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Rag Doll
05-31-2006, 06:44 PM
Alright. The size limit for your private messages has increased from 50 messages to 100 messages. You can also now change your custom titles (so, you can be something besides "Senior Member"). This can be accessed in the User CP under Edit Profile. Enjoy and any feedback on these changes is appreciated! =)

*custom titles can be changed after 500 posts.

Sinister
05-31-2006, 06:47 PM
Yay.

That is all.

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-31-2006, 06:52 PM
*waits for explosion of custom titles*

All About Eve
05-31-2006, 06:54 PM
This is going to bring on a whole new level of unfunny.

That_Guy91
05-31-2006, 06:55 PM
Which is why my title is staying the same for now!

Thomas
05-31-2006, 07:03 PM
Hey, thanks! Was this your idea or the admin's?

All About Eve
05-31-2006, 07:03 PM
Yours should be Made in Mexico.

Thomas
05-31-2006, 07:07 PM
Mine?


And call me retarded, but where the hell do I change it?

Sinister
05-31-2006, 07:07 PM
This can be accessed in the User CP under Edit Profile.
there you go.

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-31-2006, 07:08 PM
And call me retarded, but where the hell do I change it?

You're retarded.

And it was a sorta all-mod idea, but the admin implemented it.

Thomas
05-31-2006, 07:11 PM
Apparently I'm still retarded because I cannot find it.

*puts on bike helmet*

TheUnholyNightbringer
05-31-2006, 07:12 PM
Top of the page. Quick Links. Edit Profile. Hit yourself on the head.

Sinister
05-31-2006, 07:13 PM
Apparently I'm still retarded because I cannot find it.

*puts on bike helmet*

are you blind or what ?

All About Eve
05-31-2006, 07:14 PM
No, not yours, I meant to say Jebus' but someone said yours.

Thomas
05-31-2006, 07:15 PM
Top of the page. Quick Links. Edit Profile. Hit yourself on the head.

That's why I put on the helmet.

ANd I got that far, but I can't find out where under Edit Profile.

Do you need a bus pass to ride the short bus?

All About Eve
05-31-2006, 07:16 PM
You're already on.

Thomas
05-31-2006, 07:17 PM
YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!


Okay, seriously, I am like the dumbest fucker on this side of the whore house. I need detailed instructions.

Sinister
05-31-2006, 07:19 PM
top of the page : User CP
Edit Profile
it's the second box, should be in the lower part of your screen at the top of the profile page.

Tired_Of_You
05-31-2006, 07:22 PM
You're joking? It took me 0,06 seconds to find it and I'm usually the one who cannot find something even if it's right in her face. Anyway, I have no idea for a custom title, so I wanted to be really imaginative and put nothing at all but it doesn't work.

Sinister
05-31-2006, 07:23 PM
put an underscore or a space or a period or an asterisk.

Tired_Of_You
05-31-2006, 07:27 PM
The space doesn't work, oh noes. I'll keep Senior Member until I find something interesting, which might never happen. *your favourite French-Canadian*. Hahahaha. :/ I need sleeeep. Sorrysorry.

All About Eve
05-31-2006, 07:55 PM
You could do "Tired of you" in French.

coke_a_holic
05-31-2006, 07:58 PM
This is amazing, I can not wait for the shitty user titles to start rolling in! *covers own user title with hand*

0r4ng3
05-31-2006, 08:05 PM
I've been wanting to do this for a long time.

barangatang
05-31-2006, 08:16 PM
This is the sort of thing I'll change about every 10 seconds. I've already changed it three times.

0r4ng3
05-31-2006, 08:16 PM
At least this will slightly cut down on the "clever" locations.

Edit: Shit, I forgot that mine was "clever". i.e., lame.

DeAtHsTaR
05-31-2006, 08:24 PM
This is surely a spiffy feature.

0r4ng3
05-31-2006, 08:25 PM
haha, now I have a theme.

DeAtHsTaR
05-31-2006, 08:26 PM
Dammit, you can't have admin as a custom status.

barangatang
05-31-2006, 08:29 PM
I predict a billion "best user title" threads.

