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Sin Studly
05-22-2006, 01:06 PM
The worst thing about driving her from the forums in shame is that 15 minutes later you wanna do it all over again.

Does anyone still keep in contact with her? Bring her back.

JohnnyNemesis
05-22-2006, 01:08 PM
That reminds me: Poles are Nordic.

Sin Studly
05-22-2006, 01:18 PM
Fuck you, Paki.

the_GoDdEsS
05-22-2006, 01:20 PM
It makes me wanna cut in the shower.

no_way
05-22-2006, 01:21 PM
Who the hell is Jenny?

Izie
05-22-2006, 01:30 PM
It makes me wanna cut in the shower.

And to think we were actually nice to her in that thread.

Like, for real.

JohnnyNemesis
05-22-2006, 01:36 PM
Who the hell is Jenny?

Self-hating Polish Jew who claimed that Hitler didn't want Poles dead and hated "niggers" and "Pakis" yet had a secret crush on a Paki member of the BBS.

Oh, and she denied that the Holocaust ever happened.

And she never said any of these things until the person she hated most (Sin Studly) convinced her that she should have the courage to say whatever the fuck she wants on here...so she did. Then when we condemned her, she accused us of being brainwashed.

Then she lashed out against Sin Studly, and when we pointed out how lame she was being, she accused us of following him because he's "our leader"...even though the whole reason she was openly racist rather than hiding it was because she followed him in the first place.

Finally, in her last post, she realized how fucked up her reputation was, so she claimed that the name "Jenny" was a random name of some girl at school and that she made the whole persona up. By then, however, no one gave a shit anymore.

Man, my memory is great.

Sin Studly
05-22-2006, 01:39 PM
You left out the two most important parts.

Firstly, I didn't just convince her to say what she thought. She used to be vocally anti-Nazi. I indoctrinated her in to Nazism myself.

Secondly, the reason she left the board wasn't because everyone thought she was an idiot for the Holocaust-denial. She still hung around a little while after that. She fled in shame because I convinced 90% of the board she was Jewish.

I don't remember her claiming she made up the persona, though.

JohnnyNemesis
05-22-2006, 01:42 PM
Firstly, I didn't just convince her to say what she thought. She used to be vocally anti-Nazi. I indoctrinated her in to Nazism myself.

HAAAAAAAAA!

I didn't know that! Pertinent information.


Secondly, the reason she left the board wasn't because everyone thought she was an idiot for the Holocaust-denial. She still hung around a little while after that. She fled in shame because I convinced 90% of the board she was Jewish.

I stand corrected. I forgot to add that, we had no 100% conclusive evidence that she was Jewish, but the argument was so strong that she STILL left the BBS in shame. EL OH FUCKING EL.


I don't remember her claiming she made up the persona, though.

It was in a random "what is your real name?" thread or something, and I belive only Per and I even caught it, as we were the only ones to respond to her in it. Give it a looksee.

no_way
05-22-2006, 01:43 PM
Self-hating Polish Jew blah blah blah my memory is great.

:eek: ...Hell it is. Ok... I don't think I belong here anyway...

Vera
05-22-2006, 01:50 PM
Finally, in her last post, she realized how fucked up her reputation was, so she claimed that the name "Jenny" was a random name of some girl at school and that she made the whole persona up. By then, however, no one gave a shit anymore.
I don't remember this at all. Linky?

Paint_It_Black
05-22-2006, 01:56 PM
It was in a random "what is your real name?" thread or something, and I belive only Per and I even caught it, as we were the only ones to respond to her in it. Give it a looksee.

I remember that. It was the final gift from our beloved Jenny.

JohnnyNemesis
05-22-2006, 01:56 PM
I don't remember this at all. Linky?

I made a mistake: it was in JoY's "as open and honest as possible" thread:

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showpost.php?p=564720&postcount=125
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showpost.php?p=564723&postcount=127

And that's the last we heard of her :(

Vera
05-22-2006, 02:00 PM
It's been fun

Oh was it ever. Oh was it.

wheelchairman
05-22-2006, 02:06 PM
Wow Johnny your memory IS good.

