View Full Version : Crotch wax charity
05-23-2006, 09:45 PM
God I love the Superficial and Pink Is the New Blog. This is why no one should send random crotch pictures of yourself to random people who don't want 'em.
Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy is trying to laugh off his embarassing boner-playing-with-pictures by turning it into a ploy to promote a (probably shitty) band.
If we each give a dollar, we can send him to a nice salon where he can get that monster crotch waxed. If we're going to have to see it, it best look good. Jesus god make it go away.
05-23-2006, 09:47 PM
All I've got to say is I used to assume fallout boy sucked, and then I heard a song by them, and realized I was not wrong.
05-23-2006, 09:51 PM
If you have to resort to your bass player's gross crotch for promotion, your band probably sucks. God that think even LOOKS like it smells like ball sweat.
05-23-2006, 09:52 PM
I'm guessing I should be very happy that I haven't seen it. Mmm. I'm gonna go try to kick my friends' asses at Super Smash Bros. Melee. A wonderful night to you madamme! I know what sweaty balls you'll be dreaming about.
05-23-2006, 09:53 PM
you can wax me if you'd like.
actually, that goes to both of you.
05-23-2006, 09:53 PM
haven't seen it? I posted three gross pictures of it!
05-23-2006, 10:10 PM
luckily the photos don't link properly. and yes, you can smell the ball sweat through the screen.
05-23-2006, 11:07 PM
Dude, I saw someone who looked exactly like Trent from Pink Is The New Blog today. it was freaky.
he was wearing sevens with studded pockets. i cried inside.
and omg, gross.
05-23-2006, 11:40 PM
I've heard references of the cock pics, but I'm not sure exactly what happened, and don't know what Fallout Boy is (apart from some kind of punk band).
Some kind person, summarise please.
05-24-2006, 05:34 AM
This sums it up nicely, Justin (http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/03/08/pete_wentz_nude_cell_phone_pic.html)
05-24-2006, 05:39 AM
You know it's not even that his thingy is all that bad, what makes this embarrassing is that stupid tattoo on his belly.
05-24-2006, 05:48 AM
Haha, oh shits. That is a band?
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