0r4ng3
05-31-2006, 08:30 PM
I predict only one thread, but many self-nominees, including me.

All About Eve
05-31-2006, 08:30 PM
I'd win; sargasm is the best word ever.

DeAtHsTaR
05-31-2006, 08:32 PM
Mine is stupidly awesome.

All About Eve
05-31-2006, 08:33 PM
It's also exactly the same as sKratch's, or atleat his old one.

Edit: I assume that's what you're going for, with the thing actually over the O.

0r4ng3
05-31-2006, 08:33 PM
I think the "stupid" part is that the line thingy is over the wrong letter.

DeAtHsTaR
05-31-2006, 08:35 PM
I think the "stupid" part is that the line thingy is over the wrong letter.
Oh shit, you're right. The line thingy is called a tilde.


It's also exactly the same as sKratch's, or atleat his old one.
Really?

- -Lauren- -
05-31-2006, 08:38 PM
yeah, I'm on the same side as Thomas:

I feel so freaking retarded because I can't find it.

HornyPope
05-31-2006, 08:38 PM
Lolz dain is plagarising titles now?

and those who don't follow the titles change in real time missed another Lol.

Jebus
05-31-2006, 08:39 PM
whoa, I just got some major deja vu after reading the posts starting at barangatan's last reply.

I guess I could I could complete my avatar by using "Conan stares into your soul" but meh. I'll keep senior member.

HornyPope
05-31-2006, 08:40 PM
Oh, Lauren and Thomas: you don't have enough posts for that feature yet. I think you get it only after 500.

DeAtHsTaR
05-31-2006, 08:40 PM
yeah, I'm on the same side as Thomas:

I feel so freaking retarded because I can't find it.
How can you not find it?

DeAtHsTaR
05-31-2006, 08:44 PM
and those who don't follow the titles change in real time missed another Lol.
Okay, I'm sticking with this one for a while.

barangatang
05-31-2006, 08:44 PM
I'd win; sargasm is the best word ever.

Fuck, now I have to change mine to make it so it doesn't seem like a copy off of yours.

Dain: Oh god, please don't.

- -Lauren- -
05-31-2006, 08:45 PM
How can you not find it?

It's not there.

Can someone please print-screen the image of where you change from "Senior Member"?

It would certainly clear things up for me, and many others who are confused.

Rag Doll
05-31-2006, 08:46 PM
Oh, Lauren and Thomas: you don't have enough posts for that feature yet. I think you get it only after 500.


.......ahem.

DeAtHsTaR
05-31-2006, 08:46 PM
It's not there.

Can someone please print-screen the image of where you change from "Senior Member"?

It would certainly clear things up for me, and many others who are confused.
Oh, looks like you need 500 posts.

- -Lauren- -
05-31-2006, 08:47 PM
Oh, Lauren and Thomas: you don't have enough posts for that feature yet. I think you get it only after 500.


aha. that would help. Thanks Sam, for pointing that out, or else I would have skipped over what he said.

HornyPope
05-31-2006, 08:52 PM
aha. that would help. Thanks Sam, for pointing that out, or else I would have skipped over what he said.

You do have a 100 PM storage capacity though, right?

barangatang
05-31-2006, 08:59 PM
You do have a 100 PM storage capacity though, right?
Hmmm, I don't seem to have that. It doesn't really matter all that much to me, since I rarely send and receive pms.

Rag Doll
05-31-2006, 09:04 PM
click where it says "Private Messages" in the top right corner of your screen and see if it looks like this...it should say "xx out of 100"

SkunkIt
05-31-2006, 09:17 PM
Thank you, Rag Doll and yay! :)

Rag Doll
05-31-2006, 09:30 PM
Thank all the mods & admins. I'm just the one that made the thread ;p

Thomas
05-31-2006, 09:35 PM
Does this mean that I get to take off the bike helmet?

haha. You bitches have to see me post more often to get that 500 posts now! :p


o_O

the_GoDdEsS
05-31-2006, 10:07 PM
This is going to bring on a whole new level of unfunny.

