jenny Lewis from Rilo Kiley. So her, too. Umm but those are just a couple celebrities off the top of my head. :P

She is hoooooooooooootttttt. Maybe I just like her because she looks like a girly boy. And you know...Hanson. In that case, you should have the hots for her too.

Llamas
05-20-2008, 05:24 PM
I will never understand straight women's love of Drew Barrymore. In fact, I'm convinced that only straight women find Drew Barrymore attractive, heh.
...people find Drew Barrymore attractive? I thought Tom Green was the only one... :P


As far as people of the same sex I'd fuck, I choose llamas. Her cock is about as big as mine, so we match up.
...wtf?? :mad::mad:




She is hoooooooooooootttttt. Maybe I just like her because she looks like a girly boy. And you know...Hanson. In that case, you should have the hots for her too.
HAHA! I like my men to be girly, and I like my girls to be girly ;) That's my attempt at an explanation! But really. I don't think dykey girls are attractive. Plus it's not even about her look... Kate Moennig just has a really blech face and a gross anorexic looking body. Ew.

Cock Joke
05-20-2008, 09:05 PM
Also, Mr. Clean!

Lizardus
05-20-2008, 09:20 PM
I'd fuck Per.

But not in a gay way.

Cock Joke
05-20-2008, 09:22 PM
C'mon, man! You, me, greg k., Mr. Clean, and Tony the Tiger in an orgy...PRONTO!

Cock Joke
05-20-2008, 09:33 PM
And the "milk" is actually...cum!

Jakebert
05-20-2008, 10:06 PM
The entire male cast of Lost.

Especially Hurely.

coke_a_holic
05-20-2008, 10:13 PM
Tom Waits.

Llamas
05-20-2008, 10:13 PM
The entire male cast of Lost.

Especially Hurely.

Haha. That's awesome. Poor guy... I don't know how he could possibly live with himself, after how much he gets made fun of on a personal level on the show he stars on.

I'd totally do Claire and Juliette. And maybe Sun.

WebDudette
05-20-2008, 10:35 PM
I can't honestly bring my self to say I would fuck a guy. Well excluding Sean and Jade Puget of course.

Though I have no problem admitting that some guys are very attractive. Hmm... I can't seem to think of any.

Jude Law, can only really think of him because I just watched 'Closer'. Also, some kid in my math class.

Jesus Christ, I'm gay.

HornyPope
05-20-2008, 10:41 PM
It's okay, we don't discriminate against gay people anymore.

Tizzalicious
05-21-2008, 12:37 AM
HAHA! I like my men to be girly, and I like my girls to be girly ;) That's my attempt at an explanation! But really. I don't think dykey girls are attractive. Plus it's not even about her look... Kate Moennig just has a really blech face and a gross anorexic looking body. Ew.

Haha, usually I do to (butch is no good), so I don't know why I think she's so hot. I don't like her on most pictrues though. Weeeeeeeeeird.

I don't think Drew Barrymore is hot at all by the way.

Llamas
05-21-2008, 01:13 AM
http://z.about.com/d/lesbianlife/1/7/Y/D/Kate4.jpg

Her face looks cute in that one, but her body is just... wtf.

http://z.about.com/d/lesbianlife/1/7/U/D/Shane4.jpg
I dunno... I just don't see it.

But I'll agree, she looks a lot worse in photos than in live action.

wheelchairman
05-21-2008, 03:51 AM
ugh Maartje that's disgusting.

Tizzalicious
05-21-2008, 04:22 AM
You suck.

Camilamazed
05-21-2008, 05:35 AM
http://z.about.com/d/lesbianlife/1/7/Y/D/Kate4.jpg.

Jesus Christ.

Sunny
05-21-2008, 10:19 AM
Morrissey.

Cause he's awesome.Then I'd be one step closer to being the last of the famous international playboys.


ahah that just came up on my playlist. lols.

drew barrymore is a hot piece, you haters. *shrugs*

i saw lily allen noods the other day and thought her body is just so so hot. ugh. if only she'd get rid of that shitty blonde mop she calls hair. =/

Omni
05-21-2008, 10:23 AM
Chris Crocker. And the chick from Hanson.

