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ninthlayer
06-01-2006, 02:30 AM
Cheesesteaks fucking blow.
The Philadelphia International Airport has the weakest and most overpriced fucking Long Islands I've ever had.
The King of Prussia Mall fucking blows, we have malls in fucking IOWA that have better shopping in them.
Fuck the Philadelphia Zoo, only one fucking penguin exhibit and it wasn't even inside and air conditioned?
Widen your fucking roads.
Where the fuck do you keep the attractive people?


The only good things I noticed about PA were Dunkin Donuts and Baskin Robbins.
(By the way, my trip there sucked)

Revolver-2005?
06-01-2006, 03:36 AM
It sounds like you were in Philadelphia which is only a small, very shitty part of PA.

Linda
06-01-2006, 04:55 PM
(By the way, my trip there sucked)

I could have told you it would before you went, but you didn't ask!

kamikaze
06-01-2006, 05:01 PM
The two hottest kids live in Mercer. Duh. You were at the wrong end of the state, silly Conor.

Sunny
06-01-2006, 05:04 PM
and the hottest kid in the whole damn area was in NYC, not far awayyy.

;;whimpersob.

coke_a_holic
06-01-2006, 05:12 PM
I thought you meant Penny Arcade at first, when I read "PA," and I was like "what?!" But then I clicked on the thread and realized you meant Boringsville, USA. There's nothing exciting about Philadelphia.

nieh
06-01-2006, 05:16 PM
Philly isn't the coolest place in the world to visit but it's nice to live around. It's more pleasant than most other cities I've been to. And most of the cheesesteak places suck especially now that they've become obsessed with the idea that they should all be made with Cheez Whiz. There's some places near Philly that do them really well though.

JohnnyNemesis
06-01-2006, 05:42 PM
I had the worst weekend of my life in Philadelphia last year. The two other worst trips of my life were in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.

Three fucking strikes. The whole state fucking blows.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-01-2006, 05:44 PM
PENNSYLVANIA! That's another one.

Sorry, me and my friends were in the pub today trying to name all 50 states. We got 40, which we thought was respectable. That was one we forgot.

Rag Doll
06-01-2006, 05:44 PM
I've only been to Philly once in the past...like 10 years. Didn't think it was too bad. Might end up going to school down there. *shrug*

Maybe I didn't spend enough time there though.

JohnnyNemesis
06-01-2006, 05:49 PM
PENNSYLVANIA! That's another one.

Sorry, me and my friends were in the pub today trying to name all 50 states. We got 40, which we thought was respectable. That was one we forgot.

Dude, if you folks want to name state capitals next, you can totally use me to cheat!

Sam: grad school? Drexel, or UPenn?

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-01-2006, 05:50 PM
Dude, if you folks want to name state capitals next, you can totally use me to cheat!

Fuck that. We don't learn all that over here. It took us nearly 3 hours to think of the 40 States. My friend just wouldn't accept that San Diego is not a State. Even though I've BEEN to San Diego. Puh.

JohnnyNemesis
06-01-2006, 05:53 PM
That's hilarious! You can use me to cheat as far as the rest of the states go too...

Also:


6. Where the fuck do you keep the attractive people?

Mmm, so very full of win.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-01-2006, 06:00 PM
Right, sorry to hijack your thread, Ninth, but we got:

1. Utah
2. Texas
3. California
4. New York
5. New England
6. Ohio
7. North Dakota
8. South Dakota
9. Iowa
10. Nevada
11. Maryland
12. Pennsylvania
13. Florida
14. Washington
15. Massechusets
16. Arizona
17. Alabama
18. Alaska
19. Nebraska
20. West Virginia
21. Kansas
22. Hawaii
23. Arkansas
24. Minnesota
25. Conneticutt
26. Michigan
27. Georgia
28. New Mexico
29. New Hampshire
30. Tennessee
31. Oregon
32. Mississippi
33. Rhode Island
34. Wyoming
35. Cincinnatti
36. Delaware
37. Indiana
38. Baltimore
39. Virginia (?)
40. Maine
41. Kentucky

I refused to use an atlas but if I don't get the rest soon I'M GOING TO BREAK SOME FURNITURE

That_Guy91
06-01-2006, 06:11 PM
Once again proving that nobody cares about New Jersey.

JohnnyNemesis
06-01-2006, 06:12 PM
Respectable job! A few corrections:


5. New England
Is a region made up of a few states, not a state itself.


35. Cincinnatti
Is a major city in Ohio.


38. Baltimore
Is a major city in Maryland.

I think I'll let others contribute to the list though!

EDIT:


Once again proving that nobody cares about New Jersey.

HA!

You also missed North Carolina and South Carolina, Dave.

Sinister
06-01-2006, 06:13 PM
North and South Carolinas.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-01-2006, 06:13 PM
Put me out of my misery!

EDIT: Thought of a couple more.

TheUnholyNightbringer
06-01-2006, 06:14 PM
Hey, it wasn't a bad attempt. We don't learn this stuff at all over here.

0r4ng3
06-01-2006, 06:26 PM
Did you get North and South Colorado?

Nah, I'm just messing. Though, I really used to think those existed.

Mota Boy
06-01-2006, 06:46 PM
23. Arkansas
How the fuck did you get that? Most people in the US don't even know we exist. Well, that's not true. They know we exist, they just don't know where we are.


I like how one of Philly's biggest attractions is a bell that doesn't even fucking work. Also never, under any circumstances, try to take an Excusion into the city.

Linda
06-01-2006, 08:36 PM
Good job, Dave. You named alot more than I could have, and I even live here! lol

Mota Boy
06-01-2006, 09:01 PM
Put me out of my misery!

Alright, let's see if I can name 'em. It helps to go geographically...

1. Hawaii
2. Alaska
3. Washington
4. Oregon
5. California
6. Idaho
7. Nevada
8. Arizona
9. Montana
10. Utah
11. New Mexico
12. Texas
13. Oklahoma
14. Colorado
15. Kansas
16. Nebraska
17. North Dakota
18. South Dakota
19. Minnesota
20. Illinois
21. Iowa
22. Missouri
23. Indiana
24. Ohio
25. Michigan
26. Kentucky
27. Tennessee
28. Arkansas
29. Louisiana
30. Mississippi
31. Alabama
32. Georgia
33. Florida
34. South Carolina
35. North Carolina
36. Virginia
37. West Virginia
38. Pennsylvania
39. Maryland
40. Delaware
41. New Jersey
42. New York
43. Connecticut
44. Massachusetts
45. Vermont
46. New Hampshire
47. Maine
48. Wyoming
49. Wisconsin
50. Rhode Island

Tired_Of_You
06-01-2006, 09:13 PM
For some reason Wyoming doesn't exist for me. Where is it anyway? I never learned all the states anyway. A lot of people in my geography class when I was in high school weren't even able to name the provinces, just imagine if we had to remember 50...