Unfortunately.

T-6005
05-31-2006, 10:29 PM
Does this mean that I get to take off the bike helmet?

haha. You bitches have to see me post more often to get that 500 posts now!
Do it in GOD.

Or better yet, don't do it at all. I don't want to see you desperately posting completely lame replies to threads just so you can change "Senior Member" to whatever idea you've got for it, especially since you're no doubt under the ridiculous delusion that it's brilliant and panting with barely repressed pubescent angst as you type because you only need 81 more posts today so that you can change it and everyone can see what a great idea you've had!

No offense, or anything. Same goes for anyone with under 500 posts. I can see way too much desperate, pointless posting stemming from this.

SkunkIt
05-31-2006, 11:20 PM
Thank all the mods & admins. I'm just the one that made the thread ;p

Thank you, mods including you and admins. :)

Mota Boy
05-31-2006, 11:41 PM
Awesome. I'd just maxed out my PM limit again.

Sunny
06-01-2006, 01:17 AM
This is going to bring on a whole new level of unfunny.

As does just about anything else on this board, including locations, signatures, and many new threads. *shrugs*

i for one am glad that us mere non-mod mortals have access to this feature now, it's sort of nifty. =p

thanks for letting us know, sam!

ninthlayer
06-01-2006, 01:47 AM
Sinister probably has the lamest title yet, fucking tryhard.

JohnnyNemesis
06-01-2006, 06:49 AM
Oh, how I've longed for this day!

Andy
06-01-2006, 06:49 AM
Hmm... To change my custom title or not to change my custom title. That is the question.

Yes. For now.

Anya82
06-01-2006, 08:13 AM
nice. me likes new features :)

Emily_offspring_fan
06-01-2006, 09:08 AM
that's cool.

offspring fan
06-01-2006, 09:20 AM
oh thats funny.... i cant think of annything to write.....

Sinister
06-01-2006, 09:22 AM
Sinister probably has the lamest title yet, fucking tryhard. I'd changed it before seeing this, hope it's better now.

JohnnyNemesis
06-01-2006, 10:33 AM
hope it's better now.

*buries my face in my hands* oh fuck.

XYlophonetreeZ
06-01-2006, 11:48 AM
I'd changed it before seeing this, hope it's better now.
*Bangs head on desk*

...Oh FUCK, will you ever get it?!?!

Preocupado
06-01-2006, 12:19 PM
I appreciate the feature, and now my opinion on the moderators went from oligarchic assholes to cute.

Tizzalicious
06-01-2006, 12:19 PM
We are sweeties. Everyone knows that.

Izie
06-01-2006, 12:21 PM
We are sweeties. Everyone knows that.

Some of us more than others :p

Tizzalicious
06-01-2006, 12:23 PM
Some of us more than others :p

Yes. Like me! *puts on sweet little girl face*

JohnnyNemesis
06-01-2006, 12:38 PM
I appreciate the feature, and now my opinion on the moderators went from oligarchic assholes to cute.

We're still assholes, especially me. But oligarchic? Fuck no! You shoulda never doubted us!

the_GoDdEsS
06-01-2006, 12:45 PM
O1337garchic? That's certainly new.

Izie
06-01-2006, 01:01 PM
Yes. Like me! *puts on sweet little girl face*

Keep trying.

And I like the o1337garchy.

Thomas
06-01-2006, 01:09 PM
Do it in GOD.

Or better yet, don't do it at all. I don't want to see you desperately posting completely lame replies to threads just so you can change "Senior Member" to whatever idea you've got for it, especially since you're no doubt under the ridiculous delusion that it's brilliant and panting with barely repressed pubescent angst as you type because you only need 81 more posts today so that you can change it and everyone can see what a great idea you've had!

No offense, or anything. Same goes for anyone with under 500 posts. I can see way too much desperate, pointless posting stemming from this.