JohnnyNemesis
05-22-2006, 02:09 PM
Indeed it is. I just pwned the very idea of forgetfulness there.

HeadAroundU
05-22-2006, 02:09 PM
I miss EROS. :(

Sin Studly
05-22-2006, 02:15 PM
Seriously though, we need Jenny back.

Tired_Of_You
05-22-2006, 02:26 PM
There's surely someone who has her msn. I think Maria used to talk to her (maybe she still does?), but it doesn't change anything. I don't think she would come back here even for one little post.

Sin Studly
05-22-2006, 03:13 PM
She's never on MSN.

Anyways, for Ricky's (and anybody elses) entertainment, I'll tell the story of how I got rid of her.

So, after prolonged antagonisation between us I started being more friendly to her, not ridiculing her at every opportunity. I added her to MSN, and although she was cautious and suspicious at first, I asked for a translation of some phrase in Latin.

That was enough. Over a few weeks I asked her for a few more translations. I started asking questions about Classics, and displayed my limited knowledge. She was, of course, delighted to educate me on the more basic points of classical studies. Naturally, I skimread everything and didn't learn a fucking thing.

Eventually, I started steering the conversation towards other things ; weed at first, since I knew that was her only other interest, then to her sense of British Nationalism.

The inevitable question came, naturally. The question everybody asks. "You're an intelligent guy, how can you be a Nazi?". Now, I knew she was a closet racist already, and I knew she was a nationalist, and a spoiled bitch who resented the fact that her parents had to pay taxes for social welfare services. I gave her a basic run-down of my National Socialist beliefs, carefully avoiding the more socialist parts of them. I outlined some of Hitler's finer economic and nationalist policies. Of course, she was enthralled.

Pretty soon she was completely and utterly in love with Hitler and the Third Reich. I sent her Carl Orff and Corvus Corax music (zomg, in Latin AND Nazi!). Within a few days she was joining forums for Pakistani university students in Britain to troll them, and asking me to join in ; which I did halfheartedly. Her choices of avatar became completely limited to white pride and nazi iconography. I knew it would only be a matter of time before all her support on this forum was completely and utterly destroyed.

Then, the Holocaust thread came. I never expected anything so perfect. I waited till she had obnoxiously and incompetently argued that the Holocaust never happened and alienated all the people who used to tolerate her, then I started with the Polish are niggers shit. Then I moved to the Polish Jew shit.

I knew I wouldn't convince many of you that she was actually Jewish, but I knew you hated her enough by then to pretend that I had. And I suppose a lot of idiots believed it. But whatever, my final post arguing in no uncertain terms that she was a Polack Jew who Hitler hated, and most importantly ; the overwhelming support that accusation received, was enough to chase her from the forums in shame.

Poor Jenny.

JoY
05-22-2006, 03:15 PM
I made a mistake: it was in JoY's "as open and honest as possible" thread:

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showpost.php?p=564720&postcount=125
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showpost.php?p=564723&postcount=127

And that's the last we heard of her :(
it had to be one of my topics, didn't it?

Little_Miss_1565
05-22-2006, 04:25 PM
What was it that happened that made all her posts "guest"?

Sin Studly
05-22-2006, 04:34 PM
That one's a mystery. I assume she did something like Maria did, but without the post deletion.

JohnnyNemesis
05-22-2006, 05:03 PM
She's never on MSN...Poor Jenny.

I haven't talked to you, or anyone else really, off of the BBS lately, but this post reminds why I connected so strongly with you at a time.

That shit is fucking hilarious.


it had to be one of my topics, didn't it?

Hey, not only was it a great topic for it's time, but now it'll live in infamy! Forever!

Sin Studly
05-22-2006, 05:17 PM
What can I say? Machiavelli was fucking tender.