HornyPope
05-21-2008, 10:47 AM
ahah that just came up on my playlist. lols.

drew barrymore is a hot piece, you haters. *shrugs*

i saw lily allen noods the other day and thought her body is just so so hot. ugh. if only she'd get rid of that shitty blonde mop she calls hair. =/

She's fat and she has no tits. You're crazy.

nieh
05-21-2008, 10:56 AM
Jason Statham

Rag Doll
05-21-2008, 02:55 PM
i saw lily allen noods the other day and thought her body is just so so hot. ugh. if only she'd get rid of that shitty blonde mop she calls hair. =/

saw those as well and agree completely.

Mirjoe
05-21-2008, 03:55 PM
Davey Havok

wheelchairman
05-21-2008, 04:01 PM
Davey Havok

It says "same sex", not "opposite sex".

Jakebert
05-21-2008, 08:50 PM
I'd totally do Claire and Juliette. And maybe Sun.

Sun and Claire are probably the hottest girls on the show. Juliette would be really attractive if she had more than one facial expression.

nieh
05-21-2008, 08:59 PM
I feel the need to point out that I miss Richard.

iPunk247
05-21-2008, 10:52 PM
Same Sex, eh? No way! Ummm...maybe probably Jessica Alba & Jessica Biel xD

RickyCrack
05-21-2008, 11:21 PM
ninth .

Llamas
05-21-2008, 11:21 PM
Sun and Claire are probably the hottest girls on the show. Juliette would be really attractive if she had more than one facial expression.

It's so true! Seriously, how overrated is Kate?? Blech.

Besides Sun, Claire, Kate and Juliette... who is there? Rose... haha. Ana Lucia, Shannon and the blonde chick that Hurley was into... who am I missing??

Yeah... the show is definitely drowning in hot men more than hot women. Jin, Sayid, Jack, Sawyer, Desmond, Charlie...

jim109109
05-22-2008, 02:39 PM
People of same sex you'd fuck?

Um, your mom?

Ryder1234
05-22-2008, 04:09 PM
You must really want to fuck those guys, seeing as you resurrected a 2 year old thread to announce it.

and on the exact day it was last posted in.

DeAtHsTaR
05-22-2008, 04:16 PM
Markus .

Paint_It_Black
05-27-2008, 01:01 AM
My biggest problem would be that I don't have ANY desire to eat pussy. Ever.

Generally guys don't either until they get used to it. It starts off as something you kinda have to do and perhaps eventually becomes something you like.

I just had to point that out because I hear so many girls say that, and it seems to imply that men naturally have some innate desire to eat pussy.


Yeah, I can't think of a guy I'd actually carry through with.

I guess you put me in the "god" category then.

Vera
05-27-2008, 04:14 AM
Way to quote my ancient TMI post, Richard.

Amiralanal
05-27-2008, 04:22 AM
For me it was always Humphrey Bogart and Freddie Mercury. Humph' because he stands for all that's manly and awesome. Freddie because I can't picture a purer, more beautiful soul.
And both are pretty hot. I'd definatly fuck 'em.

What the fuck?
You want to fuck a guy because he looks manly? Do you realise how fucking gay you are? You honestly mean that you want to fuck the manliest of men?

If i had to fuck a man, i would find one who looks like a female.

Do you dig chicks who look like guys to?

You are crazy!

Paint_It_Black
05-27-2008, 06:23 AM
Way to quote my ancient TMI post, Richard.

Ha, I hadn't noticed the date.

So, it's two years later, still no love for the vag?

Edit: I just read a bit more of the thread. Maybe should have done that to begin with in hindsight.


I think everyone is bisexual to some degree.

Yeah, all my gay friends say that.

Fag.


Jason Statham

I'd fuck him if it would stop him from acting.