Well, yeah. What I meant was that I was going to be coming online more often than I have been recently. I'm not gonna spam or post millions of incoherent posts just to have that custom title. I may be retarded and occasionally annoying (maybe a bit more than occasionally), but I'm not gonna post my balls off for no reason to get 500 posts.

barangatang
06-01-2006, 08:57 PM
I appreciate the feature, and now my opinion on the moderators went from oligarchic assholes to cute.


An oligarchy was a government controlled by only the rich, so in a way every government is an oligarchy.

These forums are in no way like a government and the mods are in no way "rich"

JohnnyNemesis
06-01-2006, 08:59 PM
You don't understand! All mods are assholes because we had so many privileges! Like...um...er...we had custom user titles! And...um...

*crickets chirp*

DOWN WIT MODZ!

Tired_Of_You
06-01-2006, 09:09 PM
ur such an oligarchy mods they have a forum for thmeselves where they prepare theyre oligarchy and how to control us all.. oh noes. :(

Preocupado
06-01-2006, 10:53 PM
An oligarchy was a government controlled by only the rich, so in a way every government is an oligarchy.

These forums are in no way like a government and the mods are in no way "rich"


It was a mention to the BBS 1337 influence and means, but don't take me so seriously.

I'm curious about this though: Are moderators able to see who's online even if the posters are using invisible mode?

Mota Boy
06-01-2006, 11:42 PM
You wouldn't believe all the features we've been given. You got one or two upgrades, we still haven't sorted all our new powers out. We not only know when you're invisible, and with a click of a button, we can trace your IP to your home address (North America, Western Europe and Japan) or your hometown (everywhere else). We can also see what other websites that IP address has been to in the past twenty-four hours. And that's just for starters.

The days of the o1337garchy have just begun my friend, just begun. Just you wait until we start using the "whitewash" and "firefly" features. You're gonna love firefly.


/barangatang - though the idea of "oligarchy" first came from Aristotle's (or Greece's in general, I dunno) definition as a government ruled by the wealthy, it now refers to any system ruled by a select, powerful few

Preocupado
06-01-2006, 11:52 PM
Holy shit!

EDIT: vBulletin board's privacy policy is fucked up to no ends. But i guess it has a good side, since it allowed the mods to wipe the board's trolls with those privileges.

- -Lauren- -
06-02-2006, 08:37 PM
You do have a 100 PM storage capacity though, right?


yeah i do... :confused: so, why can't i change my user-title?

Endymion
06-02-2006, 09:09 PM
yeah i do... :confused: so, why can't i change my user-title?
this has been pointed out many times before: you need 500 posts.

you'll get there eventually. don't spam.

DeAtHsTaR
06-02-2006, 09:13 PM
You wouldn't believe all the features we've been given. You got one or two upgrades, we still haven't sorted all our new powers out. We not only know when you're invisible, and with a click of a button, we can trace your IP to your home address (North America, Western Europe and Japan) or your hometown (everywhere else). We can also see what other websites that IP address has been to in the past twenty-four hours. And that's just for starters.

So, tell me what pron sites I've been to in the last 24 hours.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-02-2006, 10:35 PM
Dain.. BBS enemy #1?

You fuckin' retard.

DeAtHsTaR
06-02-2006, 10:51 PM
Dain.. BBS enemy #1?

You fuckin' retard.
Oh yeah, I'm seriously loved around here.

HornyPope
06-03-2006, 12:05 AM
You're gonna love firefly.

All right, that's the cue everyone. CODE B-L-U-E! CODE B-L-U-E!

nieh
06-03-2006, 10:55 AM
Oh yeah, I'm seriously loved around here.

Just because people are embarassed by your existence, doesn't mean you're important enough to be anyone's enemy.

JohnnyNemesis
06-03-2006, 01:06 PM
Yeah. dain calling himself BBS enemy #1 is like pissing on the e-graves EROS, wishomie, and Lodat are buried in.

DeAtHsTaR
06-03-2006, 01:11 PM
Yeah. dain calling himself BBS enemy #1 is like pissing on the e-graves EROS, wishomie, and Lodat are buried in.

