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Endymion
05-20-2006, 07:09 PM
so i was downloading some Gang Wizard earlier today on soulseek and someone had started to download some Weburn from me (it's from a collection of 162 tracks) so i figured i'd leave soulseek on at least long enough for this guy to finish the collection. so it's sitting there and after a few hours i get this message from a guy by the name of CitizenErased who says "Fuck you, you greedy mother fucker leeching son of a bitch paedophile!"

no idea while. i had a number of people downloading (four at a time) from my pool of ~7.6k tracks, and zero downloads, so i'm not sure where the leeching part came from. the paedophile i can only imagine comes from having a folder "child pornography" in my shared stuff. you know, because child pornography is the name of a los angeles electro-noise band. but it was interesting nonetheless.

so go ahead and talk about crazy shit you've been accused of.

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-20-2006, 07:11 PM
At work once I was accused of being a "sick cross-dressing fag", and then advised to "get a sex change if you want to grow your hair that fucking long".

Um.

Endymion
05-20-2006, 07:14 PM
long hair = cross dressing?

oh wow, i've been cross dressing for a looong time.

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-20-2006, 07:14 PM
We should both get a sex change. Maybe if we do it together we'll get money off?

Endymion
05-20-2006, 07:17 PM
oh sweet, a twofer!

HornyPope
05-20-2006, 07:18 PM
Speaking of insane accusations, I hope you caught this little satire (http://donnysblog.com/one-month-of-torrents-is-worth-more-than-the-gdp-of-france-riaa-rant.php) on digg.

RIAA is actually under-estimating the numbers cites as losses for the music industry. The real number is in fact greater than the combined GDP of France.

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-20-2006, 07:18 PM
I'm a student with money problems. We need to go for cheap deals. So I'm thinking a footpump for the breasts and a hacksaw down low.

0r4ng3
05-20-2006, 07:18 PM
My friend once accused me of being Satanist because I was wearing a Bad Religion shirt.

JohnnyNemesis
05-20-2006, 07:20 PM
so go ahead and talk about crazy shit you've been accused of.

Being white :(

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-20-2006, 07:21 PM
Go and buy a Porsche, WHITE BOY! Wanna play some GOLF? LOLOLOLOL

Endymion
05-20-2006, 07:24 PM
My friend once accused me of being Satanist because I was wearing a Bad Religion shirt.
a friend of mine totally flipped out back in high school because i had that stupid afi shirt with a pentagram on it on. it was in the middle of physics--during a lecture--and he all the sudden starts shouting about how i'm the spawn of satan etc etc. it was nuts. and he's asian, which was all the more weird.

hp: i'd missed it, but that's pretty classy.

sKratch
05-20-2006, 10:39 PM
I feel like I've been accused of something crazy, but when I think about it, I'm coming up with nothing. I'm not cool enough I guess :[

Lizardus
05-20-2006, 11:41 PM
I get accused of being a sociopath by friends, famyly , psicologists...
Honestly i don't know where that comes from.

FrancoDaHui
05-20-2006, 11:54 PM
My friend once accused me of being Satanist because I was wearing a Bad Religion shirt.

hahahahaha i've been there too, but my grandma told me that


that little bitch

the_GoDdEsS
05-21-2006, 12:11 AM
I've been accused of being a psychotic bitch with anger management problems, a beast, a tease and apparently an arrogant woman. :( Actually when people accuse me of things I have nothing to do with I go psycho on them.

Izie
05-21-2006, 03:00 AM
I've been accused of being crazy, but I am crazy. Same goes for being a bitch, arrogant, posessive/jealous, manipulative, needy and a snob. Come to think of it, I've never been accused of something I'm NOT.

Except by my mother. She told me I was anorexic. Whatta load of bull.

Nina
05-21-2006, 03:06 AM
I was accused of being a murderer because I listened to "Wait & Bleed" by Slipknot (and ONLY that song cause I hate the rest).

Right.

Oh, and I was accused of being fat, several times. In a very serious manner, too. People are slightly insane.

Tizzalicious
05-21-2006, 03:13 AM
I was thrown out of middle school for being aggressive, and dangerous to society.

Their evidence?