I feel the need to point out that I miss Richard.

Aww, you're such a sweetie.

You weren't talking about Lodat, right?

medi01
05-27-2008, 06:47 AM
NONE. i'm straight!

Lupin
05-27-2008, 08:23 AM
NONE. i'm straight!

thats gay...

Alan Rickman...im not sure why, it'd make things interesting. Especially whilst having the post-shag pillow talk
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Starcraft replays (http://screplays.com/replays)

Vera
05-27-2008, 09:33 AM
I'd fuck him if it would stop him from acting.

I LOL'ed at this for like 4 minutes after reading it.

JohnnyNemesis
05-27-2008, 09:43 AM
I, too, lol'd for several minutes upon reading that.

ps. I think some straight men do have that innate desire to eat pussy, but refrain from doing so for a long time for various reasons. I don't want to get into some stupid academic style discussion of sex though, so I'll just leave it at that for now.

medi01
05-27-2008, 09:44 AM
thats gay...

Alan Rickman...im not sure why, it'd make things interesting. Especially whilst having the post-shag pillow talk

sorry but i'm gay...coming from someone saying who they'd like to fuck who's the same sex

Paint_It_Black
05-27-2008, 12:46 PM
sorry but i'm gay

Damn, too easy.

medi01
05-27-2008, 01:24 PM
Sorry but im the gayest dick in the universe with no sense of humour.


HA what an idiot

0r4ng3
05-27-2008, 01:25 PM
CLEVER POST IS CLEVER
I get it!

Llamas
05-27-2008, 01:26 PM
I'm so <3ing Richard and Jesse right now.

Andy
05-27-2008, 01:27 PM
This thread is developing some good irony.

Llamas
05-27-2008, 01:28 PM
lol.... u sed "developing"... *giggle*

medi01
05-27-2008, 01:39 PM
I'm stupid

ha that person admitted they were stupid, how stupid.......LOL.(joke)

Lynx12304
05-27-2008, 02:04 PM
Val Kilmer.
David Bowie.
Adolf Hitler.




That is all.

....
hitler was damn sexy...
go google him, youll then see

Cock Joke
05-27-2008, 02:15 PM
....
hitler was damn sexy...
go google him, youll then see

Yay! More trolls!

SaiKYoU
05-27-2008, 02:22 PM
i gotta say this...

BON SCOTT, he was the man...

Lynx12304
05-27-2008, 02:31 PM
Yay! More trolls!
trolls?
bitch please
...anyways
who may be responsible for the resurection of this thread?
i remember this shit from a loooong time ago...
/edit\
i had a username/account here a while back... then i quit for a while... and now im back...
yay me

Llamas
05-27-2008, 04:41 PM
ha that person admitted they were stupid, how stupid.......LOL.(joke)

Putting quote tags around a username and then typing whatever you feel like doesn't qualify as funny.

jim109109
05-27-2008, 05:00 PM
Putting quote tags around a username and then typing whatever you feel like doesn't qualify as funny.

RAINBOW BBQ SAUCE

JohnnyNemesis
05-27-2008, 05:53 PM
I haven't been paying much attention, but I'm starting to think that this jim guy really sucks.

jim109109
05-27-2008, 06:56 PM
I haven't been paying much attention, but I'm starting to think that this jim guy really sucks.

You're right, I do suck.
Your dad.
In his office.
Position 69.

Remember when your mom told you she "left your dad since he cheated on her with another lady"?
It wasn't a lady.

coke_a_holic
05-27-2008, 07:05 PM
This is so dumb.

Jim you've never had sex in your life and you're 13 years old; stop trying so hard and just kill yourself already.

Does your garage have rafters?

jim109109
05-27-2008, 07:48 PM
This is so dumb.

Jim you've never had sex in your life and you're 13 years old; stop trying so hard and just kill yourself already.

Does your garage have rafters?

