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TheUnholyNightbringer
05-21-2006, 06:30 PM
Forsake your devil music, heathens! (http://www.av1611.org/rock.html)

Endymion
05-21-2006, 06:33 PM
i'm actually a practicing satanist. virgin sacrifices and all that good stuff.

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-21-2006, 06:39 PM
Better repent, or av1611.org will write a scathing page about you.

Actually, you being a satanist makes sense. Your flowing red hair is symbolic of your love for the eternal fires of hell.

Coolz.

Jakebert
05-21-2006, 06:49 PM
I'm not gonna lie, when I hear Bon Jovi, all I can do is think "HAIL SATAN!"

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-21-2006, 06:51 PM
Hahaha, I thought that was brilliant. If I ever become a recording artist, I'm gonna do all nice, happy songs, and then at the end of one song, whisper "Satan". Just to see if I get a mention.

Jakebert
05-21-2006, 06:57 PM
The song "Sympathy for the Devil" by the Rolling Stones, is the official anthem for the Church of Satan.

This is probably my favorite line from the whole thing, especially since the Church of Satan doesn't even actually worship Satan.

P.S.- I'm not a Satanist or anything, I just love reading about religion.

nieh
05-21-2006, 06:58 PM
Hahaha, I thought that was brilliant. If I ever become a recording artist, I'm gonna do all nice, happy songs, and then at the end of one song, whisper "Satan". Just to see if I get a mention.

My friend and I had an idea for a band called Bubblegum Kisses that would play bright, happy, bubblegum-pop singing very subtly about loving and being loved by Satan. Then she stabbed me in the back, stole the band name with another friend of hers and turned it into a shitty amaturish techno/screamo thing that sings about cake and breastmilk. =,0(

Sinister
05-21-2006, 06:58 PM
oh noez, we're all going to hell :eek:

Mota Boy
05-21-2006, 07:00 PM
Hah! (http://www.av1611.org/rockdead.html)

I already learned the awful truth about rock from Jack Chick (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0034/0034_01.asp).

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-21-2006, 07:00 PM
Wynona loved her Satan and
she worshipped all the time
She killed a goat one day, and it occured to her
It might be a HEATHEN SIGN

Cool, Primus = Satan. It's subtle, but there.

nieh
05-21-2006, 07:01 PM
This is probably my favorite line from the whole thing, especially since the Church of Satan doesn't even actually worship Satan.

P.S.- I'm not a Satanist or anything, I just love reading about religion.

I fucking hate that. You're not really a Satanist if you don't worship Satan. That's why it's called Satanism. They're just using the "satanism" name to gain more attention. It's like people that claim to be anarchists that say there will be some sort of governing body to maintain things and enforce certain rules and to maintain the value of money when that's not anarchy. *waits for Sky to post saying I'm wrong*

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-21-2006, 07:03 PM
Hah! (http://www.av1611.org/rockdead.html)


For their rock is not as our Rock,. . .
Deuteronomy 32:31

That's the best. "And God did foresee the creation of Iron Maiden, and he was angry, and did curse that band, claiming it to be inferior to The Kinks!"

Jakebert
05-21-2006, 07:05 PM
Yeah, the Church of Satan is the single most hypocritical religion on the face of the Earth, hands down.

I want to see one of these sites dissect "I Am the Walrus" or something like that. I think that'd be hilarious.

Mota Boy
05-21-2006, 07:13 PM
Oh God, this site just keeps getting better (http://www.av1611.org/crock/pod.html).

Mota Boy
05-21-2006, 07:16 PM
That's the best. "And God did foresee the creation of Iron Maiden, and he was angry, and did curse that band, claiming it to be inferior to The Kinks!"
Ha!

I love. I just *love* how they take a genre that's so new some of the original stars are still touring (it also includes rappers), looks over the tens of thousands of people involved in the industry, and claims that it's found proof God is smiting them.

It's going to be funny if they continue to maintain it and see the average age at death slowly rise ove the next few decades. "Oh no! The devil is winning!!!!!"

Jakebert
05-21-2006, 07:17 PM
The page about hell is pretty funny.


National Geographic magazine truthfully titled their story on Volcanoes "Going To Hell". When PBS did a series on The Savage Earth, one episode was titled "Hell's Crust: Our Everchanging Planet". Everything we know. Everything we observe. Echoes the truth of a place called hell.

opivy21
05-21-2006, 07:18 PM
Well, the only band on that list that I listen to is Suicidal Tendencies, and the song that was talked about never struck me as being about satan.

All About Eve
05-21-2006, 07:21 PM
Wtf, what metal fan listens to lyrics?