I wrote a song about how much I hated the show Seinfeld, and wouldn't mind hurting Jerry Seinfeld.

My anti-semitism has steadily grown since that day.

- WCM

p.s. now I'm a closet seinfeld fan I think.

Sin Studly
05-21-2006, 03:59 AM
I've been accused of being anorexic too.

Stupid person, everybody else knows only women are lame enough to be anorexic.

T-6005
05-21-2006, 07:12 AM
Actually, I've also been accused of being anorexic.

ofsmurfsandpixies
05-21-2006, 07:51 AM
Being white :(


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHITE DEVIL

killer_queen
05-21-2006, 07:56 AM
I've been accused for being extremely arrogant, extremly mean and extremely nice. I said it before, people don't know me.

Mentally_Challenged
05-21-2006, 07:59 AM
I've been accused several times of being a slut O.o Along with being accused of being arrogant, bitchy, a man and an idiot.

0r4ng3
05-21-2006, 08:00 AM
I'm always accused of being a nervous wreck, and it's always true.

sKratch
05-21-2006, 08:43 AM
Blah blah blah, things that all girls commonly get accused of shouldn't count. This is about craAAaAAAaaaAAaAazy accusations!

0r4ng3
05-21-2006, 08:47 AM
I was once accused of being a ninja. I threw a shuriken at the accuser to silence them.

Andy
05-21-2006, 08:51 AM
I was once accused of being a ninja. I threw a shuriken at the accuser to silence them.
Haha, brilliant.

I've been accused of drinking too much (by my parents), of being a fat lazy slob (by everybody I meet), and an emotionally retarded loser (by most of my ex-girlfriends).

Rinoa
05-21-2006, 08:52 AM
I've been accused of being an alcoholic.

But the best accusation was when I was in college. My best friend needed help as one of his male friends was hitting on him, so my best friend told his buddy "in confidence" that he was engaged to me and that I was also pregnant. This fella that was hitting on my best friend then decided to tell a few other people in college. It soon spread like wild fire to my real boyfriend who I hadn't mentioned my best friend's stunt to (oops). Although my boyfriend didn't believe the pregnancy and engagement parts he did believe that I'd been cheating on him with my best friend. I think I left college (and my now ex-boyfriend) with that accusation still looming over my head, haha.

All About Eve
05-21-2006, 08:53 AM
I've only been accused of the boring stuff, like fat, nerdy, gay, etc.

JoY
05-21-2006, 11:10 AM
of snorting cocaine.
by my own mother.

just try to imagine how completely irrational, egocentric, self-absorbed & disturbed I could be as a teen.

I've also been accused of being an anorexic, which is hilarious, because AND I love food, AND I'd eat the planet if it wouldn't make me fatties, AND I'm actually not skinny at all. more leaning towards chubby, than skinny.

then I was accused of being an alcoholic by several people, which wasn't *that* superfar off the truth & kind of explains the first accusation.

JoY
05-21-2006, 11:26 AM
I'm often accused of being posh, which I kind of am a little, but not so much as many would like to think. I'd hate to shatter their illusion though. being accused of being posh is funniez.

I once was accused to being hateful towards foreign people, when it just depends on the person. to work on my nerves takes quite some annoyingness anyway. even Anton couldn't tick me off the first 15 months & he's from an entire different planet!

I've been accused of being lazy, unmotivated, uninterested & indifferent towards the things I put the most effort into. some things don't come easy to me. seems human, natural & pretty fucking normal to me.

*scratches head* I've been accused of quite a lot, thinking of it. also of immensely ridiculous shit. I was hardly ever accused of things that were actually correct. or they were correct, but not in the context at hand.

Andy
05-21-2006, 11:30 AM
I've been accused of being a "grumpy man". That, however, is true.

JoY
05-21-2006, 11:34 AM
I've been accused of being the chick from Self Esteem.
now that's bad. & it was entirely unfair.

Endymion
05-21-2006, 12:21 PM
so apparently i'm a monster for telling a ten year old girl that one can't get pregnant from rape.

Vera
05-21-2006, 12:27 PM
I've been accused of being the chick from Self Esteem.
now that's bad. & it was entirely unfair.
But he knows, he's being used. That's okay man, 'cause he likes the abuse.