Before I kill myself, I'll be sure to track you down using your IP address and kill you. I'll tie you to a chair, then I'll take a knife and plunge it through your stomach. I'll eat your guts and intestines while you watch me with horror. Next, I'll extract your left eye from its socket. I'll fuck your eye socket and ejaculate inside your brain. Finally, I'll get everyone you ever cared for, rape them in front of you, then kill them. By then, you will be dead, and THEN I'll kill myself. No, actually, even then I won't kill myself, I'll hide the evidence and go back to my life like if nothing happened.

coke_a_holic
05-27-2008, 08:04 PM
You're 13 years old.

Does your garage have rafters? (anyone still have that picture that Justin used to post all the time?)

jim109109
05-27-2008, 08:11 PM
listen up ladies and gents time for a big blob of text lacking punctuation and polish which is in general quite boring and probably more interesting for me to write than anyone to read it if anyone reads it really you really have to have no life to even have gotten this far so imagine the rest ok but here i go then ill take a gun and hunt your whole family starting with your grandfather your grandmother your aunt your uncle your brother and whoever else may be contained in that ugly and quite frankly gay family of yours once i find all these people and ill still be holding my gun by the way ill shoot them until they all go to hell because anyone which is part of your family is bound to go to hell thats just logic and guess where ill bury their bodies in a pet cemetery so they can come back to life and be zombies like in that book by stephen king or also that song by the ramones which is based on the book anyway so lets just say that its like the book shall we also we must note that the book contains an intentional spelling error in the word cemetery which is spelled semetary or something in the book due to a spelling mistake made by children who had made a signpost or something in front of the cemetery or should i say semetary lol cents of humour or dollars of humour cents or dollars wait where was i oh yeah describing what the fuck i was going to do with your family members well to explain that i have a special guest for you folks his name is bruce willis hey bruce wassap homie dawg yo yo yo dawg wassup mann i liked your last movie yah man ok so bruceh boy whats up um well good question jim but id say my dick is up right now and perhaps you would like to touch it or something well hey bruce sorry to disappoint you but im not in the mood but jim youre always in the mood yeah true lets do it ok so we do it but after we do it we come back to the discussion which was about pandas did you ever notice that pandas are gay hell they even wear eyeliner and theyre becoming extinct for the very reason of their homosexuality INTERMISSION COCK COCK DICK PENIS INTERMISSION well that sums up part one of my post on to part two i say wow i suppose i should really get a life shouldnt i well i guess i should get your life to start with heh ill get it by killing you bitch killing you with a knife because guns dont inflict enough pain in my opinion ill cut off every finger and every toe of your body ill then cut off your testicles and dick ill peel your skin off until you lose your two first layers of skin and only have the pinkish eerie layer left and your whole body will be burning and you will cry and pray that you hadnt messed with me i will laugh and feel no remorse because you deserve it yes you deserve it you fucking moron then ill ignite you and watch as you scream and twist in flames your whole body then ill extinguish your defaced body and cut it into several parts ill send each part to a person you know and love ill send your head to your parents and each one of your legs will be sent to one of your two friends because god knows you dont have any more than that and ill also send your arms torso and everything to different people your mother will cry and suffer so much at your death and shell call the number i left with your head and shell cry and then ill say oh my poor woman im so sorry and shell cry even more and then ill buy a disguise and pretend to be you and walk in her front door so shell be like yay im so happy to see you and ill hug her and while shes hugging me ill be holding a knife behind her back and ill stab it in her back her eyes will open wide in shock and terror and the last thing she will think while dying is that her own son has murdered her

Cock Joke
05-27-2008, 08:39 PM
Does your garage have rafters?

If I have to hear that one more time..........!!!!!!!!!

jk

Paint_It_Black
05-28-2008, 12:26 AM
ha that person admitted they were stupid, how stupid.......LOL.(joke)

If you have to include "LOL" in your post AND still feel the need to point out you are making a joke you should probably just give up.