Psh... I thought I plagiarized way more than Lodat.

the_GoDdEsS
06-03-2006, 01:11 PM
Aw, what an insignificant worm. When people think you are an infinitely lame loser does not automatically mean they waste their energy on hating you.

DeAtHsTaR
06-03-2006, 01:29 PM
Aw, what an insignificant worm. When people think you are an infinitely lame loser does not automatically mean they waste their energy on hating you.
No, they go out of their way to insult me in the form of an essay when I make a completely normal 5-word post. I'd say that's wasting your energy.

the_GoDdEsS
06-03-2006, 02:02 PM
Do you really think it takes so long and requires so much energy to type up a reply to an insignificant idiot? You people are not even worth a whole minute most of the time.

DeAtHsTaR
06-03-2006, 02:10 PM
Do you really think it takes so long and requires so much energy to type up a reply to an insignificant idiot? You people are not even worth a whole minute most of the time.
When the reply is a paragraph or two long, and it's replying to a post like "me too" yes, it takes some useful time and energy.

the_GoDdEsS
06-03-2006, 02:11 PM
You out of all talking about useful time is ridiculous.

- -Lauren- -
06-03-2006, 02:28 PM
you'll get there eventually. don't spam.

oh no, never!
i hate spammers, so why would i ever want to become one? I'll keep the same posting techniques as I do now, and maybe get there in a month or two, considering school will be out in a week and I'll have more time to get on.

JohnnyNemesis
06-04-2006, 07:23 AM
No, they go out of their way to insult me in the form of an essay when I make a completely normal 5-word post. I'd say that's wasting your energy.

Wow. So not only are you a thief, now you're a liar too!

What a fucking idiot you are.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-04-2006, 03:22 PM
Sucks to be you, Dain.

Preocupado
06-05-2006, 02:38 PM
For the next improvement, i suggest allowing the post attachments feature. Or some codec to put a clickable play button in the post, so we can post audio or video too. Come on, it's the 21st, we can have that.

Emily_offspring_fan
06-05-2006, 02:58 PM
Or be allowed to put a biggest size of avatars. I mean, not the 80x80, I mean, biggest than 19.5 kb. But it's okay, it's not a biiiig problem.

Preocupado
06-05-2006, 03:07 PM
I don't like that idea. Forums with big avatars are annoying as shit.

Apathy
06-05-2006, 03:42 PM
Yours should be Made in Mexico.


I realize that this was a few days ago, but I think Seņor Member might be better.

Endymion
06-05-2006, 04:13 PM
For the next improvement, i suggest allowing the post attachments feature. Or some codec to put a clickable play button in the post, so we can post audio or video too. Come on, it's the 21st, we can have that.
attachments, maybe.
embedded html? no way. leads to way too much shit.

Paint_It_Black
06-05-2006, 04:46 PM
Psh... I thought I plagiarized way more than Lodat.

Probably not. He did it successfully over quite a long time. And it was far more entertaining, because he had reached a certain level of tolerance before it all came out.

DeAtHsTaR
06-05-2006, 05:12 PM
Probably not. He did it successfully over quite a long time. And it was far more entertaining, because he had reached a certain level of tolerance before it all came out.
You mean you people actually believed that those works of art were by him????

Sinister
06-05-2006, 06:04 PM
attachments sound cool; I'd also like it if we could at least view the calendar.

0r4ng3
06-05-2006, 06:09 PM
I don't care about attachments, but yes, I'd like to see the calendar.

Paint_It_Black
06-05-2006, 07:09 PM
You mean you peopel actually believed that those works of art were by him????

Well, they weren't particularly good, so yeah, I did.

Also, at that time I wasn't especially suspicious of people. I wasn't aware just how many people are pathetic enough to steal shit online and pretend to a bunch of strangers that they made it. I still can't comprehend why anyone would do that.

petey
06-07-2006, 02:39 PM
now i dont have to be known as a junior member

petey
06-07-2006, 02:46 PM
damn, i need to post more.

petey
06-11-2006, 08:34 AM
i guess i should have read it better

Thomas
06-11-2006, 10:19 PM
500 posts. I am getting a custom title.