JoY
05-21-2006, 02:01 PM
argh, that song got to me every time, even after we broke up. just deep-rooted frustration.

JohnnyNemesis
05-21-2006, 02:03 PM
*wonders why she sleeps with my friends*

*really thinks it's better this way*

notoriousdoc
05-21-2006, 02:08 PM
I was called an "insensitive rape wizard" once.))

Endymion
05-21-2006, 02:14 PM
i put on my robe and wizard hat

Vera
05-21-2006, 02:14 PM
*wonders why she sleeps with my friends*

*really thinks it's better this way*
Late at night, she knocks on my door, drunk again and looking to score...

Paint_It_Black
05-21-2006, 02:29 PM
I was once waiting for my sandwich at a Subway with a friend when the girl working there accused us both of faking our english accents. She seemed absolutely convinced of it, and got quite worked up. Eventually we got our sandwiches and sat down to eat them, but before long she came over and quite aggressively informed us that she often does fake accents with her friends when ordering food and so we most definitely were not fooling anyone. We considered showing her our passports before we left but she'd disappeared. It was quite strange and amusing.

Mota Boy
05-21-2006, 06:48 PM
I've been accused of being half black before. I was working in a CD store at the time, so when the man said "You mixed?" I first thought he was asking something about mix tapes. When I finally got what he was implying, I laughed and said "Nah man." At which point he kinda squinted his eyes at me and then declared. "Well, someone was foolin' around!"

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-21-2006, 06:50 PM
Both of the above stories were absolutely fantastic, especially Mota's.

All About Eve
05-21-2006, 07:25 PM
I was once waiting for my sandwich at a Subway with a friend when the girl working there accused us both of faking our english accents. She seemed absolutely convinced of it, and got quite worked up. Eventually we got our sandwiches and sat down to eat them, but before long she came over and quite aggressively informed us that she often does fake accents with her friends when ordering food and so we most definitely were not fooling anyone. We considered showing her our passports before we left but she'd disappeared. It was quite strange and amusing.
When I was like 12, we had an exchange student come, that I didn't know was an exchange student, and thinking I had heard her talk before, I accused her of lying. I was uber embarassed later.

Tizzalicious
05-21-2006, 11:22 PM
Being a manipulative bitch, making up my migraines, being arrogant (seriously, wtf?), being anorexic, being a slut. I also liked "whining about having migraines but not going out to fix it". Right. And whining about being fat but still eating!

Tizzalicious
05-22-2006, 01:56 AM
Ironically, when Tizz was accused of eating too much, and of being anorexic, it was an accusation from the same person. Vicky. What a jealous, petty person.

- WCM

Nina
05-22-2006, 07:42 AM
Haha, I remember every single one of those, Tizz.

Tizzalicious
05-22-2006, 09:15 AM
I was such an overeating anorexic bitch back then.

Andy
05-22-2006, 01:50 PM
On the same day a couple of months ago I was accused of being from Scotland, Germany, Canada ... And Stoke.

Completely and utterly true. I was hanging around with foreign types. It seemed people just couldn't accept that I was a Brummie "dayn sawf". Stupid people. I mean, Stoke! Christ.

EDIT: Just remembered that the German thing was on a different occasion.

JoY
05-22-2006, 04:11 PM
the things Vicky called Tizz were pathetic, ridiculous & I personally thought it was most hilarious when she did everything she could to look as much as Tizz as possible & accused Tizz of wanting to look like her. I think that was the best part of her entire bbs-history. of course not to mention her website "WILLEM IS GOD", right after we broke up.

I don't know when I found her more pathetic. when she told Willem she'd been crawling drunk on a high way screaming out his name when we just started dating, her saying she would never eat again if she couldn't have him, her attempts to make me leave him & convince me he was bad for me, her attempts to make me hate Tizz & Tizz Willem, or the way she threw herself into his arms after he instantly became single. what did she fucking want? that he'd end up all alone, just like her, as the two last people on earth anyone would like to know, FINALLY having something in common & a good basis to screw the hell out of each other? it kind of makes me laugh, but it also leaves me with a sick feeling in my stomach. I think it actually might be the total lack of sympathy.

speaking of weird accusations: I was accused by Vicky of not really being pregnant - just a little bit pregnant. the same went for being raped.

wow, that was.. refreshing.