Does your garage have rafters? Can Jim come over and play?

iPunk247
05-28-2008, 12:52 AM
Hilary Duff & Avril Lavigne & Rihanna & Alicia Keys & Megan Fox & [MYSELF] :eek: FUCKABLE Mexican / American / Punk Style !!

medi01
05-28-2008, 04:07 AM
Can Jim come over and play?

Sure - who is jim?

Criss
05-28-2008, 05:23 AM
listen up ladies and gents time for a big blob of text lacking punctuation and polish which is in general quite boring and probably more interesting for me to write than anyone to read it if anyone reads it really you really have to have no life to even have gotten this far so imagine the rest ok but here i go then ill take a gun and hunt your whole family starting with your grandfather your grandmother your aunt your uncle your brother and whoever else may be contained in that ugly and quite frankly gay family of yours once i find all these people and ill still be holding my gun by the way ill shoot them until they all go to hell because anyone which is part of your family is bound to go to hell thats just logic and guess where ill bury their bodies in a pet cemetery so they can come back to life and be zombies like in that book by stephen king or also that song by the ramones which is based on the book anyway so lets just say that its like the book shall we also we must note that the book contains an intentional spelling error in the word cemetery which is spelled semetary or something in the book due to a spelling mistake made by children who had made a signpost or something in front of the cemetery or should i say semetary lol cents of humour or dollars of humour cents or dollars wait where was i oh yeah describing what the fuck i was going to do with your family members well to explain that i have a special guest for you folks his name is bruce willis hey bruce wassap homie dawg yo yo yo dawg wassup mann i liked your last movie yah man ok so bruceh boy whats up um well good question jim but id say my dick is up right now and perhaps you would like to touch it or something well hey bruce sorry to disappoint you but im not in the mood but jim youre always in the mood yeah true lets do it ok so we do it but after we do it we come back to the discussion which was about pandas did you ever notice that pandas are gay hell they even wear eyeliner and theyre becoming extinct for the very reason of their homosexuality INTERMISSION COCK COCK DICK PENIS INTERMISSION well that sums up part one of my post on to part two i say wow i suppose i should really get a life shouldnt i well i guess i should get your life to start with heh ill get it by killing you bitch killing you with a knife because guns dont inflict enough pain in my opinion ill cut off every finger and every toe of your body ill then cut off your testicles and dick ill peel your skin off until you lose your two first layers of skin and only have the pinkish eerie layer left and your whole body will be burning and you will cry and pray that you hadnt messed with me i will laugh and feel no remorse because you deserve it yes you deserve it you fucking moron then ill ignite you and watch as you scream and twist in flames your whole body then ill extinguish your defaced body and cut it into several parts ill send each part to a person you know and love ill send your head to your parents and each one of your legs will be sent to one of your two friends because god knows you dont have any more than that and ill also send your arms torso and everything to different people your mother will cry and suffer so much at your death and shell call the number i left with your head and shell cry and then ill say oh my poor woman im so sorry and shell cry even more and then ill buy a disguise and pretend to be you and walk in her front door so shell be like yay im so happy to see you and ill hug her and while shes hugging me ill be holding a knife behind her back and ill stab it in her back her eyes will open wide in shock and terror and the last thing she will think while dying is that her own son has murdered her

Please tell me you C&P this text... otherwie you would be complete moron...

JohnnyNemesis
05-28-2008, 07:09 AM
Does your garage have rafters?


nevar 4get

nieh
05-28-2008, 07:38 AM
I like how this site is one of only two things that come up when you google that phrase.

Cock Joke
05-28-2008, 06:54 PM
Does your garage have rafters? Can Jim come over and play?

You gotta keep 'em separated!

Jakebert
05-28-2008, 10:58 PM
Is it 1day yet?


...wait.

Llamas
05-28-2008, 11:44 PM
Is it 1day yet?


...wait.

oh mannnnn I miss goona. ;)

Duskygrin
06-01-2008, 03:54 PM
Jim, you been reading too much Derek Raymond's.

Alison
06-01-2008, 04:29 PM
Angelina Jolie.