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Ultima94
05-23-2006, 07:09 PM
Yes, anyone can make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. But can you make a good one? Or maybe you just suck and cant make either :)

Steps:
1. Using a knife, spread a generous layer of peanut butter on one slice of bread.

2. Clean the knife with a napkin or use another knife so the peanut butter and jelly don't mix in their containers.

3. Spread jelly or jam on the other slice of bread. Use slightly less jelly than peanut butter.

4. Put the two pieces of bread together with the peanut butter and jelly sides facing one another. Cut the sandwich in half for easier eating.

http://www4.district125.k12.il.us/faculty/mfinlay/websp03/Tutorials/Fritzshall/webbed/breadinbag.gif

http://www4.district125.k12.il.us/faculty/mfinlay/websp03/Tutorials/Fritzshall/webbed/jarofpb.gif

http://www4.district125.k12.il.us/faculty/mfinlay/websp03/Tutorials/Fritzshall/webbed/jarofjelly.gif

Tips:
If you use a "natural" peanut butter that needs to be refrigerated, let the peanut butter come to room temperature before you spread it to avoid tearing the bread.

Vary your bread choices in a PB&J. Although white is the standard, try wheat varieties, sourdough, or even rye. And thicker breads are harder to tear when you spread the peanut butter on them.

Vary your jelly or jam choices. Although many choose "purple" and "red" jams for peanut butter (grape, strawberry, raspberry, boysenberry), some people swear by "orange" jams (apricot, peach).

Instead of jam or jelly, use sliced banana, honey, raisins, dried or fresh apple slices, unsweetened flaked coconut, bacon (yes, bacon) or any combination of the above.

Although it's high in protein, peanut butter is, sadly, fattening as all get out.

Sinister
05-23-2006, 07:10 PM
What the fuck ?

Ultima94
05-23-2006, 07:12 PM
Your just jeulouse.

Jebus
05-23-2006, 07:15 PM
sliced bread with peanut butter and cinnamon toast crunch FTW!

Ultima94
05-23-2006, 07:16 PM
sliced bread with peanut butter and cinnamon toast crunch FTW!

Goddamn you. I want cinnamon toast crunch now. Too bad im to fucking lazy to walk a few yards to buy some.

All About Eve
05-23-2006, 07:16 PM
sliced bread with peanut butter and cinnamon toast crunch FTW!
Wait... is the cereal mixed in with the peanut butter?

Jebus
05-23-2006, 07:19 PM
no, just spread peanut butter on top of the bread just like normal. Then put the cereal on top of it so it sticks to the peanut butter. It was a recipe on the back of the box years ago.

All About Eve
05-23-2006, 07:20 PM
..WTF? That'd be wrong on SO many levels...

Jebus
05-23-2006, 07:20 PM
It's the best tasting thing ever. Try it sometime.

All About Eve
05-23-2006, 07:21 PM
I don't usually get CTC though, and when I do I eat it the pwnworthy way... with MILK. Try it sometime.

Jebus
05-23-2006, 07:23 PM
with milk? eww...You're a freak!

All About Eve
05-23-2006, 07:23 PM
*shrugs* You're a beaner. We all got our quirks.

Jebus
05-23-2006, 07:27 PM
hey, hey, the recipe was created by some jew, not a beaner.
http://www.pasadenaisd.org/bondy/cinnamon_toast_crunch_baker.gif

All About Eve
05-23-2006, 07:29 PM
The Jew makes the scheme, the Beaners fall headlong into it. Classic.

Jebus
05-23-2006, 07:32 PM
Esos bastardos! =(

Endymion
05-23-2006, 07:35 PM
actually, that sounds pretty good. i'll have to try it some time. i'm also madly in love with the chex muddy buddies.

All About Eve
05-23-2006, 07:35 PM
I know what that means!

lawlz at Spanish, a phailur of a Latin offshoot if there ever was one.

0r4ng3
05-23-2006, 07:35 PM
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!

I'm suprised no one has mentioned this yet.

Ultima94
05-23-2006, 07:43 PM
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!

I'm suprised no one has mentioned this yet.

El oh fucking El