JohnnyNemesis
05-22-2006, 06:06 PM
I'm sorry I brought her up, and unwittingly brought back all those bad memories :(

Rag Doll
05-22-2006, 06:15 PM
no overly odd accusations...slut, arrogant, snob, high maintenance, home wrecker, tease, bitch. some are totally far off, others...not so far off. the weirdest was that i'm a hypochondriac and fake everything that's wrong with me. even after i had surgery for some problems, i'm still a hypochondriac....wtf.

PiB's is the best. gotta say.

JoY
05-23-2006, 04:41 AM
I'm sorry I brought her up, and unwittingly brought back all those bad memories :(
it's fine, don't worry about it. no one but me can bring up such memories anyway & like I said, it was pretty fucking refreshing. ;]

Nina
05-23-2006, 06:05 AM
& I personally thought it was most hilarious when she did everything she could to look as much as Tizz as possible & accused Tizz of wanting to look like her.

Holy shit, I forgot about that! That really WAS funny, because it was simply untrue. Haha it made me shake my head for quite a while (not constantly, thanks :/ )

JoY
05-23-2006, 06:47 AM
oh yes, a great moment in time. The Best in her entire bbs carreer.
*is still giggling & shaking her head thinking of it*

Tizzalicious
05-23-2006, 07:06 AM
Wait...you guys are saying you don't know I only wanted to lose weight so I'd look more like her so Willem would want me?

JoY
05-23-2006, 07:35 AM
HAH, I knew it! finally you're admitting to it. also, you KNEW Vicky would die her hair pink & that's the only reason you decided years earlier that you would too. the exact same goes for clothing. you're such a sneaky bitch, I tell you. when you bought the same skirt as Vicky, I wuz lyke, OMG SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE VICKY!

lost_nvrfound
05-23-2006, 07:55 AM
the only thing i've been accused of that wasn't true, was last spring, bout a week before 4/20. my bro walks into my room, sniffs the air, and walks off to get my mom and inform her that i had been smokin weed in my bedroom, alone at night, on the phone with the one person who made me fear being caught smokin. And when tried to deny it, he goes "then why does your room smell like pot?" and my mom turns and looks at him "it doesn't smell like pot. smells like somethin, but not pot"

HAHAHA! idiot

who the fuck smokes alone anyways? wheres the fun in that? especially since i couldn't drive last spring.

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-23-2006, 08:21 AM
of course not to mention her website "WILLEM IS GOD", right after we broke up.

WHAT? This is new to me.

JoY
05-23-2006, 12:43 PM
I so should've saved a link to it.

Sunny
05-23-2006, 12:48 PM
homewrecker/boyfriend stealer is by far the best i've got.
oh and slut, attention whore, etc, all related to the first accusation.


i might be an attention whore, but come the fuck on.

killer_queen
05-23-2006, 12:50 PM
I've just been accused for being an attention whore and it made me really sad. I am, though. In an extreme way.

Sunny
05-23-2006, 12:52 PM
i firmly believe everyone is an attention whore to some degree. most people want to be noticed, OMG HOW HORRIBLE >:O

Paint_It_Black
05-23-2006, 01:03 PM
i firmly believe everyone is an attention whore to some degree. most people want to be noticed, OMG HOW HORRIBLE >:O

Well said.

sKratch
05-23-2006, 01:31 PM
Blah blah blah, things that all girls commonly get accused of shouldn't count. This is about craAAaAAAaaaAAaAazy accusations!
zogm teh qft!

Vera
05-23-2006, 01:43 PM
w0rd, sKratch. Ladies, I know it's all ridiculous that we've all been called bitches and ho's and homos and back-stabbing slutbag tart-wenches but it's not particularly, well, weird or funny like the accusation that started this thread.

I got accused of something today at work but it was only mildly amusing and it'd be sort of a lengthy story so I shan't bother.

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-23-2006, 01:44 PM
I once got accused of being sKratch.

Nina
05-23-2006, 01:44 PM
that's tragic :(:(

0r4ng3
05-23-2006, 01:52 PM
Someone once accused me of being a zombie, so I got angry and ate their brains.