Jebus
05-21-2006, 07:25 PM
Yay for sweet sounding satanic songs! (http://media.putfile.com/Paul-Gilbert---I-Am-Satan)


Wtf, what metal fan listens to lyrics?
troof

Endymion
05-21-2006, 07:29 PM
My friend and I had an idea for a band called Bubblegum Kisses that would play bright, happy, bubblegum-pop singing very subtly about loving and being loved by Satan. Then she stabbed me in the back, stole the band name with another friend of hers and turned it into a shitty amaturish techno/screamo thing that sings about cake and breastmilk. =,0(
can i get a demo or something?

nieh
05-21-2006, 07:34 PM
can i get a demo or something?

http://www.myspace.com/thebubblegumkisses

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-21-2006, 07:52 PM
Wtf, what metal fan listens to lyrics?

That's a very good point.

JohnnyNemesis
05-21-2006, 07:57 PM
I love how P.O.D. could ever be considered dangerous in any form whatsoever <3

All About Eve
05-21-2006, 07:58 PM
Rolling Stones really get my blood flowing.. and that of others!

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-21-2006, 07:59 PM
Oh man, it's just amazing. POD r demonz!

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-21-2006, 08:23 PM
I sent the site the link to this thread. I want a reaction.

Btw, EVEN SANTA'S THE DEVIL!! (http://www.av1611.org/othpubls/santa.html)

nieh
05-21-2006, 08:24 PM
I sent the site the link to this thread. I want a reaction.

Btw, EVEN SANTA'S THE DEVIL!! (http://www.av1611.org/othpubls/santa.html)

Of course. If you switch the letters around his name even spells Satan.

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-21-2006, 08:25 PM
Satan Claus is coming to town. TO FEAST ON YOUR SOUL!!

nieh
05-21-2006, 08:28 PM
The Satan Clause:
Tim Allen is accidentally responsible for Satan's death and must take the throne as the Prince of Darkness. A heartwarming and soul-burning comedy that's fun for the whole family.

All About Eve
05-21-2006, 08:28 PM
I like how they don't mention Santa was derived from an actual church figure, can't remember if he was a preist, cardinal, bishop or what, though.

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-21-2006, 08:29 PM
They do. They just discredit the story.

JohnnyNemesis
05-21-2006, 08:30 PM
I've actually always hated Santa for being evil, even before my family went super-Christian. It was crazy, because the reasoning for this that I cooked up in my little 6-year old head was pretty much the gist of what I learned in church: he distracted from Christ on Christmas, and that was bad.

Anyway, now I know better, and I dislike Santa for better reasons.

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-21-2006, 08:30 PM
You know Santa's not real, right?

And I hate him for good reasons too. He listens to Slayer and he's gonna knife everyone's family. National Geographic said so in a documentary about volcano's.

Seriously, this site has to be a joke.

coke_a_holic
05-21-2006, 08:42 PM
Santa is a member of POD and the reindeer he rides are actually 3 headed dogs who screech with the song that will end the earth.

Endymion
05-21-2006, 10:49 PM
http://www.myspace.com/thebubblegumkisses
no where near as good as that combination of genres can be. the post office gals, anyone?

nieh
05-22-2006, 06:47 AM
no where near as good as that combination of genres can be. the post office gals, anyone?

Never heard the post office gals, but I did make a point to mention that Bubblegum Kisses = shitty and amaturish.

Marco
05-22-2006, 11:25 AM
Dexter says. Great.....satan in tehran

BREAK
05-22-2006, 11:38 AM
I already learned the awful truth about rock from Jack Chick (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0034/0034_01.asp).

We're gonna rock, rock, rock, rock, ROCK with the ROCK!!!!

Jack Chick > everyone.

notoriousdoc
05-22-2006, 11:43 AM
Let’s get something straight – the Lord Jesus Christ was NOT A RASTAFARIAN!

Gold. Fucking gold.

Anya82
05-22-2006, 01:07 PM
that's so true!! I'm going to throw away all my beliefs and praise satan just because i listen to rock...


oh, maaaan! I'm going to hell... fuck! nothing i've done matters... my weekly mass, helping others... all that doesn't matter... i'm going to hell cause i listen to rock.... :(

Andy
05-22-2006, 01:57 PM
That page was hilarious. It makes you wonder why people laugh at this kind of extreme, well, stupidity.

Vera
05-22-2006, 02:20 PM
Hey guys I notice one very devilicious band missing truly an awful lacking!!! Where da fuck is da Ofspring?? Hello, DEMONS??? BEHEADED. :mad: :mad: fuckers forgettin the best satanic band ever!!!

Demon_of_Debauchery
05-22-2006, 02:24 PM
I'm surprised My God by Pennywise wasn't mentioned.

no_way
05-22-2006, 02:57 PM
Holy shit dudes, we're all evil
Forsake your devil music, heathens! (http://www.av1611.org/rock.html)

We are. No one can trust. No one can share. No one can be his/her-self anymore. No one cares about each other. No one can relate to anyone else. That's the way things go.

All About Eve
05-22-2006, 04:13 PM
A Depeche Mode reference would have put it (more) over the top.