Thomas
06-11-2006, 10:20 PM
Somebody wanna tell me why it's not working?


EDIT: nevermind...

Apathy
06-12-2006, 02:48 PM
I've been having trouble trying to change my avatar.

I tried to resize it to be under 80 x 80 in photobucket, and it still says it's too big. I can't think of why it wouldn't work.
Here's the image I want.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d14/asdcfrewq/herestolifeavatar.jpg

I suck with computers so much.

Emily_offspring_fan
06-12-2006, 02:59 PM
I've been having trouble trying to change my avatar.

I tried to resize it to be under 80 x 80 in photobucket, and it still says it's too big. I can't think of why it wouldn't work.
Here's the image I want.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d14/asdcfrewq/herestolifeavatar.jpg

I suck with computers so much.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f7/_the_offspring_/herestolifeavatar.jpg

Andy
06-12-2006, 03:06 PM
I've been having trouble trying to change my avatar.

I tried to resize it to be under 80 x 80 in photobucket, and it still says it's too big. I can't think of why it wouldn't work.
Here's the image I want.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d14/asdcfrewq/herestolifeavatar.jpg

I suck with computers so much.
Could it be because there are too many bytes, or whatever?

Tijs
06-12-2006, 03:54 PM
Save it as GIF, makes a big difference in size.

Apathy
06-12-2006, 08:01 PM
Ehhhhhhhh!!!

You guys are great.
Please excuse that Fonzi thing.

DexterWannabe
06-18-2006, 03:59 AM
i got 500 post and it's till not working!! argghhh! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Tizzalicious
06-18-2006, 05:37 AM
Ehh...it is?

DexterWannabe
06-18-2006, 01:27 PM
now it's working, i had to log out and log in again

Thomas
06-19-2006, 09:34 AM
haha. Since I am retarded and I am extremely easily amused, I tried putting "Liberation Media Admin" as my custom title, but I just noticed how "Admin" is censored out. fuhnee.

DexterWannabe
06-19-2006, 11:31 AM
yes, you are really retarded, :p

DexterWannabe
06-19-2006, 11:38 AM
haha. Since I am retarded and I am extremely easily amused, I tried putting "Liberation Media Admin" as my custom title, but I just noticed how "Admin" is censored out. fuhnee.

i tried to change it to admin, and it works with a few changes, :p :p

Thomas
06-19-2006, 11:43 AM
And you called me retarded?

Mannen som blev en gris
06-19-2006, 01:40 PM
*wins *

ruroken
06-19-2006, 01:45 PM
Go Mannen! Woot woot!

0r4ng3
06-19-2006, 01:46 PM
What? How did you...?

Mannen som blev en gris
06-19-2006, 01:52 PM
What? You don't believe me? I'll ban you if you don't believe me, you know! I am the admin!

0r4ng3
06-19-2006, 01:53 PM
I belive you, I just don't know how.

Mannen som blev en gris
06-19-2006, 01:55 PM
I'll sell you the title for a dollar.

Endymion
06-19-2006, 01:57 PM
hint: that's not an 'a'.

Sinister
06-19-2006, 02:02 PM
copied and pasted.

HornyPope
06-19-2006, 02:11 PM
I'll sell you the title for a dollar.

Change the title to "I am an admin" or something that isn't quite so like the original administrator titile. It'll just cause useless headache.

Mannen som blev en gris
06-19-2006, 02:14 PM
Nah, I'll reset it. I wasn't planning on keeping it anyway, I just wanted to win. ;)

killer_queen
06-19-2006, 02:19 PM
Mine rocks, doesn't it?

JoY
06-20-2006, 03:18 AM
girl, you rock.

killer_queen
06-20-2006, 03:38 AM
Awww, thanks. *rapes you*

Mota Boy
06-20-2006, 08:42 AM
Mine rocks, doesn't it?
That's the stupidest name I've ever heard.

killer_queen
06-20-2006, 09:48 AM
Not to mention that people always seem to forget it...